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Let's be new drug names!

Some of the new names for new medications....one wonders where they come from. Linzess sounds like a girl's nickname.

So what is your new drug name, and what does it treat?

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by Anonymousreply 25November 20, 2019 10:00 PM

Oprazone, my new obesity acceptance drug.

by Anonymousreply 1November 19, 2019 2:59 PM

I take Impossibilia, to try and cure my stinky pussy.

by Anonymousreply 2November 19, 2019 2:59 PM

Copraphil's spokesperson is Erna, of course.

by Anonymousreply 3November 19, 2019 3:00 PM

Fraustasis, perfect for anxiety caused by office birthday cakes and unkempt cul-de-sac lawns.

by Anonymousreply 4November 19, 2019 3:01 PM

Lezbien -- for the treatment of lack of sense of humor.

by Anonymousreply 5November 19, 2019 3:01 PM

Jonbegone.

by Anonymousreply 6November 19, 2019 3:03 PM

I'll have two Ambiens and one Lezbien!

by Anonymousreply 7November 19, 2019 3:03 PM

Midadauseam - a drug specifically developed for the sole use of Meghan McCain to cure her of saying "my dad" ad nauseam.

by Anonymousreply 8November 19, 2019 3:05 PM

That's not funny, R7.

by Anonymousreply 9November 19, 2019 3:05 PM

Frautisis sounds like the condition not the drug.

by Anonymousreply 10November 19, 2019 3:08 PM

Must contain the letter Q, X, or Z to be valid.

by Anonymousreply 11November 19, 2019 3:10 PM

What is this, the Scrabble Olympics?

by Anonymousreply 12November 19, 2019 3:12 PM

I Calmacat for pussy ichiness.

by Anonymousreply 13November 19, 2019 3:30 PM

I'm ∆

by Anonymousreply 14November 19, 2019 3:30 PM

Orgasmia, also my future drag persona. Helps those who have trouble having an orgasm, and also like my future drag persona.

by Anonymousreply 15November 19, 2019 3:39 PM

Nofap.

by Anonymousreply 16November 19, 2019 3:44 PM

no offense intended R9

Just weird how the names sound similar in some ways

by Anonymousreply 17November 19, 2019 4:11 PM

[quote] Linzess sounds like a girl's nickname.

Or a Senatrice's.

by Anonymousreply 18November 19, 2019 4:13 PM

Hardonna, the latest pill for erectile dysfunction.

by Anonymousreply 19November 19, 2019 4:21 PM

I do love that Kyleena is an IUD.

It used to just be what we called Kyle the big girlina when we saw her out at the club!

by Anonymousreply 20November 19, 2019 11:22 PM

Cuntzipan, most popular drug in DL.

by Anonymousreply 21November 20, 2019 4:17 AM

AnaliQij, used to treat that pesky side effect of most of the other drugs

by Anonymousreply 22November 20, 2019 5:03 AM

The E.D. Medication, Mydixadril.

by Anonymousreply 23November 20, 2019 5:10 AM

Selfadim, a drug that diminishes the urge to take selfies.

by Anonymousreply 24November 20, 2019 7:35 AM

Triggly-Puf, an inhaler to help when those young women get the social justice vapors!!!

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by Anonymousreply 25November 20, 2019 10:00 PM
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