Every Matt Damon Performance, Ranked

If I didn’t limit this to film, his episode of Will & Grace would have easily made the cut.

The Good Shepherd has always been my favorite Matt Damon movie.

Where is the Zoo! option?

Matt has an amazing, fat female ass.

It was none of those OP

It was Courage Under Fire.

His best work was as a female stripper, so he could wave his fat ass around on a pole. Amazing work, Matt!

[quote]Where is the Zoo! option?

Cameron Crowe has made only two good movies: Jerry Maguire (which is still saddled with schmalz) and Vanilla Sky.

Vanilla Sky good?

Compared to the rest of Crowe's output? Yes. By those dreary standards, it is a masterpiece.

[quote] Matt has an amazing, fat female ass

That doesn’t look like Matt at R4. From which film is it?

Closer, R10. He played a female stripper in that movie.

It's amazing how dedicated he was to the stripper role. Somehow Matt managed to develop cellulite on his ass and thighs...which should only be possible in the jiggly-puff bodies of women.

Christian Bale's performance in The Mechanic was amateur hour by comparison!

He's a shit actor, amazing anyone let him have a career. I do truly marvel that anyone can say he's good.

He's quite good in Ripley.

I don't know that I could argue with you about most of his other work.

[quote] It's amazing how dedicated he was to the stripper role. Somehow Matt managed to develop cellulite on his ass and thighs...which should only be possible in the jiggly-puff bodies of women.

[quote] He played a female stripper in that movie.

Why did he, and how was he able to, play a woman? And how did he develop cellulite?

He’s so boring. But at least he isn’t as awful as Affleck.

r16 No one is as awful as Affleck. Well, Jimmy Smits.

Is he a fat?

The Talented Mr. Ripley. But why doesn’t the poll include The Departed?

I think its inaccurate to lump the Bourne movies together. Loved his performance in the first Bourne film. The rest were all pretty one note and the focus was all on the action.

I agree he was great in Courage Under Fire. I really liked his turn in True Grit, as well. Another film that kind of flew under the radar - The Adjustment Bureau. His chemistry with Blunt was off the charts and made the entire film quite charming. They have The Martian listed, which I think is a really enjoyable performance from him, as he's on his own for most of the film and still makes it compelling. I also quite liked him and his abs in The Rainmaker.

Yes, I will be going to see Ford Vs Ferrari this weekend.

Matt was hot in that Liberace movie.

[quote] Matt was hot in that Liberace movie.

Sincerely Yours?

Only liked the Talented Mr. Ripley because of the story not him.

[quote] Why did he, and how was he able to, play a woman? And how did he develop cellulite?

Well, I think we all suspect this: Matt just may be a former SHE. Matt is trans, dear. I'm almost certain of it.

I mean...look at that female, bubble ass...

Another of his amazing thick, female ass!!!

R25, is that really Damon?

Bump.

Damon?

I voted for Ripley but also really enjoyed his performances in The Martian and the Bourne Identity. I liked the Bourne series but wished they would have found somewhere meatier to take the plot.

Matt might be male2female. His ass was also used in Star Wars: Attack of the Clones to make tiny Portman look like she had a fat ass. How else to explain the voluptuous, Damon-like ass cheeks on Portman's small body?

*female2male. Sorry. Damon's sexual spectrum confuses me: hot daddy action star with a fat femme ass.

Eurotrip.

I'm with you, [R21]--I thought he was excellent in the Liberace movie--better than Michael Douglas, in fact.

[R22], you are SUCH a bitch.

[quote] Damon's sexual spectrum confuses me: hot daddy action star with a fat femme ass.

What’s a sexual spectrum?

[quote] Matt might be male2female.

Why?

Where is Bella Fleck?

He's an adequate at best actor. Ripley might have been a brilliant film had a good actor had Damon's role.

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