Abstinence Queen Bristol Palin Finds Next Future Baby Daddy

Hell, is she pregnant now?

She looks 40.

Nice tits. But holy Duggar with the Bible quotes on every post.

Are they "saving themselves"?

IS THIS BITCHES PUSSY MAKE OF ROSE PETALS ? HOW DOES THIS CUNT , GET ALL THE HOT MENS ?

One would think Dakota Meyer might be upset about his baby mama going public with a new relationship, but the U.S. Marine is showing extreme maturity. The Medal of Honor recipient was asked during an Instagram Q&A how he felt about the new dude in Bristol's life.

"How do you feel about Bristol dating again?" a fan asked. Meyer replied, "I couldn't be happier for them."

Another fan delved deeper and asked, "How d you deal with your ex dating new people and making a show of it?"

Meyer had an extremely honest, and pretty funny, answer:

"Why would you care?? The fast they move on the better your life gets. Always thank the person that takes your spot. Lol cuz you know what they're about to take on!!"

I can never decide which is greater: their hypocrisy, their stupidity, or their ability to blind themselves from seeing both.

He looks like family...

^^^Cookies!

It's so difficult to not feel superior when people like this are sharing the planet. I hope they enjoy all the happiness they deserve.

Why did he placed a trademark symbol next to his name?

[quote]Why did he placed a trademark symbol next to his name?

Because he probably doesn't actually know what a "trademark" actually is and thinks it's some way to say that the thing that is trademarked is interesting, unique, or exceptional.

[quote] Will she be pregnant by Valentine's Day?

Jezebels for Jesus

With the current breeding pattern (silly people like B. Palin are procreating like rabbits - 3 kids by 30 - while more responsible PhD-holding professionals are planning only one kid, or adopting later in life, or no kids at all even) - with this pattern, the DUMB will inherit the earth.

For you, r19, exactly as predicted in Idiocracy.

[quote]^^^Cookies!

And black-bottom pie, lemon meringue pie, ladyfingers, chiffon cake, and princess cake.

[quote] Texas court records obtained by Radar show Janson Moore filed for divorce from Makenzie Housenfluck on May 8, 2019. The couple had been married for just 11 months.

HOUSENFLUCK?!?!?!?

I'm so tired of seeing mouthfuls of giant, fake teeth. It's the hallmark of anyone under 40: terror of natural teeth.

I'm sorry, but this guy sent all my Gaydar bells and whistles off into full tilt. I'm really disappointed in Bristol, I would think a consummate dick-hound like her would be able to sniff out a Gay man better then any Gay man and run the other way. So, he was married for less then a year... Hmm, is he rich?

You were kidding about the Bible verses on every post. I fucking hate the way Christians use social media. They're so goddamn sanctimonious about it... smelling their own farts.

Does she have a magical pussy or what to get all these guys?

R5 for these kind of guys, it would have to be cheap beer.

Her sister just had twins (CONCEIVED IN WEDLOCK, a Palin first). Gauntlet thrown, Bristol!

I thought the prevailing theory (which I've heard outside of DL as well) as they have a lot of anal and oral sex. Because the pussy is you know, holy.

Ease up on the day drinking dear r28. Your post makes zero sense.

This new guy is a piece of work. He's just divorced his wife (they weren't even married a year) a few months ago. That whore Bristol knows how to pick 'em. I'm betting she's knocked up.

please let him be gay please let him be gay please let him be gay please let him be gay please let him be gay please let him be gay please let him be gay please let him be gay please let him be gay please let him be gay please let him be gay please let him be gay

R31 as long as he knocks her up before he's caught being bent over. TRUE CHRISTIANS have at least 3 baby daddies, Bristol

[quote]Texas court records obtained by Radar show Janson Moore filed for divorce from Makenzie Housenfluck on May 8, 2019. The couple had been married for just 11 months.

How very religious.

These idiots also probably believe that as long as the penis does not go up into the vagina, it's abstinence. Blowjobs and anal are fine with god, though.

Someone should go on his Instagram and post:

Matthew 5:32: But I say to you that everyone who divorces his wife, except on the ground of sexual immorality, makes her commit adultery, and whoever marries a divorced woman commits adultery.

"So this is what it's like to have a grandchild conceived in wedlock? What a new sensation"

r11 Conveniently, that plane is on the ground. "Influencers" often get to take photos aboard private jets, that they never fly in. Suspicious.

Hey Bristol, why the long face!?

[quote]I would think a consummate dick-hound like her would be able to sniff out a Gay man better then any Gay man

Republican women can never tell.

Why would that guy want a chick with multiple bastard kids and a blown-out hoo-ha?

Heterosexual cred for close cases, R39

*closet

R26, there are those women. I knew a woman who’d turned down three proposal. After dating the men for a few months.

I think they love-bomb them and dazzle them and then at the merest hint that they might withdraw, the guys go bonkers to try to own it.

Not gonna lie, I wish I had that power. But then again,life with a man that gullible and impetuous might not be that great.

It must be weird to date your child. That's her son, right?

You said it wouldn't last and it didn't: two months and it's over.

Who's she sleeping with today?

R44 did the strip turn blue?

“You said it wouldn't last and it didn't: two months and it's over.”

Another victim of the Bristol Stomp

Well apparently he wasn't devout enough to live up to his marriage vows. Just another two bit fraud. Withing 5 months (if not sooner) he'll be wondering what in the hell he got himself involved in. Poor dumb bastard.

Janson is as queer as a three dollar bill and Bristol is a stupid cunt. Just like her mother.

[quote] In an agreement, Moore, 24, and Hausenfluck, 25, were forced to share responsibility for debt they accrued together, and each were ordered to pay half of credit cards bills totaling $14,000.

Why I am shocked. SHOCKED I TELL YOU, that this devout Christian couldn't pray that huge (for 2 mid 20s kids) credit card debt away.

Oops, sorry I didn't see that they have already parted ways.

MOTHERS OF ALASKA. HIDE YO SONS! BRISOL THE PISTOL IS ON THE PROWL AGAIN!

Well, he didn't knock her up. How long do you THINK she'd keep him around?

Either that or she found out about all the debt the dumb bastard was in and she fled like the wind.

[quote]These idiots also probably believe that as long as the penis does not go up into the vagina, it's abstinence.

She has three kids. She’s not practicing abstinence.

She really should have learned to do anal.

But she’s still pregnant right?

He’s gay right?

This is his real true love.

He tore himself off some Palin poontang and moved on. I'm shocked Sarah didn't take him on after he was through with Bristol.

Maybe she did. Maybe she wrassled that peen away from Bris. Momma has needs!

I think someone just put a batch of triple chocolates on the windowsill in OP's pic.

That whore has dropped more eggs than a prize winning hen. Do Palin women even walk? They appear to drink Jesus Juice then bounce from cock to cock to get wherever they’re going.

R35 - Willow's twin girls are called Blaise and Banks Bailey. Oh dear. The stupid names continue.

Blasé?

If you dress and act like a heathen slut, you’re a heathen slut, no matter how many bible quotes you post.

[quote]Does she have a magical pussy or what to get all these guys?

[quote]Why would that guy want a chick with multiple bastard kids and a blown-out hoo-ha?

I'm sure another motivation is that guys know dating her is a good way to get semi-famous really quickly. And now that Janson has gotten more followers for his Instagram (as well as his name mentioned in US Weekly), he's moved on to other pussies (or cocks, whichever he really prefers).

Have you ever looked at this cunt's Wikipedia page?

Some highlights: On February 13, 2018 Palin and Meyer announced their separation and that Meyer had filed for divorce.[96] Palin and Meyer battled on social media during the divorce. Meyer at one point shared a screenshot, which Palin had sent to Sam Boyd, in which Palin called Meyer a coward, and said he didn't deserve his Medal of Honor.[97] On August 1, 2018, Palin confirmed that her divorce from Meyer had been finalized.[98]

LGBT-related issues[edit] Palin has been in the headlines on numerous occasions for making anti-gay and anti-gay-marriage comments which have often drawn criticism from defenders of LGBT rights: In September 2011 she got into an argument in a bar with a man who criticized her mother; Palin accused him of being a homosexual.[99] In May 2012 she criticized Obama's decision to support gay marriage.[100] In December 2013 she spoke in defense of Duck Dynasty star Phil Robertson following his anti-gay comments.[101][102]

Anchorage brawl[edit] A September 2014 Anchorage brawl was reported to have involved the Palin family, who were among an estimated 70 birthday-party attendees.[103][104]

R62 indeed. But at least unlike their idiotically named cousins, they're legitimate!