They both have girlfriends but I get strong vibes from them. They seem to get nervous around me. I road the elevator with one of them and his girlfriend, and she started pawing him IN THE ELEVATOR. I'm sure he's happy with her, her ass is huge, but I guess she felt threatened for some reason and needed to assert her dominance?
So I have a crush on two brothers who live in my apartment building
by Anonymous | reply 25 | November 13, 2019 5:27 PM |
This will end in tears.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | November 13, 2019 4:44 AM |
“They seem to get nervous around me. I road the elevator with one of them ...”
I’m guessing that you are the equivalent of 9 people of the 10 person limit in that elevator.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | November 13, 2019 4:54 AM |
"They both have girlfriends but I get strong vibes from them. "
Congratulations on your continuing pursuit of barely available men. A lifetime of frustration and unhappiness await you and each victory will be more pyrrhic than the last.
Kudos to you for finding the key to misery.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | November 13, 2019 5:02 AM |
Delusions play tricks on the mind
by Anonymous | reply 4 | November 13, 2019 5:12 AM |
OH THIS IS BULLSHIT!!!
by Anonymous | reply 5 | November 13, 2019 5:13 AM |
Maybe you are a little too obvious with your crush, and that's why they act nervous, and the girlfriends act weird
by Anonymous | reply 6 | November 13, 2019 5:16 AM |
I LOVE situations like these! When I sense a guy is nervous around me, I purposely start being nice as can be whenever I see them (but not flirty). Eventually they feel at ease and start loosening up.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | November 13, 2019 5:25 AM |
No wonder they hate us.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | November 13, 2019 5:30 AM |
Marriage is between a man and a woman.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | November 13, 2019 5:32 AM |
[quote]No wonder they hate us.
The stuff we read about in the news proves they hate us no matter how much we try to “behave” anyway, so who cares anymore?
by Anonymous | reply 10 | November 13, 2019 5:40 AM |
They're both sooooo hot.
I wanna talk to one of them. One of them is definitely interested in me. Why, I don't know.
They may be Brazilian. I couldn't figure out what language they were speaking in the elevator.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | November 13, 2019 5:48 AM |
OP, perhaps you could invite them over for cocktails, making sure you have plenty of booze on hand. Tell them that you wish their girl friends could join but you have limited space. I'm sure it goes without saying, but I'll say anyway, leave your caftan in the closet and wear something a bit more butch. Let the fun begin!
Boa sorte!
by Anonymous | reply 12 | November 13, 2019 6:12 AM |
The girlfriend pawing reminds me of when Bruno is at that Swingers party and that girl starts screaming about “why would he want that? He’s straight! Why would he want that, when he got this pussy right here?!”
by Anonymous | reply 13 | November 13, 2019 6:53 AM |
I cannot wait for the next episode of this tragi-comic saga! Will hapless deluded OP get his ass thrown off his very own balcony?
by Anonymous | reply 14 | November 13, 2019 7:11 AM |
Just tell them you wanna suck them off. If the bjs aren't the best they've ever received you will give them $100.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | November 13, 2019 7:15 AM |
You ROAD the elevator??
by Anonymous | reply 16 | November 13, 2019 7:22 AM |
They were probably nervous the lift would break down with your immense weight in it, OP.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | November 13, 2019 7:27 AM |
I'm fit you cunts
by Anonymous | reply 18 | November 13, 2019 7:41 AM |
OP, fit or not, don't shit where you eat. Think what it would be like to ride the elevator with these two and their gfs if you have gotten your signals crossed.
Duh.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | November 13, 2019 7:44 AM |
So, OP, so it could be that they are both so, like, totally gay, but they’re completely repelled by a ditzy queen who opens a sentence with “So”.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | November 13, 2019 7:52 AM |
[quote]They seem to get nervous around me
My uncle had a dog like that. Yes, good old Uncle Armless
by Anonymous | reply 21 | November 13, 2019 9:00 AM |
A few days ago I jacked off to one of them in my head. Now I'm seeing them everywhere. Power of attraction?
by Anonymous | reply 22 | November 13, 2019 4:02 PM |
[quote]They both have girlfriends but I get strong vibes from them. They seem to get nervous around me.
No, they get strong vibes from you. Then see the second sentence.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | November 13, 2019 4:07 PM |
Do you know which apartment they’re in? Slip a note under the door that just says “Yum. Come to Mama.” That ought to make them feel more relaxed.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | November 13, 2019 5:25 PM |
Ask one of them if your caftan makes you look fat.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | November 13, 2019 5:27 PM |