I hit my husband this morning

Is your husband also unsupportive of your writing ambitions?

Yes, for the most part. He's supposed to go with me to AUTHOR ADVANTAGE LIVE 2020 and I've already put our names on the list. I am not sure I can count on him not to embarass me in front of Chandler and my publishing success strategist. I'm afraid I might have to hit him again.

Hit that bitch again.

The top is supposed to beat the bottom, not the other way around. You two need counselling.

You are a perfect match, two deranged weirdos.

r5, I would remind you that I am NOT the one who did THAT to Panther.

0.002 out of 10 :(

I know it’s wrong, but I can’t stop laughing!

Why did you hit him?? Panther’s pink!

Initiate a slap fest and please record it and post it here.

be careful who you hit, OP... they may hit back.

I can't stop bursting out in laughter at "Our poodle Panther". Other people on the tube are staring

come at me like a panther ‘cause you know yes is my answer!

After I hit him, my husband locked himself in his room. He's only come out once (to make a pop tart) and went back in. The tension is as thick as a knife. I know I should apologize, but he's really embarassed me this time. We had agreed that Panther would get a dignified "salt and pepper" rinse, not pink.

Poor little Manic Panic poodle! Of course a pink poodle would be called panther! 10/10 for that priceless pic alone.

hubs should’ve dyed panther’s ears and tail blue like my neighbors’ poodle. it slaps, as the kids would say.

J'adore the Panther!

Truth be told, they are both assholes.

You got nothing on me, OP. I MURDERED my partner when he came back from the groomer with Poopsie Doo, pictured below.

Sadly, I didn't strangle him hard enough and he came back from the dead. We had Poopsie Doo redone and the bruises on 's neck have faded.

Well, I was irate when my partner Derek brought Fantasia home looking like this. But our pup is happy, that's all that counts.

EST 0/10

Parody Troll. 10/10

The best!

There’s already been a thread on this OP. Would it have killed you to have done a search first before you posted this? I mean really? What’s wrong with having a little consideration for others and doing a search first? Would it really have been that hard? Would it?

OP, just shoot him and then place the gun at your temple and pull the trigger. Repeatedly.

Panther has eaten almost nothing since he came back from the groomer. I made him his favorite rice with beef tips for a Sunday evening treat and he just sniffed at it. All of this has brought on a terrible writer's blockage.

R26. Please see r25

There’s already been a thread on this OP. Would it have killed you to have done a search first before you posted this? I mean really? What’s wrong with having a little consideration for others and doing a search first? Would it really have been that hard? Would it?

OMG! Panther is transitioning!

R1 Perfection

Elizabeth Warren calls her husband Panther

A panther is a cat, you dumb ass.

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Hawt

You idiot, you should have hit Panther for choosing to dye his fur pink.

OP for God's sake take some creative writing classes if you insist on creating these stupid fantasy threads.