Who would wear these clothes?

This is allegedly a cardigan

Weird shorts but I'd totally fuck that model

Well obviously you’re hoping someone will buy your stuff.

A dress! Why not.

My mom had something like that @R1.

R3 yes don't let the fact that I think these are hideous keep you from jumping to conclusions!

Like are they fucking kidding with this

I love this one !

I could see some slutty gays wearing this - but why wouldn't you just cut the bottom off a cheap hoodie instead?

I absolutely will wear their stuff. I have a package coming any day now.

[quote]"open minded people only",

Translation: Fashion for the "There's a sucker born every minute" crowd.

Where exactly would you wear that thing @R7? Addressing the Roman Senate?

Why just dress when you can DRAMA

R10 pics or it didn't happen!

Who decided the belts on a child car seat is fashion?

I'd wear the outfit in OP for lounging around the house. It makes me think of a sluttier version of a smoking jacket.

It's fabulous!

It's been done OP

Love it!

Lol. I would not want to walk behind r18 on a windy day.

R18 reminds me I need to order cloth napkins for the holidays.

R18, on the runway

[quote]Who would wear these clothes?

I'm glad International Male branched out into some additional styles.

Those are all in the latest International Mormon catalog.

Bottoms would wear them.

I assume their business was cut in half with Bowie's death (Tilda Swinton being their remaining customer).

They certainly are unique daywear. I’m 53 and I think some of these styles could camouflage a multitude of flaws.

I would buy this as pajamas.

Is that the same Russian company that owns the Russian version of Fort Troff? I forget the name.

Found it: Maskulo. I think it's the same company.

Found it: Maskulo. I think it's the same company.

Maskulo is like Undergear

Orttu is like International Male.

Russians.

R22, I'd love to wear that jabot style blouse but of course I'm a woman.

International Male for Gen Z?

"Cheap Chinese embroidery. I bet Peggy gave her these !"

They are OK but not the same level one would find at say, Shot Down In Ecuador Junior

Japanese pyjama party at The Gayboy Mansion!

Ew these are made by drunk Russians? No wonder the styles are drug-addled.

I'll say "who are homosexuals?"

Seriously, there's a certain type of Professional Homosexual who wears this shit and whose friends, who are also ProMos, all immediately recognize that it's from Orttu and that he got it on sale.

Nice and comfortable.

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The are fashions one would see on the new "woke" Project Runway.

Hideous waste of fabric.

That's what it reminds me of R42! Brandon Kee had a less polished version of this aesthetic.

So, they call this number "The Amen Dress"....

Uh-Huh.... They got this one right and hit the bulls eye with the targeted customer.

Loungewear for Bond villains.

Has anyone considered that this is some sort of Russian espionage sight.... something related to Putin, and that clicking on the images downloads all sorts of nasties to your computer that will allow the Kremlin to track all of your GRINDr and Scruff activity?

R21, is just an interpretation of the traditional Cossack wear.

Those pants at R39 are TOO cute ! Id so wear those !

I guess some people just enjoy being mugged or sucker-punched by strangers.

I KNOW, R49!!!!

We need a setting....

[quote]Seriously, there's a certain type of Professional Homosexual who wears this shit and whose friends, who are also ProMos, all immediately recognize that it's from Orttu and that he got it on sale.

Of course....

The runway

I love this stuff.

EJ Johnson

It's a Russian or Ukrainian company?

Their cock coverings are amusing.

R47 no, because it's hosted on Shopify.

Also the marketing spew in r40... Yeesh! Not only does it say absolutely nothing, it could have been cut and pasted from ANY fashion house with shitty marketers.

It's a lot like early Perry Ellis.

Maskulo is Russian.

The store is in Ukraine (Kiev), but they speak Russian.

And stating that their clothing is for "today’s self-conscious man" means that they don't speak English

They're Russians then.

R27: so you could be the sleepy, slutty, see-through UPS guy?

Yeah, I wouldn't share any payment info, even through Shopify.

Who would wear these clothes? Young skinny men from Russia, Ukraine, or perhaps Bulgaria? Perhaps by the right person in the right setting in NYC?

It wouldn't be possible to run a business like this in Russia, that's why they're in Ukraine, where they're still able to (for now)

It's for the monied caftan elders. The ones who lounge with cocktails. No guy under 40 would touch this stuff..unless they're showcasing their femininity.

Are those models Ukrainian? If so, I want to visit.

Smell Miss R67 ! She must be one of those "Bro-mos" Ive read about .

You mean besides Ezra Miller, OP? Because I'm 90% sure he's already worn half that stuff strutting down various red carpets.

That said, I fucking LOVE some of the pieces, like that "Aristotle Cardigan". It may be completely foreign to modern sensibilities, but it's a timelessly beautiful piece (assuming the fabric is high-quality and not some cheap Chinese poly shit). The first picture shown in OP's link is legit lovely too, although for a man it should be produced in a thicker, less shiny fabric.

I think that they would look absolutely smashing on our lovely Senatrice.

crap to wear for when you need to prove how edgy you think you are.....

Foreigners.

Well?

IF they come with the model and his TITS!

I LOVE IT!

Robert Downey Jr.

I want men’s clothes back.

I'm getting a Noob Saibot or Sub-Zero vibe from the OP's pic.

Just add boots and a mask and you ready for Mortal Kombat!

That explains the wizard robes.

These clothes are nice.

Guys like these never look happy in clothes like these. They all look so joyless and grim.

If Rick Owens ever shuts Bob Harper off, he’s going to be all over Orttu.

Oh, don't you just love this!

They sell XL, so they must mean fatties.

Well someone wants to be the new Commes de Garcon!

R85 XL means Medium in gay fit terms.

OP...You mean outside?

I really do like these pants, though

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I'm guessing mourners at Kobe's funeral.

[quote]R47: Has anyone considered that this is some sort of Russian espionage sight....

Oh, DEAR.

What’s the bet a few of the heffalumps snarking wouldn’t think twice about buying a pair of purple bottomless briefs from Nasty Pig.

A couple of the last clothes are actually wearable.

I like this shirt. You definitely need the right chest to wear it.

And, here's the flowered pant again. It works. It doesn't come off as feminine.

They'll be bought exclusively by straight women and femme queens. Nobody inbetween.

It looks like Yeezy collaborated with Goop to design clothes for a cult!

I disagree. That flowered pant just reminds me of a comfortable yoga pant. Or, a pant that you wear at the beach. Now, there are those who might think that men who do yoga are femme queens but they're not.

Nero and his slaves darling.

I like the look.

Aides to Vice President Mike Pence?

It's like International Male and Victoria's Secret had a lovechild.

They are sheer women's clothes - not men's clothing. How the hell did this person get the money to make this line and website? They're fucking awful. Not a single good piece.

The picture at R1 looks like a re-enactment of the first time Kim Kardashian caught Bruce Jenner wearing her mother’s clothes.

The top in OP 's post reminds me of a ziploc bag.

It's just an updated caftan

R7 did he raid Liza Minnelli 's closet?

I swear I was waited on by a guy wearing the shirt in OP's pic.

Do they make any clothes for the office?

[quote]They're advertised for "open minded people only", whatever that means.

Non-gendered people, I guess.

These fashions are not acceptable in Des Moines and borderline in Chicago, but will they play in Peoria?

r113 You DO realize who represented Peoria in Congress, don't you?

R114 I swear closet cases have some of the best asses. Must be the self loathing!

Yes!

Some of these ensembles are perfect for gender fluid sex workers in flyover states to wear while answering the door for their johns.

Sure, if you want to look like an extra from a mid 90's apocalyptic sci-fi movie.

It's not enough to wear the clothes; you must also have a home like this to wear them in!