Please rate my body

I'd say 7. Nice body. Fit but not excessively muscled.

I suppose a 6

I like it! I'd say, 8 or 9.

Since the picture is on gay-male-celebs.com, I assume this is an actor. Who is it? I would definitely wash his back in the shower.

This is such a strange picture. Why is he smiling at a naked woman who appears to be falling over (or ready to slap him)? Who is taking the photo?

R4, it’s Pete Buttigieg.

I wouldn't vote for him, but I'd do him. The guy in the photo, that is.

Is it Peter’s peter?

7, little flab for his age. Is he a celebrity?

That's a straight director called Adam Christian Clark, age 39.

He cast himself in his own movie and did a nude scene to show off his big dick.

And had the female costar say she gagged on his dick because it was too big.

Douche.

Is OP's photo of Helen Reddy at the start of her music career?

Looks cute, especially with the glasses.

PEENUS

....5....

Do I hear 5 1/2?

Straight? 8 Gay? 2

Body is fine. Face, not so much.

Nice cock. Too bad it's cut.

Maybe a 5. I'd put my peen up his heinie if he paid me 50 bucks.

what was your AGI last year OP?

He’s straight and he doesn’t belong here unless he’s a whistleblower or he’s cured cancer. Boundaries: we has them.

That image at R11 has ruined the allure. He looked cute from the side in the OP, but full front with glasses is a major disappointment. He does have a sexy voice though, and he's nice and tall. I think a different hairstyle would suit him very nicely.

What the hell is going on with that hair? That's mental institution hair.

I find him rather cute. His hair looks like a wig in a couple of the pics, though. IDSHC.

4. Below average score for a below average body/face/dick.

That dick would be bordering on ten inches hard.

5 for the body, 8 for the dick.

huge cock

Terrible posture.

that dick is semi hard, it's not huge, I don't understand some of you people. Dad bod for days, dad face. Boring middle aged straight man

His hands are huge too. I think he's attractive, kind of has Chevy Chase when he was young and cute vibes about him.

R23 = Brian Grazer

This whole proposition is douchey.

So, Adam/OP, did this thread work out the way you thought?

Trump revived the comb-over.

butterface

It looks like Science found a 45 year old mom (who is in great shape despite an opiate habit) and gave her a great 👍 set of dick and balls.

I feel like I've seen that guy as a panelist on a news roundtable.

I feel like I’ve seen him as a contestant on a game show.

He has that massive head (not the good one) like Michael C. Hall.

"gay-male-celebs"

Who the fuck is he?

OK, it’s like Patricia Heaton woke up with a dick and less bush.