Fuck, Marry, Kill - DataLounge Personalities

Fuck - Your Millennial Friend (he seems really cool)

Marry - Earnst (seems like a sweetheart)

Kill - the “are you kidding? Ten years ago we had a thread on this” troll (obvious reasons)

Fuck the perpetually horny Insta troll.

Kill the copy/paste Admonition Troll who is giving the rest of us duplicate thread linkers a bad name.

Marry the enthusiastic OP of that recent Terminator: Dark Fate thread. 😊

R1=Your Millennial Friend

Marry Della.

I'll marry the Poll Troll.

I love smart guys.

Fuck "Momma and her mussy." Because..... gratitude.

Marry Darfur Orphan, so he'll at least get 3 square meals a day.

Kill all the FOLLIES Trolls in the Theatre Gossip threads, for reasons well known to them.

I’d kill the “this is why they hate us” troll.

Oh, you're sweet, r4.

I'll marry r4.

Fuck All the smart guys and gals on the Politics Threads

Kill the Repug Freeper / Russia Bots Racist threads.

I'll marry, then fuck, then kill.

I’d Fuck Erna (with a 15 inch black dildo attached to a 10 foot pole),

MARY! Her,

then Kill Her.

Fuck- The Scott DeFrietas Troll, because we've flirted a little in the P&G threads, and why not see where it goes?

Marry- The Womanly Hips Troll, because then HE can bear the children.

Kill- The "Did We Really Need Another Thread on This, OP?" Troll, for reasons that are well known to him.

R1 Well that does sound a little narcissistic.

Kill - the world's oldest millennial

Kill - miss warwick

Fuck - Della, I mean FUCK Della

Kill - BabePaley, the most ridiculous old queen.

Kill - Erna

Fuck - BodegaCat

Marry - then Kill charlie. He's near death's door & in and out of consciousness - the old drone has some $$$ though.

Fuck - AIKC

Mary - Cheryl, I mean I am straight after all

Kill- The "Did We Really Need Another Thread on This, OP?

Marry - Rhodaborrocks great sense of humor

Kill - doubts veracity thread killer

Fuck - Oh, dear. troll. Love their comments.

Marry the Pervy Uncle Troll, so as to gain access to...

Fuck Traylor/Jarrett/Timmy/whatever the Hot Nephew is called....

Kill myself, Pervy Uncle, and Mitzi, the Llasa Apso out of shame and regret.

Fuck: Bodega Cat, Your Millennial Friend Marry: Darfur Orphan, The Oh Dear troll Kill: The Would It Kill You/We’ve already had this troll

I already killed Ginny in Billing. Alas.

You can’t fuck, marry or kill me! I’m dead.

Otherwise, I’m sure I’d be all over this thread.

Marry: The Evening Punctuationist

Fuck: Randall and/or SylviaFowler

Kill: MPC/Erna

Fuck Yvonne

Marry Mary!

Kill BILL TAYLOR

Kill, kill, kill: the Celestia Fox Troll

Fuck: You've got to be kidding me.

Marry: Not for ALL of Jeff Bezo's money, even before the divorce.

Kill:So many assholes.

Omg.

Fuck:Aaron Schock apologists (brutal and degrading alley hatesex) Marry:Black supremacists Kill:Boris and accompanying Trumputin/Russian trolls

R8 can I be your sidekick ‘pool’ boy? I could be the slut that keeps both happy.

Fuck - Darfur Orphan (i know) Marry - The Evening Punctuationist Kill - Your Millennial Friend / Any idiot who thinks Russians waste their time here

Fuck: None of youse. I do enjoy a lot of posters here, though.

Marry: None of youse, either. Don't want to deal with a prenuptial agreement.

Kill: Won't give anybody the satisfaction of naming them.

Kill : Poo Shoes Fuck: Anonymous Marry: None of you cunts

Fuck: Randolf

Marry: Lafitte the barn mouse from Monday Morning Moos

Kill: Moosifer

Thanks guys. I didn't realize that there are fuckers here who harass anybody just to be evil. I'll try to control myself even better and not take it personally, although I already do that!

Is mental illness really that bad that so many people attack others for no reason that to be evil? Some jerk just insisted I'm mentally ill, then suggested I take drugs! That'a screwed up!!

Fuck: LuciferTheLightbringer, I like his brain.

Marry: FOCM, The Evening Punctuationist and that guy Pierre who started the “It’s A Disgrace” thread. Oh, I’d also marry Daniel Boon even though I suspect he’d murder me in my sleep. Heaven help me, I love a psychotic.

Kill: whoever murdered the “ignore thread” option

R32, I was going to say Marry Daniel Boon. Love that gun toting, iguana killing kook.

Marry: Vivi von Cuntington of the New York Social Diary, the best of the best.

From the Monday Moos thread, I’m looking at YOU, Phyllis.

Fuck -: the oh, dear troll so we could laugh and laugh.

Marry - the Mia is bitch troll, cause again, laugh and laugh.

Kill - all the fucking fraus.

Air-kiss smooches to you, r34. Is your family socially prominent?

Kill = Your Millennial Friend - the most annoying, know-it-all-and-almost-always-wrong frau on DL.

No opinion of the rest.

[quote] Is mental illness really that bad that so many people attack others for no reason that to be evil?

Yes, and that mental illness is not limited to DataLounge. Billions of people out there, only close to 60,000 seconds in a day, so more populated playfields must be visited. The mentally ill don't organize though, so one commentator may be attacked more than once.

I know one wretch who makes a point of spazzing out on people who lost their brothers at early ages to tragic circumstances, for example.

Fuck: Any of the shut-in spinsters who belong to the Maiden Aunt Brigade (they need it).

Marry: Pon, I love a sassy domestic.

Kill: The Instagram troll with their infinite threads of selfie bros. I'm not sure if this is a semi-verbal humanoid or a promotional AI bot but it needs to go away forever.

Omg.

r11, You were the first person I thought of, too. It's in our cards. But I put you in the "marry" category, because let's face it, Andy [italic]should[/italic] have married Julie.

Fuck: William O'Connor. I'm convinced he posts his own shit here. And, well, just look at him.

Kill: A tie. Any and every poster who has ever forced us to look at pics of Der Orange Fuhrer deserves to die. I mean, he is the ugliest man in the world, inside and out. And we have to look at him so often everywhere else. DL should be a refuge from the anschluss that is Adolf Von Cheetowitz, not a pic source.

Or else the "see" queen. Sometimes more than one of us is going to have the same answer as someone else to a question posed in a headline, particularly the threads get to 600 posts. Yeah, there are going to be some duplicates, you unconscionable cunt. Get over it, and your ridiculously prissy self, and if you can't, then die. Just die. Grease fire not required.

I’m waiting for the scat troll who will fuck Poo Shoes

Fuck Poll Troll, Marry FCI, kill Poo and Erna with a swiftness.

I would like to add: Maim: AIKC and Your Millenial Dipshit

Millennial*

Fuck: Frosting Can Dad

Marry: either Poll Troll or Gap Playlists Guy

Kill: The Timmy-stan

Fuck: The Hairy Chest Troll, I like the cut of his jib

Marry: The Barney's Gift Card Boy, his foul mouth and good heart complete me

Kill: Snazzy and his insufferable ego

[quote] R32: Marry: FOCM, The Evening Punctuationist and that guy Pierre who started the “It’s A Disgrace” thread. Oh, I’d also marry Daniel Boon even though I suspect he’d murder me in my sleep. Heaven help me, I love a psychotic.

Oh, cherie, is this a proposal? I accept!

Fuck: Aaron Schock or Tommy DiDario

Marry: R32, it’s a love match

Kill: I don’t want to kill anybody

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FUCK: FCI (Former Congressional Intern)

MARRY: The Poll Troll

KILL: All the Boris losers from Russia

Fuck: the Oh Dear troll

Marry: Your Millennial Friend

Kill: Gap Playlist

I don't know how this is possible the vast majority of people show up as 'Anonymous' or with some sort of 'funny' name, that they mistakenly believe is amusing in the context of the thread. I am not really aware of any particular personalities.

There have already been several threads on this OP. Would it have killed you to have done a search first before you posted this? I mean really? What’s wrong with having a little consideration for others and doing a search first? Would it really have been that hard? Would it? Are you going to be able to give us an honest answer to this? Are you?

Would it have killed you to have at least posted a picture or link OP? Would it? I mean would that have really been so hard? Would it? Why don’t you try to think more of others next time before you post? What's your problem? I mean really, what's your damn problem?

R55 & R56, please start using a particular signature to your posts, so in the future, we know who we want to kill. Thank you.

FMK, LiMu Edition

Fuck: Hot guy who flubs his lines Marry: Doug Kill: LiMu Emu, for the meat as well as to end the campaign and make sure Doug stays at home in bed.

The crazy thing about R55 is that he posts regular replies in threads too. Reminds me of that guy who would make up weird song lyrics about "bubble bubble Lipton" or some such, then would post just something normal a few days later. Are they using the same account to spam Datalounge as they are to participate?

Easier to just block his ass, R59. He adds nothing of value.

Hear hear r60.

May I add a special motion in favor of killing all the "Post your picture, let's see what YOU look like" trolls in EVERY celebrity/public figure looks thread? Those "people" can go away and STFU already.