I’m the ability to use my pussy as an ATM card.
I'm the high percentage of rape/sexual assault convictions of men.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | November 5, 2019 7:15 PM |
I’m the Women in Leadership course at work, to increase the number of women in leadership. Even though over 85% of Leadership in organization is female.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | November 5, 2019 7:18 PM |
Let's be lesbians laughing at the envy.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | November 5, 2019 7:22 PM |
R1 I’m the high suicide & incarceration rates of men, oh and longer sentences for the same crimes, also I’m the highly underreported domestic physical abuse of men by women and the highly destructive mental abuse that’s completely accepted & ignored.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | November 5, 2019 7:23 PM |
Has a sales job but can't answer basic technical questions and can't hide her resentment that you made her uncomfortable by asking "tough" questions. Embarrassed, never.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | November 5, 2019 7:24 PM |
Said she wanted to break the glass ceiling but all she really wanted to break was balls.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | November 5, 2019 7:28 PM |
I'm the every ready cramps and/or headache excuse that are available for whenever she just can't be bothered.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | November 5, 2019 7:31 PM |
Insisted she be able to serve with men in all areas of the military. What could possibly go wrong?
by Anonymous | reply 9 | November 5, 2019 7:32 PM |
I'm the black yoga pants considered acceptable office attire.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | November 5, 2019 7:33 PM |
I'm the hen party that invades a gay male establishment because we can go anywhere we choose, act how we want, and treat the gay men like puppies we keep in our purse or baby animals we feed peanuts to at the zoo.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | November 5, 2019 7:34 PM |
I'm the marriage she was 'bored' with and the alimony she never gets bored of.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | November 5, 2019 7:36 PM |
[quote]I'm the marriage she was 'bored' with and the alimony she never gets bored of.
I'm the divorce lawyer
by Anonymous | reply 14 | November 5, 2019 7:38 PM |
I'm higher education.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | November 5, 2019 7:39 PM |
I'm the fierce goddess crawling more deeply into the bottle.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | November 5, 2019 7:39 PM |
I'm the social acceptability of tools to hide her unattractiveness: heels, makeup, shapewear, hairpieces, etc.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | November 5, 2019 7:40 PM |
I'm the cries of "faggot" towards any man who dares ignore me, even in a professional work setting.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | November 5, 2019 7:42 PM |
Yep. She has a boyfriend and/or husband that do it. But, I'm the one that gets her off.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | November 5, 2019 7:46 PM |
I'm the demand that the office stay at a sweltering 85 degrees at all times or else I'll whimper about being cold. The idea of simply putting on a cardigan over my spaghetti strap tank top and paper thin leggings never occurs to me.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | November 5, 2019 7:53 PM |
I'm the money she married and I'm the toughest buck she'll ever earn.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | November 5, 2019 7:56 PM |
Damn, you all know some old ass fraus with outdated privilege. I'd get run out of my job if I did any of this shit.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | November 5, 2019 7:56 PM |
THE PUSSY HAS NO POWER HERE.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | November 5, 2019 7:59 PM |
Surely you're mistaken, R25...you're all riled up over something.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | November 5, 2019 8:01 PM |
I'm the pussy whipped male SJW who has been brainwashed by all of the females around him to think that all men, gay or straight, are bad. I only hang out with my girls at the gay bar, and my wrath will be fearsome if anybody dares upsets my ladies, irregardless of what they do.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | November 5, 2019 8:02 PM |
I'm the tears squeezed out during a business discussion or a well-deserved confrontation. Signal: all rational arguments are now off limits.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | November 5, 2019 8:06 PM |
I'm one of the 3-4 women killed each day by my husband, boyfriend, ex-husband or ex-boyfriend or some man I turned down.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | November 5, 2019 8:06 PM |
Victimhood gives me LIFE.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | November 5, 2019 8:08 PM |
[quote]I'm one of the 3-4 women killed each day by my husband, boyfriend, ex-husband or ex-boyfriend or some man I turned down.
And, I'm the heifer that says; "Well, more for me!" Men are scarce...
by Anonymous | reply 32 | November 5, 2019 8:09 PM |
HI!
I'm your gay bartender that invites all of my girlfriends to the gay bar on my shift so that we can Ki-Ki together while I work! Although, I'm one of the girls I have to get the rent paid!
by Anonymous | reply 33 | November 5, 2019 8:13 PM |
I'm one of the women who killed a husband, boyfriend, ex-husband or ex-boyfriend or some man I turned down and got away it because I turned on tears in the courtroom.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | November 5, 2019 8:15 PM |
I'm the white woman always in a perpetual fit about evil and privlidged white men.. I'm completely oblivious to my own privlidge as a white woman.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | November 5, 2019 8:17 PM |
I'm the reduced risk of being the victim of a violent crime and the longer life expectancy.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | November 5, 2019 8:18 PM |
I'm flirting when a guy is hot. I'm also sexual harassment when he isn't.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | November 5, 2019 8:19 PM |
I'm the LOUD and I'm ever present and come in many forms.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | November 5, 2019 8:19 PM |
"I'm one of the women who killed a husband, boyfriend, ex-husband or ex-boyfriend or some man I turned down and got away it because I turned on tears in the courtroom.'.
Any stats you have or just misogyny pulled out of your ass?
by Anonymous | reply 39 | November 5, 2019 8:20 PM |
I'm fake incredulity.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | November 5, 2019 8:21 PM |
I'm Alex Forrest, and I'll never pay this electric bill. I'll be dead.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | November 5, 2019 8:21 PM |
I'm the humorless dyke who loves the chance to mention asses, sex, and penetration when insulting gay men on this board.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | November 5, 2019 8:22 PM |
I'm paid maternity leave.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | November 5, 2019 8:22 PM |
I’m R39 and I was Rode Hard & Put Up Wet
by Anonymous | reply 44 | November 5, 2019 8:23 PM |
I'm the cute sweater sets.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | November 5, 2019 8:23 PM |
I'm the lesbians who are never horrifically bullied in school like just about every gay boy is.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | November 5, 2019 8:23 PM |
I'm the alcoholism that's considered cute rather than sad.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | November 5, 2019 8:26 PM |
I am the gay men's spaces being invaded. Like this board.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | November 5, 2019 8:27 PM |
I'm a real lady who truly appreciates her male friends and co-workers, understands and laughs at their jokes, and doesn't take everything personally. I don't treat my male friends like props, and I realize that humanity is screwed up, not just men, not just women. I live my life with humor and grace, and my friends and family are the most precious things to me. Women in general don't understand why I'm so low maintenance, but all they have to do is look in the mirror to see why I decided to work on myself to be different.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | November 5, 2019 8:27 PM |
[quote] Damn, you all know some old ass fraus with outdated privilege.
These freaks don't know any real women who does this shit. Their ideas about "female privilege" are coming straight out of their asses or some movie from 1952.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | November 5, 2019 8:27 PM |
I'm the boxes of wine chilling in the fridge. I bring out all those misplaced affections in my ladies.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | November 5, 2019 8:28 PM |
I'm the terms 'curvy' and 'voluptuous', whereas men are just fat.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | November 5, 2019 8:31 PM |
R50 is either a Frau or a Protector Dyke, you know the ones who act all Mother Goose around weak little babes but are really just trying to munch that pussy.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | November 5, 2019 8:31 PM |
I'm the male colleagues who'll have to pick up her work as she leaves early everyday to pick up McKuntLeigh and Trayxl.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | November 5, 2019 8:32 PM |
[quote] I'm the terms 'curvy' and 'voluptuous', whereas men are just fat.
Men can be DILFs, have dad-bods, and be fit-fat. Like Ben Affleck. Men still drool over him.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | November 5, 2019 8:33 PM |
R23 Thanks for making me throw up.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | November 5, 2019 8:34 PM |
That's unique to DL and gay community mostly, R57.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | November 5, 2019 8:34 PM |
We're the cats, and we absorb the love you can't give a human.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | November 5, 2019 8:34 PM |
I'm the pain of childbirth not experienced due to modern science but still whined about.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | November 5, 2019 8:35 PM |
I'm the way they get away with treating short men.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | November 5, 2019 8:36 PM |
I'm the new pussy that will break up a happy homes, make a child hate its parent, and STILL walk away with the cash, if I so desire.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | November 5, 2019 8:36 PM |
I’m the gay employee who the office slut was attracted to and she is then turned down by, who will be fired by the Regional Manager guy she was fucking after I come out...
by Anonymous | reply 64 | November 5, 2019 8:37 PM |
[quote] [R50] is either a Frau or a Protector Dyke, you know the ones who act all Mother Goose around weak little babes but are really just trying to munch that pussy.
Hmmm, yeah, neither, but not surprised to hear some more dumb fantasizing about what women are like.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | November 5, 2019 8:38 PM |
I'm the lifeboats and the luggage she's asking why she can't take with her onto the lifeboats.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | November 5, 2019 8:38 PM |
Dyke detected at R65. No one else could be that humorless.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | November 5, 2019 8:39 PM |
I'm the vanity sizing not having inches as clothing sizes makes easier.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | November 5, 2019 8:40 PM |
I'm the absence of male pattern baldness.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | November 5, 2019 8:41 PM |
I'm the driving test she's more likely to pass.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | November 5, 2019 8:42 PM |
I'm the latest "movement". I used to be called mass hysteria in more honest times.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | November 5, 2019 8:42 PM |
I'm the heels on the big girl's shoe that begs for mercy every time she walks in us.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | November 5, 2019 8:42 PM |
I am the master of time and space.
I can take as long as I want counting out change to pay for my purchase. Whenever I'm ready is when we will leave. I can stand in any doorway for as long as I want regardless of how many people want to pass through. If I desire to park in an empty space in a parking lot you cannot have it even though you've started to turn into it and I'm still several cars away.
Master of time and space. Now and forever.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | November 5, 2019 8:42 PM |
[quote] Dyke detected at [R65]. No one else could be that humorless.
Au contraire; I find this thread hilarious in its stupidity and extreme ELDER-gayness.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | November 5, 2019 8:44 PM |
I'm the producer she was willing to fuck for career advancement, the settlement and NDA she then signed, the breaking of said NDA and more publicity than she ever got and her ability to somehow be claim she's been victimized by all this.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | November 5, 2019 8:44 PM |
I'm the kneejerk homophobia -- also her go-to insult, as evidenced above.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | November 5, 2019 8:45 PM |
I'm the cries of misogyny when a male supervisor dares to discuss my poor work product. It's not that my work is shitty, it's that you hate women!
by Anonymous | reply 77 | November 5, 2019 8:45 PM |
To know me is to adore me, or else.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | November 5, 2019 8:47 PM |
I'm a guest on Oprah who is ready to tell about my hurt and tears once the cameras begin to roll.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | November 5, 2019 8:49 PM |
I am the woman in a Gulf state -- the go-to of some feminists when even they realize they can't claim Western women are in any meaningful way oppressed. In reality, I live in luxury as thousands of male South Asian guest workers toil in near slavery.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | November 5, 2019 8:51 PM |
I’m the ability to advertise my mental illness, usually Borderline Personality Disorder, and still get laid if I’m at least mildly attractive.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | November 5, 2019 8:51 PM |
I am the birther story created by the Clinton campaign in the 2008 primaries.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | November 5, 2019 8:53 PM |
I'm Carly Fiorina. I ran a company into the ground but somehow gained a reputation as a great businesswoman. I complained I didn't poll well enough to get on the debate stage in 2015 and they let me in.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | November 5, 2019 8:54 PM |
Ben Affleck is a 6'3' WASP and not considered fat by any man outside of Datalounge.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | November 5, 2019 8:55 PM |
Males: I don't like 'em but reserve the right to raise 'em.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | November 5, 2019 8:57 PM |
I'm the whining about transwomen 'invading' spaces after feminists spent decades attacking male only spaces. I'm funny. Ya'll need keeping on your toes.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | November 5, 2019 8:58 PM |
I'm the scores of bottles of pills that line my medicine cabinet. One for every mood!
by Anonymous | reply 88 | November 5, 2019 8:59 PM |
I'm the mother who you listened to until you started listening to your stupid fathers.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | November 5, 2019 9:00 PM |
I'm the domination of the upper echelon of left politics that have allowed them to recast white people from being colonizers, privileged, wealthy, and racism to 'white men'.
No, honey, your female ancestors owned slaves too.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | November 5, 2019 9:02 PM |
R83 YOU. ARE. A. MALL. BRAND.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | November 5, 2019 9:02 PM |
I'm the one-room apartment her ex-husband is living in.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | November 5, 2019 9:05 PM |
I'm a route out of poverty not available to men: sex work.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | November 5, 2019 9:05 PM |
I'm the growing fondness for BBC. At least we have that in common, DL.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | November 5, 2019 9:06 PM |
I am the ability to get the lowest paying and hardest working job.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | November 5, 2019 9:06 PM |
Sorry, typo!
I am the ability to get the highest paying and lowest working job.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | November 5, 2019 9:07 PM |
I'm the straight guy taking it up the ass in a gay porn for twice the money any other porn actor makes, laughing at R93.
by Anonymous | reply 97 | November 5, 2019 9:08 PM |
I'm that little procedure that needed to be done of which only few know about or ever will know about.
by Anonymous | reply 98 | November 5, 2019 9:09 PM |
I'm the two weeks off for a knee operation that results in no effects to my walking ability but weirdly made my tits grow.
by Anonymous | reply 99 | November 5, 2019 9:21 PM |
Not just any man can be a porn actor. Johns will literally have pay for sex with even the most hideous creatures.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | November 5, 2019 9:22 PM |
I’m the time of the month it’s considered acceptable for her to be a bitch to everyone and get no work done.
by Anonymous | reply 101 | November 5, 2019 9:27 PM |
R29 has it right. I'm the cunt who makes a really cunty statement and when confronted starts crying. HR might become involved.
by Anonymous | reply 102 | November 5, 2019 9:30 PM |
I am the female journalist employed by a popular publication earnestly discussing the Me Too movement and how some hideous old lech hit on me when I first started out. I am deeply traumatized. But the truth is, I write and speak like a giggly adolescent girl and would never have advanced in my career if I wasn't attractive to hetero men. Somehow, I am still a victim.
by Anonymous | reply 103 | November 5, 2019 9:30 PM |
‘Straight’ men in porn is oversaturated. But every street corner can sustain a whore.
by Anonymous | reply 104 | November 5, 2019 9:35 PM |
I’m their inability to work together — and somehow blame this on men.
by Anonymous | reply 105 | November 5, 2019 9:37 PM |
Well, shit...
I'm the bitch.
End of thread....
by Anonymous | reply 106 | November 5, 2019 9:43 PM |
I’m the overpopulated planet — but don’t you dare question my right to churn out as much crotch fruit as I want.
by Anonymous | reply 107 | November 5, 2019 9:46 PM |
I’m Amanda Knox
by Anonymous | reply 108 | November 5, 2019 9:49 PM |
I’m the past-it female celebrity who, no matter how big a has-been, can always rely on a few gay men to be obsessed with her if she’s even mildly bitchy.
by Anonymous | reply 109 | November 5, 2019 9:51 PM |
I'm a good looking straight woman with well-off parents I have a good relationship with.
I will marry a guy who will financially support me in whatever I do, especially once we get married and I have kids. (I'm sure that Yale Law degree will come in handy at PTO meetings.)
And if something goes awry with the husband or for some reason I can't find a rich one... Mommy and Daddy will financially support me in whatever I do.
Because I am wealthy, I will be able to afford all manner of personal trainers, personal chefs, dermatologists and plastic surgeons to ensure I look good until I am well into my 80s.
by Anonymous | reply 110 | November 5, 2019 9:52 PM |
I am the gluttony that’s now bravery.
by Anonymous | reply 111 | November 5, 2019 9:52 PM |
There are only so many porn jobs and they’re only open to decent looking straight men.
by Anonymous | reply 112 | November 5, 2019 9:54 PM |
I’m the lies about rape, casually admitted and accepted.
by Anonymous | reply 113 | November 5, 2019 9:56 PM |
And, I am R110's pool boy....
Shhh... she doesn't know that I drive for her husband too
by Anonymous | reply 114 | November 5, 2019 9:56 PM |
I’m mattress girl! Now a Trump supporter.
by Anonymous | reply 115 | November 5, 2019 9:56 PM |
An estimate based on the WWs distributed on this thread seem to indicate that females outnumber gay men at a ratio of about 10 to 1.
by Anonymous | reply 116 | November 5, 2019 9:58 PM |
I’m the things ditched upon marriage: gay best friends, liberal politics, and a pretense of humanity.
by Anonymous | reply 117 | November 5, 2019 9:58 PM |
Yep, R116. Female privilege is coming onto a gay men’s website to bitch about gay men.
by Anonymous | reply 118 | November 5, 2019 9:59 PM |
I'm the numerous small children dragged to the grocery store with the emasculated husband in tow. God forbid someone should stay home with the fucking brood.
by Anonymous | reply 119 | November 5, 2019 10:01 PM |
I’m the self-importance that comes with reproducing. And such BS statements like: ‘being a mom is the hardest job in the world’.
by Anonymous | reply 120 | November 5, 2019 10:02 PM |
R117 that is beyond fucking true. All of a sudden the girl who was getting consensually gangbang’d, doing coke & X in high school and college loves family values, Jesus and TRUMP! I know tons of girls who were huge fucking sluts & anarchists in high school and now are spouting their Republican Fundie bullshit on FB and tons of pics of little McKuntleigh.
by Anonymous | reply 121 | November 5, 2019 10:07 PM |
I'm the inability to lift any box at work.
by Anonymous | reply 122 | November 5, 2019 10:07 PM |
I'm the wire hanger.
by Anonymous | reply 123 | November 5, 2019 10:08 PM |
I'm a rich husband. Many privileged females have one of me. I am what makes them feel and act so privileged.
by Anonymous | reply 124 | November 5, 2019 10:31 PM |
I'm the woman on her period. I get to behave like a raving lunatic and terrorize my coworkers (male AND female) without fear of consequences because the head of HR is a woman and she "understands".
by Anonymous | reply 125 | November 5, 2019 10:36 PM |
[quote] Ben Affleck is a 6'3' WASP and not considered fat by any man outside of Datalounge.
by Anonymous | reply 126 | November 5, 2019 10:40 PM |
I'm Boston Creampie. Men will do anything to get me.
by Anonymous | reply 127 | November 5, 2019 11:02 PM |
[quote] I'm a route out of poverty not available to men: sex work.
Since when can't men do sex work?
by Anonymous | reply 128 | November 6, 2019 12:22 AM |
R27, the use of irregardless here is just next level. Kudos to you.
by Anonymous | reply 130 | November 6, 2019 12:43 AM |
Male sex work is a much smaller market, and so not available to most men.
by Anonymous | reply 131 | November 6, 2019 7:23 AM |
This thread is brilliant. I'm 💀
by Anonymous | reply 132 | November 6, 2019 9:30 AM |
That there was a fat-shaming article on Ben Affleck is proof that men can be fat-shamed without consequence. When has there ever been one on Christina Hendricks of Chrissy Met? And 95% of Americans wouldn't even consider him fat.
by Anonymous | reply 133 | November 6, 2019 10:34 AM |
Women using male prostitutes is something that only happens in Jackie Collins novels, not real life.
by Anonymous | reply 134 | November 6, 2019 10:36 AM |
I'm the cunt that's getting all the straight cock that some gay men are insanely jealous of.
by Anonymous | reply 135 | November 6, 2019 10:50 AM |
I'm the Julia Sugarbaker "I love men, but...." rant where she blames all of the world's problems on men. Linda Bloodworth Thompson and her butt kissing husband could only come up with "women are always late" as a retort to her tirade. As three of the men there are either married or involved with three of the women on the series, all they can do is grin and bear it.
by Anonymous | reply 136 | November 6, 2019 12:31 PM |
R135 I'm the attorney for the cunt getting all the cock she wants plotting a "me too" moment, even though the cock cunt was willing to spread her legs.....for a price.
by Anonymous | reply 137 | November 6, 2019 12:32 PM |
I'm the episode R136 has reminded me of in which (in a hackneyed rewrite of the one above) the 'girls' and their menfolk are again stranded this time in a hotel with a Hungarian nanny. The maid does nothing, but has big boobs so they decide to bully her, and eventually Suzanne throws her out and blames the men for it all.
No show better sums up female privilege than that one, even SATC.
by Anonymous | reply 138 | November 6, 2019 12:36 PM |
Why has this thread been gray-lined? I thought a lot of people liked it and that it was rather popular?
by Anonymous | reply 139 | November 6, 2019 12:40 PM |
R136 I'm Mary Jo Shively in that episode who put the nanny's bra on her head which covered my entire head and face. I went out of my way to rub it in to Suzanne that her bra cup only fit my head like a beanie.
by Anonymous | reply 140 | November 6, 2019 12:42 PM |
No straight man would be able to make the kind of money Lindsay Lohan does 'escorting' after fucking up their acting career after a million chances.
by Anonymous | reply 141 | November 6, 2019 12:44 PM |
I'm the rule of law, soon to be abolished because #BelieveAllWomen.
by Anonymous | reply 142 | November 6, 2019 12:46 PM |
My rise has meant the decline of civilization.
by Anonymous | reply 143 | November 6, 2019 1:30 PM |
I'm feminine logic and I don't know what you're talking about, R143!
by Anonymous | reply 144 | November 6, 2019 1:31 PM |
C'mon girls, we don't need this! Let's find a microphone and a camera.
by Anonymous | reply 145 | November 6, 2019 1:34 PM |
^^^LOL!!!!
Some of these are quite good!
by Anonymous | reply 146 | November 6, 2019 1:38 PM |
I'm the real meaning of female privilege. I'm not justice or even education. I'm revenge!
by Anonymous | reply 147 | November 6, 2019 1:45 PM |
Wow, put one crazy critter on ignore and 2/3 of the thread disappeared! Where do you people get the time? I can't even manage to get all my laundry done and you're on here for 7 hours straight.
by Anonymous | reply 148 | November 6, 2019 2:27 PM |
I'm the weight loss clause in Chrissy Metz's contracts they'd never dare invoke because of the backlash from women.
by Anonymous | reply 149 | November 6, 2019 4:32 PM |
I'm the can of Tab that you drink to wash down that Popeyes Chicken sandwich, large fries, nuggets, and cream cheese pie, to help you maintain your curvy figure.
by Anonymous | reply 150 | November 6, 2019 4:49 PM |
I'm the extra 30 pounds of "baby weight" that I can keep on my body until the end of time. (In fairness, men get fat, too.)
by Anonymous | reply 151 | November 6, 2019 4:57 PM |
I'm the girl that the less fortunate girls hate.
by Anonymous | reply 152 | November 6, 2019 5:00 PM |
I'm the privilege of being able to live as though I'm a teenager well into old age.
by Anonymous | reply 153 | November 6, 2019 5:01 PM |
I'm that special finger that you nee.... (smile) Well... I'll see you after dinner.
by Anonymous | reply 154 | November 6, 2019 5:09 PM |
I'm the XXL men's plaid shirt Nan at R148 is wearing.
by Anonymous | reply 155 | November 6, 2019 5:11 PM |
I'm the book of "The Cher Show" which proclaims "It's a woman's world" while bashing all the men in her life and indicating that all she wanted to do was help them grow, but ends up completely misandrist as a result.
by Anonymous | reply 156 | November 6, 2019 5:25 PM |
I'm one of the ladies who lunch. Every day.... Every single day... For some charity that I can never remember.
by Anonymous | reply 157 | November 6, 2019 5:33 PM |
I'm the young woman who crosses the street on her way to the club without so much as a glance toward oncoming traffic. What do you mean someone might not see me in time? I'm ALWAYS the center of attention!
by Anonymous | reply 158 | November 7, 2019 12:06 AM |
[quote] Women using male prostitutes is something that only happens in Jackie Collins novels, not real life.
No one said women use male prostitutes. Does it really need to be explained here on this gay message board that some men hire men for sex work?
by Anonymous | reply 159 | November 7, 2019 12:32 AM |
I'm the easy, safe administrative jobs that males are mostly excluded from. Yes, they pay less than the male-dominated trades because these jobs don't hurt your bodies or require extensive technical knowledge, but that doesn't stop me from screaming EQUAL PAY!
by Anonymous | reply 160 | November 7, 2019 1:17 AM |
Yep, loves nothing better than an ivory tower occupation. And no hard work, please. Meetings are fine. Lots of meetings are better.
by Anonymous | reply 161 | November 7, 2019 1:28 AM |
No, R159, what people were explaining is that there aren’t enough gay men to make male sex work as big a business as female sex work.
by Anonymous | reply 162 | November 7, 2019 7:58 AM |
Its cute how gays demand acceptance yet they are hateful and sexist to everyione else.
by Anonymous | reply 163 | November 7, 2019 8:02 AM |
Lol I will never feel sorry for gays getting bashed or stand up for gay rigbts again, you people are disgusting
by Anonymous | reply 164 | November 7, 2019 8:04 AM |
I can't wait to forward this to all the liberal pc bitches who constantly bleat about giving you equal rights. YOU BELONG IN FUCKING OVENS AND I HOPE TRUMP PUTS YOU THERE.;)
by Anonymous | reply 165 | November 7, 2019 8:11 AM |
Gay rights? Ovens!
by Anonymous | reply 166 | November 7, 2019 8:12 AM |
I honestly want to thank all who participated in all the misogyny here. I honestly have spent half my life feeling brokenhearted for the discrimination gay people faced, and by showing what hateful people you really are, you have freed me from any feelings of compassion or equality or kinship I ever felt with you. I no longer ever have to care when something bad happens to you, having seen how you gloat in these threads, knowing that when something bad happens to women you call it "privilege". I was a female prostitute for 20 years by the way and there is absolutely nothing privileged about having sex with men who hated me for cash. Every second of it was nauseating and I wanted to die every single day, as so many women in that profession end up murdered. I wanted to be murdered just to make it end, that's how privileged I felt. Is that what youre all so jealous of? Well here's some more privilege you're gonna love. I have neen living as an out-and-proud trans man for five years and I have been bashed for it daily but I didn't care because I finally felt free to be myself. And half the time, the bashing came from within the lgbtq community. This thread is a great example. So I'm gonna "Be the Female Privilege" of just putting away my lgbtq identity, because you people have made me ashamed to be one of you. You deserve no acceptance because you're incapable of giving any. I will be the privilege of putting my girl clothes back on and pretending to be female again, & voting for the party that will repeal gay rights. My privilege is to just walk away from all of you haters like my real trans identity never even existed, because you have made me ashamed I was ever part of your community. Don't come looking, I'll be back in my privileged female camouflage. Maybe I'll even turn a few tricks, in honor of your jealousy. After all, it's such a "privilege".
by Anonymous | reply 167 | November 7, 2019 9:03 AM |
r167 You were never "one if us" you fucking lunatic.
by Anonymous | reply 168 | November 7, 2019 9:05 AM |
I'm the power that females of this type get not only from their pussy but their phone. I'm that text that has to go out either to check on the pussy pops who might be anywhere, or send the latest bit of misandrist gossip about a male celebrity, or show support for a majorly needy female celebrity who must have been abused by some man, even if there's no evidence out there suggesting such. I'm her right to walk slowly down crowded metropolis streets getting out that text, stopping in the middle of foot traffic to get that selfie, or screaming with no breath to the poor unfortunate man on the other end of the phone.
I'm the stairs on a crowded subway platform she runs down while still reading her phone or still bashing her thumb in by getting out that text. I'm the subway door or station entrance that she blocks because she's still texting or reading up on the latest gossip. I'm the frustration she has and the panic that sets in when her text of "Help!" doesn't work when she falls into an open manhole and finds that there's no service down below. I'm the look of satisfaction that the older people have when some young female trips over a table or chair in a park or walks into a tree and starts crying when she sees the blood caused by her own stupidity. I'm the look on her face as she realizes that nobody is going to walk over and coddle her.
by Anonymous | reply 169 | November 7, 2019 12:33 PM |
I'm the power of the paragraph that R167 obviously doesn't believe in.
by Anonymous | reply 170 | November 7, 2019 12:34 PM |
I'm the entitlement attitude of R167 that has no understanding outside her little pink box.
by Anonymous | reply 171 | November 7, 2019 12:35 PM |
Okay, crazy at r167. This thread is stupid and gross, but you are much grosser, and a lot dumber, too, if you think some bitter and impotent old queens on Datalounge represent all or even anywhere near most gay men.
by Anonymous | reply 172 | November 7, 2019 3:52 PM |
[quote]I'm her right to walk slowly down crowded metropolis streets getting out that text,
Oh, ffs, both men and women do this in equal measure. I had to shove some dude out of my way yesterday when he suddenly stopped at the top (and dead in the middle of course) of the subway stairs to check his phone.
by Anonymous | reply 173 | November 7, 2019 3:55 PM |
I'm the double standard that makes women think it's okay to behave in sexually inappropriate ways to hot men (even in professional environments), but that it's not okay when that very behavior is displayed by males to females.
by Anonymous | reply 174 | November 7, 2019 4:06 PM |
^ Ain't that the truth. It's fucking disgusting what they get away with.
by Anonymous | reply 175 | November 7, 2019 4:07 PM |
Oh, c'mon folks! I see the SWJs have arrived. Lighten up! It's a fun and funny thread. Everyone should be able to laugh at themselves. A lot of these postings are quite funny BUT many do cause you to pause and think too.
by Anonymous | reply 176 | November 7, 2019 4:08 PM |
I can bash white males like it's my job but can 't take it when the same attack is used on me. You're all hateful fags and misogynists with mommy issues.
by Anonymous | reply 177 | November 7, 2019 4:14 PM |
I'm the privilege of being able to shut down any criticism by crying.
by Anonymous | reply 178 | November 7, 2019 4:28 PM |
I'm crying as I type.... THREAD CLOSED!
by Anonymous | reply 179 | November 7, 2019 4:30 PM |
I'm the older female office worker who mentors all the young men as their supervisor in finance. I look upon young women with suspicion until they prove me wrong. I'll pinch a few bottoms here and there, and the young men love it. I always preferred male supervisors when I started out, so I'll make sure that the young men I train will have a shot at any promotions that come my way. I was grateful to make supervisor because I am from the old school of team players, don't expect the guys to be anybody but who they are, and don't get all bent out of shape over a dirty joke if it is intelligent or being complimented over my outfit. HR managers are pointless, and they won't get any complaints out of me for my guys.
by Anonymous | reply 180 | November 7, 2019 5:45 PM |
I'll be taking the next few days off. Lady issues! *giggles"
by Anonymous | reply 182 | November 7, 2019 6:50 PM |
The psycho tranny at R167 with the e.coli vag takes the cake. She’s probably on a mission to get kids Trans’d before puberty.
by Anonymous | reply 183 | November 7, 2019 8:01 PM |
R167 go change your tampon. Oh, wait....
by Anonymous | reply 184 | November 8, 2019 8:45 AM |
I'm the ability to work as a teacher without being accused of molesting children.
by Anonymous | reply 185 | November 8, 2019 8:49 AM |
I'm R167. I didn't read myself (who would...and I can't. Read). What's the question again? I'm now trans. I guess. Or a hooker? My story is so all over the place. It's hard being a whore. But dammit, LOVE ME. And I blame you for everything. STELLA!
Did I say I was R16900?
by Anonymous | reply 186 | November 8, 2019 9:09 AM |
R186 your post made me choke on my beverage
by Anonymous | reply 187 | November 8, 2019 9:17 AM |
I'm the 90% of homeless people who are male.
by Anonymous | reply 188 | November 8, 2019 8:19 PM |
I'm the ability to get away with behaving in the most despicable way because I know men will never punch me.
by Anonymous | reply 189 | November 9, 2019 3:16 PM |
I'm the ability to express themselves without being subject to homophobia.
by Anonymous | reply 190 | November 9, 2019 7:18 PM |
I'm the lesbian at R39 furious that DL posts aren't peer-reviewed.
by Anonymous | reply 191 | November 11, 2019 5:07 PM |
Being a Mommy is the hardest job in the world!
by Anonymous | reply 193 | November 11, 2019 7:58 PM |
I'm being able to wear as little clothing as I can legally get away with without social condemnation. Bottoms should be so lucky!
by Anonymous | reply 194 | November 11, 2019 8:30 PM |
R194 I'm the gag everybody in the office does when the fat chick wears ultra tight leggings, looking like she's been stuffed into a sausage wrapper and put into the microwave just before the sausage was about to explode.
by Anonymous | reply 195 | November 12, 2019 2:18 PM |
I'm Bruce sending an email to HR to protest against frauen wearing slutty outfits. It offends me.
by Anonymous | reply 196 | November 12, 2019 8:11 PM |
I'm changing my mind.
by Anonymous | reply 197 | November 12, 2019 8:16 PM |
I'm Dr. Sandra Lee, aka Dr. Pimple Popper, making this statement: "What a pansy those men are!" in the attached video at :53 seconds.
Another example of how straight women view gay men by using that antiquated term ("pansy") and getting away with it. I doubt that any of her adoring" popaholic" fans took her to task.
Fuck that Gook (just sinking to her level of stereotyping) with whorish make-up and her nebbishy doctor husband too.
by Anonymous | reply 198 | December 29, 2019 2:33 AM |
I’m the insatiable demands for misogyny in a society where none exists. When I need to come up with examples of misogyny I either have to travel back a century in time or suggest things like having someone tell you to smile are in any way comparable to the risks Gay Men face everyday.
by Anonymous | reply 199 | January 1, 2020 10:22 AM |
I’m the ability to exhibit horrendous behavior and then have a Borderline personality flip into victim mode.
by Anonymous | reply 200 | February 20, 2020 8:09 AM |
I’m black female privilege. I can be homophobic or highly offensive and you can’t do shit about it... see Joy Reid & Wendy Williams etc..
by Anonymous | reply 201 | February 20, 2020 12:34 PM |
I am the righteous indignation when a male in my office suite whom I don't work with walks by without acknowledging my presence. I swear I saw an eye roll as he sauntered by when I tried to flash a smile at him by raising my tits and batting my eyes. It's too bad he doesn't work for my company, otherwise I'd go to H.R.
by Anonymous | reply 202 | February 20, 2020 12:53 PM |
I'm Paige Levy, a LaGuardia High School senior, protesting in front of the Broadway Theater to get Amar Ramassar fired from West Side Story because he received a picture of some ballerina's twat. I hope to be a big Broadway star someday when men truly respect women in the arts.
by Anonymous | reply 203 | February 23, 2020 5:23 AM |
R203 Jesus Fucking Christ! These brainwashed, disappointed Disney Princesses with the sense of humor of an Incest Survivor are fucking insane. Two guys shared nude pics of their girlfriends and these dumb cunts, who aren’t even remotely involved, want to what I’d call “economically suicide” them by making them unemployable forever. This situation should be worked over an awkward relationship discussion. Girls absolutely share dicks pics of their partners. Fucking ridiculous. No one could talk these idiots out of it, because they’re illogical, free accountability and would start crying. Female histrionics is going to make life immobile for modern man, as they seek to demonize all sex, except for missionary position in a marriage with a consent form and only for procreation... while still wanting to flaunt their tits and take control of everything. “Don’t touch... & Dont Look!”
by Anonymous | reply 204 | February 23, 2020 9:11 AM |
The Age of Victimization.
by Anonymous | reply 205 | February 23, 2020 9:26 PM |
R203 R204 They are the types of females who will convince their boyfriend to commit suicide then cry foul when charges are pressed.
by Anonymous | reply 206 | February 24, 2020 12:19 PM |
I'm female privilege. I hide behind mascara masks, white wedding dreams and Fendi purses. I become invisible at 50 and inconsolable at 60. Who the fuck am I? What I've been told I have to be.
I read this thread right after reading an article detailing recent surveys that prove women are held to a higher standard in the work place when it comes to professional appearance and 'beauty.' Some of the posts reflect this attitude, clearly, while ignoring that female standards of appearance are based on their sexual appeal to men.
You all sound crazy jealous of these vapid victims of a society that refuses to accept female capability and intelligence, sees it as a threat (nasty, bitch, cunt, pussy, etc.), and cannot comprehend the level of existential suffering inherent in focusing only on the enhancement of sexual attraction. Looks fade, divorces happen and a younger model moves in. An epidemic of female suicide of women over 50 is the result. Incels, and the violence they perpetrate, is the result. Gender bias - something the gay community used to champion against - becomes the norm.
Sure, have your fun, mock others, but there are consequences. Human beings - male, female, and everything in between - are easily manipulated into generalizing beliefs. Belief is limiting and the human potential for growth disappears with it.
by Anonymous | reply 207 | February 24, 2020 12:37 PM |
Let's not and maintain our dignity rather than be seen as jealous queens with a mommy complex.
by Anonymous | reply 208 | February 24, 2020 12:46 PM |
R207 Go fuck your Dad... again. Cunt!
Don’t lecture a bunch of gay men on a gay site about being stereotyped, misunderstood and thrown away by society. Oh, 50! Wow! Try being aged out at 30, that’s what society does to gay men... the Mommies drop us when they have to focus on raising lil McKuntlyn, the straight men never had an need for us in the first place, the gay community starts to see as aged out... so just go fuck yourself, you self-righteous cunt!
by Anonymous | reply 209 | February 24, 2020 12:49 PM |
R207 “female capability and intelligence” would be fine if it weren’t so often attached to histrionics. The worst bosses I’ve ever had have all been female. Catch them on the wrong day and they’d start complaining about something completely nonsensical.
by Anonymous | reply 210 | February 24, 2020 12:57 PM |
I’m Coronavirus...
Being male, as a factor in this disease, is showing up again in Spain.
Among gender-identified disease cases, men make up 60 percent of those that progress to the dangerous pneumonia stage. They make up 59 percent of the hospitalizations, 72 percent of the intensive care unit admissions and 65 percent of the deaths. The gender divide shows up early, according to Spanish health officials. Men exhibit more of the initial symptoms: fever, cough and trouble breathing. And that carries through the course of sickness: Men progress more often to pneumonia, and have more cases of acute respiratory distress syndrome and more kidney failures. Experts trying to parse the meaning of the gender-based data out there say that, while behaviors play some role, it’s also hard to rule out biological explanations. That’s especially true because the additional X chromosome that women have plays a role in immune response, so much so that one recent study asserted that “it is clear that sex-specific effects contribute to infectious disease susceptibility and females have a major immunological advantage over males.”
by Anonymous | reply 211 | March 29, 2020 3:26 AM |
I’m beating the shit of my husband and then scratching myself with some crocodile tears as the police arrive screaming self defense.
by Anonymous | reply 212 | April 7, 2020 2:45 AM |
I’m Birkin Bags and other excessive shit that someone else pays for
by Anonymous | reply 213 | April 23, 2020 4:44 AM |
Melissa Nosti, 33, who lives in a suburb of Sydney, pleaded guilty and was sentenced to 18 months in the slammer for having sex with a student, a 15 year-old boy, at the school where she worked in 2010... but spent just a week behind bars because she is considered at “low risk” for reoffending
by Anonymous | reply 214 | October 23, 2020 9:32 PM |
R214 what a fat cunt
by Anonymous | reply 215 | December 20, 2020 4:15 PM |
This is one of the best threads I’ve ever read
by Anonymous | reply 216 | December 20, 2020 4:36 PM |
I'm a corrupt female politician who always makes shitty choices that affect my constituents badly for generations and even kill them when I vote for wars while I line my pockets to the tune of millions thanks to dirty deals including with America's enemies but I'll never be held accountable because I've got a pussy and can always shriek "misogyny" on the rare occasion anyone dares call me out. I can do no wrong in my stans' eyes. #PantsuitJesus
by Anonymous | reply 217 | December 20, 2020 4:49 PM |
I'm the shameless flirting with a guy (brushing up against him, sliding a leg in between his, sitting on his lap, making out with him) and the regret that makes me decide I was raped the next day/week/month/year/decade. Never mind I could've avoided flirting with him all along if I wasn't interested
by Anonymous | reply 218 | June 28, 2021 7:27 PM |