My next door neighbour's son Joel asked me to volunteer at the water polo tournament next weekend.
This has been a busy and exciting year for Joel. Not only did he turn 20, he was also picked to be the captain of his water polo team! As team captain, one of Joel's responsibility was to find volunteers to help out with the upcoming tournament in Vancouver. I was honoured when he asked for my help and I readily accepted his request of course.
Joel says my duties at the tournament will consist of arranging transportation between the pool and the hotel as well as ensuring that the team members have access to nutritious meals. I've also been made the team's unofficial photographer. How exciting!
I was worried about leaving my beloved Lhasa Apso, Mitzi behind, but my mother loves her as much as I do and she will be in good hands for while I'm away.
by Anonymous | reply 106 | November 8, 2020 1:46 PM
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Boring. Hasn't this one been done already?
by Anonymous | reply 1 | November 16, 2019 8:28 PM
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No, R1, you must be thinking of someone else's post.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | November 16, 2019 10:23 PM
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Gurl, unless your job includes making sure the all the speedos are the correct sizes and appropriately support all sizes of man meat as they strain to contain a pair of heavy balls and a teen boy's constantly semi-erect virginal rod, I'd pass.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | November 16, 2019 11:39 PM
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"Joel says my duties at the tournament will consist of arranging transportation between the pool and the hotel as well as ensuring that the team members have access to nutritious meals."
Make sure all the guys get plenty of protein filled cum for truly nutritious and delicious meals.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | November 16, 2019 11:50 PM
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I volunteer to make sure everyone showers.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | November 17, 2019 12:24 AM
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I hope the team punishes Joel for inviting his old pervy neighbor to join the trip by stripping him naked and throwing him into the pool and locking the entrance to the men's locker room. Joel will think twice about bringing a lecherous old queen to the meet.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | November 17, 2019 12:31 AM
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My OP, you've been a wonderful influence on Joel. You're a giver, aren't you? Thank you for keeping us updated on Joel's progress and congratulations on being asked to be a volunteer in support of his team. They couldn't have found a more wholesome man. R8 just reminded me that the boys will need guidance in the locker room and hope you'll be there to keep an eye on things. I'm sure you'll take many candid pictures of Joel and his team, we can be sure of that. Perhaps you can post a few snaps after you return from the tournament. Please give Joel a warm hug from all of us at DL.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | November 17, 2019 12:38 AM
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How did the surgery for Joel’s undescended testicle go?
by Anonymous | reply 10 | November 17, 2019 12:48 AM
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Joel posted this pic on his insta asking if he should go to the doctor....
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 12 | November 17, 2019 12:52 AM
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What will OP do when he finds Joels tied up with a dildo in his ass in the shower after the tournament?
by Anonymous | reply 13 | November 17, 2019 12:52 AM
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When I first discovered this website I thought these were real. Oh naivety
by Anonymous | reply 14 | November 17, 2019 12:59 AM
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Thank you, R9. I'll be sure to supervise locker room activities and forbid the boys from taking part in any roughhousing. Only proper, sportsman like behaviour will be tolerated under my watch!
by Anonymous | reply 15 | November 17, 2019 1:38 AM
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[quote] my mother loves her as much as I do and she will be in good hands for while I'm away
This is an IMPOSTOR. Everyone knows Mitzi's human's mother hates Mitzi. Also, Mitzi's human never uses exclamation points.
0/10
by Anonymous | reply 16 | November 17, 2019 1:43 AM
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What are you going on about, R16? My mother often looks after Mitzi when I go away, and I've often mentioned how much she loves her. As far as the exclamation points go, I'm very excited to be volunteering with Joel and his team.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | November 17, 2019 1:48 AM
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I hope Mitzi starts her own thread about her life living with this perv and finally unburdens herself of the disgusting behavior she’s been forced to witness.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | November 17, 2019 1:48 AM
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I've been posting about Joel here for over two years now, R17, and to prove I'm really his neighbour, feel free to ask me anything about Joel, Mitzi or myself.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | November 17, 2019 1:50 AM
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R19. Is Joel, cut or uncut?
by Anonymous | reply 20 | November 17, 2019 2:11 AM
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Bless you, R18. Sometimes the only thing that gets me through the darkness is daydreaming about spilling all to my friends at Datalounge. Ohhh, the stories I could tell.
By the way, if anything should happen to me a dead-man’s switch will be triggered and all will be known. Even if my tormentor did understand, there would be no way for him to deactivate it from his GrandPad or Jitterbug.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | November 17, 2019 3:15 AM
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Tell me all about Joel's house and family OP
by Anonymous | reply 22 | November 17, 2019 6:00 AM
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Ask yourself now: Can you forgive her
If she begs you to?
And ask yourself: Can you even deliver
What she demands of you?
Or do you want revenge?
But that's childish, so childish....
by Anonymous | reply 23 | November 17, 2019 6:26 AM
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Nice that you’re getting out of the house, dear.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | November 17, 2019 6:28 AM
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And this is interesting because?
by Anonymous | reply 25 | November 17, 2019 9:45 AM
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Did you take Joel to see a doctor to treat his anal warts? (that you gave to him)
by Anonymous | reply 26 | November 17, 2019 11:17 AM
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That's wonderful OP! Make sure you share some of the pictures you take. I'm sure they will be wonderful!
by Anonymous | reply 27 | November 17, 2019 11:23 AM
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I will, R27. I'm documenting as much as possible, including the days leading up to the trip. I might even pull my camera out tonight when Joel comes over to help me pack.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | November 17, 2019 2:10 PM
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20? He's aging out on you, OP.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | November 17, 2019 2:27 PM
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Why is Joel advertising on Grindr? What have you been teaching him OP?
by Anonymous | reply 30 | November 17, 2019 8:31 PM
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OP, you should try to talk Joel's coach into allowing you to be a permanent volunteer assistant to the team. You could also help the coach see the benefits of that arrangement, and maybe he can help other coaches to see them also.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | November 17, 2019 8:45 PM
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Joel should be spread eagle naked on the diving board for the damage he has done to the team for allowing such a perv to around
by Anonymous | reply 32 | November 18, 2019 12:30 AM
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R32, my favorite position!
by Anonymous | reply 33 | November 18, 2019 12:33 AM
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OP, how many men come to the tournament?
by Anonymous | reply 34 | November 18, 2019 2:04 AM
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OP didn't even try to change the original post from whence this trope was stolen.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | November 18, 2019 2:11 AM
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Joel's hardly a trope, R35.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | November 18, 2019 3:44 AM
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R36, ROP , Joel’s NOT real!
by Anonymous | reply 37 | November 18, 2019 3:47 AM
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r37 There's a Joel everywhere!
by Anonymous | reply 38 | November 18, 2019 9:02 AM
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So, what do we think “Joel” looks like, DL? I imagine Jacob Elordi.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 39 | November 18, 2019 9:35 AM
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Also, Mitzi's human never defends himself from detractors like myself. FAKE FAKE FAKE.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | November 18, 2019 9:37 AM
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This is what Joel looks like in my mind.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 41 | November 18, 2019 10:39 AM
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Is Joel the one who was supposed to be friends with Traylor and Auden? Or was that a different made up sexy twink neighbor?
by Anonymous | reply 42 | November 18, 2019 11:03 AM
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Joel is already wearing a toupee (poor dear) and has back pimples
by Anonymous | reply 43 | November 18, 2019 12:08 PM
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[quote] Not only did he turn 20
He' been about to turn 20 for the past 7 years.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | November 18, 2019 1:03 PM
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Oh please. Joel takes his teeth out at night.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | November 18, 2019 4:18 PM
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Incorrect, R44. I've been posting here about Joel since he turned 18, which was two years ago in August.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | November 18, 2019 4:25 PM
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R39 and R41, I posted a picture of Joel on a previous thread. Trust that he's much more handsome than the "Joel" of your imaginations.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | November 18, 2019 4:27 PM
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OP, why did Joel ask you specifically to volunteer?
by Anonymous | reply 48 | November 18, 2019 4:45 PM
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Joel's your neighbor too, you ageist fuck.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | November 18, 2019 4:50 PM
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r49 He has to get the word "son" in the title to give DLers the right mental image.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | November 18, 2019 4:52 PM
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There’s nothing like neighbour boy.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | November 18, 2019 5:40 PM
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Joel's neigbour is a recent Datalounge tradition. Show some respect, you yutzes.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | November 18, 2019 5:45 PM
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I'd be willing to help out and you rely on me to turn a blind eye to any sexual assault allegations
by Anonymous | reply 53 | November 18, 2019 6:13 PM
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[quote]So, what do we think “Joel” looks like, DL?
We’ve seen him. He’s a blond, tattoo-free mixture of Juliette Lewis and Bella Thorne standing on a beach in a black Speedo. He has a bulbous nose, big teeth, and squinty little eyes (although, since his eighteenth birthday, I’m sure he’s been extremely grateful for any obstruction to his vision they may provide).
OP could have chosen a better Joel.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | November 18, 2019 6:27 PM
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How many Joel threads have there been? This is the first time I've seen one.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | November 18, 2019 6:47 PM
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He is blond and tattoo free, and he does love Speedos, but he does not have a bulbous nose, squint eyes or big teeth, R54.
Joel is my next door neighbour's son, I didn't "choose" him, R54.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | November 18, 2019 6:51 PM
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R55, did you just transfer here?
by Anonymous | reply 58 | November 18, 2019 6:53 PM
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OP, athletes like Joel need to learn the art of male grooming if they're to appear in public in a Speedo. Have you given him some lessons in what a man needs to do down there?
by Anonymous | reply 60 | November 18, 2019 7:32 PM
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r58 No, I've been reading DL for about 12 years, but I let alot of threads just go by cuz they don't seem interesting. This is the first Joel thread I bothered to look at, and now I'm addicted! I want more!
by Anonymous | reply 61 | November 18, 2019 8:19 PM
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Here's one, R61. You know how the search function can be. Let me see if I can find any others.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 62 | November 18, 2019 8:26 PM
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I think this will bring up a bunch more.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 63 | November 18, 2019 8:30 PM
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When was the first Joel thread?
by Anonymous | reply 64 | November 18, 2019 8:31 PM
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r63 THANKS!
What is the DL consensus on Joel? From what I've read so far I wouldn't be surprised if everything about Joel was real, but he's only talked to the OP maybe 2 times in his life and everything the OP is posting about their friendship is fantasy.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | November 18, 2019 8:42 PM
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Nah, Joel's neighbor is just a particularly good EST. Much like our sorely missed BILL TAYLOR. If he's real, I'll eat his Speedo.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | November 18, 2019 8:46 PM
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What’s so hard to believe about a love affair between a 17-year-old Canadian athlete and a fey old man with a small dog?
by Anonymous | reply 67 | November 18, 2019 8:46 PM
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OP has a small dog and longs for a17yo? Does he wear caftans too?
by Anonymous | reply 68 | November 18, 2019 8:51 PM
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Here's an older Joel story.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 69 | November 18, 2019 8:53 PM
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OP does not “long for” Joel. They’re lovers.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | November 18, 2019 8:57 PM
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After further research, I believe you, OP.
Of course to me, Joel looks like Robby B. Not the pasty boy with the bulbous nose you're trying to push.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 71 | November 19, 2019 12:47 AM
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[quote]he does not have a bulbous nose, squint eyes or big teeth
Let’s let the judges judge.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 72 | November 19, 2019 12:59 AM
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That is you, Joel. You’re not experiencing dizziness, confusion, and loss of memory again are you?
Please check yourself...you know...[italic]down there[/italic] and get back to us. We’re concerned.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | November 19, 2019 1:13 AM
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You're a cutie, Joel! Love your Speedo.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | November 19, 2019 1:15 AM
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Joel is considering moving to Prague after graduation and making adult films
by Anonymous | reply 76 | November 19, 2019 1:46 AM
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r76 It looks like Joel has been doing that a while now.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | November 19, 2019 1:58 AM
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Judging from R72's photo, one wonders: Is Joel in special ed? Does he have spina bifida?
by Anonymous | reply 78 | November 19, 2019 2:44 AM
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There are places for runaway gays in big cities where Joel can find sanctuary, away from predatory queens like OP. Good luck to Joel I hope he make it.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | November 19, 2019 11:53 AM
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I get the impression Joel is typically straight, attracted to OP alone among men.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | November 19, 2019 2:57 PM
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Joel is stealing money from OP’s purse.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | November 19, 2019 3:22 PM
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Joel wants to be a thespian when he graduates, does anyone have a contact for Ryan Murphy? Joel can pay his dues with flesh! Sorry OP, Times UP!
by Anonymous | reply 82 | November 19, 2019 3:27 PM
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You are all so jealous of OP and want the succulent young Joel yourselves. You eldergays make sick, I tell you.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | November 19, 2019 8:59 PM
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r83 I'm 25 and I don't believe the pic that was shown is actually Joel, since the real Joel (if there is one would be too creeped out to pose for OP if he was asked. The pic looked like a twink porn model.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | November 19, 2019 9:28 PM
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Did the Ebay link give it away, r84?
That’s the photo posted by the Joel Troel at R64 in the thread below.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 85 | November 19, 2019 9:46 PM
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Does Joel take raw loads? Up his ass? Multiple loads?
by Anonymous | reply 87 | November 20, 2019 2:53 AM
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Could never understand why Joel's neighbour decided on that particular picture to be the one of 'Joel'. Kind of a let down.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | November 20, 2019 3:11 AM
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I am a LADY and will not participate in OP's tawdry shenanigans any longer!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 90 | November 20, 2019 2:17 PM
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Joel needs cash to escape his nasty neighbor....please start a gofund for him, somebody
by Anonymous | reply 91 | November 20, 2019 3:03 PM
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Don’t be silly, r91. Joel gets plenty of cash from OP.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | November 20, 2019 4:04 PM
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And even more cash from his tricks.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | November 20, 2019 7:07 PM
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I get a feeling the OP pays Joel to leave his bedroom window wide open at night while he undresses for bed.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | November 20, 2019 7:49 PM
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Joel just after swim practice
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 95 | November 22, 2019 1:47 AM
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Joel needs your help, please donate
by Anonymous | reply 96 | November 23, 2019 3:28 AM
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Joel is at the police station right now. He found the cameras. The cameras that have been there since he was a minor. Op, you’re going to jail.
by Anonymous | reply 97 | November 23, 2019 3:40 PM
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OP, I hope that Vancouver is kinder to you than NYC was.
by Anonymous | reply 98 | November 24, 2019 6:57 AM
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Joel is very sensitive to anyone insinuating that he is selling his body for cash or gifts, so please do not upset him. He reads DL too you know.
by Anonymous | reply 99 | November 24, 2019 11:09 AM
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If he's not selling his body for cash and gifts, what is he selling it for?
by Anonymous | reply 100 | November 24, 2019 11:38 AM
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Op, what is like to not believed or liked? 101 replies is not a thread success.
by Anonymous | reply 101 | November 25, 2019 1:17 AM
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OP does Joel have any friends that he works out with while you supervise?
by Anonymous | reply 102 | November 25, 2019 1:20 AM
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Would it have killed you to have at least posted a picture or link OP? Would it? I mean would that have really been so hard? Would it? Why don’t you try to think more of others next time before you post? What's your problem? I mean really, what's your damn problem?
by Anonymous | reply 103 | November 25, 2019 1:33 AM
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Joel likes to get off with the Osundario brothers when he is in Chicago. He is a sex pig in training.
by Anonymous | reply 104 | November 26, 2019 1:58 AM
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I thought Joel's still a virgin.
by Anonymous | reply 105 | November 26, 2019 2:03 AM
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I miss the Joel troll.
Reading old threads to reminisce. I hope he'll start a new thread telling us how he and Joel are celebrating Biden's win in Canada.
by Anonymous | reply 106 | November 8, 2020 1:46 PM
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