Let's be a Huffpost Personal Title
I looked at today's Huffpost Personals so you don't have to. Here's what I found:
I Hijacked A Stranger’s Grave To Help My Daughter Grieve The Father She Never Met
I Was A Psychic Phone Line Operator. Here’s What Really Happened Behind The Scenes.
What I Want You To Know About Borderline Personality Disorder
Can you do better?
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 44 | February 14, 2021 2:48 PM
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No, It's Not Okay to Slut Shame Melania
by Anonymous | reply 1 | November 5, 2019 2:10 AM
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My 9 year-old son announced that he likes being a boy and has a crush on a girl in his class. Here's what happened next.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | November 5, 2019 2:20 AM
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Someone should make this a parlor game ... "Guess which of these are legitimate HuffPost Personal headlines."
Here are recent (real) ones:
The Death Of Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg Pushed Me To Join The Satanic Temple
Before You Call My Son A Little Jerk, There's Something You Should Know About Him
What Being A Fat Sex Worker Taught Me About Men And Desire
I Was Unwittingly Recruited By An Alleged Russian 'Troll Farm.' Here's What Happened.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | September 25, 2020 8:14 PM
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Excellent OP! You set the bar too high for me to even try...
by Anonymous | reply 4 | September 25, 2020 8:21 PM
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My Boss Wants Sex... And I'm Not Sure I Don't Want to Give It!
by Anonymous | reply 5 | September 25, 2020 8:33 PM
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I'm Turned on by Sweaty Gym Socks. Before you Retch, Read This
by Anonymous | reply 6 | September 25, 2020 8:36 PM
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I became addicted to colonic irrigation and now I run a sanctuary for lapsed vegans.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | September 25, 2020 8:38 PM
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"Societal Pressure Means I Will Never Stop Having Second Thoughts About My Gender Confirmation Surgery."
by Anonymous | reply 8 | September 25, 2020 8:47 PM
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My Transracially-Adopted Black Son Has to Live in Fear of Rejection by my White Siblings and Black Lives Matters."
by Anonymous | reply 9 | September 25, 2020 8:50 PM
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Growing up I idolised Madonna but now I have a trans daughter I see her for the immoral slut everyone said she was.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | September 25, 2020 8:58 PM
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How a recipe for chicken with apricots made me reevaluate my stance on refugees fleeing the Syrian civil war
by Anonymous | reply 11 | September 25, 2020 9:01 PM
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As Kim Cattrall climbs Kilimanjaro in a deep sea divers helmet to raise funds for a women's refuge in Uganda, HuffPo investigates Sarah Jessica Parker's favourite brunch bar really does serve the best pancakes in NYC
by Anonymous | reply 13 | September 25, 2020 9:30 PM
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"I Write About Myself So I Don't Have to Do Research or Verify Anything"
by Anonymous | reply 14 | September 25, 2020 9:54 PM
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If Only We Could All Be as Comfortable with Public Defecation as Infants Are
by Anonymous | reply 15 | September 25, 2020 10:12 PM
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What I Learned Through Cutting My Own Bangs
by Anonymous | reply 16 | September 25, 2020 10:13 PM
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I Switched from Wheat Bread to Rye Bread. Here's Why That Matters.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | September 26, 2020 3:48 PM
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I Stopped Waxing my Upper Lip. Here's What I Learned.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | September 26, 2020 3:51 PM
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I used a photo of a young Chadwick Boseman to go catfishing on Grindr. Here's what it taught me about racism in the LGBTQIA+ community
by Anonymous | reply 19 | September 26, 2020 3:52 PM
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Marry me, r19 ...
I Received an Unsolicited Marriage Offer on Datalounge. Here's Why I'm Considering.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | September 26, 2020 3:55 PM
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I agreed to marry a stranger from an internet chatroom because he laughed at my joke. Here's what this taught me about the importance of physical attraction in a relationship.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | September 26, 2020 4:02 PM
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I’m a degree educated professional in a very well paid job. Here’s why I won’t date a person who works in retail.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | September 26, 2020 9:36 PM
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The new shoes I bought didn't fit me, so I wore them until my toes bled in solidarity with trans women of color.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | September 27, 2020 3:11 PM
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I Stopped Ordering Double Steak on my Chipotle Burrito. What This Taught Me about the Plight of the Rohingya
by Anonymous | reply 24 | September 28, 2020 12:14 PM
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My husband was shamed on social media after racially abusing his Pakistani taxi driver. The stress led me to switch to a low carb dairy free diet with miraculous results.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | September 28, 2020 12:21 PM
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Donald Trump was admitted to hospital with Covid-19. My grandmother's recipe for sausage meat shows why universal healthcare is more important than ever.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | October 6, 2020 7:41 PM
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Some recent gems:
- We Decided To Tell Our Kids When We’re Having Sex. Here’s Why — And What Happened After.
- This Throuple Made History With Their First Child. Here's What Their Lives Are Like.
- I Thought Of Relapsing When Rioters Stormed The Capitol. Then An Amazing Thing Happened.
- My Boyfriend Took Me To A Nudist Camp And It Changed Me In Ways I Never Saw Coming
- This Photo Shoot Of The Grinch Scaring Kids Went Viral, But Here's Why I'm Not Laughing
- This Is The Heartbreaking Reality Of Being A Mom With Chronic Pain
- I Blog About Sex For A Living. Here's How It Affects My Dating Life.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | January 15, 2021 9:58 AM
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My dog told me I smelled. Now I'm ashamed and depressed.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | January 15, 2021 10:33 AM
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I've Developed An Unhealthy Obsession With My Neighbour's Son, Joel. How This Development Has Improved My Bridge Game.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | January 15, 2021 10:48 AM
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My Creepy, Elderly Neighbour Wants To Teach Me Bridge. Why I Said Yes.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | January 15, 2021 3:27 PM
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HuffPost Personal has peaked:
"I Lost Both My Polyamorous Relationships To Other People During The Pandemic"
by Anonymous | reply 31 | January 20, 2021 9:40 AM
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How Storming The US Capitol in Fur Pelts and Old Navy Sweatpants Taught Me What I Needed to Know About Workers In Bangladesh
by Anonymous | reply 32 | January 20, 2021 11:30 AM
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Being Truthful About My Age Weight and Dicksize on Grindr Change My Sexlife. Here's Why I Don't Recommend This To Anybody.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | January 20, 2021 11:35 AM
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We Over 3 Million Dollars Just to Get Our Two Kids INTO The Lesser Ivies. Here's What Happened After They Got There.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | January 20, 2021 11:37 AM
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I was indifferent to Lady Gaga's performance at the inauguration but my trans son was moved to tears: this is what I learned about Latinx cishet privilege.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | January 20, 2021 6:29 PM
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I cancelled my OnlyFans subscription when I found out the sex worker I subscribed to voted Republican in 1988. This is why I chose to donate the money I saved to Cambodian orphans with cleft palates.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | January 24, 2021 11:38 AM
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The thread I never knew I needed until just now 😂.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | January 24, 2021 6:23 PM
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The HuffPost Personal title to end ALL HuffPost Personal titles:
I Use An Ileostomy Bag To Poop. Here’s What It’s Like — And Why I’m Proud Of It.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | January 24, 2021 6:44 PM
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And the author looks like you'd expect:
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 39 | January 24, 2021 6:45 PM
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In my teens I idolised Destiny's Child., Alicia Keys and Mary J Blige. Here's how I became aware of my white privilege and why now I only listen to country radio.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | January 24, 2021 6:46 PM
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The formulaic title has gone mainstream:
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 41 | January 26, 2021 9:44 AM
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I was a strident anti-masker until I realised it gave me protection from authoritarian facial recognition technology. Here's why you should wear one even when this pandemic is over.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | January 26, 2021 10:11 AM
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I used to laugh at those claiming they suffered from fibromyalgia - until I, too, self-diagnosed with this misunderstood disease.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | January 26, 2021 11:15 AM
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As A Kid I Was Told Armageddon Was Near, So I Wouldn’t Need A Job. Now I’m A BDSM Model.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | February 14, 2021 2:48 PM
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