Susan Sarandon’s daughter is knocked up and leaving her hubby.

Couldn’t happen to a better cunt.

Why get pregnant with a third kid? I would guess their marital problems didn’t start just a few months ago?

She looks like she dropped a lot of weight.

Maybe the baby isn’t his?

Maybe she could fuck Bernie now

Her husband is HOT.

Former soccer player who's now a commentator for NBC.

She is so fucking annoying in the reveal clip.....sounds like one of those loud mouth drunk women who have to shout everything and who you want to shut the fuck up.

Like mother, like daughter, R7.

It’s hilarious that Susan Sarandon is a hardcore (and insane) Bernie bro with the same Stalinist politics as Oliver Stone & her daughter is a vacuous consumerist “influencer” with the taste and subtlety of a QVC hawker. I like Bernie a lot but with supporters like Sarandon and her hypocritical ilk..he’s doomed. Her daughter is trash too.

Let Grandma raise the kid, she always wanted to populate the world.

This is so weird.

They couldn't hang on until she shat out the thing?

He must be fucking someone else.

The staged hysteria of the gender reveal video pushed him over the edge, and he found a lover who doesn't blog.

She's such an uberfrau, it's crazy to me that she played such a bad bitch in Saved! Her character would run her over in real life. I can't imagine how her husband dealt with her all that time.

His mother must be over the moon

Nice parenting, Suze.

[quote]Susan Sarandon

Cunt

I'm always perplexed by stories like these. There is a couple I saw on IG who dated for years, all love messages on posts. Had a kid and boom split when the kid was less than a year old. He has another kid too, so who'd want two baby mamas to deal with?

R17 I don't find it that surprising. People who are always postulating about how in love they are or how perfect their family is are playing coverup. And making it a brand? I'm honestly surprised he didn't leave after her "PTSD"

I'm surprised she was able to play this role so well.

Dear bandaid baby, you failed but I still love you

Eva is particularly repulsive in her schtick. She is even more googly than her mother, she flaunts her unearned wealth and pretends to be relatable to fraus , she’s pushing Christmas before Thanksgiving, she is pretending getting dumped while pregnant is amazeaballs.

She was never pretty but seems in a better place now, looks wise I mean

She's a cunt.

I can't believe how much I hate Sarandon now.

[quote]I'm always perplexed by stories like these. There is a couple I saw on IG who dated for years, all love messages on posts. Had a kid and boom split when the kid was less than a year old. He has another kid too, so who'd want two baby mamas to deal with?

Straight men are not good at no longer being the center of their wife's world. Something is really mentally wrong with them anymore. Their narcissistic assholery was somewhat hidden when they were able to control everything but not anymore. Now, they either live in perpetual states of adolescence or are egotistical little emperors in their tiny minds.

Well, off to the "Opinions you can't state in public" thread...

is she the one who had the nanny drama a while back?

Eva's cluelessness astounds.

She complained that she was left doing most of the child-raising while her husband was flying all over the world hosting NBC's weekly Premier League games and two sports competition series, collecting TV paycheck$ while she was ... unemployed.

Yep R25. In full frau

I know it must be difficult to grow up in the shadow of a famous parent, but can't she and other celebrity spawn contribute more to society by getting jobs at the Gap and disappearing for happily eva after?

Kill me--Kyle

lol, check this blind item, the rumor is he cheated and the other woman is also pregnant now!

I had no idea she was the cool chick from [italic]Saved![/italic]

She also played the ugly daughter in The Banger Sisters.

R30, It doesn't say the other woman is pregnant, just that she suspected he got another woman pregnant. Maybe she's just paranoid. Though he probably is cheating, just like that Barstool guy, Kevin Clancy, who snuck off to see his mistress before and after she gave birth.

This will only continue as straight women insist on becoming more and more insufferable.

R30 one big flag "You see, despite being an actress, our girl has never been one of those extreme publicity seekers. "

My life is ridiculous, but at least I don't document it for public consumption and ridicule. Can she really make money off the shit she posts?

hypergamy, she found better elsewhere $$$

She must R36. She has enough for a full time photographer.

For being a much-touted mommy blogger, Eva only has 140,000 followers on Instagram. Her mom has well over a million.

And all 140K of them need their heads examined

[quote]Our family is starting down a new path. After a lot of thoughtful consideration, and work on our relationship, we have made the difficult decision to lovingly part ways as a couple.

It had to be really fucked up for her to agree to split while pregnant. I would think she would try to hang in there until the baby was born.

I wish she was more like the wife of Logan Marshall-Green (Prometheus) who called him out for being a cheater.

People who are truly happy in their relationships and families aren't constantly shouting it from the rooftops. Her over the top fau-ness might as well be a countdown clock for divorce

R41 damn she named the other woman too.

"To every woman out there: always trust your gut."

Every man out there should also trust his gut: if someone's focus is marketing a lifestyle and using her family as props, run.

I don't think your toddlers need a "Daddy's moving out" post. Can you imagine what a cunt she's gonna be when he starts dating???

That is such a weird post @R45. What would possess someone to post something like? He seems over the moon about leaving.

Wouldn't you be R46?

The big question is are the kids gonna be over the top monsters like her or run screaming to Dad's house as soon as possible

"Pose for Mommy's full time photographer, sweetie!"

She's hilarious. Remember Nannygates #1 & # 2 ?

This means Kyle Martino's back on the market. Yippee!

Vanity and pride are a truly sad combination.

Smile for the gram, kids!

So what is her income from her IG? Also how much money does her mom give her ? How can she afford that fancy house?

ALERT: Pinhead Frau Thread

Commie Susan Sarandon’s daughter is a paid ho for Wal Mart. What a time to be alive.

She posted this on October 29?

Someone chided her about shopping at Wal Mary and she said shopping at small businesses wasn’t “realistic” for her family. Just day you’re a prostitute for one of the most evil companies on the planet and go bitch.

Her dad Franco is on Instagram and has tons of pictures of his kids. I couldn’t find one of Eva.

Isn’t it amazing, the façade people can construct on social media…

Hers has crashed and tumbled at least several times, R58 - like the time one of her nannies dropped her new born baby head first onto the hard nursery floor and the time another nanny sent her husband sexy texts.

Take care of your own damn kids. Ugh, whether it’s Ivanka Trump or this heifer, these birches are ALL the same - A couple of days after Thanksgiving, our Night Nurse fell asleep while holding Major and dropped him, and he cracked his head on the hardwood floor,” Amurri Martino, 31, wrote. “[Husband Kyle Martino] and I were sleeping at the time and were awoken by the sound of his head hitting the floor, and then hysterical piercing screams. Added Amurri Martino, “He suffered a fractured skull and bleeding on his brain, and was transported by ambulance to Yale Medical Center where I spent two harrowing days with him to receive emergency care and further testing. To say these were the most traumatic and anxious two days of my life is an understatement.”

I wish DL will get over their hatred of Susan Sarandon. I’m a Democrat and have been a fan for years. I admire her talent and tenacity. I realize that I’ll be crucified for posting this.

Side eye...

She really is the complete opposite to her character in Saved. Kind of a shame.

He posted this on October 29

Whatever went down, it went down really, really fast

Making an instagram post showing you leaving your wife and kids is seriously, seriously FUCKED UP

[quote]Every man out there should also trust his gut: if someone's focus is marketing a lifestyle and using her family as props, run.

It's the only career that some of us fraus have left. We have to get attention and validation SOMEHOW.

What R65 said.

Susan works like crazy to support her three deadbeat kids.

R61 I'd hate Happily Eva After no matter whose cooch she fell out of. She's a walking frau stereotype.

R65 $50 says it was Eva's idea, to show that they're having a "happy divorce"

[quote]Susan works like crazy to support her three deadbeat kids.

And whatever deadbeat millennial with a granny fetish she's fucking this week.

He looks like shit in this photo. She sucked 20 years out of him!

[quote]It's the only career that some of us fraus have left. We have to get attention and validation SOMEHOW.—J. Garner

Shouldn't you be at church?

Kyle: “Move out day. Couldn’t have asked for a better send-off crew. I love you guys so much and will always be the dad in our beautiful family. See you tomorrow.“

Translation: Free at last, free at last. Thank God, I’m free at last. See you tomorrow after I’m finished fucking my girlfriend and have sobered up a bit.

I really can’t wait for her blog post when he starts dating.

Had no idea Susan had an influencer youtubeing daughter, who flaunts her life of luxury and comfort.

Dosen't this go against everything Bernie Sanders stands for? I wonder how he feels about this. Or if he even knows about Susans daughter influencer career.

This whole thing is really interesting.

This chick is the very poor man’s version of Jen Garner. At least Garner is funny and a great cook. She also never features her kids on Instagram. It seems grossly unfair to do that to your children. Eva is more like Alec Baldwin’s narcissist wife.

Or Armie's...

[quote]This chick is the very poor man’s version of Jen Garner. At least Garner is funny and a great cook. She also never features her kids on Instagram. It seems grossly unfair to do that to your children. Eva is more like Alec Baldwin’s narcissist wife.

Okay, Jen. You don't show your kids' faces on your Instagram but you still talk about them and refer to them incessantly. You also trot them out in front of photographers like it's their job, all to generate good Mommy press for yourself. So don't go sucking your own dick too hard now, dear. You're just as bad, potentially worse. Not sure what your fucking cooking has to do with anything. Go hire another nanny.

[quote][R30] one big flag "You see, despite being an actress, our girl has never been one of those extreme publicity seekers. "

Yeah, publicity is like oxygen to loony Eva. Maybe this is one of those misleading details to give the blind item plausible deniability.

I’m surprised their marriage lasted as long as it did, she’s insufferable.

I see she has saggy tits like dear ole ma

This woman is everything that's wrong with the world in 2019.

R81 But she's still not Kardashian level wrong with the world though.

Or is she? I'm just now finding out about her.

I wonder if her pussy tastes like peanut butter? Does anyone know?

[quote]I wonder if her pussy tastes like peanut butter? Does anyone know?

Sorry, no clue.

She planted that blind item R79

Kyle’s most recent Instagram story poses a question. It features a selfie of him with his beard and he asks “beard cut it or keep it”. Hmmmm 👀

The husband looks very good looking in some pics and a frail and old is others.

Wtf went down? I dgaf but want to know !!

This kid will someday know he was such a complete failure as a band aid baby that it didnt even last til his birth

I am still vomiting in my mouth from the "Move Out Day" Insta post. WHO DOES THIS??? I can't even. Just so dumb, unrequired, and tasteless. The two small, unaware kids and the mama he's splitting from , all smiling warmly like it's for their Christmas photo card. "Best send-off crew ever" yeah right. BARF!

What does that mean, vomiting in my mouth? Where else would you vomit, your ass?

[quote]The husband looks very good looking in some pics and a frail and old is others.

Yeah, he looks like a little old man 👴🏻. How old is he?

R82 I never thought I'd be defending the Kardashian's but I think this Happily Eva After lunatic is worse than them. The Kardashian family are at least pretty straight up about the fact they're building a lucrative empire, and they seem to be able to poke fun at themselves. As vacuous as Kim may be, I've never heard stories of her being a cunt. By all accounts, she's a sweetheart. This Eva, on the other hand, with her bulbous eyes and grandiose sense of entitlement, is a shill. Just like that DL fave Armie wife, Elizabeth Chambers Hammer, she comes across as thirsty and desperate, using her children, marriage and friends as props. These two frau cunts, Eva and Elizabeth, want us to think they're relatable and charming. They get off on people kissing their asses. The Kardashian's know they're in a whole different stratosphere to their fans. I could go on and on, but the point I'm trying to make is the Eva's and Elizabeth's of the world are far more toxic to the self esteem of their frau fans than any of the Kardashian's are.

R88, I read somewhere that she didn’t feel he was pulling his weight in respect to parenting. Poor busy Eva had to do just about everything for their two kids. If this is true, she’s an idiot for having another kid with him.

Personally, I think they are both self-absorbed twats.

If I can find that article, I’ll post it.

R92, he’s only 38!

She wasn’t even working at the time she accused him of not helping with the kids. Unless you consider Wal Mart photo shoots and blogging work. She also has always had full time/ live in staff. She’s pathetic and unattractive in every possible way.

Boy has he aged.

And yes the weird optimistic IG post on move out day was surreal.

She is like a poor man's GOOP.

And wish I knew how much cash she generates.

She’s got a ton of ads on her site so she probably does OK. Which is weird because a regional Instagram “influencer” in Vancouver (Erin Ireland) has 176k followers. Eva’s follower count is extremely low for a celebrity (eye roll)

Maybe he is gay and that would explain the laissez faire attitude about the split and why she was willing for a third kiss.

Kid. Not kiss.

What kind of psychopath whores their kids out like this? All for Old Navy and Wal Mart ad dollars? Gross....Ms.Paltrow would never.

Too blessed to be stressed

#momlife #singlemom #clickmyads

Her photos are so staged and phony.

And God only knows how much $$$ her mother contributes. Instagram doesn't pay for a full-time staff and a big fancy house in Westport.

Where's the GAY Interest angle of this subject? This is a GAY forum for GAY people to talk about GAY shit.

R105 you can skip over threads that don't interest you. I do all the time.

R106 Exactly.

Her husband may be gay....so there’s that.

Taking comfort in the 'gram #sponsoredcon #payformydivorce #clicklife

Poor kids.

Jingle Jammies..........

How soon after the camera was turned off were Kyle and Christian on top of each other?

I was surprised you gurls didn't pick up on her sooner.

[quote]Where's the GAY Interest angle of this subject? This is a GAY forum for GAY people to talk about GAY shit.

A rich, entitled cunt who does nothing all day except shop and pose for pictures. Essentially what every gay man wants to be. There's your fucking gay angle.

What is Westport? NYC?

Fairfield County, CT r114. Very tony and very pricey.

Is the son Asian?

^That is just so weird. Is this what happens to you when you live your life on social media? Even the most sad and personal moments are seen as "opportunities" to grow your brand?

R118 I made it less than 2 minutes. "Giving up acting?" Name one MAJOR role she had that didn't involve Mom.

^She's not bad in that interview. Needs to work on the vocal fry though.

Besides Saved

My kingdom for an edit function.

[quote]Name one MAJOR role she had that didn't involve Mom.

She IS Major's Mom.

I can't believe she's only 34. She looks significantly older than that.

So is Susan Sarandons movie $$$ financing her lifestyle?

Again, wouldn't Bernie Sanders be against this? I'm surprised no one has called Susan out for her daughter yet.

WHY did she give up acting?

R118 "I want to be authentic for my daughter...so I'm teaching her that nothing in life matters as long as you have appropriately filtered photos with sponsors tagged"

This is the reasons Sarandon makes 5 movies a year.

R111, how dare you bring PuliGod into this 😠

He posts, "“I love you guys so much and will always be your dad in our beautiful family"

I'll always be your dad?

Child Services needs to look at these two dipshit parents. They're is something really fucked up going on

I still think he is gay. That would explain the whole divorce and upbeat attitude .

[quote]WHY did she give up acting?

WHY do I bother?

[quote]I still think he is gay.

If this thread keep growing, I wonder how many more times this will be written.

I can feel it like cancer, getting bigger and bigger, like the Blob!

One day it'll rip me open, and it'll be there in my life, ready to rob me of every bit of fun I deserve to have!

[quote]"I want to be authentic for my daughter...so I'm teaching her that nothing in life matters as long as you have appropriately filtered photos with sponsors tagged"

She's the gift that keeps on giving.

I love how she says she was financially illiterate until she met her husband and also states that she was financially independent at a young age. I’ve met a lot of trust fund kids and they always think that they’re “financially independent”

Can someone with a stronger constitution than me do a recap of R118's video? 10 minutes of that bitch...I can't.

[quote]she was financially independent at a young age.

Oh please...

[quote]Why get pregnant with a third kid? I would guess their marital problems didn’t start just a few months ago?

I have two family members and a friend who did this. I have no fucking idea why they think another kid will fix their problems. One of them is now divorced with three kids and getting raked over the coals by his ex.

Her soon to be ex has great hair.

R94 It seems to me that she’s a housewife who Instagrams all day long while he has a job out of the home. It’s her job to take care of the turds she shit out.

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Check out the GAY husband, bitch.

The husband is a wrinkled leathered raisin. Doesn’t this frau ever do skincare videos?

There is a competition in Hollywood to see who can have the best, friendliest divorce (see: Goop/Chris Martin, Affleck/Garner, Pratt/Faris). That's what these people do: put on a 'happy family' show for the paps, and for those who can't get the paps, social media. IDK if the husband is gay but all this IG vomit is just part of the production. Look how much press Eva has received because of it.

It should be illegal for parents to use their kids to generate income like this. Eva's kids are basically doing photoshoots every day. That's work... are they being compensated? Reality tv and YT are other places where kids get exploited by their own parents, most of whom can't earn a living the conventional way.

Is the house hers? Does she own it?

Those fresh as a daisy feels!

[quote] Eva's kids are basically doing photoshoots every day.

That’s a hell of a way to grow up ... does she have a personal photographer follow her around all day? Grandma better save some money for therapy bills down the road.

As someone who only knew Eva Amurri from Saved, this thread has really bummed me out.

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I still maintain That Never Happened, R149.

and here's how Eva told the story:

[quote]Let me tell you the whole story before you freak out.” And tell me, he did– [bold]while my stomach dropped out of my body and my hairs stood up on the back of my neck.[/bold] Here’s what happened:

[quote]It was 9:05 and by this point she had let herself in. As Kyle went up the walkway to our home, he looked up at the house and saw her– peeking out of the curtains OF OUR BEDROOM WINDOW.

[quote](Now at this point in Kyle’s story, the part of me who is the teenager who came of age in Brooklyn started bubbling up– and my hands started itching to take my earrings out and hold them while I got CRAZY.

Enough with the quotes. Read it for yourselves:-

[quote]I still maintain That Never Happened, [R149].

who is YOU, gurl?

She sent a text about her sexy boss to her sexy boss? How did Kyle get the text?

I mean is this woman a gay icon or what?

[quote]and my hands started itching to take my earrings out and hold them while I got CRAZY.

Move over Sachi Parker, there's new gurl in DL-Town.

[quote]She sent a text about her sexy boss to her sexy boss? How did Kyle get the text?

She sent it to him in error. It was meant for her gurlfriend.

Her nose is a permanent crime scene.

She'd already HAD a nanny drama several weeks earlier and we haven't even got to the story of the nanny who dropped the baby yet.

[quote]Amid the chaos of a raging illness, I fired my daughter’s Nanny.

[quote]The gist is that I caught her being untruthful with me in a major way. When I asked her some further questions and gave her the opportunity to come clean, she became defensive, insulting, and derogatory. It was absolutely shocking...

Mom steps in:

[quote]But Motherhood has given me a gift– it has finally taught me to ask for help, and to accept it in all its forms. “The Troops” were mostly my Mom, my closest local girlfriends, and Marlowe’s Uncle Ryan. But they were exactly what I needed! My Mom came immediately to stay with me, and helped me more over those next few days than I could have hoped for.

[quote] who is YOU, gurl?

Someone who can spot bad fiction written by a dumb rich kid?

[quote]Someone who can spot bad fiction written by a dumb rich kid?

So you think Eva sits in her kitchen making up dramatic stories to spice up her BLOG?

You need to trust people more.

Sans card she must be quite the horror show. It really must suck to be plain bordering on unfortunate looking, be such a middle-brow materialistic cunt, and be interested in the look of everything (yet have no taste).

sans FARD

DEANNA (one of her blog followers SAID):

You know when something needs to be done, sadly it doesn’t always make it easier. Especially when you’re so sick! From one mama to another – I’m glad you followed through even though it was tough, let yourself break down for a few (we all need to cry sometimes) and remembered we all need to call on our team at times! It really does take a village and knowing that makes you stronger. ???? Keep being awesome mama.

ALISHA SAID:

I almost just cried reading this. Finding GOOD childcare has been the biggest struggle for me as a working mom.

It takes a village to mop up my copious toxic vomit reading about this cunt.

If the Kyle was not interested in the nanny- and that text really seems harmless- why did she fire the nanny? Sucks for the nanny to be out of a job.

R164, I wouldn't want someone who said they wanted to "fuck my husband's brains out" in my home. That's not some harmless crush. That's a potential disaster waiting to happen. If she attempts to get with him and he rejects her, how the fuck do you know she won't react negatively and attempt to play victim and retaliate?

Do some of you find it difficult to think these things out?

R164 (on right)

I see it as the nanny was completely unfuckable and was just trash talking w/ a friend. No different that the trash talking we do on DL.

Regardless- just fire the nanny but to make a "drama " of the event on IG/Blog- was completely unnecessary.

[quote]Regardless- just fire the nanny but to make a "drama " of the event on IG/Blog- was completely unnecessary.

Well there, I agree with you. She's an idiot for publicizing it, but I'd fire the nanny's ass. I don't want some potential "Hand that Rocks the Cradle" nut in my house. You happen to see one text, but who knows if she has sent others that you didn't see.

I agree with the poster upthread who mentioned Kyle being gay as the reason for this hunky dory instagrammed separation. Although the other theory about friendly breakups with some aspirational celeb thing also holds.

R156 🤣🤣🤣

I loved her in "Saved". Jenna Malona and Mandy Moore were great as well.

Mandy was great.

[quote]I loved her in "Saved".

Isn't that teenage fangurl viewing?

Her daughter Marlowe is beautiful. I wonder if Eva is thinking of turning her into a child actress?

[quote] So you think Eva sits in her kitchen making up dramatic stories to spice up her BLOG?

Yes, absolutely. Look how the text that's allegedly from the nanny (below) uses random uppercased nouns, just like Eva does. And I don't believe the nanny would call herself a "thick Latin woman." Why wouldn’t she say “Latina”? I think her drama with three consecutive nannies was fiction designed for publicity, and it didn’t stay confined to her blog; she got lots of press for it.

[quote]“OMG. Girl, did I mention to you how hot and sex my Boss is. I would love to fuck his brains out ha haah. Too bad he seems not to like thick Latin women with lots to hold on to LOL.”

Kyle has some ugly tattoos.

OMG. Flashback. The wedding.

[quote]Her daughter Marlowe is beautiful. I wonder if Eva is thinking of turning her into a child actress?

She said she hated it. So probably not.

Who's financing her lifestyle? Is it the soon to be ex husband or her movie star mother?

Does anyone know?

^^Well that question has been asked at least 50 times in this thread, maybe the 51st time will produce the answer?

I think the mom- the blog can't make THAT much and he is only a Soccer analyst (do they make "THAT" much? )

I would love if these blogs would just be legit and admit that they are living off of trust fund or similar.

So will the blog show her husband's abode? Will he be in a dumpy apartment?

Why am I fascinated by this relatively dull lady?

I wonder why she doesn't tell us -in excruciating detail- why they are divorcing. There doesn't seem to be any other aspect, at all, of their lives she doesn't publicize. I mean, we did get to read the scandalous text from the fat ugly nanny.

The people who have "night nurses" to care for their newborn babies have ZERO right to bitch about anything at all parenting-related. Being exhausted (no you aren't, you got a full 8 hours sleep while your nanny stayed up all night with your kid) and not having any time to themselves is such fucking bullshit. And no, writing a blog is not "work", it's an attention-seeking choice you made. Why not drag yourself away from your computer and actually take care of your children? Wasn't that the reason you had them in the first place?

[quote]Why am I fascinated by this relatively dull lady?

Are you kidding? She's a scream!

Yes, she is a scream! Sort of cartoon-like , larger than life looks w/the big eyes, bright clothes....zero self-awareness.

And yes, she was OK w/the nanny texts but no self indulgent - reason for the divorce given?

And where is her mom- weirdly, the mom is NEVER, or almost NEVER , on the blog- ?

I already posted a reference to her reference to her MOM on her blog. Why do I bother?

Her mom is barely , ever, ever mentioned on IG. Just "once in a blue moon"- I wonder what Susan thinks of the blog? Her sons w/Tim Robbins- since more hip and hang out w/Susan and Bernie.

Does she ever take CANDID pics of her kids? Everything is so curated, it's very Mommie Dearest

Judging from that interview she doesn’t like her mom much and her father had zero photos of her on his Instagram and hundreds of his other kids.

Kyle looks 50. Is he seriously only 38?

R174 no one in this photo is “beautiful.”

Franco Amurri seems extremely gay to me as well. I’m sensing a trend.

[quote]Her mom is barely , ever, ever mentioned on IG. Just "once in a blue moon"-

That's probably intentional. Her mother is SO famous and people would end up "following" and fangurling her just so see her Mom and ask questions about her.

Eva is very much her own person, with her own style, making her own way in life.

Unusual for some gurl like her to dump acting in favor of something like this. She said she was continually getting work. But the whole vibe of it made her unhappy.

[quote] Kyle looks 50. Is he seriously only 38?

That’s what Google says. Maybe he’s developed a meth habit or something.

According to Blind Gossip, he cheated on her and then accused her of cheating on him. Then he asked for paternity tests for the kids. I'm guessing she isn't going into excruciating detail about why they split because it's not pretty and doesn't fit the Happy Coparenting Family with Friendship Rings narrative that they are striving for.

[quote] Awww, he got a friendship ring for her out of a box of Cracker Jack. How sweeeeet!

He'd better not violate the oath of the Friendship Ring!

Her father does actually have a few photos of her on his page, there's a photoset he posted a few months ago of him with her as an infant. But it's true there are many more of him with his other children. Also Eva doesn't seem to follow him back.

I don’t understand her complaining that he was always traveling. They live in Westport and NBC Sports is based in Stamford. Surely he wasn’t going to England for Premier League games. Couldn’t he do in-studio analysis at NBCS?

We have a DLer who’s a big fan of their coverage, maybe he’ll see this and chime in.

No, he was going to England for Premier League games. He was on the field.

Also until not too long ago, they were living in LA.

Eva was an accident.

Susan thought she wasn't able to have kids. She was banging some obscure Italian director, Franco Amurri, and wound up pregnant with Eva. She never had a serious relationship with Amurri.

Eva comes off as a docile doormat. She's not the empowered, woke woman she imagines herself to be.

I'm surprised considering her mother is a straight-up, domineering bitch.

Thanks, R200! NBCS must be doing well if they can spend that kind of money.

She looks crazy.

Her daddy was hot.

R178 He doesn't even look like the same man now as in that wedding photo. Maybe that's why the divorce? He totally changed.

R207, maybe he’s sick. Or maybe that’s the natural result of eight years with that harpy.

R192 Yeah, the no-makeup (except bright red lipstick) look doesn't do her any favors. Plus she got her mother's bug eyes.

[quote] Eva is very much her own person, with her own style, making her own way in life. [/quote]

Please, she's a walking Crate and Barrel catalogue. There's not an original thought in her head.

She'll never be GOOP

Do it Eva

We will never learn the truth about this family.

The only thing more frau than cradling a mug is cradling a bump. Peak frau whilst pretending life is peachy.

And now her mom has busted her face in a "fall". Will the tears ever end ?

Ugh, Eva is insufferable in the post at R214.

She's hysterical, are you kidding, R216. She's a walking parody.

What's that pic behind her?

And the comments underneath! Oh, my dear! Gurlfriend!

[quote]Your positivity and strength are equal to your beauty. Your grace is also pretty on 🎯!

Eva responds:

[quote]❤️🙏🏼

That pic behind her is of a naked woman in a chair and I can’t tell if she is giving birth a la carte or not.

“Your positivity and strength are equal to your beauty.”

That comment could be interpreted in more than one way...

She's insufferable in EVERY post. I'm morbidly curious to see how the daughter turns out.

I really think they will push the daughter to be a child star.

But will the daughter follow Eva into being a frau cunt or will she rebel?

How many hours a day does she spend getting photographed by "juliadags"? Whatever she's getting paid, it's not enough.

This is why her mother takes any project that comes her way. Susan is clearly footing the bills for a lot of this.

Shit! She found us!

Her photos are SO fake and superficial. For an "actress" she doesn't put any effort into acting when it comes to her photo shoots.

R217 a trend I noticed among women married to closeted men is to have overly sexual “tasteful nudes” in the bedroom as some kind of overcompensation for the lack of actual sexual chemistry in their lives.

R223 rebel 🤞

I remember they had to fire the nanny because the nanny went into their bedroom and said she wanted to fuck the husband, I can't remember how they know this but I remember the headline last year.

So maybe the baby is not his, is that why they are kaput? Do we know?

I see him every week on TV, my partner loves watching soccer, he has a lot of hair.

Happily Eva After

She want to change that

I THINK she's a little too cold to be a real gay icon.

She's CRAZY, yes...and that gets her a short term pass. And she's obsessed with things that aren't important...pass # 2, but she's a cold fish and NOT funny.

Gay icon? Why would such a phony, entitled cunt frau ever be considered an "icon"?

R234

Seriously! That one is Frau central! Maybe only her lifestyle could have made her an icon, but her life seems a misery with all That chasing the SM dragon. Her husband was cute at one time but he's felt the effects of depressing putting life up for consumption for money, and it shows. She is so shallow and vapid, I am very surprised she is from Susan's loins.

Straight men sometimes act like trained monkeys. I mean, how many want to do gender reveals or pose for a perfect, fake kiss? Or follow their wife around while she shops (I see this a lot.)

Shade from Buzzfeed

It must be pretty fucking serious for them to divorce while she's pregnant with their third child.

I think DL are bored of her now...and will remain so until her hubby comes out.

[quote]It must be pretty fucking serious for them to divorce while she's pregnant with their third child.

My cousin went through a similar thing and yeah, it was really bad.

R237's article is interesting.

She's selling her lifestyle as all sunny side up and squeaky clean and something like this happens and the whole thing could collapse because of it.

I'd HATE to blog my life for monetary gain. I think it's horrible.

Susan needs to call her and tell her to shut this blog down. It must be uber embarrassing for her.

wasn't she in Saved! ?

Also why do we hate her?

[quote]Susan needs to call her and tell her to shut this blog down. It must be uber embarrassing for her.

It seems the opposite of everything Susan stands for.

I was very surprised by it when I first saw it.

why don't WE read the thread R243?

because she posts photos like this

What’s wrong with getting her groove back by an impromptu sing-along with her girlfriends in the kitchen while using rolling pins and spatulas as microphones?

Vomitous.

Her ex was on her feed in TG holiday photos. And her to do list included working on. Mediation paperwork. As just sort of a thing to do.

So I wonder if his presence on her blog is a negotiation point.? Will we get a sunny view of the divorce paperwork?

What a tacky skank.

Her mother's basically a communist and she couldn't be more of a consumerist capitalist pig. Wonder how that plays out behind the scenes.

She is so disgusting. She makes my skin crawl with those sponsored posts and shameless promoting for evil corporations.

R252 is Susan Sarandon.

Well, I’d be willing to bet Sooze raised Eva to make her way in the world with her pussy. This is the natural consequence of that approach.

R246

Gross! She just drips the fake and phoney. 🤢Her kids are just props to make money. How disgusting. And she looks about 45-55 not 34!

I love the expression of her “friend’s” face in that photo. She’s like “this bitch 🙄”

Yeah, she looks quite a bit older than 34.

[quote]And she looks about 45-55 not 34!

Ah! Now you've found a real reason to hate her.

This is what happens when you have a kid at 40. They're all weird and crazy. Susan should've known better.

So for all of you Kyle fans, he is again on her feed taking the kids to school.

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

Here's her blog for the full coverage of Eva giving advice on how to tell your kids about divorce

Has Kyle come out yet?

Good work, r261 & 2.

So does Kyle get the kids at his place? When do they get to date? Are both on Tinder?

The comments on the “telling the kids” post almost took me out. Hilarious.

what is that freaky white room with no furniture?

[quote]The comments on the “telling the kids” post almost took me out. Hilarious.

Abbie says: Just when I think I couldn’t love you and your family more!

[quote]DL says: MARY!

I don't think DL says Mary. I don't think DL even has a word for that. FRAUTASTIC maybe.

DM articles are written by bots. It's not some great achievement to be featured in an article there.

"Daddy got sick of Mommy's tacky photoshoots, kids!"

The all white is in style. Makes the photos pop!

The all white is in style. Makes the photos pop!

[quote] She's hit the bigtime. The DailyMail is reporting on it

I’m sure the DM wrote stories about all the lies she made up about her former nannies, too.

If she wants to achieve Jen Garner level of fame & appear in DM EVERY WEEK, she needs to : 1. start going to church, dragging her bedraggled children to some non-denominational "church of what's happening now" kind of place with a big cup of Starbucks in her hand. Be sure to dress in attire entirely from Talbots or it won't work 2. Help/play caretaker for a spouse/relative with a substance abuse problem. Someone suggested upthread Kyle has a meth problem - let's go wit that. She needs to drag his ass to church for his own good, while he looks bloated & hung over. She could ever bring Commie Granny just for laughs. 3. Start rumors about how she's dating some random actor no one has ever heard of. Staying home & just raising kids is for losers. She needs to look like she's getting some action.

She needs to immediately start dating some absolute freak who's obsessed with her pregnancy. Then dump him and write a tearful/angry blog post about it.

A miscarriage, a la Hilarious Baldwin, would feed her blog for weeks.

So what type of digs does Kyle have? Does he get an alimony check? Salary from participating in the blog? I want to know her financials!

R278 it's been established her mother pays for everything.

her latest YT video

Then why do the blog? If not for cash?

a day in the life

[quote]Then why do the blog? If not for cash?

Of course she makes plenty of money from it, R279 is just bitching.

Someone on this or another thread said based on the number of followers and ads, her blog probably generates decent revenue. I wonder how much a month? It's so lame.

To make real money as an influencer you need 50x the followers she has.

R277 she had a miscarriage between 1 and 2.

You don't get to live in a big house in Fairfield County and live that kind of a lifestyle on what she's making from her blog, and Instagram. Her mother obviously pays for a lot of it. Why do you think Susan takes any part that comes along?

It’s not going to be easy to fill Kevin’s shoes but if you cough up the cash, these could be yours.

^Kyle’s shoes

[quote]a day in the life

I started experiencing severe nausea about 20 seconds in and had to shut it off. What is supposed to be so fascinating about this banal bitch?

Kevin? Kyle? I don't give a shit.

I'm selling everything that what's his name didn't take with him on our "Forever Daddy Goes Bye Bye" day. Look for two-timing Kevin's underwear on eBay tomorrow guys.

Eva, you should totally go all Angela Bassett in "Waiting to Exhale" with his shit! And film it for your blog, hon.

"Look for two-timing Kevin's underwear on eBay tomorrow guys."

Unlaundered?

[quote]What is supposed to be so fascinating about this banal bitch?

Are you even a homosexual?

Did you read THIS? >>

[quote]and my hands started itching to take my earrings out and hold them while I got CRAZY.

Bland? NO!

Well 10% of sales go to charity!

She is the perfect karmic crotch spawn for Susan Sarandon.

If Susie were truly liberal, no way would any kid of hers have turned out this way. She's just a typical limousine liberal...doesn't live up to the virtues she espouses. Socialists don't walk the red carpet in Todd Oldham.

R280 People are CONSTANTLY asking about her contouring techniques? Sure they are, Jan. I wonder what her kids were doing while she made this completely useless vanity video? Oh they must have been with the night nurse or the day nanny....it must be simply EXHAUSTING vlogging all day long about serious and important topics!

Size 9? He's got small feet...and you know what that means!

[quote] If Susie were truly liberal, no way would any kid of hers have turned out this way. She's just a typical limousine liberal...doesn't live up to the virtues she espouses

I doubt she's even a liberal. She's just a contrarian bitch. She's always been that way. If a bunch of people say one thing, there's big mouth Susan saying the opposite thing. I don't see her doing a lot of charity work. I don't see her hanging out with poor people or people of color. She's been wealthy and lived the life of a wealthy person for over 30 years. It honestly wouldn't surprise me a bit if we found out she actually voted republican when she's in the voting booth

I can't believe Tim Robbins put up with her for as long as he did. But we see how that turned out. He left and never looked back. She's dead to him

[quote]Size 9? He's got small feet...and you know what that means!

9 isn't small. It's average.

I've got a friend who does these "vanity videos" at least she has a sense of fun!! (go to 4:00).

she calls her BLOG "Happily Eva After"? Hardly...her husband walks out when she's expecting her third baby...

& DIVORCE! In the old days people used to "separate" and divorce somewhere down the line, unless it was MAJOR.

People who present their lives as picture perfect are asking for trouble, quite frankly.

Vloggers ALL do that R297. Here's the script:

"Hi guys, GREAT NEWS! I'm finally going to give you what you've all (all = 3 people) been asking, begging and pleading for. Yup, it's my signature "eyebrow tutorial". I've literally gotten thousands of emails and tweets (only 3 in reality) asking me to do one. I know you're all aware of how insanely busy I've been, and I do appreciate your patience, I really do. So....now that things have calmed down a bit, I'm ready for my close up (chuckles). Are you ready?...."

Absolutely nauseating R303.

Last Christmas the happy family posed for the obligatory matching jammies pics. Will they continue the tradition this year? Or did Eva sell his?

Inquiring fraus need to know.

How long until this bland Forever Daddy comes out of the closet?

[quote]she calls her BLOG "Happily Eva After"? Hardly...her husband walks out when she's expecting her third baby...

Is her name pronounced Evah? Otherwise the title doesn't make sense. That husband aged from 30 to 60.

[quote]Is her name pronounced Evah? Otherwise the title doesn't make sense.

Well, did you eva?

R305 You know she pays top dollar for that hideous hair color.

[quote] Is her name pronounced Evah?

Yes, it is. What a hideous name

So phony, contrived and staged. What a useless bitch she is.

When you take pictures like the one @305 and put it out there for public consumption due to narcissism and the desire to be envied, you're doomed to fail

Dear Julia Dags, please get carpal tunnel or severe arthritis, anything to save you from being Eva's personal paparazzi

[quote]When you take pictures like the one @305 and put it out there for public consumption due to narcissism and the desire to be envied, you're doomed to fail

They used to call it "the curse of Hello magazine" - it was the beginning of such behaviour and the curse was in reference to the fact these people would tend to divorce soon after...when that was the only outlet for these sorts of people. I'll link a very interesting article about it on the next post (because it's in the Independent)

[post redacted because independent.co.uk thinks that links to their ridiculous rag are a bad thing. Somebody might want to tell them how the internet works. Or not. We don't really care. They do suck though. Our advice is that you should not click on the link and whatever you do, don't read their truly terrible articles.]

This is how she told her kids the new baby was on the way. You MUST look at this (if you can bear to).

OK, I'll tell you. The little girl opened the box and inside was a baby doll with a scanogram of the baby stuck to it. Of course this was all filmed and posted on YouTube.

Please pass the insulin R316.

And a barf bag.

I wonder if Kyle is on drugs.

He's lost A LOT of weight.

He went from this ...

... to this

and this

Wouldn't you do drugs if your entire life was about Instagram Content for your insufferable wife?

This vapid bitch can't take a shit without posting it on social media.

R322, I don’t shit. I eliminate the toxins.

R315 Thanks for posting that. Went down the rabbit hole for a minute reading it. How in the FUCK did Bill Wyman not get in trouble for dating a THIRTEEN year old when he was 47??? I realize he was a rock star, but it was 1983, not 1952!! And HELLO magazine ate it up when they got married 6 years later! That's just straight up pedophilia. The age of consent CANNOT have been 13, even in 1983.

I think it's hard for us, mostly men, to understand these very female blogs. They're SO female. But women LOVE it and eat it all up. Clothes, make-up, lifestyle...they can't get enough of it.

But this gurl is clearly loopy (which is where us gays come into the equation, it's like catnip to us - nothing we love more than a nutty frau). I'm sure she could be just as successful whilst leaving her kids the fuck out of it. Clearly she's addicted to over-sharing.

I think if she were more famous the papers would have found out the root cause of the failure (implosion) of this marriage.

Well, I'm a woman and I've definitely had sufficient.

[quote]They're SO female. But women LOVE it and eat it all up. Clothes, make-up, lifestyle...they can't get enough of it.

I’m a woman who like clothes and make up, but I also like being in the outdoors and value privacy. This woman and women like her are too saccharine, manufactured and exhausting for my tastes. However, as posted above, many do love the “glamour” of it all.

R309 just another testament to her lack of taste. She’s still hanging onto the ombré trend even though that color looks horribly brassy and cheap, like someone who just let their bleach job grow out. She would look much better as a deep brunette.

R299 back in the day when they were still together and living on E 19th st, a friend of mine did deliveries for Whole Foods and said that Sarandon and Robbins NEVER tipped. Like $300+ grocery orders and they didn’t give the delivery guys a single dime.

In the picture at R305 he easily looks 50.

I have a theory that Kyle is a closet case who parties with Tina, hence the premature aging and weight loss.

Something ain't right with that boy. That's one hard-as-hell 38.

Eating disorder and/or meth, I think.

Does he run marathons? That shit ages you like no other.

those pics posted aren't even recent pictures. As I mentioned up thread, I watch soccer every weekend and he's on the shows hosting. He has very thick hair and beard (shaved a bit off but kept the stache), I think he's prematurely grey...well, living with that horrible women probably turned him grey...

He doesn't look like he has a drug problem but who knows? He doesn't look skinny or anything...

The video at R111 is like soft porn.

The video at R111 is like soft porn.

Pulisc has some nasty tats. And he's so short! Shorter than Kyle.

did he delete his social media? what happened?

He was in Miami for a fan festival. They (NBCSN) hosted the show with hundreds of fans in FL.

I did a search and can't find his insta or twitter...gee...I wonder what happened. I know he had them before.

What the fuck do these assholes need a night nurse for? I know surgeons who are on call all of the time and they can take care their own spawn.

Do you know how many stay-at-home moms who do fuck-all all day long have nannies? It's ridiculous.

yes, many in manhattan have nannies, even if the mommy is stay at home mom. Each kid will have their own nanny.

How do they afford nannies for each kid plus Manhattan rent? I'm sick to fucking death of useless rich people, can't even change a damn diaper or get up at night with the brat THEY brought into the world.

God, I hate this bitch. She's like a Stepford Wife. So entitled, so devoid of any real personality.

r343 they're wealthy. And yes, the wives are pretty damn useless. They shop, and lunch and do yoga all day and the nannies take care of everything.

Today’s bun in the oven post from Evuh.

Don’t be too hard on her. She’s pregnant so she may be off of her meds.

She really is a legend in her own mind. Excuse me ma'am why are you posing like that on your front porch?

Despite employing a professional photographer to follow around to take her stupid Instagram pics, and for all her try-hard posing, she still has a derpy look on her face in almost all the shots. Absolutely insufferable.

She was going to use a more traditional indoor "Christmas in Connecticut kitchen couple" photo until Kyle simultaneously knocked her up and found his sidepiece just in time for the holidays.

[quote]She really is a legend in her own mind. Excuse me ma'am why are you posing like that on your front porch?

What about 838 likes in one hour and messages like:

[quote]That glow though 😳

and

[quote]This is awesome 🙌👍🔥👏🐐

don't you understand? R346

She was great in Saved! Too bad she turned into such a frau.

It's so weird she gave up acting to do this shit. This is what actors do when they can't get a gig.

r352 it's probably easier and more lucrative to just be an e-celeb or "influencer" at this point

This is what the children of actors do when they can't act.

I guess so, R353.

I was watching a documentary about a very fancy hotel in the English countryside yesterday and one thing that happened was they were preparing for the arrival of an influencer couple and they were spinning in circles getting the room right for them...even doggie treats for their pooch.

"53,000 followers" they said...in AWE!

(After they left Meghan Markle turned up with her mother - it was the night before the wedding and they literally rolled out the red carpet).

[quote]This is what the children of actors do when they can't act.

But everyone said she COULD act and apparently she WAS getting plenty of work.

She’s really unattractive- she wants to be a movie star sex goddess like her mom and can’t handle being a goofy looking Shelly Duvall good actress. It ain’t about talent or valuable worth, it’s about self esteem.

It was the struggle and the hustle that she hated >>

I'm pretty sure Wyman went out with the mother first R324. Yeah, he's a pedo enabled by mum. No-one blinked an eye.

Yeah, Eva's endless struggle and hustle as a poor unknown without connections is truly Dickensian .

Imagine being a bandaid baby and finding out the relationship didn't even make it to your birth.

You Failed, Fetus!

Maybe for revenge, Baby #3, forever termed Bandaid Baby, will be named some awful name. Not at all sexy like Marlowe Martino or Major Martino. Hey, maybe Minor Martino!

The posters on here are as nutty as she is.

No wonder you're drawn to her.

Mirror! Mirror!

You guys already picking on the baby? It hasn't even been born yet. I'm DREADING the birth.

Though I will watch the delivery video.

I believe the delivery video will be on pay-per-view R364.

^ LOL

I'm not picking on the baby, R364 I'm picking on the idiots who conceived it. The issues didn't pop up just now. The marriage was failing, one of them thought a baby would fix it, surprise! it didn't.

wow, I had no idea the 3rd baby is called the bandaid baby! That is so spot on, at least for someone I know!

R368 it's a common phrase

[quote]I'm not picking on the baby, [R364] I'm picking on the idiots who conceived it.

Oh, right...that why you addressed the fucking fetus!

[quote]Imagine being a bandaid baby and finding out the relationship didn't even make it to your birth.You Failed, Fetus!

SICKO!

R362, Dry Martino

[quote] She's like a Stepford Wife.

That's where the novel was set, Fairfield County.

The NBCSN studio is in CT.

[quote]The NBCSN studio is in CT.

This is addressed at R199, please keep up!

Stepford was based on the town of Wilton, CT, where Ira Levin lived.

[quote]Stepford was based on the town of Wilton, CT, where Ira Levin lived.

Now see, I once had a fuck buddy who told me Stepford was supposed to be Fairfield, and that it meant 'a step from Stamford.' I get all those rich towns mixed up anyway.

He does travel to England for some game broadcasts.

There is a Fairfield connection: The original Stepford Wives movie was partially shot in Fairfield's Greenfield Hill neighborhood.

Again: Kyle Martino is always on the field in the UK for the Premier League broadcasts.

He is a salaried soccer commentator for NBC. That is literally his one job, to call those games and conduct interviews.

He is in England maybe once a month, I don't think he's there every week, I don't keep track but he's always in the studio.

I don’t know one straight dude who wants to do stupid shit like a “gender reveal” video, or be the perfect dad in his wife’s FB/IG.

I’m looking at YOU, Elizabeth Chambers Hammer.

I watch the Premier League games regularly, and he always seems to be on the field.

Not to defend Evuh's whining — you happily take NBC's money, deal with the travel. It's not like he's a goddamn foreign correspondent (many of whom manage to have stable families and supportive spouses).

I think he's there if there is an important fixture, a highly anticipated game etc...

I'm sure he doesn't mind the travel, he probably cheats a lot.

I mean, wouldn't you? Look at that ugly frau he's married to.

I'm guessing he played around coz he deleted all his social media, probably doesn't want the wife to use it in the divorce.

No one's making FUN of the Bandaid Baby; we feel SORRY for the Bandaid Baby. Imagine qualifying for child support before you're even BORN!

I can still access his IG account.

I'll bet you anything Susan pronounced her name EEVA when she was growing up and then the daughter changed it to EVAH because it sounded way more special and unique, just like her.

As she aged, Ava Gardner preferred to be addressed as Ahhvah.

Isn't Eva's father Italian? Ev-uh might be the Italian pronunciation.

I feel sorry for her because whatever happened must have been pretty shattering for them to split mid pregnancy. But it does seem like a textbook cautionary tale about the dangers of commodifying your personal life, especially when what you are selling is the idea of things being pretty much perfect (even down to the title of her blog and IG). Now she has to take the Goop route and make it seem like this is the friendliest divorce ever in order not to damage her brand. The thing is that she doesn't really "have" to do this at all: I am sure Susan gives her at least some financial support, and she would have something to fall back on even if she quit lifestyle blogging altogether. She is in a difficult situation, but she could at least free herself of the shackles of the social media expectation cycle if she wanted to.

I agree R389 completely. Except, I think Eva craves the attention and validation of her mindless followers. She obviously didn't receive enough attention during her formative years from Mama Suze and Papa Amurri and she is filling the void with the adulation of aspiring nobodies. I almost feel sorry for her. And then I look at her face, mouth agape, and the feeling passes.

The guy isn't rich in the first place. He's gonna be so broke with all the child support. I wonder if they have a prenup.

I'm sure the frau has a trust fund.

I wonder though if he gets paid to do the blog? Or it is part of his child support? I really want to know their financials.

So per this link, maybe she earns $500/ post. She posts twice a day. So may e $4k a week? So would be some spending money. But not millions.

did an intern post the "daddy's moving out, this the first day of the best years of my life"?

how tacky can you get?

[quote]She is in a difficult situation, but she could at least free herself of the shackles of the social media expectation cycle if she wanted to.

Are you kidding? She LOVES it.

I'm surprised no one's SATIRISED these people properly.

They need a hard kick up the ASS. They are vain and self-obsessed.

& if you watch that interview she did with her mother, her mother is validating her "work". Like it's some great thing. Shows you old Susan's a shallow moron however she presents herself.

"A new chapter starts this weekend. Thank you to my man @pj_byrne creating such a warm & loving spot to start the Brooklyn Martinos. And thank you @thehappilyeva for being the guiding light you’ve always been for our family. Love you!"

Text from EVAH!: "If you don't barf how amazing I am all over Instagram, you're never seeing these kids again"

The unicorn tells me everything I need to know.

I don’t have time for this shit!

subtext is all. My guess is these successful blogs are outsourced to pr firms and "curated" by interns. the posts are tone deaf.

[quote]Text from EVAH!: "If you don't barf how amazing I am all over Instagram, you're never seeing these kids again"

I really did wonder whether they had a prenup or other arrangement stating that he had to maintain a social media presence to complement hers. Especially when you guys said he disappeared from Instagram after they split up.

It's like "The Truman Show", only the stars are in on the whole ridiculous scheme.

I am so happy this creature is not my natural daughter and I'm far away from this manufactured drama. She gets it from her lunatic mother.

Was Tim Robbins her stepdad? Did he raise her?

this is actually pretty funny - but it's a video so it might not work.

[quote]“The Meaning Of Christmas” via some Subway wisdom...[bold]I laughed harder watching this video than I have in a really long time. [/bold]As a native New Yorker I’m used to the NYC characters...but my kids are still learning. I think today they got a crash course

Glad she's finally laughing after all she's bin thru.

So she’s just moved to Brooklyn? Leaving the house to the husband I assume. Ya, Susan’s financing this. I know a Youtuber/Instagrammer with 1 mill followers and a few sponsorships but you have to be wildly successful with tens of millions of followers to be earning the kind of money that lets you live like this.

white on white color scheme is not warm and inviting, especially for a bunch of messy kids

No, I think the hubby moved to Brooklyn.

The white is popular on IG and young mother’s homes. Looks better on social media.

Husband moved to Brooklyn. I am sure Eva will follow shortly after her home renovation of her forever home is complete.

If you note the. Tag on Kyles post , the Brooklyn bedroom was styled by the Big Little Lies set decorator.

Does a soccer commentator have the salary to pay for a Brooklyn pad?

As if EVAH! would ever give up her perfect Pinterest house in CT!

He did help raise her R403 and walked her down the aisle with his by that time ex.

^Why? Is her real father dead?

I don’t think he’s dead. He’s just not a Forever Daddy.

Her real father was likely just the sperm donor. It would be silly to chose your biological father to walk you down the line if your step father raised you for decades and you considered him your dad.

R410 Suze looks like she's doing her damnedest not to look at Tim. I hate to admit it but I actually like EVAH's wedding dress.

Not very woke of Suze to pay for a wedding to at confederate landmark, but not surprised.

It's sad seeing those wedding photos.

I think I'm going to have to take a little alone time away from the computer for a while. Pull the curtains and go lie down. Allow myself to feel whatever it is I'm feeling.

R415 Eva??????

No, just a regular DLer, Eva follower, R415.

Calm yourself with this R415, and then pull yourself together! The kids aren’t as shaken as you are.

Calm yourself with this R415, and then pull yourself together! The kids aren’t as shaken as you are.

The girl looks like Susan.

I didn't see him this weekend on NBCSN.

The commute to CT for his job from Brooklyn...

I think it's a rental...hence the white paint job.

The room for the kids look exactly what it is, a pull out in the corner of Daddy's bachelor's pad. And very, very temporary. Are bots writing these fucking posts? The posts make very little sense. Why is it needed to point out the "warm" white on white pull out corner is in Brooklyn? Because Brooklyn is cool? Brooklyn is not cool. Not if you're here. Why upsell this situation? Obviously things are bad enough for Mom and Dad to call it quits before baby number 3 even showed up. Relationships end and many relationships end badly. There is no need to spin this, the spin looks worse the situation.

I just wonder how long this influencing can last before imploding. I mean, as a family, would you want to look back on all of your pictures and think, was this an ad picture or a real moment?

I mean, in such a manufactured world, where does reality begin and staging end?

and r423, in what way is any of this truly a$pirational? It's strange how they are so determined to make this an upbeat moment complete with documentation of the changes to appease their sponsors who are paying for the move to Brooklyn and the new digs ?

it's fake. It's just to show the kids and the world they are getting along. Plus now, she's probably trying to appeal to a new audience, the single moms! Puke!

There is not much to be fighting over. He ain't rich.

So Dad moves to Brooklyn and mommy Evah is staying in Connecticut. And a new baby on the way (in Connecticut)

He's going to be a real "hands on" dad to this baby.

R425 and that is fine and their business. Nothing too unusual about this although splitting up while pregnant isn't typical. But their social media posts? Really fucking strange! Almost creepy.

R425 she's probably haggling more over social media than any child support

I know most of this thread hates her, but he seems like an asshole. How cliche to move to Brooklyn, especially while the kids are in CT.

R429 being an hour away isn't the worst in the scheme of things, especially if his job is there.

Apparently he grew up in Westport, CT.

[quote]I know most of this thread hates her, but he seems like an asshole. How cliche to move to Brooklyn, especially while the kids are in CT.

If I was a newly divorced guy I wouldn't want to live in CT.

There's an annoying freak WWing every post.

They always find a new way of being very irritating, don't they?

So his job is in Brooklyn?

R434, no, his job is in CT. He's in Brooklyn for the whores.

WW for R433

So. Wow! About the Brooklyn move if his job is in CT. Wonder when she will relocate?

I doubt we’ll ever find out what really happened.

Oh but I must know. Splitting up while pregnant. That’s drastic drama.

Susan on raising her kids.

PLUS - I love Anderson in that clip, saying he was raised in NYC and thinks it's a great place to grow up in. Yeah right, Anderson, which part of town did you grow up in, gurl?...with Central Park at the end of the block.

R441, Living on a lower floor might have saved Carter.

Her mom was not even around on Christmas Day. And now Kyle is seeming more MIA. She is actually seems lonely.

I kind of feel sorry for her. Obviously the husband was responsible for the split and she's trying to take the high road. I peeked at her Instagram and there is no way she can be that ok with being pregnant, separated and still playing family with the ex. I would love to know what really went down between she and the husband.

Eva and kids with Tim Robbins and his girlfriend at a recent Rangers game, along with Tim and Susan’s son Miles.

Nice that Tim has stayed involved in their lives. No sign of grandma Sue.

Jennifer Aniston was with them too.

Tim Robbins looks so old.

Also. Her family meaning Mom and brothers didn't even stop by over the holidays. Jeez.

Or maybe they don't wanna be on her gross instagram

[quote] Obviously the husband was responsible for the split

How do you know?

I really don’t think she sees her family but a few times a year.

She's too busy trying to rob the cradle.

R450, it seems kind of obvious because the vast majority of women don't leave their husbands while pregnant unless:

A- he did something to make her do so (like cheating)

or

B- he initiated the split

He seems very happy in his new life.

or she could be pregnant by another man

R454, possible, but doubtful. He most probably wouldn't have acknowledged the new baby if that was the case.

r453, maybe she cheated and he found out.

She’s selling stuff on another Instagram account so maybe she’s moving too.

God that's embarrassing R457.

This is a Chris Watts situation, except the husband moved to Brooklyn instead of killing everyone.

Guess everything is gonna be sold for the divorce. He's broke...3 kids is a lot of child support. And this bitch doesn't even work lol.

Wow @R457. I could understand selling appliances and gym equipment, but basic clothes and shoes? The Prada bag looks decades old and not in a classical way. I donate nicer stuff to good will.

R457, So, Kyle wears a size 9 slipper?

She’s been selling her stuff for a while. I think she just does that.

yes, he has small feet...average cock at best.

R463 Here's an idea: stop buying shit you can't afford, then you won't have to sell it in desperation.

She's overwhelmed.

[quote]Eva Amurri reveals she's 'overwhelmed' as she struggles with pregnancy while finalising divorce from husband Kyle Martino

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[quote]She’s selling stuff on another Instagram account so maybe she’s moving too.

She's putting all the utilities into her name (see above). NOT moving.

Yet still taking the time to filter her pics and draw her eyebrows on.

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[quote] maybe she cheated and he found out

no way would he stick around and be in her Insta photos if he found out she was pregnant with someone else's child

“So we’ve been spending all day today changing all the utilities into my name and putting them on new payments and all that kinda stuff, which is never fun. It’s basically like moving all over again.”

OH GOD THE HORROR. SHE’S SO BRAVE!

r473. right? an intern or an assistant handles that drudgery. The same people handler her social media accounts.

Yeah, by "we" she means her underpaid minions.

maybe he finally got a dna test and found out the boy isn't his. His son looks asian.

I am thinking she does not have an assistant. She does not seem that wealthy.

I think she spends all her money on hiring that Julia Dags woman to be her own, personal paparazzo.

R464 shoe size does not correlate. If anything the shorter the guy the bigger the cock.

R479= Kyle Martino

hi Kyle!

Well if Kyle is on this thread... then tell us where you have been lately? Seems for the past 2 weeks, pooor Eva has been solo! You are slacking in the coparenting .

Well if Kyle is on this thread... then tell us where you have been lately? Seems for the past 2 weeks, pooor Eva has been solo! You are slacking in the coparenting .

[quote][R464] shoe size does not correlate. If anything the shorter the guy the bigger the cock.

I got dragged back to this thread for THIS ⏫?

How's the pregnancy? How's Eva coping? How are the existing kids? How's her Mom?

OK...I'll do the work

[quote]I’m 29+ weeks pregnant now, and today on HappilyEvaAfter.com I’m sharing what I’ve been doing to make sure it’s my healthiest pregnancy yet! 🙌🏻✨🤰

R479 could be Kyle’s boyfriend, R480

Kyle is MIA!

Bless you R484; I could barely stand the title - I can't imagine reading the whole post

Eva always reminded me of Trudy from Mad Men, both in personality and appearance. The ultimate status and image obsessed suburban haus Frau .

God no, Trudy was charming.

Martino no more

She's exhausting.

Hunty?

Really?

So, where is Kyle parking his cock these days?

God, these people are so trashy my brain can’t quite comprehend it.

HORRIFYING

OMG! R495

[quote]but as they went around the table and each took time to speak a few words about me as a mom and woman- I really felt my heart grow a few sizes.

You can IMAGINE!

Gee, I wish I'd been there Eva!

Her heart didn't grow, her fucking ego did. Can't STAND this vapid, no talent bitch.

So per his IG, he was depressed and spent two weeks recuperating in Santa Fe to treat his depression.

Ew. Can you imagine what these "friends" must be like? All of them celebrity-chasing sycophant ass-kissers who probably talk about her viciously behind her back, all the while hoping for an invite to her Mom's house or a red carpet event. "Ooooh pick me, pick me!!"

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R500 It's the youthful glow of the Freshly Single!

She wasn’t kidding, you can really buy the mask.

There’s a Julianne Moore face mask, seriously.

Kyle won’t be depressed for long when he receives his gay gold card in the mail.

Countdown to his coming out announcement

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R505, ". . . a source has revealed that Martino is already on Raya".

That source was his most recent Grindr hookup.

Vapid, shallow woman who only will be friends with people who are less pretty than she is.

Who's going to want to "date" a guy who's still married to his pregnant wife with whom he had two small children?

Fuck, yes. Not date.

Three small children - one not born yet.

He’ll be making monthly child support payments for the next 20 years.

I wonder the longevity of Eva's job as an "influencer".

Why would he need to make monthly child support payments? The kids have millions from Susan Sarandon supporting them and will live better than him.

He would still have to pay some kind of child support unless she refuses it. They’re his children.

They're both so strange.

R511, you are so fucking stupid. The children are entitled to $$ from him legally. There is a formula to calculate how much he has to pay.

If he’s already again, he really is a POS. Eva a spoiled, vapid brat but even she must have feelings.

^Already dating again

Why can’t he date? You expect him to be celibate? A man’s gotta cum when a man’s gotta cum.

Being on an app doesn't mean he's dating. He's just...available.

I like what a poster wrote which is so true: women mourn, men replace.

He can't be gay: No real gay man would try to kiss a woman whose accessorizes like that and piles on the makeup there like it's still 1984!

Why does he need an app?

He gets around, I'm sure - meets tons of people.

This story is starting to get depressing....or what did I expect when the title's "Susan Sarandon’s daughter is knocked up and leaving her hubby".

NOT funny, really.

[quote]He can't be gay: No real gay man would try to kiss a woman whose accessorizes like that and piles on the makeup there like it's still 1984!

Right, clearly he's not. There are plenty of guys out there who seem gay, who are not.

It sounds like Eva had been hoping for a reconciliation baby, but her husband was just over it. Oops.

Still though – even though the pregnancy was extremely ill-advised, it’s not like she’s going to have to go on public assistance. The child will never want for anything.

[quote]The child will never want for anything.

Materially maybe.

saw him today on TV, he cut off his hair, got a buzz cut now and very grey

R525, Kyle's new look . . .

He looks better.

Face shape seems different - fillers maybe?

Whoa. She is a celebrity ? So no Kyle since the return from Santa Fe. He is not a hands on coparent.

I wonder if she knows wire hangers work wonders?

So...she has his passsword

I have a feeling they'll get back together again when the baby is born, then break up in a year after that.

Is she posting in this thread? Coz nobody I know give a fuck about this woman.

What woman would leave the man when she's pregnant? To me, it's obvious he cheated (maybe a lot). And he got a buzz cut, so fucking ugly.

Who the fuck would want him now? he's poor and ugly.

[quote]What woman would leave the man when she's pregnant?

One with a rich mommy who'll make sure she has everything she needs.

Also keep in mind that she herself didn't really grow up with both of her biological parents being together, so she knows it's been done.

These people are so gross. So trashy.

He has to be gay. She’d forgive him and remain married if he were cheating with women. He wanted out so he could pursue men without upsetting her. They still seem to have a great bond.

This is just an opinion.

Although he is NOT a hands on coparent, they seem cooperative with each other . Since he is living in Brooklyn, away from his kids (which is unusual for coparents) , he must have an extraordinary reason for this. And for her to be OK.

I suspect he is gay.

Mateo Antoni Martino has arrived.

Little Eva. Happy at last. Almost

She wrote a post on how she wasn't allowing her ex to be at the birth because it was too intimate and that isn't their relationship anymore, yet she's posting pics of them al in bed together like one big happy family.

Gay Poppa’s post

He posts a lot of instastories of the kids (less insipid than hers) so he at least sees them a lot.

R541, Wasn't the conception just as intimate as the delivery?

He wasn’t in the room for the delivery because she shared, “Our intimacy level has totally changed now that we aren’t a couple, obviously”.

Her two other kids, her doula, midwives and female friends were present so she had her audience.

Mateo Martino? What a stupid name

I hate foreign sounding names.

Weird that he was not at the birth! Yes , it is intimate but damn that is his kid as well !

I really would love to know what is going on w/these two and if he is gay!

They’re trash, that’s what’s going on.

They have THREE kids. There’s your first clue.

Her mom was not at the delivery or helped Eva out. So weird.