If First Ladies had their own museums....

Hillary's emails of course!

Melania's inauguration day thong.

An arrangement of yellow roses wilted by a vase filled with vodka.

Betty

Nancy Reagan: kneepads

Jackie - that goddamned Pill Box hat that nobody can find.

A handwritten note from Abe that says: ‘There will never be another Mary! like you.’

Barbara Bush: a miscarried fetus in one jar and her "beautiful mind" in another.

Also Bar's pearl necklace.

Rosalynn Carter's photo with friend John Wayne Gacy.

Melania's "I don't really care. Do u?" jacket.

The Michelle Obama purple room.

Recreations of all of Jackie Kennedys sunglasses, sold as souvenirs in the first lady gift shop store in the museum.

Eleanor Roosevelt's lesbian pron.

Pat Nixon:

the Republican red cloth coat

taxidermied panda corpses

taxidermied Checkers corpse

emptied tumblers of G&Ts

The hairbrush Nancy Reagan beat her kids with and this anti-drug 1980s music video that features her and a young drug-aware Whitney Houston!

I feel my Fairst Letty mooseum with pure class and elegant beauty!

I'm surprised there's not an official first ladies museum in Washington DC. A huge museum and monument to America's first ladies. Something that can evolve over time to accommodate each decade and century.

But large enough, to always display every first lady America has ever had at once. Like 100K square feet of space.

Or something like that. The gays would definitely love it.

They do have a museum... in OH!

A mini bar and numerous empty prescription bottles for Betty Ford.

Who was James Buchanan's first lady?

Would it have killed you to have at least posted a picture or link OP? Would it? I mean would that have really been so hard? Would it? Why don’t you try to think more of others next time before you post? What's your problem? I mean really, what's your damn problem?

Laura Bush: "death car" of the ex-boyfriend she killed in h.s.

Nancy Reagan: all her hairbrushes that she used to beat Patti

Bess Truman: her sexiest negligées, teddies, and merry widows

Melania: a lovely Tiffany box (contents not revealed)

Michelle Obama reveled what Melania gifted her in the blue tiffany box.

I think she said it was a picture frame.

Mary Todd Lincoln - a straitjacket and a bloody program for "Our American Cousin."

Why is Laura Bush so obscure? She's one of our most recent first ladies, and yet there's something very obscure about her. I know she's active and she out there doing former first lady things, but she seems to very quiet and kinda keeps a low profile.

Which is why is was kinda shocked when she came out against Trump last summer with an op-ed in the Washington post, about how the Trump administration was treating children at the Mexican border.

That was a very un-laura Bush thing to do. I guess that was the true liberal side of her coming out. Remember, she's really a Democrat. She said it herself, she's a Republican by marriage and a Democrat by choice/nature.

The Diary of Melania Trump opened to a page reading, "Dear Diary. Jackie O was O so lucky."

[quote]Michelle Obama reveled what Melania gifted her in the blue tiffany box. I think she said it was a picture frame.

Yes, I expressed that almost as badly as Vairst Letty herself, didn't I? I meant that, for the museum display, the air of mystery would be restored.

Helen Taft's dildo, a replica of Teddy Roosevelt's penis, carved from the finest cherry oak and operated by hand crank.

Melania’s Wonky Tits, that you can buy on a moulded t-shirt in the gift shop 👙

R21, here's your photo -- several, actually, most notably the food pantry image, which is relevant for the potato ball reference. My apologies for bringing on your stroke with my selfish carelessness. One must live a charmed life indeed when such a minor issue triggers one's anger. Mary!

Melania would be provocatively posed in a storefront window like a hooker in Amsterdam..

Museum of Big Feet

R20 Harriet Lane (his niece) acted as the official First Lady for Buchanan while he was in office William R. King was his "special friend" and roommate for 13 years, but he died before Buchanan became president.

The Nancy Reagan Branch Museum ....a showcase of all the sticks that were removed from her uptight ass

Melania's speech

Michelle's tuck tape

Laura's blood-stained headlight

Hillary's foot ice-bath

Barb's sidekicks, Flotsam and Jetsam

Nancy's dental dam

Nancy's dinnertime lap trays with a replica of her dinner (two Quaalades) and Ronnie's (oatmeal with raisins spelling out 'Monday') beside it.

Nancy's daily horoscope.

Jackie's French menu.

Rosalyn's Cabinet meetings chair.

Hillary's various small objects that were thrown at Bill.

Lady Birds shrubs or bushes.

Pat Nixon's cloth coat.

Barbara Bush's pair of shoes that don't match.

Mamie Eisenhower's 10-inch black dildo.

The Cerritos Library in SoCal basically has this going on already.

Baseballs and scorecards!

Nancy's place deserves a casket to dance around and the red booth from Chasen's where she'd blow Ronald under the table cloth.

My stuffed body

Dolley Madison's Cupcakes and hostess pies

Jackie's packs of Marlboros

Martha's wooden dildoes used while George was At Valley Forge . Playing with the boys in the Continental army.

Mamies recipe for Fairy toast and her pink toilet.

Nancy's tweezers , lighter and JUST SAY NO BUTTON , used right after sitting on MR.Ts lap.

Bar's NANCY REAGAN voodoo doll .

Nancy Reagan -- The Trivial Pursuit card containing the question that was purposely left out of the American version of Trivial Pursuit because the creators thought it would be too offensive: "Just how pregnant was Nancy Davis when she married Ronald Reagan?" (answer: 2 months)

I'll find out soon enough, you bitches!

Lemonade Lucy’s secret stash of gin bottles.

And in the basement, the Nan Britton Hall of Presidential Mistresses!

Our current special exhibit is Judith Exner memorabilia, featuring an original can of Aquanet reportedly used at the White House, and a diamond pave pendant reportedly given to her by Sam Giancana.

Betty Ford's ubiquitous flask of vodka in her purse

Strains of hair left over in the white house by former first ladies going back decades, if not centuries.

Bar Bush's stinging criticisms and withering disapproval.