Can't we just ban Black Friday?

Geez, Gramps, it already is dying. Cyber Monday is all the rage now. Fewer and fewer people show up for Black Friday.

And miss all of this, are you kidding?

[quote]And those poor employees that have to work...

Are you kidding me? People love picking up Black Friday shits for one and a half times pay.

Millennials and Gen Z don’t do Black Friday. OP is an old.

OP, quit complaining. Is this the best you got!?

I usually spend Black Friday at a nature preserve, birdwatching. Fuck that shit.

OP, wouldn't Black Friday only bother you if you participate in it? I only went Black Friday shopping twice, and it was ... okay, but I haven't done it since and quite literally never think about it.

Also, Black Friday can't be banned. America can't ban capitalism.

I’ve loved Black Friday in recent years. The fact that not as many people do it anymore means it’s less of a frantic experience and more of a sale. I go to Best Buy, Target, and a few other stores on Black Friday and there’s hardly anybody even running. At most it’s speed-walking. People are polite and the worst part of the night is waiting in the long ass lines, both to get into the store and to stand in checkout. The fact that most people have opted out for Cyber Monday means that the deals in stores are also more lucrative, as well as having the benefit of weeding out the assholes to create a more pleasant Black Friday experience.

Geez, what’s OP’s problem?

Suppose there was Black Friday on supreme cock? All hot cock at a quarter of the price? DL would be deserted and your dumbass would be fighting queens all day instead of complaining.

Just check your uppity dignity at the door and welcome to the jungle.

Know who else hates Black Friday? Al Qaida. Are you Al Qaida, OP?

OP be like:

Can’t we just ban Fun??

Can't we just ban the meme in r13?

Agree R8 I've been to places like Target on Black Friday and it's not animalistic at all. Black Friday deals are great, and it's fun to go with family/friends to get some early Christmas present shopping done. OP is salty!

R15:

Black Friday is racist.

You can get online Black Friday deals as well, in addition to Cyber Monday.

For example, the new Google Pixel 4 will be discounted by $200.

More online Black Friday deals, from the comfort of your own home. Plus you aren't stuck to just waiting at one store.

I can not believe some places still sell blacks on Fridays. Isn’t that against the law?

I still geek out with all the bluray movies on sale. Even if the movie's a clunker, it was $5. I always buy a bunch to stuff in my nieces' and nephews' stockings.

OP didn’t you hear? It’s Friday of Color!

Yeah OP, let's ban something solely because YOU don't like it.

You sound like Charlie Brown in his Christmas special thinking his way is THE only RIGHT WAY to celebrate the holiday

Only in America do people rush out to buy a bunch of shit they don't need the day after a holiday dedicated to being grateful for all you have.

Good old American Christian family values in action.

Hey assholes, I've spent the last four hours with you. That's quite enough. I'm off to shop for shit I don't need with money I don't have. See y'all next Thanksgiving, God willing.

I wonder what's gonna happen this black friday. I mean all the stores are already 40% off...which is what happens on black friday. Any insights?