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Name Pon's tell-all book about slaving away for Chrissy Metz

What would our favorite Fillipina tampon slave name her juicy tell-all book about serving DL favorite Chrissy Metz? Oh, how I adore Pon.

I like "Just a Crinkled Bag of Cheez-It Crumbs in the Snack Purse of Life: Dispatches From the Skin Folds," but it's far too long. Maybe "Hog Wild: My Story of Muumuus, Moon Pies and Meal Tickets."

by Anonymousreply 1November 13, 2019 12:12 AM

"Point of Insertion: My Life Down Below"

by Anonymousreply 1November 13, 2019 12:12 AM
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