I'm the greeter. I'll hate everybody in the world by the time I get my 5 minute lunch break.
Let's be Black Friday at a red state Walmart
by Anonymous | reply 15 | November 30, 2019 12:09 AM |
"by the time I get my 5 minute lunch break."
Should you live that long.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | November 19, 2019 7:29 PM |
I’m the Meth circulating through all the customer’s systems.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | November 19, 2019 7:36 PM |
I'm the gunt.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | November 19, 2019 8:58 PM |
I’m the inevitable gunfire that follows a fistfight over an eight pack of tube socks.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | November 19, 2019 9:10 PM |
I'm the waste baskets in the women's restroom, overflowing with dirty diapers.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | November 19, 2019 9:15 PM |
Ah, such wit.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | November 19, 2019 9:16 PM |
I'm the sound of screaming children everywhere you look. You can't get away from me.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | November 19, 2019 9:26 PM |
I'm Aunt Pearleen. I was pushed through the plate glass door at the 3am opening. Hopefully, I'll be able to get out of the emergency room in time to get a cheap flat screen.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | November 19, 2019 9:29 PM |
I'm Chet. I served my country proudly on the homefront in 2 wars. I'm standing watch over the in store display of Don Jr's "Triggered" all weekend in case a Antifa snowflake tries to vandalize it. I don't trust the people who work here to do as good a job as I can because they could be snowflakes too.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | November 19, 2019 9:36 PM |
I'm the toy section. I'm going to look like I got hit with a meteor in 12 hours.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | November 26, 2019 8:37 PM |
I'm the glamorous Star Wars Instant Pot branded collection from Williams-Sonoma. Two to a customer, please!
by Anonymous | reply 11 | November 26, 2019 9:09 PM |
Everybody knows die hard, red state deplorables can't afford Walmart. They do all of their shopping at Aaron's or Rent-a-Center.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | November 26, 2019 10:10 PM |
I'm the 240 pound grandma who screams that she should be at the front of the line because she's a Christian.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | November 29, 2019 11:12 PM |
I'm the Real Tree Camo jackets worn by many of the customers.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | November 29, 2019 11:23 PM |
I'm one of the door greeter's 13 missing teeth.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | November 30, 2019 12:09 AM |