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You have the chance to go back in time and CHOOSE!!!

God comes to you and says you can CHOOSE YOUR MOTHER from this list. Who would the lucky bitch be?

by Anonymousreply 29November 12, 2019 9:43 PM

Whom

by Anonymousreply 1November 12, 2019 7:28 PM

Whom has the most money?

by Anonymousreply 2November 12, 2019 7:33 PM

I don't want any of them as my mother.

by Anonymousreply 3November 12, 2019 7:34 PM

I think Lynda Carter would be the most down to earth

by Anonymousreply 4November 12, 2019 7:41 PM

I’d have to choose Cher. I feel like she would give me all the money I wanted and stay the fuck out of my business.

by Anonymousreply 5November 12, 2019 7:42 PM

I choose Rosemary Clooney.....I love a Broadway Babe 💕

by Anonymousreply 6November 12, 2019 7:52 PM

Lynda Carter is the baddest bitch of the list -- and enough money to be a generous mother. Most of the others would come with way too much baggage.

by Anonymousreply 7November 12, 2019 8:06 PM

I would stick with my own mother but if I had to pick someone else it would probably be Martha Stewart. The meals and the decor would be fabulous, oh and the arts and crafts.

by Anonymousreply 8November 12, 2019 8:11 PM

Who is Susan Luch, did you mean Susan Lucci?

by Anonymousreply 9November 12, 2019 8:13 PM

[quote]I would stick with my own mother but if I had to pick someone else it would probably be Martha Stewart. The meals and the decor would be fabulous, oh and the arts and crafts.

Learn how to play along or skip threads that don't interest you.

by Anonymousreply 10November 12, 2019 8:13 PM

R10 you aren't my mother and I wouldn't chose you to be and you can't make me.

by Anonymousreply 11November 12, 2019 8:15 PM

Rosemary Clooney. But only if I could forego any and all association with George.

by Anonymousreply 12November 12, 2019 8:18 PM

The most laid back mother would be Cher....hell she let her daughter become a man.

by Anonymousreply 13November 12, 2019 8:19 PM

Whoever was a) richest and b) died youngest.

by Anonymousreply 14November 12, 2019 8:20 PM

It would have to be Bette. Otto Titslinger invented the brassiere!!! I feel like she was born to be a gay boy’s mother and never had her chance.

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by Anonymousreply 15November 12, 2019 8:22 PM

I'm assuming Susan Luch is Lucci, so I'd go with her. Her husband is a Chef so good food and she has tons of money, her kids seem to be close to her and she didn't have the kind of huge crazy career that would have made her an absent mom.

by Anonymousreply 16November 12, 2019 8:22 PM

Yes.....Susan Luch should have been Susan Lucci.

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by Anonymousreply 17November 12, 2019 8:24 PM

Diana Ross, dumb-ass!

by Anonymousreply 18November 12, 2019 8:24 PM

No blacks in this scenario R18

by Anonymousreply 19November 12, 2019 8:25 PM

Joyce Bulifant!

by Anonymousreply 20November 12, 2019 8:30 PM

Vivian Vance! She never had any children so I could be her fabulous son!!

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by Anonymousreply 21November 12, 2019 8:34 PM

There is no God and if there is, it has much more important shit to do than change my mother.

by Anonymousreply 22November 12, 2019 8:38 PM

Barbara give me all that damn money. Never work a day in my life thanks to Mamma.

by Anonymousreply 23November 12, 2019 8:45 PM

Lynda Carter is in the lead!!!!!

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by Anonymousreply 24November 12, 2019 8:46 PM

Hyacinth!!

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by Anonymousreply 25November 12, 2019 8:49 PM

My mother and Hyacinth= same thing.

by Anonymousreply 26November 12, 2019 8:52 PM

Joan, of course. But I would poison her slowly and make sure I was in the will.

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by Anonymousreply 27November 12, 2019 9:29 PM

R16, I agree for the exact reasons. I've never heard anything negative about Susan with regards to her family relationships. Plus, they had a fabulous Long Island beach home. Score!

by Anonymousreply 28November 12, 2019 9:33 PM

I always wanted Kathleen Turner as a mother. I loved her alcoholic character with the gravely voice in “The Path.” (Hulu Series)

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by Anonymousreply 29November 12, 2019 9:43 PM
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