Continue your mooing. It’s good for you.
Prior thread at the link.
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Continue your mooing. It’s good for you.
Prior thread at the link.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | November 27, 2019 3:46 PM |
Mortimer, I’m right here!
by Anonymous | reply 1 | November 12, 2019 8:42 PM |
Dear Sir, Dear Madam, Good Morgan! Moo, I say! If you have a moo in your heart, let it out this fine morning!
by Anonymous | reply 2 | November 18, 2019 3:59 PM |
blobfish has entered the barn.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | November 18, 2019 5:13 PM |
Bertrand stuck the blobfish and he skimmed away, but holy cow, what a fright!
by Anonymous | reply 4 | November 19, 2019 2:04 AM |
I meant “slimed” away.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | November 19, 2019 2:56 AM |
I’m mooing early. Penelope, moo, is that alright? There’s a cramp in my mooer and, mooo, I need to let it out.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | November 24, 2019 3:52 AM |
Do sheep have approved names?
by Anonymous | reply 8 | November 24, 2019 3:54 AM |
Cows have approved names, r8, all other species are unrecorded, which I think is sad.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | November 24, 2019 3:58 AM |
Well fine, you all woke me up, fine. BaGAWK!
What’s all this about a sheep here now? I specifically asked for a peacock. I wrote it right there on the WishList form.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | November 24, 2019 4:03 AM |
Better not tell Phyllis about the egrets.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | November 24, 2019 4:05 AM |
Egrets are the most wicked.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | November 24, 2019 4:08 AM |
Müh.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | November 24, 2019 4:18 AM |
R7, “no problem”. Moo.
Gertie is gassy everyday!
by Anonymous | reply 14 | November 24, 2019 6:13 PM |
Moo!
by Anonymous | reply 15 | November 25, 2019 4:32 PM |
You're all getting sued by Devin Nunes.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | November 25, 2019 4:33 PM |
This video starts pretty good. It really grabs you, right from the beginning. Then a human gets on and it’s blah-blah-blah, followed by a segment about the hens sharing accommodations with the pigs in an adorable pied-à-terre. No sign of Gracie.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | November 25, 2019 6:58 PM |
Who watched Marylou’s video til the end? I did, and the Hot Swede wants us to name the smaller pig. I don’t think you beasts really watched this all the way through.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | November 25, 2019 11:53 PM |
J’adore Hot Swede videos. Besides, I was raised in Newport, not a barn. I’m learning how the other half lives.
And really, hens hotelling with pigs? Really? Shiver. I can’t condone that, I don’t think.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | November 25, 2019 11:59 PM |
🎶 Egrets, I have a few,
But then again, too few to mention...🎶
by Anonymous | reply 20 | November 26, 2019 12:02 AM |
Je no egrets rien, je no egrets.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | November 26, 2019 12:24 AM |
Is it a boy pig, or a girl pig?
Did he say that it’s pig friend was Mango?
Any suggestions for a name?
by Anonymous | reply 22 | November 26, 2019 12:34 AM |
I’m going with Edith Pig’laf. Brava, Brava.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | November 26, 2019 1:16 AM |
[quote] Edith Pilaf, with Roy. Moo.
No Edith Pigaf?
by Anonymous | reply 24 | November 26, 2019 1:19 AM |
Ooo, well done r24.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | November 26, 2019 1:24 AM |
I like the apostrophe in r23, yet I also love the simplicity of r24.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | November 26, 2019 1:26 AM |
Pigaf has a certain je ne say what, I like it.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | November 26, 2019 1:32 AM |
R28, do you have an opinion regarding either the Boxing Day Capybara or the Thanksgiving Otter?
by Anonymous | reply 29 | November 26, 2019 1:39 AM |
We’re with Edith Pigaf. It’s simple, it’s French, it’s perfect, and no slanty apostrophes going this way and that, back and forth, making everyone seasick.
Pigaf. Yes.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | November 26, 2019 1:40 AM |
I came here expecting Meghan McCain content.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | November 26, 2019 1:41 AM |
J’adore the thanksgiving otter. And the Capybara. Oh, do I have to choose?
by Anonymous | reply 32 | November 26, 2019 1:42 AM |
[quote] We’re with Edith Pigaf. It’s simple, it’s French
"We're with" is not French.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | November 26, 2019 1:44 AM |
Do you think that dumb Swede knows who Edith Pigaf was?
by Anonymous | reply 34 | November 26, 2019 1:44 AM |
r33, History agrees with you. France is with no one. Good soup, though.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | November 26, 2019 1:48 AM |
R35, Yes I do like the cheese.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | November 26, 2019 1:58 AM |
[quote] Yes I do like the cheese.
What are your thoughts on beef Bolognese?
by Anonymous | reply 37 | November 26, 2019 2:00 AM |
I like rice pilaf. No opinion on beef Bolognese, but I’m a vegetarian.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | November 26, 2019 2:01 AM |
I’m impartial, troll at r37, though The Impossible Burger tastes just like my first boyfriend and is delicious.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | November 26, 2019 2:02 AM |
I’m r39’s first boyfriend and I’m. Still. Alive.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | November 26, 2019 2:04 AM |
Should I come in now? I can’t tell, this thread has legs. Over.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | November 26, 2019 2:20 AM |
You’re GO to sign out, Jane, repeat:
You’re GO to sign out.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | November 26, 2019 2:23 AM |
And so ends another episode of Monday Morning Moos.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | November 26, 2019 2:24 AM |
No, no wait....oh.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | November 26, 2019 2:25 AM |
Psst, r44, you’re good to go with next weeks preview, in 3...2...1...
by Anonymous | reply 45 | November 26, 2019 2:28 AM |
Recrimination and reprisals after Thanksgiving dinner on the farm!
by Anonymous | reply 46 | November 26, 2019 2:31 AM |
Hooray! Are reservations accepted? I have Carl hidden in a bunker as usual, for a TRUE and HAPPY Thanksgiving.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | November 26, 2019 2:36 AM |
[quote] Recrimination and reprisals after Thanksgiving dinner on the farm!
Is that code for non-Turkey meat?
by Anonymous | reply 48 | November 26, 2019 2:39 AM |
I give thanks to Gertie and Penelope for your diligence in maintaining perhaps The Most Important Farm Thread on the internets. Really. Be proud.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | November 26, 2019 2:42 AM |
Thanks, MMMs. For real, for the laughs. Thank you!
by Anonymous | reply 50 | November 26, 2019 4:37 AM |
Have you moo cows heard about this tasty incident?
by Anonymous | reply 51 | November 26, 2019 7:22 PM |
R51, mistakes were made.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | November 27, 2019 12:29 AM |
[quote] Please continue, here...
Why?
by Anonymous | reply 54 | November 27, 2019 2:14 AM |
Lovestruck pig pursues TV reporter live on air
by Anonymous | reply 55 | November 27, 2019 3:34 PM |
Russian dairy farmers gave cows VR goggles with hopes they would be happier and make better milk
by Anonymous | reply 56 | November 27, 2019 3:36 PM |
R54, I’m a paying member of MMM, but I’m told that Muriel, which is NOT an approved name btw, puts up a paywall on these threads after 50 responses and some of our member get locked in the barn and can’t respond.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | November 27, 2019 3:46 PM |
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