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Monday Morning Moos, November Part 2

Continue your mooing. It’s good for you.

Prior thread at the link.

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by Anonymousreply 57November 27, 2019 3:46 PM

Mortimer, I’m right here!

by Anonymousreply 1November 12, 2019 8:42 PM

Dear Sir, Dear Madam, Good Morgan! Moo, I say! If you have a moo in your heart, let it out this fine morning!

by Anonymousreply 2November 18, 2019 3:59 PM

blobfish has entered the barn.

by Anonymousreply 3November 18, 2019 5:13 PM

Bertrand stuck the blobfish and he skimmed away, but holy cow, what a fright!

by Anonymousreply 4November 19, 2019 2:04 AM

I meant “slimed” away.

by Anonymousreply 5November 19, 2019 2:56 AM

Say no to cow shaming.

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by Anonymousreply 6November 19, 2019 4:07 PM

I’m mooing early. Penelope, moo, is that alright? There’s a cramp in my mooer and, mooo, I need to let it out.

by Anonymousreply 7November 24, 2019 3:52 AM

Do sheep have approved names?

by Anonymousreply 8November 24, 2019 3:54 AM

Cows have approved names, r8, all other species are unrecorded, which I think is sad.

by Anonymousreply 9November 24, 2019 3:58 AM

Well fine, you all woke me up, fine. BaGAWK!

What’s all this about a sheep here now? I specifically asked for a peacock. I wrote it right there on the WishList form.

by Anonymousreply 10November 24, 2019 4:03 AM

Better not tell Phyllis about the egrets.

by Anonymousreply 11November 24, 2019 4:05 AM

Egrets are the most wicked.

by Anonymousreply 12November 24, 2019 4:08 AM

Müh.

by Anonymousreply 13November 24, 2019 4:18 AM

R7, “no problem”. Moo.

Gertie is gassy everyday!

by Anonymousreply 14November 24, 2019 6:13 PM

Moo!

by Anonymousreply 15November 25, 2019 4:32 PM

You're all getting sued by Devin Nunes.

by Anonymousreply 16November 25, 2019 4:33 PM

This video starts pretty good. It really grabs you, right from the beginning. Then a human gets on and it’s blah-blah-blah, followed by a segment about the hens sharing accommodations with the pigs in an adorable pied-à-terre. No sign of Gracie.

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by Anonymousreply 17November 25, 2019 6:58 PM

Who watched Marylou’s video til the end? I did, and the Hot Swede wants us to name the smaller pig. I don’t think you beasts really watched this all the way through.

by Anonymousreply 18November 25, 2019 11:53 PM

J’adore Hot Swede videos. Besides, I was raised in Newport, not a barn. I’m learning how the other half lives.

And really, hens hotelling with pigs? Really? Shiver. I can’t condone that, I don’t think.

by Anonymousreply 19November 25, 2019 11:59 PM

🎶 Egrets, I have a few,

But then again, too few to mention...🎶

by Anonymousreply 20November 26, 2019 12:02 AM

Je no egrets rien, je no egrets.

by Anonymousreply 21November 26, 2019 12:24 AM

Is it a boy pig, or a girl pig?

Did he say that it’s pig friend was Mango?

Any suggestions for a name?

by Anonymousreply 22November 26, 2019 12:34 AM

I’m going with Edith Pig’laf. Brava, Brava.

by Anonymousreply 23November 26, 2019 1:16 AM

[quote] Edith Pilaf, with Roy. Moo.

No Edith Pigaf?

by Anonymousreply 24November 26, 2019 1:19 AM

Ooo, well done r24.

by Anonymousreply 25November 26, 2019 1:24 AM

I like the apostrophe in r23, yet I also love the simplicity of r24.

by Anonymousreply 26November 26, 2019 1:26 AM

Pigaf has a certain je ne say what, I like it.

by Anonymousreply 27November 26, 2019 1:32 AM

Here is a great egret.

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by Anonymousreply 28November 26, 2019 1:36 AM

R28, do you have an opinion regarding either the Boxing Day Capybara or the Thanksgiving Otter?

by Anonymousreply 29November 26, 2019 1:39 AM

We’re with Edith Pigaf. It’s simple, it’s French, it’s perfect, and no slanty apostrophes going this way and that, back and forth, making everyone seasick.

Pigaf. Yes.

by Anonymousreply 30November 26, 2019 1:40 AM

I came here expecting Meghan McCain content.

by Anonymousreply 31November 26, 2019 1:41 AM

J’adore the thanksgiving otter. And the Capybara. Oh, do I have to choose?

by Anonymousreply 32November 26, 2019 1:42 AM

[quote] We’re with Edith Pigaf. It’s simple, it’s French

"We're with" is not French.

by Anonymousreply 33November 26, 2019 1:44 AM

Do you think that dumb Swede knows who Edith Pigaf was?

by Anonymousreply 34November 26, 2019 1:44 AM

r33, History agrees with you. France is with no one. Good soup, though.

by Anonymousreply 35November 26, 2019 1:48 AM

R35, Yes I do like the cheese.

by Anonymousreply 36November 26, 2019 1:58 AM

[quote] Yes I do like the cheese.

What are your thoughts on beef Bolognese?

by Anonymousreply 37November 26, 2019 2:00 AM

I like rice pilaf. No opinion on beef Bolognese, but I’m a vegetarian.

by Anonymousreply 38November 26, 2019 2:01 AM

I’m impartial, troll at r37, though The Impossible Burger tastes just like my first boyfriend and is delicious.

by Anonymousreply 39November 26, 2019 2:02 AM

I’m r39’s first boyfriend and I’m. Still. Alive.

by Anonymousreply 40November 26, 2019 2:04 AM

Should I come in now? I can’t tell, this thread has legs. Over.

by Anonymousreply 41November 26, 2019 2:20 AM

You’re GO to sign out, Jane, repeat:

You’re GO to sign out.

by Anonymousreply 42November 26, 2019 2:23 AM

And so ends another episode of Monday Morning Moos.

by Anonymousreply 43November 26, 2019 2:24 AM

No, no wait....oh.

by Anonymousreply 44November 26, 2019 2:25 AM

Psst, r44, you’re good to go with next weeks preview, in 3...2...1...

by Anonymousreply 45November 26, 2019 2:28 AM

Recrimination and reprisals after Thanksgiving dinner on the farm!

by Anonymousreply 46November 26, 2019 2:31 AM

Hooray! Are reservations accepted? I have Carl hidden in a bunker as usual, for a TRUE and HAPPY Thanksgiving.

by Anonymousreply 47November 26, 2019 2:36 AM

[quote] Recrimination and reprisals after Thanksgiving dinner on the farm!

Is that code for non-Turkey meat?

by Anonymousreply 48November 26, 2019 2:39 AM

I give thanks to Gertie and Penelope for your diligence in maintaining perhaps The Most Important Farm Thread on the internets. Really. Be proud.

by Anonymousreply 49November 26, 2019 2:42 AM

Thanks, MMMs. For real, for the laughs. Thank you!

by Anonymousreply 50November 26, 2019 4:37 AM

Have you moo cows heard about this tasty incident?

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by Anonymousreply 51November 26, 2019 7:22 PM

R51, mistakes were made.

by Anonymousreply 52November 27, 2019 12:29 AM

Please continue, here...

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by Anonymousreply 53November 27, 2019 2:08 AM

[quote] Please continue, here...

Why?

by Anonymousreply 54November 27, 2019 2:14 AM

Lovestruck pig pursues TV reporter live on air

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by Anonymousreply 55November 27, 2019 3:34 PM

Russian dairy farmers gave cows VR goggles with hopes they would be happier and make better milk

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by Anonymousreply 56November 27, 2019 3:36 PM

R54, I’m a paying member of MMM, but I’m told that Muriel, which is NOT an approved name btw, puts up a paywall on these threads after 50 responses and some of our member get locked in the barn and can’t respond.

by Anonymousreply 57November 27, 2019 3:46 PM
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