DL Has A Murder Mystery - In Walks Keith Morrison...

I guess “Soft Butch Sous Chef” is out of the question.

R1 lmao, nope that’s an amazing title.

If the murderer used a knife: “Minced Prisspot”

"Cilantro in the Nutloaf" — a DL Michfest murder mystery.

" ... and not only that ... but Morningflower found that her CPAP machine had mysteriously failed overnight ... "

A touch too much, a tale about lust and seduction. Did he or didn’t he? is he or isn’t he dead? Tune in to see tonight!

JOEL... THE MYSTERIOUSLY MISSING NEIGHBOR

"...but when they looked at his credit card statement, they found he'd bought TWO opera tickets. Oh, those PESKY opera tickets..."

The Mystery of the Missing Dildo

The Mystery of The Deflated Butt Implants. The deflated air killed a DL’er.

The Grease Fire Homocides

Choked by Dick and Pearls

"Flames and Freaks"

Yes, even her closest friends knew Muriel was terrible, but an arsonist AND a serial killer??

Cream Puff Killer

The Finger Lickin’ Lesbian Butch-er

“In Walks Keith Morrison...”

To Snatch a Predator

HUNG - a tale of either Erotic asphyxiation or suicide by the time HUNG airs you will be a believer.

"His wife never suspected he had a SECRET LIFE. And he did. Oh, DID HE EVER. He was NO STRANGER to putting his manhood through a glory hole. Tonight, however, would be DIFFERENT ... "

Murder One—Full of Holes

R17 omg I can see and even hear those words coming out of Keith’s mouth. Dayum Gurl, you are hot.

The Funk Murders:

Cheryl’s Unstoppable New Techniques (CUNT)

Shit Bra Of Doom. The Sad Case Of Poo Shoes. Who Slew My Friend Julie.

shit-stain/ bloodstain/cum-stain ?

Tongued 👅 by Satan. A Prince Charming turned demon kills at the clutches of ecstasy. Was he really demon possessed?

Oops! Wrong thread.

My Uncle The Shower Troll

His Lips Didn’t Lie After Midnight, but his Hips thrusted while stabbing his lovers brothers uncles friend.

Excellent R17.

Bloodshed in the Basement.

His mother claims she only slid food trays to him under the locked door, rarely seeing her 50 year old son. But his deadly fall down the stairs is suspect. With his own blood he wrote ‘Mom Trigger...’

Who Killed Momma?

The prisoner release advocate’s half way house was the scene of a brutal attack. Scrawled over the master bed was: “Her Drippy Mussy Got Her Killed”. Authorities are assuming that ‘Mussy’ is a pet pussycat.

R29 I needed that laugh. Your writing is very descriptive, too. Keith needs to hire you the write the episode.

R30 I’m OP, sorry forgot to state.

The Night The Disco Lights Went Out In Glendale

That’s kind of you to say R30. Thank you.

The Pearl Clutcher at the Bottom of the Stairs or He Duplicated a Thread at Midnight

Blow The Man Down when a simple blowjob turns deadly. Murder? Suicide?

Hehe R11. Homo-cide.

R36 good one.

“Still in her dance tights after a long day of rehearsals, her limp body lay on the living room floor, legs splayed wide. A pool of blood beneath her. Scarves hung over the tasteful Tiffany lamps. With the windows opened wide, the cold wind rushed through. One kick. One solid, fluid kick. To the cuntbone”.

^ oops. Title for episode above is “Edge of Seventeen”

R36 wins in my opinion - original and short!

The cubical chronicles: what REALLY happened to Ginny in billing.

Good thread.

Hollywood Tale: My ‘beard’ killed my husband after she found out I was gay.

Lustful heat, radiant eyes, Perfect body this man has it all. Then why was he murdered?

“He Had a Hot Ass, But He Couldn’t Live Forever: the Grease Fire Murder”

"Muriel's Red Wedding"

All eyes were on Muriel as she walked down the aisle in her white gown: but what was that red spatter on her veil? And where, oh where, was her handsome groom?

He was a successful Chippendale dancer, then he met Chip. The love triangle of the century that’s filled with lust, love, sex and violence.

“Copacabana”: His name was Lalo (short for Eduardo), he was a stripper, his hot body he would bare in just some g-string underwear...