Things that announce that you're White Trash...

Youre a republican

Living in a trailer, driving a pick up, having anything depicting a Confederate flag, having a chain on your wallet. a mullet haircut, cars jacked up in your yard, a tractor tire painted white with plastic flowers in your yard. These are just a few that come to mind.

American flag swimming trunks. Same goes for a huge ass American flag on shirts with eagles and camouflage.

Voting for Trump.

Hee Haw.

Muddin'.

Fried Twinkies.

Plywood and stone yard art.

Drinking DIET mountain dew

Tim Allen fan.

"Arkansas luggage."

Menthol cigarettes and spitting tobacco.

Drinking soda for breakfast

What's plywood and stone yard art, and Arkansas luggage? I'm guessing maybe a trash bag? I'll keep the camouflage though.

Drinkin' Merlot on the rocks

Walking into a Wal-Mart.

Paying utility bills at the grocery store.

Thinking class markers are a real thing.

Definitely driving a pickup truck. Also, overweight people with many ugly tattoos wearing tank tops & jean shorts.

Playing the lottery, especially scratch-off tickets.

'Cold shoulder' tops/blouses. God, that look is hideous and it's always a fat SOW wearing it. Oh, excuse me! 'ROCKING IT'. BARF.

May I Speak To The Manager Hair.

Stripey blond highlights on dark hair. Juicy Couture track suits from Ross Dress for Less. Pedicured feet with bejeweled nail art in flip flops. NRA bumper sticker. Hello Kitty holding an AK-47 bumper sticker. Bragging about owning a pink gun. Kate Gosselin haircut. Bejeweled wine glass that says “Live Laugh Love.” Talking loudly on your phone in stores or restaurants or whilst getting your nails done. Leaving a shitty tip and treating your waiter like a slave. Picking your nose with a tissue in public. Spitting in public.

Being in your 30s or early 40s and having grandchildren

R21-You're FUNNY!

TATTOOS!

Only having a high school diploma if you're under 45.

Proud to say they haven't read a book - ever. Book learning is for libtard eggheads.

Getting a tattoo for every grandbaby when it’s born.

Tylurr 11/12/14

DeeOrr 5/24/16

TrueMan 2/6/18

Shopping at Macy's.

Dating your sister.

R21 FUCK YES

Yellow teeth

Using cash to pay for everything, can of Budweiser in faded out koozie, neon sunglasses purchased at a gas station, "I'm with stupid" maternity top.....

A big, stiff uncut cock peeking out the side of a pair Of Hanes.

It seems a bit odd to me that so many Americans consider people who hunt and wear hunting attire: camo, blaze orange, etc to be trash. Are the same people making such pronouncements vegetarians or vegans?

I should think a country or rural designation, or distinction could be made for many, but not labeling them en masse as trash. We don't have any such negative associations in Britain with hunting. Living here in the States, I know an attorney who shoots quail and deer, as well as a retired executive who hunts pheasant and other birds. (he happens to be the elderly DL's wet-dream of the high tony WASP) Both of them wear camo at times, and neither are "trash". I own a pair of camo shorts, and it's never occurred to me before that American gays might consider me trash for wearing them.

NFL everything from toilet seat cover to bbq grill, because it's MY team! Yeah!

[quote] Are the same people making such pronouncements vegetarians or vegans?

You must be new here

An obsessive accumulation of electronics as some totem of class (with cul-de-sac McMansions to house them). Not all white trash is necessarily poor but being in debt to your eyeballs over status symbols certainly is.

As Jeff Foxworthy said, "If you mow your front lawn and find a car..."

And R36 shopping for them on Black Friday because there is no better Christmas gift than a large television.

Kids with mullets, outlet mall purses carried like the Kardashians carry their purses, contoured drag-Queen like makeup and brows, the names Brandon, Braydon and Tyler.

White sandals after Labor Day, embarrising !

I can't believe it has taken this long, A MAGA hat.

Never EVER reading DL. Am I right, ladies?

A car or truck up on concrete blocks somewhere around your house.

Not using your garage to park your car, because it’s too full of crap or made into a man cave or — worse — enclosed and made into a room.

No owning a good suit.

R21 I knew a 29-year-old grandmother.

ooooh I have a good one: Corelle crockery

Drinking white zinfandel

Filthy upholstered furniture on the front porch.

Not shoveling your sidewalks or not mowing your lawn

R15 I grew up lower class, and yes, lower class people are obsessed with class markers, no matter how small.

My mom is the worst one I've ever met. She considers her "middle class" and dubs people that she thinks are lower class than her "hillbillies," and usually they're just random things that are true for her. Like, she has two kids, so she has repeatedly said, "Middle class people have two kids, hillbillies have more." Which is really odd because she had two miscarriages, so would she be a "hillbilly" if she carried those pregnancies to term? She prefers Pepsi to Coke, so she says, "Middle class people drink Pepsi, hillbillies drink Coke." I swear, she has said that more than once.

r51 Maybe they weren't really miscarriages.

Bumper stickers/messages on the car.

Denying climate change and refusing to recycle. Yes, I’m talking to you, Rosemary, you little #*%brownword*^~!

So what makes a person Black Trash?

My mother always thought hot sauce was extremely low class & hillbilly-ish.

Men who wear baseball caps

r55:

menthol cigarettes

MK logo merchandise

gum clicking

using speakerphone in public

r55 A gold front tooth

Owning an El Camino in a non-ironic way.

Driving a car with rusted fenders

Plastic kiddie-pools left out on the lawn/porch.

Walking around barefoot outside (NOT pool or beach, obvs).

Coolers used at any other time except tailgates or getaway trips.

Being loud in public.

R57 Really?

Cackling hags with braying voices. YOU KNOW THE TYPE.

Not knowing the difference between: there | their | they’re ... weather | whether .. you’re | your ... dessert | desert .. When you only speak one language you should at least try to master that

Living in a van down by the river.

There were two queens at the bar last week, couldn't have been older than 25. They were so drunk (at 730pm on a Thursday) and were walking the bar around asking strangers if they could "have a sip"of their drink. Gross gutter trash.

I disagree R57, men in baseball caps are just trying to hide their bald spots.

If this thread’s anything to go by then I’m absolute gutter trash. Who wants some? x

There's a Mexican joint near me that has a "White Trash Margarita" on their menu. I got a chuckle out of that (white guy here). I asked the bartender what was in it, and it was basically part traditional margarita and part beer.

TIL of a "NASCARita"

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Referring to a restaurant as a “joint”

Shopping in your pajamas.

Posting on Datalounge

Posting your nude pics online

An upholstered living-room couch on your front porch.

Ask her?

this

Marrying into the Trump , Pence or Gingrich Families.

Being a racist and/or anti-Semite.

R70 I'll take two boxes full, please.

R74 is smoking the absolute finest crystal meth

Owning a Dodge.

Men who only wear shorts, even in winter.

Women who only wear leggings, even to work.

Chewin' dip.

Using your "prison purse."

Perpetual, joyless chain-smoking.

Screaming family arguments that have the neighbors calling the cops.

Hair-trigger reactions to anything where you think someone is looking at you/being uppity/etc./etc./etc./etc.

Face tattoos.

White Power anything.

Confederate flag anything.

Mistaking "whorish" for "sexy".

Mistaking "whorish" for "appropriate children's-wear."

Mistaking "your children" for "whores" and fucking them.

Beards and bandannas and beer bellies and motorcycles. In fact, I don't believe I have ever seen a motorcycle not owned and operated by trash.

The One Where DLers Who Were Born To White Trash Families Get To Post About Why They Are Now Better Than Their Relations And High School Classmates

This.

Tattoos - Especially sports team logos, bear paw marks, and zodiac signs

Making a “Friends” reference as if wit were involved.

Being a Sean Cody model.

R55 there is no such thing, trash is exclusive for white people. I believe what you are referring to is ghetto.

Drinking premixed cocktails from a can in a paper cup.

Keeping reptiles in the bathtub.

Oh, Doo at R46 - EVERYBODY knows that about me!

Throwing things at fast food workers.

Being the sort of people whom pit bulls are rescued from.

Coal-rolling (see the Deplorable Thanksgiving thread).

Atlantic City as a big weekend splurge.

Bottle or jar filled with cigarette butts and nasty brown water on front porch or patio

Thinking that thinking is for “yuppies”

Patronizing a Hooters.

Dream of retiring to Myrtle Beach.

Using any of the following:

“This here... them there ... I seen it... hubby ....ol’ lady... he seen it... that raccoon was reallll finger lickin’ good.”

I think a distinction should be made between people are solidly rural and those who are white trash. Saying "them there" is grammatically incorrect, but I don't necessarily see the people who use it as trashy. Tattoos and switchblades and beating your wife are trashy.

Having no sheets on your mattress and/or an exposed box spring.

Of course smoking in and of itself is trashy, but you really announce you're white trash if you smoke the cheaper, budget-conscious cigarettes like Pall Mall, L&M, Mavericks etc. instead of Marlboros or Parliaments.

Opening and eating food whilst still walking through the grocery store aisles.

Presenting dirty hole

Using sheets as curtains

Dog turds on the living room floor.

R118 yes, you Cockgobbler Aaron Schock

>Drinking at home out of huge plastic cups

>Wearing or even owning a crocheted hat with Budweiser can cutouts (my ex’s folks had one sitting on their mantel)

>Saying supposably, I could care less, and other inanities

>Drinking Capri Sun, Tang, Sunny D, or Hawaiian Punch

1. Doing “the wave” at a sporting event

2. Being unable to utter one complete sentence without the use of the word “fucking”

You listen to Kid Rock, Ted Nugent, Insane Clown Posse, etc.

The county fair is your Christmas

Trash bags taped over busted-out car windows

A Sears portrait of your wheelchair-bound Meemaw in a T-shirt reading I'M THE BEST SEX YOU'LL NEVER HAVE

Serving Totino's Pizza Rolls at your wedding reception

Being sad when the Jerry Springer Show went off the air, but hey, at least Steve Wilkos and Maury Povich are still on.

Owning “Live, Laugh, Love” style home decor.

Casseroles.

Pressuring your kids into sports.

Inviting coworkers to your “Independence Day” party.

Jersey trash: Drinking red wine mixed with Diet Coke

[quote]Casseroles

Hey! I like a nice baked pasta dish.

You're a Rob Zombie fan

Attending a NASCAR event.

Obsessive soda drinking. My white trash aunt brings a case of Dr. Pepper with her wherever she goes, she always does it when she’s spending the weekend with us for a family event. She also lives in Florida and works for Delta and is incredibly proud of being a stewardess.

Going to the Wisconsin Dells for your honeymoon

Smoking

Having a G.E.D.

Any job where you operate a cash register.

If this remotely describes your family gatherings:

Fox News is the only source of journalism you trust

My definition from my own life is having gun racks in the back of your car. Also, the nicest piece of furniture we owned was a beautiful handcrafted gun cabinet given to my father.

Having a number of crotchfruit, none of whom are full-siblings

[R33] Hunting in English is Lord Cuntspurt and Lady Clitshit watching a fox get torn to shreds by 92 dogs. I consider that rather trashy too, but in a different way.

I don't necessarily object to hunting for sustenance, or even as sport, if rules are observed. But some people wear camo to get their tires rotated because GUNS. And that is trashy.

Hunting in both ways is trashy. The way the aristocracy view it as a status symbol is an example of white trash behavior (see using weird showiness as a symbol of wealth) and the way middle class and poor people see it as a way to show their dominance and manliness is trashy (see participating in caveman behavior).

Dying drunk in a Harley accident.

Using Cool Whip on any dessert.

Putting tinfoil in your windows

Wearing your "good" tube top to a wedding. Smoking during the ceremony.

Shout out to Jersey, R128:

We did that in the Midwest, too. Called it Mercola.

Neck tattoos

Wearing pajama pants to Walmart.

Having more than 2 dogs.

Backhanding toddlers.

R97, that's not specific to white trash. Socks with Crocs and slides are a common sight here in L.A.

Having a lot of car batteries around.

Cheering when the White House blows up in "Independence Day".

Tire planters are trash but fab. I only like them if they are cut into the sunflower shape, and are in the yards of ramshackle big old houses in working class areas.

Getting into an altercation in a Wal-mart (verbal or physical), especially if you instigate the altercation

Defecation in any place not designated as an official restroom

Having a mugshot

R156

I don't know about that, as occasionally innocent people are charged with crimes and arrested.

Florida in general.

R144 serving Jell-O as dessert

Taking your teeth out as part of relaxing and unwinding

Nice to see a DL thread fill up this quickly. It's like the olden days.

Frozen, instant, boxed, and canned meals—especially when combined together in a "dump" recipe. For those people, there is no hope. Trash through and through.

Lots of good ones here. The sheets as curtains and never a fully made bed w/matching clean sheets is so true. I'll add the Country Buffet for special occasions. Also stolen satellite TV, cracking gum, indoor picnic tables, government cheese, and calling GYNs "pussy-doctors". Your welcome.

Clear plastic covers on all the ‘good furniture’

PICKUP TRUCKS

A shoot’n range complete with coffee can targets in your back yard

[quote]Frozen, instant, boxed, and canned meals—especially when combined together in a "dump" recipe. For those people, there is no hope. Trash through and through.

Cathy Mitchell is a Datalounge Patron Saint! How dare you?

No teeth

Three teeth

Two teeth

Sorry if someone said it, but smoking meth and/or operating a meth den/house. Wearing boots too big for your feet all year around (not cowboy boots either). Coloring your hair Kool-Aid red or blue. Driving a Chevy Lumina with over 200,000 miles. Slamming the wooden screen door. Living in a trailer next to or in front of your parents' house because you're "saving up" and your parents don't trust you in their house. Mud bogging's a big one for sure.

Chewing Tobacco

Eating Pork Rinds

Tabasco sauce

Ordering microwaved frozen pizza at the bar and enjoying it.

Tabasco sauce is not white trash, unless Bloody Marys are white trash.

Then arguing about the quarters you didn't have on the pool table for the next game.

They are

sriracha will improve your bloody mary and cocktail sauce

From my mother's family:

Eating at Golden Corral on special occasions.

Multiple family members serving time for armed robbery (usually repeatedly), vehicular manslaughter, or drug dealing.

Relatives of the incarcerated carrying concealed, because they're afraid of retaliation from whoever the jailed person crossed or ratted out.

58 pro-Trump posts per day on Facebook.

47 more posts per day about Jeebus/God and how only He can judge the poster.

Undying loyalty to Walmart.

Only taking grandchildren to see their grandparents when it's time to extort more $ or for free babysitting.

Familiarity with the ins and outs of restraining orders- how to get them served cheaply, what to say/write to get the fee waived, etc.

At least 1 molester uncle or cousin (either gender) per family gathering, but usually more.

Still taking great pride in excessive consumption of Pabst or Bud Light after the age of 30... 40... 50... 71, in my bio mom's case. See also: being arrested for drinking inappropriately public after the age of 30... 40... 50...

Possessing either multiple chins or no chin at all.

DUIs... so many DUIs...

Decorating mobile homes with wooden scarecrows/cows/ducks/chickens, dreamcatchers, American flags, weird dolls, stuffed animals, and milkcans.

Baggy shorts as formal wear.

Spending the bill money on another tattoo.

Possession of meth, often accompanied by Oxycontin without a prescription.

Universal lack of college degrees.

Aversion to literature and reputable news sites.

children "in the system" and elder abuse is common. sadly

A Nascar collection proudly displayed next to Grandmas extensive Avon bottle collection . All coated with decades of dust , grease and nicotine . 1000s of dollars worth of outside toys , broken and sun faded , in a yard that is nothing but dirt and dog shit. Broken blinds hanging in screenless windows . Dirty fingernails . Believing that Star and the National Enquirer are gospel truth .

^ yup

Free government cheese is not a sign of White Trash. 2 elderly relatives received it because they were in a bad way financially. They were far from trashy.

^ As for the cheese itself, that is a different story. I remember it as being horrible. They stopped getting it, it was so bad.

It's a sign, but not absolute proof.

Hey r62, now I know I am White Trash...I had always hoped otherwise.

My family received that cheese a couple of times...we liked it. It was better than no cheese. We were pretty much starving in Appalachia.

Women who think dressing sexily is dressing classy, especially at work. Go Fund Me pages for anything! Especially funerals! Or people who put 'in lieu of flowers please donate money to help pay for the funeral.' Have some dignity. If you can't afford a funeral and expensive funeral don't, cremate them and have a wake at home, don't ask other people to pay for it. Also, people without health insurance, or insurance in general.

People who are obsessed with sports, who live for it, but look down their nose at books like they might catch a disease if they picked one up.

Family night out at Old Country Buffet, or Golden Corral, or CiCi's.

R182, this got me thinking - how do families dispose of these shitty outdoor toys? I lived in an apartment 20 years ago, and a family that lived on the first floor made the outside of their place into a fucking playground - plastic sliding boards and such.

Your dog sleeps outside

You have a sheetz member card and own a piece of camo clothing yet you have never been in the military.

Names. Miss spelt names, or made up names, or names after brands. Madyson, Jaxon, Armani, Jack- Daniel, etc.

Talking with a toothpick in your mouth,

Cut cock if you're below 30.

Thinking that being a white man automatically makes you a superior specimen, even if you live in a trailer inherited from your grandparents and might be married to a first cousin.

And if said trailer is in a “holler” named after a close relative.

Would the following be a sign of WT? Big, athletic, manly young men who idolize all things military and conservative BUT have never been in the military and have not picked up a book since high school. High school is the highest level of education completed. White Trash or not?

Her and I.

Bullet hole stickers on car.

Hot dogs.

Having no insurance does not make you white trash. Having no insurance makes you fucked over by American health care.

Getting your baby daughter’s ears pierced at one month old

Having a voice box but still smoking through the hole In your chest. Having any kind of cancer, but still smoking.

Having had plenty of crappy jobs, I can see how people have hardcore addictions to get through the day, though. If I worked at a damned chicken plant I’d be smoking a pack a day and on meth too.

Loudly threatening physical discipline on your child who is screaming their head off in public.

Reporting false allegations that you current man's former women (who is also his child's baby's mama) is abusing their child because former girlfriend is less fat than you and you're jealous.

Owning anything with the Playboy Bunny logo on it.

Having a jukebox or pinball machine in your house.

A freezer just for meat you killed yourself.

An outboard motor stored in your garage.

A framed sports jersey on your wall.

Owning the equipment required to deep fat fry a turkey.

A supply of fireworks just in case a special event comes up.

Special glasses for drinking Jaegermeister.

Calling social security repeatedly because your disability is late, but it isn't. You got the date wrong during your four-day meth binge.

A super dirty Pontiac Sunfire

Drinking boxed wine

I thought Tabasco Sauce was only for bloody Marys consumed in the county club after services at St James Episcopal.

Powdered drink mix, powdered mashed potatoes, canned vegetables

Above ground swimming pool. In the front yard, which is surrounded by chain link fencing.

Goatees

Restoring an 80s Fiero that is up on blocks on your gravel driveway.

Lack of chin, jawline, cheekbones and neck.

A body like Mooghan McCain’s.

home hair dye jobs

Family brawls that spill out into the yard for all to see. Daughters who can't keep their legs closed to redneck men. Living in Wasilla.

If you have duct tape anywhere on your car.

r219 except they call it duck tape

R101 I had a Chinese/Black friend in school that loved Kid Rock, NASCAR, and WWF (before it changed to WWE)

I guess that proves you don't have to be White to be White Trash.

R212 Now what's wrong with canned vegetables? Canned versions of certain vegetables are actually more nutritious and succulent when they're canned than they are fresh, like tomatoes (and yeah, I know tomato is actually a fruit).

Your fine glassware was all obtained free with a fill-up at the local Shell station.

I second that canned vegetables aren't necessarily WT. No vegetables at all is WT.

Did anyone see the Investigation Discovery show on missing “Baby DeOrr Kunz”? It was a smorgasbord of white trashiness, from baby daddy Vernal to mama Jessica Mitchell who called DeOrr “Little Man.” She kind of slurred it into one word “Lilmann.” Then there was oxygen tank sucking Grandpa Bob who they took with them on their camping trip, and at the last minute Grandpa Bob brought “a friend” named IsaacSomethingOrAnother, who appeared to have been mildly retarded.

Good idea. Bring gasping-for-air grandpa with you for a trip up in the mountains, and don’t be surprised when he brings along a young, strange guy you’ve never seen before. Can’t get trashier than that.

Buying a brand new Cadillac SUV and bringing it to a custom shop to have a vinyl top, whitewall tires, gold rims and faux spare tire added.

Celebrity scents.

Except for White Diamonds by Liz Taylor.

Even Elizabeth Taylor had her white trash phase.

Going to a Kid Rock concert or Larry the Cable Guy show.

Paper plates instead of dishes.

Regarding food, quantity not quality.

Yeti cooler, mugs

Spring Break Daytona Beach

Hot tubs

Camping out at NASCAR races in the middle of the track (don't know what it is called because I am not white trash)

Cowboy boots with crosses on them (see image below)

Belonging to a megachurch

Being Southern Baptist

I’m from Texas, smoke Pall Mall 100s cigarettes, have a tribal lower back tattoo and a Prince Albert piercing.

Do you have a big Texan cock?

Being from East Texas

Being really into fishing

Owning Walmart jewelry

Blowing money on lottery tickets.

Blowing carny cock at the country fair.

Yeah, R220, having a drunk construction worker that you met in rehab as your seventh husband is pretty white trash.

Having a destination wedding in Branson.

Drinking something really sweet with your meal. E.g., regular Coca-Cola. Diet Coke and iced tea with sugar is OK, though. Exceptions: pizza and Chinese food (OK to drink regular Coke).

Drinking a calorie bomb like a Frappuccino and still eating all your regular meals in addition to that.

Elvis fan, having anything with Elvis on the wall.

Wow, I didn’t realize that paying cash for everything was trashy. With the exception of the recurrent bills (mortgage, utilities, etc.), we pay cash. I think it’s trashy to buy things you can’t afford outright, and be in debt to a company for your furniture and clothing and food.

Buying groceries with food stamps, smoking Kool menthol cigarettes, having 4 babies with 4 different men, wearing a crop top 3 sizes too small with pierced navel hanging out, wearing a $9.99 red wig.

Single use beverage containers. If your liquid container wasn’t milled by bpa-free children in Asia, you are trash.

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R239 When the carny comes through town, your daughter or wife leaves with it when it goes.

Being this trash person or having anything to do with him.

On a cruise ship, eating all your meals at the buffet and never sitting foot in any of the restaurants because you don't want to put on a pair of slacks or wear a shirt with a collar.

I guess I'm white trash then, because you can try to pry the diet Mountain Dew out of my hand in the morning, but I'll be at work with my home dye job hair and will need it while using my Premier League team-covered phone.

Everything about this

^Having a "pryin' bar"

[quote]Miss spelt names

Please tell me this was intentional.

Miss Spelt one of dem crasy drag queens! They got dem critters over at The Dugout somes Wendays. I gotta say -- some of dem is fine! Yep, they'll do anyting!

Rodeos and an ungodly level of consumption of bad quality red meat.

Not everyone that uses cash is WT obviously, but they do because credit score is same as IQ.

What's the definition of a white trash virgin?

A 13 year old that can outrun her brother.

Unless you can't control your spending, it's smarter to pay with a credit card. That way you get more protection if something goes awry, and you probably earn 1-2% cash back, all while building credit. You can just pay it all off every month.

I use cash. I don't think using cash is trashy. I do use a debit card for purchases that are $20 or $30 or more.

I drink soda first thing in the morning.

I wear camo.

I drive a pickup.

I don't care.

R262 - you sound like my kinda guy.....anywhere near Houston??

R234 is wrong about Southern Baptists. As a rule Southern Baptists are the solid middle or lower middle class church in the South. Their churches are often large structures in the middle of town. They don't speak in tongues, handle snakes or jump around in church. Independent Baptist churches (smaller, poorer people) might do some of those things but may not. Baptists are not Pentecostals, who do speak in tongues and dance and roll around in church. Snake handling is usually done in the poorest and most marginalized groups.

You Judge people based upon their team, favorite band, and car - any can disqualify.

Immature teenage boy toilet humour when you're a grown adult. Fart, masturbation jokes etc. Also grown adult men who play computer games all the time.

Eating Chef Boyardee ravioli straight from a can while watching LivePD. It's a fancy date night - dinner and a (sort of) movie!

[quote]Wow, I didn’t realize that paying cash for everything was trashy. With the exception of the recurrent bills (mortgage, utilities, etc.), we pay cash. I think it’s trashy to buy things you can’t afford outright, and be in debt to a company for your furniture and clothing and food.

You don't seem to realize that you're not "in debt" to anyone if you pay your credit cards off in full every month. And as others have pointed out, you are missing out on a lot of rebates and discounts (not to mention purchase protection and easier returns) by not paying with a credit card. I rarely pay for anything with cash, and for the few things that still can't be paid with a credit or debit card, I will use online banking to generate a check.

This is amazing. A lot of these apply to half the people living in my town (Winona Minnesota) the other half are college students that are fine for winter and summer break.

You're related to Nick Carter.

R226, that's not white trash. That's something else entirely.

Asking for three high chairs as you walk in to Olive Garden

Drinking any kind of pop means you are trash.

Electric carving knife at the Thanksgiving table.

Cash is not white trash. If you live in a city you need cash for tipping in places that often don't take credit cards like Valet Parking Attendants, Hotel staff, Delivery people, etc.

[quote]Drinking any kind of pop means you are trash.

Calling it "pop" instead of soda is white trash.

Being pedantic over the word pop is super trashy.

Taco Bell

Using the back seat of your old car as a sofa on the front porch.

Everything that's mentioned on this site.

If you were born in a wagon of a traveling show, obviously.

Is that your grandma's yard, R2?

If you ask yourself WWHBBD (What would Honey Boo Boo do?), and you do it.

What is a honey boo boo?

Driving a 3 Series BMW

Shopping at Whole Foods (instead of sending your au pair)

Drinking Chardonnay

Sending your children to a state university

Vacationing at Tahoe on the wrong side of the lake

Living in a trailer park thinking it is classy because there are no black people living there.

Slapping your name or initials on everything you own.

Becoming the 45th president of the United States.

Smoking cigarettes, especially the extra-long 100s type.

TV in the bedroom.

[quote]TV in the bedroom.

Literally 98% of Americans

Better to have the TV in bedroom ...you don't want it in the living room.

"King Cyrus"

Forbidding your child to marry that middle-class-college-educated black person because "your grandparents would die of shame if you soiled our bloodlines by doing that."

Marrying a non-college educated husband.

I’ve never had a tv in the bedroom. Bedrooms are for sex and reading books.

How old are you R294? 80? 90?

Everyone I know rich and poor has a TV in the bedroom. You can still read a book and have sex too, imagine that.

Cornholing.

When the single mom and her five kids all have different last names.

R295 I don’t have a tv in the bedroom.

r295 I won't have a TV in the bedroom either. I won't have one in the living room as well. TV lost me years ago. It's full of faux news, faux newscaster who believe their opinions are news, faux scripted reality shows, and uninteresting talk shows featuring the "stars" of the faux scripted reality shows. I have a little TV in the kitchen to catch the weather in the morning, but that's it. I think you're the one who is stuck in the past, thinking TV is a "must have."

White girls with multi-racial kids.

Owing a pitbull

I'm yet another person without a TV in my room, R295.

I have to have a TV in the bedroom so I can watch porn on a big screen.

Who has a TV? Everything is streaming video now.

Yes. White trash is having all furniture facing a screen.

Bragging to strangers about how much you’ve paid for something.

Closely followed by asking someone how much they paid for something

r304 Are you aware that you can stream on a TV?

Attending the demolition derby

My favorite is the woman who threw a tattoo party with a used kit and ink supply she purchased at a flea market.

Yes, Everyone caught hep-C

“Having dinner” at Chili’s, Applebee’s, IHOP, or Denny’s. I only “have dinner” at non-chain restaurants that use a chef to create creative, delicious courses, require reservations, and have a dress code.

Fat furniture. The kind that looks like it has double chins and syringes between the cushions.

Dog shit in the house, on the carpet, etc. Animal fur/hair (lots) on the chairs in your house. House smelling like animals.

Trashy for any race of people.

[quote]Bragging to strangers about how much you’ve paid for something.

OMG I just came here to post that exact same thing! I've been watching Jeffree Star vids on Youtube and he's CONSTANTLY dropping prices he paid for all of his ridiculous material possessions. It makes it so glaringly obvious that he's low class new money with insecurity issues. Oh, and his closet is full of mismatched plastic hangers! That both sets off my OCD and screams "TRASH!"

Watching Jeffree Starr

Having the name TRUMP tattooed on your forearm for the world to see...yup, saw it on an older women yesterday. Yes, I do live in Florida!

Living in Florida

[quote]I think you're the one who is stuck in the past, thinking TV is a "must have."

No dear, you are living in the past if you think its all reality shows and cable. I own 3 TVs and non are on cable. I cut that years ago like most people under the age of 55. You have no idea of what content is outside of your little cable world.

When your idol doesn't go to prison but you do with his pic on your back.

This qualifies.

R319 Does her pussy stink?

r319 that is probably the trashiest white trash thing I've ever seen. OMG!

Can't get past the cigarette burn scars in R319. Sad. That's one hallmark of child abuse/torture.

When you are at a square dance and the caller proclaims "Hoe down" and your date hits the floor.

[R322] Holy shit. I didn't even think of them. That's awful.

Televangelism

Selling your children on Craigslist.

Buying anything from HSN or QVC.

Eating white bread

Eating pasteurized cheese product

“Making dinner” using boxed meal sides like Kraft macaroni and cheese.

Going bowling.

Having a “foot fetish.”

Thinking vaping is any better than smoking, particularly if you think "juice" that smells like a Yankee Candle (Earl Grey tea? Mint Chocolate Chip? Toasted Fucking Marshmallow?) elevates it somehow. No, cuntessa. It makes you even trashier than Angela. And no one is trashier than Angela.

Wearing a baseball cap backwards.

ANYTHING DISNEY 🤮

What about Disney tattoos?

Having an “Onlyfans” account. (And you’re not hot)

You drive around in a pickup truck listening to trap/rap with your pit bull while consuming energy drinks and pondering which one of your illegitimate kids' names you should tattoo on your forearm, neck or forehead (anywhere not covered by clothing).

Thinking "delish" is a word.

Using fruit and vegetables as dildos instead of “intimacy aids” sold by a reputable dealer.

Posting shit like r340.

R340 - incorporating said “fruit or vegetable” into dinner after you’ve used it for sexual pleasure. I have an ex boyfriend who would put a condom on a zucchini, fuck me with it, then wash it off and cut it up and sauté it with garlic and onion for dinner.

What if a black or brown person does any of the above? Does that make them white trash as well?

It makes them "white trash-adjacent."

Blacks and browns are just “trash.”

Thank god for those quotation marks R345.

Using canned biscuits to make croissants.

Paper plates and red Dixie cups at Thanksgiving.

Giving a shit about Jennifer Aniston, Alyssa Milano, or either of the Cameron siblings.

Having even a scintilla of a hint as to who the Cameron siblings might be.

Not knowing what "scintilla" means.

Posting on DL

[quote] ANYTHING DISNEY 🤮

Boycotting Disney because of their "godless homosexual agenda"

R350 - The Camerons are deplorables, but I so want Kirk to fuck me balls deep and shoot his Christian goo deep in my guts.

R354 is Danny Pintauro, who provides yet another example.

Um, not white trash at all. I'm Mediterranean. Or at least what the spouse calls me. In realty Italian American. I also have a wicked sense of humor. It's funny the male nurse at the hospital where my spouse is I had him cracking up. We were talking about blood pressure and I explained I when I was younger I had hypertension then as I got older I just didn't give a shit and my blood pressure went to normal.

I don't drink Mountain Dew or any carbonated sweet beverage. Plus I don't wear cammies. Sorry - if they ain't black/blue/tan/gray/etc. I won't wear em'.

Truck NUTZ!!!!

Getting married in Vegas.

Plastic covered furniture

Being white and not rich, if this thread is anything by which to go.

Slovenly middle aged white women dyeing their hair pink/purple/blue/green for attention.

This

Doilies on your dresser.

Dollars on your dresser.

Dolls on your dresser.

Referring to cops as "pigs." Referring to Americans as "Yanks."

Southern Baptists

Working out at a gym/fitness club wearing jeans.

1) Having an old school bus in the yard

2) Designating it as a place for your teen sons to go masturbate in so as not to defile the trailer

R366 just outed themselves as white trash here on Datalounge

You watch FAUX News

Owning a Hisense, RCA, Element, TCL, Insignia or Sceptre TV.

Going to a bar that charges a cover for you to enter.

Practicing any religion besides Judaism

Thinking Judaism is better than Goy.

Hunting isn't white trash. I'm in Texas and men of all status hunt. There's also a difference between white trash and rednecks.

It took way too long for r357 to show up in this thread.

I'm not surprised that they sell a camo-colored pair. That's definitely the white trashiest option.

R365 I’ll tell you about goddamn Dolls on the dresser!

Denying Judaism is better than Goy.

I see Matt the Loon is out and about. Off your meds again, dear?

Graduating from Texas A&M and announcing this fact with a bumper sticker.

Being an ableist prick like R380.

Non-Jewish non-gay whites are usually trash. They always have the greatest sense of entitlement despite having done jack fucking shit to earn it, and they also have the absolute worst taste in everything whether it is music, movies, TV, architecture, cars, clothes, food. There's a reason it's politically correct to hate them but not black people.

They're why this thread exists and needs to be kept alive. This thread is a public service to humanity.

Oh, and R99 is right. Having any kind of affinity for that wretched show automatically makes you white trash.

A&M is actually a prestigious school. Lots of engineers and vets get their degrees there and their vet school is very difficult to get into. It is, however, a breeding ground for future deplorables and has an almost cult-like atmosphere. My little brother went to check it out before making a final selection and found it very weird and he was forcibly made to attend a football game. He loathes football but he had to go and he said the cadet corps was weird as shit. All very young conservative and religious student body.

He chose UT-Austin and had a a blast, thank god.

[quote]Denying Judaism is better than Goy.

Jews who always want to argue over everything.

Gentiles who can’t accept that they bet on the wrong horse.

Having a toilet in your front yard for "decoration" with fake plastic flowers planted in it. No joke, there was a house I would pass by daily going to and from work that had this.

"Don't Tread On Me" flags hanging off your front porch.

People sitting in plastic lawn chairs in the front yard in the middle of a weekday. Toys strewn all over the yard. Some of the people are wearing pajama pants.

R384, aren't all vet schools very difficult to get into? I understand it's generally harder to get into vet school than med school. Also, wouldn't any cadet corps be weird as shit?

Unironic use of the term, "good people ." Or, " them's good people. "

Gross women who post selfies continuously on Facebook and lots of comments like “so beautiful”, “beautiful mama”, “beautiful hun”.

Non-trashy whites are a very small minority.

Decorating your home with furniture and "art" from Rooms to Go, Haverty's, Ashley Furniture, Home Store, etc.

Having a net income of less than $25 million a year.

White trash with a bit of disposable income: art cruises.

Finding anything remotely amusing about any ethnic surname, especially “Buttigieg.”

Live * Laugh * Love

1) A gold plated commode.in your bathroom

2) thinking z golf plated commode is elegant

R361, the Middle Aged women with blue/pink hair =meth or heroin in my experience

Being named “Zack Morris.”

R399, actually, gold is quite trendy these days.

Tattoos haven't been mentioned since early in this thread. It's time to mention them again.

There is nothing more MAGA deplorable white trash than tattoos. Awful.

Cigarettes are right up there with them.

Using double-negatives and not being ironic about it ("Young People Don’t Want Cash No More")

Aspiring to Swarovski Crystals.

"ain't"

People who think they're upper class social elites and yet post on DataLounge denouncing everyone else as white trash

Did we mention use of "y'all" yet?

If no, here ya go.

And if yes, it bears repeating.

Getting offended by this thread and other threads like it, then going on to make a lot of racist generalizations about African-American poverty and calling them jokes.

Thinking Eastern European hookers are classy.

Driving a C-class Mercedes.

Not pronouncing the g in “-ing” when added to the end of a word.

Using your garage for storage & parking your car outside, curbside.

Calling Las Vegas "Vegas."

Getting banged and knocked up by the overseer of a plantation.

Padded toilet seats - especially when they are so old, the vinyl has cracks in it, and is stained.

Having a sign on your fence that reads "Never mind the dog, beware of the owner".

Voting republican

The current President and His Whore Wife

Using farts to punctuate statements.

Thomas Kinkade painting(s) and/or Big Mouth Billy Bass on the wall.

Listening to Eminem, then or now.

blasting AC/DC

You post gratuitous pics of Trump on Datalounge. And Cuntessa, nearly all of them are gratuitous. Most of us don't want to look at the ugliness that is Trump. Why do you make us?

Tuna fish salad. It's like cat food smothered in mayonnaise.

Have we mentioned facial tattoos..especially on women?

Macaroni salad. Do you actually want to be too fat to walk just so you can get one of those scooters by committing Medicare fraud?

Young women who have a litter of kids...all by different daddies

Bonus points if it's a white girl and the kids are mixed race.

Buying "art" from the back of a pickup truck along the side of a highway.

Calling your wife 'My Old Lady'

Attending a wedding wearing gym shoes and no suit coat.

Hey y’all. Anybody wanna get Popeyes?

Excuse me, I hope you are not judging me!

R427 Kim Davis, RIGHTEOUS fallen woman

Thinking the Earth "might be flat".

Wearing a mullet after 1994.

Shorts and flip-flops in Winter - in the north.

Passing out in your pickup truck while stopped at a traffic light.

Marrying Britney Spears.

Cracked cell phone screen that never get's fixed.

Constant cell phone issues and using your "damn phone" as an excuse for why you didn't get a message, couldn't call someone back or are late for work.

Constant car wrecks.

A messy life with lots of drama and chaos.

Chip on your shoulder. Bad attitude toward anyone in authority.

Bad teeth (unless you are British, then it's a sign of superior intellect and good breeding)

Crying poor, but spending all your money on expensive tattoos, cigarettes, designer bags and bi-weekly mani/pedis. (I knew a girl like this who had ALL of these things, but she also had missing teeth because she "couldn't afford" a dentist).

Wearing a necktie without a jacket or blazer.

Smoking Newports.

Alive with pleasure … until you hack up half a lung.

Having diabetes.

Voting for any candidate in the primaries whose last name isn't "Buttigieg."

“Having dinner” at casual chain restaurants such as Chili’s, Olive Garden, and Denny’s.

Losing a parking space to a faster car, then proceeding to follow that person into a store to harass them.

Shopping at Aldi. UGH.

Shopping period.

Living outside of Manhattan.

Living in West Virginia, Oklahoma, Arkansas, Alabama, or Mississippi.

Or Louisiana, Texas, Georgia, Tennessee, and Georgia.

R451 R452

Mais qu'est-ce que c'est que ça? Où est-ce? Je ne veux même pas le savoir.

^That’s what she said!^

You take meatballs to a potluck.

You take Tater Tots to a potluck.

Voting republican

Or if you live in Georgia, Georgia, Kentucky and Georgia. And don't forget Georgia.

The show’s matriarch, June Shannon, has four daughters by four men, one of whose names she can’t recall.

"the white trash are simultaneously treated almost as badly as black people and still seen as the source of racial prejudice is just one of the paradoxes fueling white-trash hatred. "It's very vivid and powerful," Hartigan says."

Posting in a thread like this as if you aren't one of them.

[quote]I was high born, that's why i wear caftans

No, your mother was on drugs during your pregnancy, that's why you're "high born."

When you checkout t the grocery store most of the items in your cart are from the frozen food aisle.

[quote]When you checkout at the grocery store most of the items in your cart are from the frozen food aisle.

Especially if you're planning a potluck.

[quote]When you checkout at the grocery store most of the items in your cart are from the frozen food aisle.

Especially if you're planning a potluck.

You put the loose cart back at Aldi’s for the quarter.

Frozen food is far healthier than anything in the regular "inside" aisles. Stick to the perimeter of the store for the healthiest, freshest foods.

Dyeing your hair straw yellow and wearing orange makeup.

Going to tanning salons

Buying candy bars and colas at gas stations.

Talking on your phone loudly while you're ordering a coffee, at the bank, etc. Any time you are in line or being served at a counter and continue to blather away without acknowledging the person helping you.

[quote]Buying candy bars and colas at gas stations.

Doing all of your Christmas shopping at convenience stores.

Groping your daughter.

Hugging and touching your handsome uncle and your cute nephew “a little too long” during the holidays.

Wearing white sunglasses if you are a guy

Putting old toilets or tubs out in your front yard. Parking your truck in your front yard.

Spending a lot of money on a home theater only to watch crappy modern mainstream movies and TV shows on it and never foreign films, classics, independent cinema, or non-Disney animation. I mean people who consider [italic]Benny Hill[/italic] reruns too exotic and esoteric.

You mix a bunch of leftover wines to make "them fancy" slushies....

Being a Jehovah's Witness.

Driving a Corvette, Mustang, Dodge Charger, Dodge Challenger.

A television in the bedroom is the epitome of white trash living.

Get the goddamned thing out of the bedroom and replace it with a sling or a spanking bench.

People of all social classes have a tv in the bedroom.

Yeah, nothing trashy about a "spanking bench" in the bedroom.

PnP.

You can't be anything but trash and have a fucking television in your bedroom. Hideous.

Lots of rich people have televisions in their bedrooms. It's considered tacky to have a tv in the main living room/sitting room.

If you're still driving that 2003 Chevy Trailblazer with ribbon magnets all over the back of your car.

If you've got a "Calvin pissing" decal on your rear window, along with a "stick figure my family" decal, and some truck nuts hanging off your back end.

[quote]If you're still driving that 2003 Chevy Trailblazer with ribbon magnets all over the back of your car.

Knowing what ribbon magnets are.

There's an RV parked in your back yard that is bigger than your house.

You've got plastic kids outdoor play sets on your property, along with an inflatable kiddie pool that remains out there year round.

There's a sad, neglected dog, with mange, tied to a stake in your lawn.

Multiple DishTV and DirectTV satellites installed on the roof of your house.

FINE DINING = WAFFLE HOUSE/IHOP

American flag clothing.

[R489] Also a sticker that says “git ‘er done” . I haven’t seen this in awhile, though. Maybe they’re done gittin done.

Bad and missing teeth.

Lifetime NRA membership

When the best items in your wardrobe are camoflage gear.

If you buy your camouflage wedding dress on eBay, you are white trash.

Dating blacks, browns, or yellows.

You still have entire seasons of Duck Dynasty on that decade old DVR of yours.

R500 I thought it would be “refusing” to date blacks, browns or yellows.

R592 - haha good one, but remember, the DL is racist 😘

Living in any non-coastal state

[quote]Living in any non-coastal state

YEA!!! I done agree!

Poop knives

Bathroom "art" bearing bons mots like "If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie"

Any kind of cozy

Your art collection consists of wild animals painted on black velvet and stolen road signs.

Walmart is the best store in your town

I’m trash, r508

Considering Joanna Gaines the ultimate purveyor of a "classy" lifestyle and Ree Drummond a "chef."

Also, a very important marker trumping everything else: LOOKING LIKE REE DRUMMOND!

Franklin Mint.

A Fingerhut or Lillian Vernon catalogue on the TV tray next to your recliner.

[quote] Buying candy bars and colas at gas stations.

I do this. I don't see the problem, honestly.

"Ridin' Dirty" bumper stickers or decals. Any kind of bumper sticker that will tempt police to pull you over.

Bringing these powdered, mini donuts to a potluck. I do like them, though.

You customized mama's casket with a camouflage adhesive wrap.

Buying a beater car and putting expensive wheels and tires on it.

You’re 61 years old “dating” a 26 year old black dude.

Being gay and not understanding that there are nonwhite gay people.

R518 - I’m embarrassed to say I never knew there were non-white gay people before I moved to a large city. I grew up in a rural area and around “good ole boys” that I played around with, but everyone was white! When I got to the city, I was struck by how the black and brown gays not only had to deal with the “gay thing” but also the “race thing.” I guess that’s why so many of them have psychological issues.

Your hometown is Bascom, FL.

[quote]Buying candy bars and colas at gas stations.

Referring to soda as "colas" is white trash.

Having a copy of every Disney animated film ever released.

Having a daughter named Jade.

Ordering the "Dinner For [italic]n[/italic]" from your local Chinese restaurant.

Being a fan of Eminem.

Having a tramp stamp or your kids' names tattooed on your body.

Owning an attack dog: German shepherd, pit bull, Rottweiler, bull mastiff, doberman pinscher.

Ketchup flavoured chips are your favourite.

Giant shoes, but not because of your shoe size. (male)