Armie Hammer has been hired to act on stage again

plum role, leading playright, yay armie! congrats !

OP what is wrong with him acting in a play?

He'd be a fool to pass up on a Letts play.

What do you mean OP?

He got good notices on Broadway in Straight White Men so OP's note is nonsense.

Is he doing damage control for that shitty straight-to-Hulu horror flick?

Why would someone need to do damage control for a movie no one talks about? He is rich. He is fine. He’s just working.

It previews in February and opens in March for a 4-month run. Guessing with the little girl in school it’s not so easy to pack the whole family up and move to Manhattan this time...

They appear to be separated now.

Seriously when the hell was the last time they were seen together? I usually scoff at DL's obsession with his wife but even she doesn't seem to be able to put pink frosting on this particular cupcake.

I saw Armie in Straight White Men and he didn't embarrass himself at all. The show wasn't great, it was all too on the nose, but he was fine. Curious to see him tackle better material.

For people always bitching about him you sure always see anything he is in.

Straight White Men was not good. He can’t act.

R10 If you believe her sm, he sent her surprise flowers today since he couldn’t make it for an award she’s getting in Texas. Probably cupcake of the year or something.

That’s one non acting son of bitch. He must be presenting some potent hole.

Let me guess, he’s going to use that awful delivery he uses for every part. LMAO

Wasn't Tracy Letts engaged to Sarah Paulson?

I want his hairy cock

[quote]OP what is wrong with him acting in a play?

Nothing. I look forward to the day he actually does it.

R15 Yes. He’s now married to Carrie Coon, who is about 20 years younger than he.

Both Letts and Coon (with Harbour) were spectacular in VWolf. I have seen the play. It is boring AF, nothing happens. And then, in the last 10mn. there is the biggest WTF ever.

I love Carrie Coon! Letts has good taste in women.

For those who have seen him onstage, does he flame as much as he does onscreen? Serious question.

David Harbour was not in the VW production with Letts and Coon - Madison Durks played Nick.

Harbour played Nick in an earlier revival with Kathleen Turner, Bill Irwin, and Mireille Enos (Harbour and Enos were a couple at the time).

Coon was an excellent Honey, but Enos was even better.

For anyone who has heard the brilliant recording of the original cast, you will notice striking resemblance between Arthur Hill's performance as the original George and Letts' performance.

Speaking of Virginia Woolf, Hammer would have been a perfect Nick when he was younger.

Armie needs to show his big willy

R23 He’s only 33. How old is Nick supposed to be?

Nick should be in the 25-28 age range.

Armie does look 40, so I see your point.

He needs to trim his beard so it's contained...not just growing everywhere. Still rim him deep though!

I hope he gets rid of that horrid stache he has for DOTN.

I hope he shows his cock soon

[quote]I have seen the play. It is boring AF, nothing happens. And then, in the last 10mn. there is the biggest WTF ever.

Is that seriously your description of WHO'S AFRAID OF VIRGINIA WOOLF? If so, you must be a hot box of crazy.

[quote] I have seen the play. It is boring AF, nothing happens. And then, in the last 10mn. there is the biggest WTF ever.

Ladies and gentlemen: we have the proof here - Dubya did leave some children behind!

R32, r33 I assumed r19 was referring to the new Letts’ play, The Minutes.

R34, thanks, I guess you're right. Could have been clearer.

He’s a pretty boy, that’s it. There’s nothing more there. He should only get pretty boy roles that require nudity. When he’s opening his mouth for anything other than receiving cock, he sucks (no pun intended).

I loved his raggedy beard in BIRTH OF A NATION.

You are absolutely right [R22] They were both fantastic productions that just improved with multiple viewings. Harbour was incredible and so was Eno....but the two casts were perfect. I might prefer Amy Morton but I loved Turner. There is no way that Hammer could play that role.

I have seen The Minutes.....who will be the first to spoil the last five minutes????

R37 Oh helllll no. I like him clean-shaven.

R17 HA! Nice.

I WILL BE THERE FRONT AND CENTER AS HE PROMISES TOO SHOW ASS HOLE THIS TIME

Will there be any toe sucking?

Maybe Timothée got Armie the part. He's been in Homeland, Lady Bird, and Little Women with Tracy Letts.

I'm not totally kidding he said recently that he knew someone who was up for a role in Steve Carrell's new show so he contacted him and put in a good word.

[quote] Will there be any toe sucking?

I hope so!

R44 Ford, go to bed.

[quote] He must be presenting some potent hole.

It's his enormous schwanzstucker.

[quote]They appear to be separated now.

It's hard to ignore that he has now chosen back to back to back to back projects that are keeping him thousands of miles away from home. Meanwhile, she's all over the place by herself. When was the last time he even saw his kids?

Maybe that new house they bought was some kind of a settlement for her, because he doesn't seem to live there...

I would be shocked if they don’t have an open marriage at the very least by now.

You go where the work is. He surely doesn't have the luxury of passing on gigs due to location. Daddy has to pay for those ribbons in Harper's hair and Ford's Little Lord Fauntleroy outfits

They will divorce next year when they hit the 10 year mark. 10 years in California means the court can adjust the divorce settlement in the future and this is considered beneficial to both partners. Then Armie will be able to fulfill his dream of being a filthy pervert and Mrs can fulfill her dream of being a Real Housewife.

Whoever gets him next better enjoy it while they can. His hairline is receding at a rapid pace.

I’m sure Liz doesn’t care about his back-to-back projects. I honestly think she hates him and treasures having him out of the house. After all, we all know she didn’t get with Armie because she liked his personality..

R47 Yeah, when IS the last time he saw his kids? She was in London like three weeks ago, but not with them.

Get this man some rest!

[quote]It's hard to ignore that he has now chosen back to back to back to back projects that are keeping him thousands of miles away from home. Meanwhile, she's all over the place by herself. When was the last time he even saw his kids?

He may be taking back to back gigs and away from home for months at a time but he's making money for the [bold]both[/bold] of them.

R53 Doesn't matter, the kids have a new dad now!

why isn't this pedophile in jail?

[quote]You go where the work is. He surely doesn't have the luxury of passing on gigs due to location.

True, but most married with kids actors make at least a token effort at spending time with their families and not doing so many location shoots in a row followed by months in another city doing a play. Armie seems to be actively avoiding his family. Plus none of those gigs will pay shit - indies and theater are low-paying as a matter of course. He could make more money, and spend more time at home, by doing a TV series but it doesn't seem like he's even considering that route.

R58 LBH that’s his boyfriend that r54 posted. How many gay men does he befriend for long stretches of time. Like him they all seem to have families. Someone in Armie’s position who is placed inherit a huge fortune and has conservative relatives, associates etc can’t be gay. His life is arranged with handlers and people to protect his double life getting out. So Liz is a beard, she doesn’t need to see much of him. She probably has another relationship.

R59 they share the beautiful children and he gets to live out his gay dreams behind the protection of his Heterosexual relationship and family. He also gets beautiful kids and family life when he wants it.

Last year Liz only spent a few weeks with him. In the summer but, she also left him to go on a cruise with some losers. Dumped the kids at his feet while he was filming a movie and fucked off to Italy. They probably spent less than 3 months together in any year.

When he filmed Wounds, he’d just come from an year long Oscar run and promo for Cmbyn then he had Sundance for sorry to bother you , then went to NOLA to shoot Wounds. Why? Because working helps him hide. He doesn’t need to take those crappy small parts or indies that don’t pay.

R54 is he going to Sweden after filming for months to be with his boyfriend?

In the group shot, is Hughie, who Armie met because he was a driver for one of his movies. The guy Ted Erickson is Branagh’s PA. Armie likes to surround himself with the help.

R58 A TV producer would have to express interest in him first. I don’t see Armie having the chops to carry a series.

He has nothing on the books between DOTN and the play, right? Is he out of excuses to avoid being in the same city as his wife?

[quote] He has nothing on the books between DOTN and the play, right?

Nope. DEATH ON THE NILE has wrapped, no word on when DREAMLAND comes out so it's not like he's doing press any time soon. I guess it's off to the Caymans and some sponsored IG posts.

[quote]Armie likes to surround himself with the help.

Whatever do you mean?

I know Liz is insufferable but he's being a lousy dad to his kids. They've barely seen him in the last 6 months.

Yeah we kinda realized he wasn't going to win Dad of the Year when he ran away on Father's Day.

Armand Hammer's got GAY lips

I haven't followed the Hammer crew in 9+ months but read the thread out of boredom. I see Nikiwonder is private now. Is he still pretending to date Phoebe Tonkin?

I haven't followed the Hammer crew in 9+ months but read the thread out of boredom. I see Nikiwonder is private now. Is he still pretending to date Phoebe Tonkin?

The problem with the play Straight White Men wasn't Armie Hammer.

Given that, I wouldn't mind seeing him on stage again.

R70 A lot of people in the Hammer orbit seem to be private nowadays. Maybe the crazies got to them.

armie was supposdley in LA last month, there were two sightings of him on twitter (when tim was there too). idk how reliable they are tho

R67 is father's day such a big deal in the US?

R68 si, oui, yes. Yes he has. Gay lips, hair, walk like a bottom

R70 Niki gay as a blade though

Why nobody buying tickets to this show. It's not even sold out closing night or opening

Whether Father’s Day is a big deal depends on your family, but given the fact that Liz celebrates every occasion of everything with flowers and cupcakes and those stupid gold balloons, I think it was probably a very big deal for her indeed.

As R78 says, the importance of Father's Day can differ from family to family. But it was Ford's first Father's Day and Armie missed it for a totally unnecessary trip to go to fashion shows with one of his directors. A director he would later reveal he'd gotten overly attached to. With two small children at home and a wife who seems to be quite celebratory about holidays, this was just a weird move. Most American men Armie's age with an intact, supposedly happy marriage and two little kids would not bail out on Father's Day like that.

[quote]But it was Ford's first Father's Day and Armie missed it for a totally unnecessary trip to go to fashion shows with one of his directors. A director he would later reveal he'd gotten overly attached to. With two small children at home and a wife who seems to be quite celebratory about holidays, this was just a weird move.

All he missed was a hand-painted card from his daughter. I think he made the right choice jetting off to Italy to let Luca seduce him with wine and Italian cinema.

I wonder if Luca tried to fuck him during that trip.

There is no try, only do.

or maybe, if father's day really is such a big deal, he sees luca as a father figure of sorts so that's why he went to him

Well, maybe so, but since he's a father himself, ditching his own kids on Father's Day to go hang out on another continent with a 'father figure' who wants to fuck him is a bad look.

Filming wrapped earlier this week. Where’s Armie?

RIGHT HERE WITH ME!!

OMG

He looks puffy. On the sauce?

What's more shocking than Armie finally materializing near his wife is her IG story actually showing her sitting next to a black man...

(Armie looks like hell, btw. In the months since he's been hard at work and mostly out of sight, he's aged a decade. In those Bear Grylls pics you can see that his hairline is way back there now.)

Jesus, he looks like Russell Crowe in that third photo, R89. Something is going on there.

he looks fine, just a little pale and tired. being far away from her again would help

If your definition of 'fine' includes very noticeable face bloat in addition to the paleness, tiredness and rapidly-receding hairline, then sure.

But since he's mostly been away from her for months and that's how he's presenting, maybe being away from her doesn't make any difference.

You've got it backwards. It's Armie who wants to fuck Luca.

Look at the board being all active again now that Armie is done filming. Guess we know who posts here. Not Liz but Armie. Lol

Armie shouldn't stand anywhere near RPatz. Makes it blatantly obvious why Rob got Batman. He looks so manly next to Hammer

Liz looking fit though. She's thriving.

R93 it's all the greasey food he ate. He looks fat.

The trainers too look hideous.

one of the most sought after leading men in the biz....he works when he wants...

what a face and ass.

who has ate it??

R98 sought after, except for Batman.

R85

Armie is younger than Rob Pattinson.

He looks older.

And homosexual.

R100 this. He looks very gay recently. It’s how his body moves, his posture screams Bottom.

R100 He's only 3 months younger, which literally doesn't make any difference.

Booze or carbs?

Look at the obnoxious heels the trans wife wore.

I’m baffled as to why Liz hasn’t posted the first thing about him on her Insta. Nothing about him being home. Nothing about him being with her last night. For someone who posts every fart, it’s bizarre.

And I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt on the pale, puffy face. Maybe he’s jet-lagged, maybe he’s sick, whatever. But the red carpet clips from that event are awkward as hell. He looks like he’s at a funeral. At one point she tries to catch his eye and he immediately looks away...you can see the annoyance on her face.

Something is rotten in the Hammer House of Horrors.

Look at that double chin!

I don't think he looks fat. What is most noticeable is that he looks incredibly sad to the point that he just can't fake it. Such sad eyes for a man who would seem to have it all. That is not a happy couple.

he looked happy with cudi and dev:)

R107 he looks a decade older than when he started filming. He looked 40 before now I’d call him 49-50s.

He’s also leaning over Dev like he wants nothing more than to fuck him,

She on the other hand looks amazing. Skin, hair, glowing. Looks like she put on just enough weight.

R111 lol she looked horrible, like her face is melting.

Mother is my Best Friend

He better practice faking it for the Hallmark family holiday season.

I live right next to her shop in San Antonio. Not bad pastries. He wants to win an Oscar so badly it’s embarrassing. They don’t give them out to people who try too hard.

R115 Ever met them? What are they like? Word on the street is that her bakery isn’t a great place to work.

[R116] I’ve never met them but my friends dad who is an attorney in Houston apparently vacations with them. My buddy and his dad are pretty cool, wouldn’t know if that extends to everyone they run with.

-R115

She posted the red carpet photos of him looking miserable, probably as a “fuck you.”

Wasn’t Armie supposed to be in this? Damn, for once he caught a break.

The beard just posted their son on Instagram. Just in case the child predators weren’t sure what he looked like now they can fully identify him. She’s so dumb it’s dangerous. They are a gross pair or whores.

We've already discussed how the crazy bitch sews their names on their clothes and tags the location of their schools; she wants them to be kidnapped so she can claim peerage with the Gettys and Hearsts.

He should flash hole and pole to distract from his mediocre action.

^^acting^^ not action.

R123 he’s a prude. Probably disproportionately tiny.

The son is pretty girly? He’s pursing his lips.

Liz is dumb but she’s prettier than Armie. Husband number two should be a banker or filthy rich producer.

So Hammer has had enough and is out partying with his mates. The wife making excuses for not being there on her instagram. Those two are a mess. We don’t believe you. Stop the Bullshit.

Did Armie shave his hair off again?

Yes.

I hate the buzz cut.

R130 he looks like a potato head. He should have played his cards right and stayed friends with Timmy. Timmy made him hot.

He’ll need to go on a Liz vomiting diet to lose the face fat. Gross.

Me too. But I love the ideo that Liz hates it too and that's why he purposely cut his hair in time for the holidays.

That’s not him in the circle, R133. He’s the one on the right with the rapidly receding hairline.

That's not a good look. Just accentuates the roundness of his head and softness of his jawline. Makes him look fatty.

He's hurting.

His looks aren't going anywhere but down. Will plugs even help? He's still on an accelerated aging path to ugliness.

He clearly has mental issues. It's like he doesn't see himself and is constantly sabotaging his career and looks (and life in general, look who he chose to marry).

R138 I don’t think he had much of a choice. Basically grew up in a cult on an island. He posted a tweet of an old joke saying he’d made it up. He’s not bright or dealing with a full deck. Poor man needed a beard so he could possibly bottom in secret, away from his evangelical parents and so he could play Batman, which he’ll never play. Executives tend to know when someone is closeted. You might as well own up and confess at least to being bisexual. Or not get married so it looks like you’re a total mental closet case.

Working out

R139 has issues

R140 that's not AH

R142 Yes it is. Watch the entire video.

Poor guy. Why won't people leave him alone??

People won’t leave poor widdle Armie alone? You know you’re on a fucking gossip site, right?

The weight lifting is his inner homo trying to come out.

On a side note, has he broken up with Adam Demos?

Who's Adam Demos??

This Adam Demos??

So, what's the story with Armie? I've never seen them together.

They have no connection, other than both having Ryan Farhoudi as a personal trainer and showing up on his IG Stories.

Has the onslaught of Hammer holiday bliss started yet? I bet they dial it up to 11 this year.

Off topic, but here's a new video of Armie's father, showing off his 1920s car. I wonder if Armie will turn into a tomato like him.

So, the haven't 'lost' their fortune, like some people are claiming.

*they*

No one was claiming they were poor, you freaking dumbass. But most of Armand Hammer’s money is gone.

R151 I doubt it. They both seem to have a passion for alcohol but at least Armie doesn't spend every day of his life exposed to the sun like daddy Hammer.

[quote]So, the haven't 'lost' their fortune, like some people are claiming.

That oft-repeated quote about most of Armand Hammer's fortune being gone is from one particular article. The truth of the matter is that like most very wealthy people, Michael Hammer plays a shell game with his money and random newspaper reporters are not going to be privy to the real numbers. He has enough wealth to sit on dozens of boards, live a life of great luxury and leisure along with his wife, and give a shit ton of money away to the vilest organizations imaginable. That piece that was linked here a long time ago about how he used the gallery he owned to pay for his luxury car and other expenses and got away with it, should tell you something about how he and his family operate. They may not be as wealthy as Armand Hammer once was but they are still worth tens of millions of dollars, at least.

My husband loves me and my pictures!

Who c/o over someone not liking their posts immediately? Ridiculous. On another note, that ex-manager who stole from Bird Bakery is getting 4 years in jail. Excessive or fair?

The perfect American family

[quote] Who c/o over someone not liking their posts immediately? Ridiculous.

Good God, her narcissism and need for attention know no bounds. No wonder Armie stays gone all the time.

Liz’s real Thanksgiving

R158 Excessive. Liz should also get jailtime for managing her shop so terribly. She could be the first jail vlogger and finally get the fame she desperately, pathetically craves.

R158, it's a pretty light sentence--doubtful the full four years will be served, probably a year and a half to two years at best.

Looking at the family pic, it's hard to believe Armie ever played Oliver. He looks like he's given up. The thing about liking her posts just shows how addicted to sm she is...she can't conceive of him having better things to do than respond the minute she posts something.

Yeah, he really needs to care about his looks. I remember this year, their friends were celebrating both their birthdays. They gave them each a cake, and on the Mrs., it said "Happy 21st Bday", but on Armie's, it said "Happy 40th Birthday". Ugh.

And I agree with r162 that 4 years is excessive, especially since she has to pay them back anyway. It should be 2 years tops.

Armie does not seem like a happy man. I think that affects his outward appearance.

Sad because I really got my hopes up after he posted this sexy picture. This was only 2 months ago but something always seems to be dragging him back down.

His episode with Bear Grylls is supposed to air next week. Bit weird that he (or Liz) hasn’t done any promo on social yet.

Liz posted that Armie followed the ribeye steak he had for dinner tonight with...another steak. Thirty-two ounces of meat altogether, plus a giant pile of fries and who knows what else.

He has given up.

He may have an addictive personality and substitute food for booze when he can’t get drunk in front of family.

I don't doubt that he has a somewhat concerning behaviour regarding alcohol but I think he uses food as another coping mechanism, not a replacement for booze.

He's looking pretty good in his latest IG story.

He and Bear Grylls apparently sucked on a goat teety

Ew

Lol, that's disgusting, but I am looking forward to watching it.

You know, if you went solely by his IG posts for the past year or so, you would have no clue that he has a wife.

The day his hairline just quits will be a very sad day indeed.

Mrs. Hammer was in 2 of his last 10 IG posts, so I disagree. I think he's just trying to make most of his IG about his projects.

He’s a very good looking man. Too bad he’s not as famous and talented as Timothée. Sometimes I was wondering how many Hammer loads Tim had swallowed back then

Well that escalated quickly...

[quote] I think he's just trying to make most of his IG about his projects.

Yes, that explains the gym and Vespa selfies.

i think he tends to "give up" on things when he has to spend time with liz, he should divorce already if only to save his looks and hairline...

I need to ride his 10 inches dick twice a day

R181 I don’t blame you, Timmy

[quote]He may have an addictive personality and substitute food for booze when he can’t get Timmy.

fixed

“I wish everybody could hang out with Armie, because our relationship, the way it blossomed when we first met, was so conducive and helpful to what it is in the movie. I was way more inexperienced, and I knew seconds after meeting Armie that I was in the best hands. He’s an instinctual caretaker, which is part of his incredible performance in the film: his character wants to succumb to his love and desire for another human being, but also doesn’t want to hurt him. It’s best epitomized in this scene towards the end where I’m sleeping in bed, before the farewell at the train station. Oliver sits on the bed next to Elio and you see about 6,000 emotions go across Armie’s face: love, empathy, regret, and fear. There’s so much Armie in that moment; so much love there. We were also in Luca’s hands—this movie is Luca’s baby. Truer to this experience than in any movie I’ve been in, it felt like, hey, we gotta be into the director, but we gotta be into each other…”

bump

Watched Armie's episode of Running with Bear Grylls. So many under shots where his double chin is showcased. I did love how his carryall was strapped around has ass like a harness. Now I want to see him in a jock strap.

He’s been home for like two weeks and he’s on location again. Filming something in Hawaii as far as I can tell....When did this happen?

It looks like he is a late addition to the Taika Wattiti movie Next Goal Wins.

Casting for small movies like this is often done at the last possible moment, aside from the lead role which Michael Fassbender is playing.

R189. Bull. Taika is one of the most sirt after directors right now. Hes not waiting till the final moment to cast his movie. If anything he's beating away the circling actors. It's more likely that Armie is replacing someone who had to step down.

Stupid dumbass, it's probably a small cameo role. Those are often done on the fly.

[quote]It looks like he is a late addition to the Taika Wattiti movie Next Goal Wins.

Don't let anyone tell you that kissing ass doesn't work, folks.

Ummm, is he saying he wants Taika to eat him?

Lol R191. Nobody besides weirdo Kiss Me By Your Name obsessives knows Armie by sight. With all the actors in Taikas reach, Armie whats his face Hammer isnt going to be the one to get a cameo. He's replacing someone for sure. And going by r192 turns out Armie IS one of the actors who've been on their knees to Taika.

Armie seems to have only spent about 5 minutes with his kids after being away for so long, before taking off once again--now we know why. He's been circling Taika like a shark for months, guess his goal is now accomplished. And there's still that mysterious Swedish trip his friend mentioned on IG...

He is adapting to the life of a divorced dad.

...A happily divorced Dad who can live a life devoted to fulfilling his own pleasures first!

(trump voice) Sad!

[quote]...A happily divorced Dad who can live a life devoted to fulfilling his own pleasures first!

[quote](trump voice) Sad!

Timmy's voice: It's about fucking time!

Armie is a whore, he said it himself. I'm not surprised he's been throwing himself at Taika. I just hope the film is good and he has a mildly significant role.

[quote]Armie is a whore, he said it himself. I'm not surprised he's been throwing himself at Taika.

Did he present hole? I'd pay to watch.

[quote] Armie seems to have only spent about 5 minutes with his kids after being away for so long, before taking off once again--now we know why.

It’s weird, because whatever the dynamic with his wife might be, he seems genuinely fond of the kids.

Meh there are better celebrity dads

I didn’t say he was up for father of the year, R202. But he seems like a decent enough dad.

He's a great daddy, in the DL sense.

He's a pretty awful parent, he lets his bitch wife post the children's locations all the time and lets her sew their names onto their clothes

so they can be easily kidnapped

R204, Tim, you're hilarious

[quote]he lets his bitch wife post the children's locations all the time and lets her sew their names onto their clothes

On the outside, so he'll know their names.

So Liz had some big charity event for St. Jude's, and dressed poor little Ford in pink shorts with red and white saddle shoes. Do she and Armie have any idea - ANY idea - how far off the rails this kid is going to go when he gets older? Between toe-sucking vids, vomit pictures and dressing him up like a candy cane, the crash is going to be epic.

Armie dragged himself away from Taika long enough to attend as well, and once again looked totally over it.

ROFL he didn’t bother to dress for the event so she didn’t post any pictures of him on her story

I bet he has a flask on him somewhere

[quote]I bet he has a flask on him somewhere

And dickprints, r210.

Her hair is so gross and trans-like

[quote]Her hair is so gross and trans-like

Her mouthal wideness contributes to that effect, too.

I know Liz’s thirst for fame outweighs anything else but if I was her, at this point I’d try to save at least some remnants of my dignity and let things come to their natural end. He keeps embarrassing her at these public events and she just takes it because her association with him is more important to her than her own pride, but how much longer can this go on for? Just let him go, girl. He’s done with you.

You can actually see the nanny in her stories. Carrying a backpack with Ford’s name on it.

R209

Do you "have any idea - ANY idea - how far off the rails" you sound?

Get a life!

R214 = toxic

Armie is undoubtedly presenting hole on the daily to Taika, a top of epic proportions. Armie is a fat hungry bottom, IMO. Probably did the same with Luca and only took 7 years for it to work on Luca. Much quicker with Taika but with the amount of thirsty posts he made of Taika, he didn’t seem all that busy for the 4 days he was in Hawaii, so I’m guessing he’s giving it up for a very tiny part.

As for Ford, he’s doomed. Looks very autistic faced in that photo. I’m guessing this is how Armie was raised. Weirding lederhosen and being buggered by the house boy.

How many pictures did he take of Taika though? Looks in love. He's so fat though. Taika must like them meaty. On a side note his friend Ramsey was a casting agent. Do we think that they met on a casting couch?

R214 beards don't care about all that. She's probably got an actual man.

The Ramseys are his childhood friends.

R222 I thought Ramsey was her friend and the fat one knew Nick? Nick is Armie's childhood friend. I think he's the connection.

Allegedly Armie also fucked Tom Ford

Armie looks terrible though. He should just come out already.

The kid is wearing thin shorts and everyone else is in thick clothes. Harper even has tights on. Some people at the party were wearing sweaters and jackets. Liz has on warm velvet. She must hate Ford. Maybe that’s why she sews his name for the kidnappers and let’s him suck his dads smelly feet.

[quote]Get a life!

Right back at you, sweetie. You're on this thread just like everyone else, so don't kid yourself that you're superior in some way.

R225, come out with what?

R226, enough

R228 come out from pretending he's not presenting his hole to who ever will plug it.

R229, what? You think he looks cute in summer clothes? Everyone else is depressed appropriately. She hates that carbon copy of Armie.

Armie knows he's wrong as hell for going to an event dressed down like that. He looks like a trucker who took a break from his shift to hang out.

R232, but he knows that being who he is, he'll get away with it.

R232 he wants to come out so badly. Taika is driving him wild. I bet he's gone back to Hawaii on the next flight.

R234 where do you get all this stuff from? How do you know?

R233 his entire life is doing whatever he wants. There protect him,no matter what

R230, do you think he presented his hole to co-star Chalamet? I really doubt it

R237 yes

R237 whether or not the offer was accepted though, I don't know. Just heard some stuff about Hammer's predilections but tbh, I don't actually know shit

Does anyone know what he plays in Taika's movie?

I got the feeling from how thirsty he is for Taika he would play pretty much anything to be able to work with, promote and continue to probably fuck Taika. Didn't he run to see him in London?

R241 I don't think it is exclusive to Taika. Please see clip at 10:24 where he confesses to being a 'complete whore'

R232 With a camo hat, no less.

R242 I think he whores but the ig content for Taika shows real obsession and dedication.

Posting while someone is asleep is so creepy bordering on stalkery.

Imagine running the Brooks Brothers social media account and having to thank Armie for showing up when he came dressed as Jethro Bodine.

R244 you can see that poor kid’s ass cheek.

It's kind of shocking that he would show up dressed like that as a host of the event. Look at the way the other male attendees are dressed...it's not formal, but all of them are presenting neatly and look like they've made a bit of effort. Armie, meanwhile, looks like he just rolled in from working in the yard on the weekend. Liz must have been pissed. In the past there was more effort to present a united front when they did things like this, but it's hard to escape the impression now that he no longer gives a shit.

Considering that Liz did not post the first picture of him from the event, I think it’s safe to say she was pissed.

Armie is probably acting up because this is the week of the Golden Globe nominations. He already knew not one role he played this past year would get him nominated. It's like that time he kept wearing tracksuits after he didn't get an Oscar nom.

R250 That was totally different though. He only had minor roles this year whereas he had legitimate reasons to hope for an Oscar nom for CMBYN due to the movie's popularity.

Does he want to fuck Taika? He hasn't been this committed to a director since Luca.

It is well known that Taika sleeps with his actors.

The rope belt in the Brooks Brothers picture did not escape my notice.

What 'rope belt' in what 'Brooks Brother's picture???

R255 Look closely at R246’s picture.

R256’s “belt with a secret message” is exactly that same as when those two Hobbit actors were sending each other messages through the color of their cloths act public events.

In other words, absolute frau bullshit.

Oi! R256...why don’t you shove that your “secret belt messages” up your cunt and jump off a tall building?

All of Datalounge would applaud your death.

I can't imagine that goat teat is any grosser than whatever gristle Liz is working under her pricey blouses

R113, I'm getting a Norman Bates vibe from that picture.

R258 It was a joke, dolt.

Who is the other fellow in r257, and what are they eating, some kind of BBQ?

R262 I think it’s his childhood friend Tyler Ramsay. God knows what that thing is he’s licking.

R261 it is obvious that you are a rock stupid straight woman.

Die cunt.

r214 she has no self-respect AT ALL so I can see her putting up with whatever bullshit he'll throwing at her as long as he doesn't divorce her. He's straight up humiliating her at this point and she's still putting up a happy front. Hilarious to watch tbh.

*he'll throw

Her line on IG is that he came straight off his flight home from Hawaii. As if he couldn’t have flown in halfway decent clothes, or taken off his damn hat.

She's pathetic. It's obvious that Armie only cares about his kids now and has no intention of indulging her whatsoever.

In honor of Liz's selfies from the Jonas Brothers concert, which illustrate her continuing metamorphosis, a reminder of what she looked like circa 2013:

2012:

2012 was 8 years ago, cunt

How have you aged? Another 100 pounds on your fat upper pussy area?

We're not in polite company R271, you can refer to it as a gunt. For example, "Liz Chambers is so bulimic she no longer has a gunt." Or, "Liz Chambers has her head so far up her ass, her face is where her gunt should be."

R269 R270 Her horse face wasn't as manufactured back then, but she's always been ugly compared to him. He could have found much better.

R270 She looks like his mom in that shot. Fortunately, he’s aging like milk, so the disparity isn’t as evident.

r272 what use would she have for a gunt anyway. Nothing's been up there in ages and no one wants to go near it either, except for her minions and their tongues that are permanently lodged up it of course.

Tim, I thought you were too busy with your LW press junket. Stop posting nasty stuff about Liz and get back to work!

[quote]She looks like his mom in that shot.

She does look way older than he does in that pic, but that's not even why I posted it. After seeing her Jonas Brothers selfies yesterday, I couldn't get over how different she looks now--she's had a jaw reduction, something done to her nasolabial folds, a nose job, her lips are pumped up, her teeth are different, her hair is much lighter, she's skinnier...she's totally altered herself in the time since they got married. I guess she does look younger now than she did then, but it's just a LOT of work. About the only things she hasn't had done is a fix for her wonky eye.

She did alter herself a lot, based on those pictures. Different nose for sure. Reminds me of the Kylie Kardashian transformation. I'm not sure if that's unusual these days though. There was a recent article in The New Yorker about younger women (not just celebrities) getting fillers and other procedures to look more like the FaceTune version of themselves. And now I'm off topic, but it is sort of mind boggling to think about the societal impact of this trend. So many plastic faces...

Actually, I don’t think she looks any younger now. Just less matronly.

Anyway, back to Armie. When’s he supposed to be in NYC for rehearsals?

Somebody should tell Armie that partying it up in a keffiyeh in Saudi Arabia less than two weeks after a Saudi national shot up a naval base here is probably not the best choice. Or even going there at all after what happened to Jamal Khashoggi, especially if he's being paid, which is very likely. SA is NOT just another party destination, no matter how its government may be trying to normalize it.

ROFL he went to the Saudi Frye festival right before Christmas with other attention whores like Ed Westwick and Pietro Boselli

He’s checked out from family life for sure

(More photos on this guys story)

Even if he’s getting paid, does the dude really need money that badly?

Possible, for alimony

Mohammad al Turki is one of the producers of DREAMLAND. Maybe he's using Armie to catch the eyes of some sultan so he can get more money for distribution.

Ryan Philippe is also there. Maybe he and Armie could pimp themselves out while enjoying the festivities.

Notice how he's hiding his left hand in all the photos. I agree that he needs the extra cash for the divorce.

Notice how he's hiding his left hand in all the photos. I agree that he needs the extra cash for the divorce.

R286 My boyfriend is all mine now!

ROFL he is now decked out in shiek's robes

He's living reverse-Marriage Story. He's happy to be rid of the wife and kids.

His buddy Tyler flames harder than he does.

He looks wasted in the photo with Alessandra Ambrosio

Just saw the Mrs. ig stories. She was at Harper’s Christmas concert. The daughter didn’t seem as cheerful as the other kids. She’s probably missing her dad.

Liz will be pissed that he's partying in Saudi while she's stuck on parental duties at xmas concerts. Also, they've not released their family xmas card this year. I SO look forward to those desperate-to-be-royal displays of cheesy vulgarity from them!

ROFL he ditched his daughter’s school concert so he could try to score with some Frye Festival models

(Trump voice) Sad!

AH is the only HW actor I've seen who can look bored posing with a model

*he's so gay*

Nah, he's not bored, he's just thinking "I came all the way to Saudi and STILL wind up having to pose with some masc bitch?"

R295 , let's play a game it's called, 'Who is more masc. she...?

....or he?

lmao like she can do anything about it. She's lucky if she can get him in her stories anymore. He's gonna keep embarrassing her until she's had enough lbr. Can you imagine him pulling this shit 2 years ago? By next time this year he'll be a free man I bet.

*lol by THIS time NEXT year

He did try to hide his hand but there's actually more photos that show him not wearing his wedding ring. If you keep looking you'll find them.

R300 Or you could stop being a bitch and just post them, jerk.

One good thing (among the million others) about the divorce is that he'll laser that fugly tattoo off. So kitschy eww.

Nevermind what I am doing now in Saudi. That's just a distraction, because this is what I really think...

R301 Sorry wasnt trying to be rude but I was in a hurry and on my phone at the time. I hate using this website on my phone.

R302 I can't even tell what it's supposed to be. It looks like a spider.

R304 = not a DLer

On the DL, you don't apologise; you bitch — 'Google is your friend' is a common quip

Finally! Can’t wait for him to be rid of that crazy bitch.

R303 The moral of the story is if you're in a relationship don't kiss your friend's face too much, there might be consequences.

R304 should go on timmy's tapatalk, people are nicer and you can post pictures.

I still love Armie even when he's fat and looks wasted. Sugar daddy Armie <3

Is she shading him?

Wow, now she's celebrating the DOG's birthday? Weren't the 845675 parties for Harper enough? And while he's out there joking with other women about them being the woman of his dreams lol. Last year she's would've had him by the balls, looks like the leash is off now.

I have ,started a new thread for the momentous occasion

Drunk off his ass in the Middle East, models hanging off him, dressed like a sheik and making a fool of himself, wedding ring OFF...is the moment we've been predicting for ages finally here?

Isn’t he supposed to be in New York any day now for rehearsals?

Rehearsals start at the end of the month supposedly but I'm pretty sure he'll leave earlier to escape his horrid wife.

Rehearsals start at the end of the month supposedly but I'm pretty sure he'll leave earlier to escape his horrid wife.

@R315, R314 and to surreptitiously visit 'rat face'

Not surreptitious.

Even more not "rat face."

R318 I’m pretty sure Timmy won’t be in NYC but you can dream.

R317 why must they hide if both have beards according to you Charmies? Isn’t a beard so you don’t need to hide?

A beard is just a precaution R320, for your public image. It would seem ridiculous to get one and then be seen fondling Kid Cudi after a gig. So, obviously you have to be careful

Is the BG about Timmy Tim?

What a great love story!

He's found gainful employment.

Universal Content Productions has assembled an all-star cast to bring Slate podcast Slow Burn to life as a TV series.

Julia Roberts, Sean Penn, Armie Hammer and Joel Edgerton are attached to star in Gaslit, a modern take on Watergate that will focus on the untold stories and forgotten characters of the scandal. The series, which will hails from Mr. Robot duo Sam Esmail and Robbie Pickering, will explore Nixon's bumbling, opportunistic

it's a limited series

I guess it's good he's gotten another job, but Watergate....zzzzzzzzzz. Seems almost quaint now in the Trump era. And in an election year, old political stuff as entertainment is not all that appetizing.

And then there's Joel Edgerton. We're never going to escape him, it seems.

[Quote] it's a limited series

Lucky, he only has limited range.

Was the first rehearsal good?

Has anybody seen any very recent pics of Armie?

I'm trying to figure out what's going on with his face now. Is it just fat, or has he had some work done? His laugh lines seem diminished, his cheeks fuller and his chin looks rounder. Here's one:

Sorry, posted before I was ready. Here's one of the pics I was talking about:

Here's another photo:

R329 Armie is beginning to look Jewish. We have a thread about it.

He acquits himself well during the play (he has a major part). I don't think he'll get a Tony nomination (or any other), but he's not terrible. He holds his own with some major heavyweights on stage (including the playwright, Tracy Letts).

@armiehammer This Biden threatening a factory worker video is not good. On so many levels. Including how he shushed the woman trying to get him outta there and also threatening a voter with physical violence. Not good.

Granted, Armie's not running for President but as many times he's popped off on people on Twitter, this concern trolling is hypocritical.

Y'all queens are obsessed with Armie Hammer.

R334, someone should tell Armie that taking money from the Saudi government to help them rehab their image is also not good. Nor is donating money to a evil turd like Ted Cruz, which his wife did. Do you think Armie even voted in the California primary? I doubt it.

(The asshole who confronted Biden was an NRA plant, btw.)

The NY Post was speculating yesterday that Armie's play, which was supposed to open this weekend, may never actually open now because of the Broadway closure. A spokesman insisted that it would go ahead and reopen on April 13, which is when the shutdown is scheduled to end, but the columnist said the play was already rumored to be in trouble even before the theater closures.

It's not Julia Sugarbaker's legendary baton speech but it's close.

“I held the record in Colorado for selling the most cookies when I was younger,” Chambers Hammer told Rambling Reporter at “An Unforgettable Evening” cancer benefit when asked about her recent appearance at The Grove selling the $5 seasonal favorites. “My dad was our volunteer Girl Scout cookie mom and he gave [my troop] severe quotas that I always met.”

Armie serving lewks.

I'm masturbating.