What would our favorite Fillipina tampon slave name her juicy tell-all book about serving DL favorite Chrissy Metz? Oh, how I adore Pon.
I like "Just a Crinkled Bag of Cheez-It Crumbs in the Snack Purse of Life: Dispatches From the Skin Folds," but it's far too long. Maybe "Hog Wild: My Story of Muumuus, Moon Pies and Meal Tickets."