Has it ever ended well when a beautiful celebrity woman procreated with an ugly man?

The spawn always comes out looking too much like daddy

The spawn always comes out looking too much like daddy

Without fail

Without fail

Look nothing alike

The woman at r3 and r4 is uglier than her husband, who is kind of cute.

The Demi Moore/Bruce Willis spawn, though, are hideous, and yes, their most unfortunate features come from Bruce.

I think people are forgetting that the women in question are often surgically enhanced...so their children have their original features, not the tweaked ones.

That poor kid. For a time, her mother was one of the most beautiful women in Hollywood. I can't imagine having to deal with being so....the opposite.

Why Christie, whhhhhhy?

r6 Jessica Alba ugly?

Demi and Bruce's kids. Dogs.

Don't forget us!

Bruce Willis was FAR from ugly.

I feel so sorry for Alexa Ray Joel. Imagine having Christie Brinkley as your mother but you look exactly like your father. Mother Nature can be a mean cunt sometimes.

Why does Rumor's face keep growing? Does she have a pituitary disorder?

Do not look directly at them or you will turn to stone.

r13 Bruce is rugged and masculine but quite plain. He doesn’t make for an attractive woman.

Half Breed

Stephanie Seymour has 2 good looking sons, but they are both 2 worthless pieces of shit

Bruce Willis's features on female faces is terrifying.

It worked out well for Justin Trudeau, mainly because he looks overwhelmingly like his mother.

Jessica Alba isn't that good looking in the photos at R3 and R4

And I've known some people who have worked with her and they say she is the biggest cunt in Hollywood. A complete and utter bitch

[quote] [R6] Jessica Alba ugly?

Oh, that's who that is. No, r10, I don't actually think she's ugly; I just think her husband is equally or more attractive. Also, that's a weird picture of her at r3.

Whitney's daughter looked nothing like her because SHE WASN'T THE KID'S MOTHER.The kid was from Bobby Brown's extra marital activity. But WH needed a pregnancy to look heterosexual.

Jude Law has gorgeous kids as does Daniel Day Lewis. They are all useless trust fund leeches.

Klaus and Nastassja KInski

r24 You’re insane. Not only was she obviously and overtly pregnant even in the swelling of her face, she had several reported miscarriages in the 90s. Whitney was attracted to women, we get it. That doesn’t mean she was incapable of having sex with a man and getting pregnant. A woman doesn't even have to be aroused

r24 You’re insane. Not only was she obviously and overtly pregnant even in the swelling of her face, she had several reported miscarriages in the 90s. Whitney was attracted to women, we get it. That doesn’t mean she was incapable of having sex with a man and getting pregnant. A woman doesn't even have to be aroused

Which Bruce-Demi daughter is this?

Whitney’s autopsy reported a C-section scar on her abdomen. You bottoms can’t bare to get it up for the opposite sex so you think everyone else is a weak as you. Sad

I could fuck a woman right now if I wanted to r24

r26 That man looks like Frankenstein

Charlotte Gainsbourg isn’t a beauty but her father looked a human pig so congrats to her

Klaus needed no make-up to play Nosferatu.

well, considering all the plastic surgery mommy has had, why would the kids look like her?

Olivia Newton-John's daughter. Her ex Matt wasn't too bad. But her daughter looks like a alien. Tons of plastic surgery and eating disorder. Pathetic. Sorry can't load a pic.

Padma Lakshmi’s daughter with Adam Dell is lovely.

Demi’s cheekbone implants keep fall down along with Rumer’s never ending face

r37 looks like Rumers are falling down too

The daughters of Patti Hansen and Keith Richards lucked out big time taking after their mother.

Caroline and Stephanie are not as pretty as their mother, but still attractive.

Julianne Moore’s daughter, seriously.

Juliannes husband is a babe.

Zoey Deutch is incredibly lucky that she got most of her mother's genes. Her sister, less so.

Julianne Moore has had some amazing work done. Seriously. She's pushing 60 and you'd never guess.

How this guy landed Lea Thompson at the height of her fame in the 80s is a great mystery.

I love you both EQUALLY

R7 Excellent point

Sometimes two attractive or ok looking people can have fug kids. Nia Peeples and Howard Hewett's son is fugly. Angie Harmon's husband Jason Sehorn isn't bad looking, but their daughters are hideous.

^ add Elvis and Priscilla to that list. They were good looking- Lisa Marie not so much

Dylan Penn takes after her mother Robin Wright.

Bruce’s kids with his new wife have got to be better looking than his first three. They can’t possibly be uglier. Right?

Deva Cassel (now 15), Monica Bellucci and Vincent Cassel's daughter, has turned out pretty. She does favor her mom but I see quite a bit of daddy in her too.

These pics are from June 2019:

Varla Jean Merman is perfectly lovely.

I don't think there's a worse example than Alexa Ray Joel. To have a mother THAT stunning and to be so not...

BRuce's second family

Any pix of ex-con Felicity Huffman and William H. Macy's kids? We know they're not that smart. Did they get Daddy's gnomish features?

IKeith Richards’ kids are good looking because he was quite good looking before the drugs destroyed his face.

I think they're pretty

Alexa Ray Joel looks in the mirror every day and screams "THERE IS NO GOD!"

Christie Brinkley’s other daughter is quite pretty though not as gorgeous as mom

R58 I think the girl standing next to William is pretty, the other girl not so much.

If Woody is really Ronan's dad he won the genetic lottery.

Hasn't Alexis had a bunch of plastic surgery recently? Really bad plastic surgery.

Alexa is very pretty. More real than her desperate to stay young and relevant mother

Well okay R57 if this is your type, who am I to argue?

Iman's elder daughter weighed 330 lbs before gastric bypass surgery.

That’s a particularly bad shot of him r65. He wasn’t that lumpy faced.

Ella Bleu Travolta probably wishes that she looked more like Kelly than John.

At least she has hair.

R18 has a point. What if they had three sons instead? They probably would have been fucking hot!

Jade Jagger is an absolute beauty, in my opinion. But the photographic lens despises her. If you see her in a video clip when she's speaking, the facial features change effortless between Mick and Bianca. Just about every picture I've seen of her looks like it was retouched in Satan's Backroom.

*effortlessly

Why did Robin Wright waste her superior genes on this insufferable toad? Their daughter turned out alright but not nearly as beautiful as RW was at that age. She and Carey Elwes should have had babies together.

R48 about Angie Harmon. The older kids are alright but the youngest one...oof.

R73 I think the son is kinda hot

Don't ask me

I don’t think Alexa Ray Joel is that bad. She has a cute, attractive face and would be considered “hot” at your average high school. Sailor looks more like her dad, piece of shit Peter Cook than she does her mom.

I think Alexa Joel looks pretty in this picture with her mom and siblings.

Not sure if Jack Brinkley Cook is a hottie in the making, or will his looks take a nosedive when he gets older?

Oh, come on r77, Sailor Cook looks EXACTLY like her mom.

If you can't clearly see that, it's time for a trip to LensCrafters.

Alexa looks like someone tried to clone Angelina and she was one of the failed subjects

That's the first time I've seen Sean Penn's son. Don't think he will be modeling in this lifetime.

Don't you love Christie Brinkley's picture with her daughters? They have more clothes on than her. So pathetic.

In OP's picture, the Willis kid bears a strong resemblance to Tiny Tim?

Perhaps Demi [italic] Tiptoed Through The Tulips?

Look at a picture Peter Cook. Sailor looks exactly like him, you blind piece of shit.

Jack is pretty unfortunate looking, with that pinched face and close set eyes. He also looks like his piece of shit father.

Too late R81

Dakota Johnson is another example of unattractive person with attractive parents.

R86 I refer to her as Tippi's Blanddaughter.

Alexa has definitely had work done.

R82 she's mercifully drawing attention away from Alexa.

You know Alexa has thought about pushing Sailor into oncoming traffic.

R88 not GOOD work

Hopper Penn for Saint Laurent!

They've fooled with his hair; he is rapidly balding.

Angie Harmon's kid looks like it's wearing anchovies on its forehead.

R42 Always wondered if Julianne Moore's hair color was natural or not... clearly she's passed the genes on to her kids!

What the actual fuck

God DAMN! Peter Cook definitely went for a downgrade.

I'm sure Christie Brinkley, with her hair up in curlers and a mud mask looks better than that thing.

Inevitably, the before picture is more attractive...

She looks like a man R94 and he's older than her parents. Christie is CACKLING

Yeah R94 his latest piece is freakish with that Jay leno chin. Her head looks poorly photoshopped onto her body. She’s loaded, though. Also his ex wife before her was pretty average looking too.

Been downgrading

Her parents run art galleries. Not sure how loaded that is. And if so, why the fuck is she marrying someone literally older than her parents?

R94, His future wife looks more like something that could do some major cackling.

Peter Cook's current wife looks like she could be his granddaughter. Doesn't he have a reputation of being a gross pig with women?

I know you all think Jackie Onassis and JFK were ugly, but they really weren't. Then there's Caroline. Jfk Jnr was hot and stunning and stylish like his mother, Caroline (and her kids) got none of Jackie's good looks and style and glamour, or flair and taste. Caroline and her kids are plain, nerdy aspie bores. Aristotle Onassis' first wife Tina was stunning, Christina was a gargoyle like her father. Must be very frustrating and sad to be the ugly daughter of a beautiful mother.

The Willis brood are also getting Demi's pre plastic surgery genes. She had a lot of work done.

Sophia Loren and her sons

r55 Bruce Willis threw his first three daughters under the bus by spawning the new batch. He really wanted to prove that his genes aren't defective.

I forget how bad nepotism is in Hollywood. For that ugly-ass Penn, Willis to get roles.

Woof, R13. And not in a good way. Double woof as he’s gotten older.

R105 His Y chromosome is certainly defective. Can't make a son to save his life. 6th time was the charm for my grandfather, though.

Gladly punted R76. Ya tragic excuse of a being.

Alexa Joel has grown into her looks and can be lovely.

That Penn kid. Yowza what a fugly mutt.

Maybe Rumer Willis used to be ugly but she has improved considerably. Her nose job was a very good move that gave more balance to her face and she looked hot as hell in Dancing. I wouldn't want to be the kid of any of these superstars.

[quote]I wouldn't want to be the kid of any of these superstars.

I'm sure being filthy rich softens the blow.

All’s well that ends well.

There is a topless photo of Demi's mom and she had a giant face too.

Rumer looks exactly like her grandmother

r114 Cher's face - "Letting that troll Sonny knock me up was the worst mistake I ever made."

r41 how cute she is Julianne's mini me

Sometimes I think Chastity transitioned so she would not be unfavorably compared to her mom. Cher was interesting looking and had an amazing body.

I know a couple (man would be attracted if he lost a lot of weight, wife is a fucking wildebeest) who have one of the cutest toddlers I've ever seen. Every time they post a picture of him, I'm shocked.

"I only hold hands with my pretty daughter."

Alexa Ray is going to go full Baby Jane someday. Part of her has to hate Sailor's guts.

2009: Two law enforcement sources said the overdose was classified as a suicide attempt, though a person close to Alexa Ray said she only consumed a homeopathic antihistamine called Traumeel.

Brinkley, in a blue raincoat, swept into the hospital about 4:20 p.m. Alexa Ray was released a few hours later, a source said. It was not clear where she was taken. Billy Joel - who told Newsday "she is going to be fine"- never left his Sag Harbor home.

"Billy didn't go so it didn't become a circus atmosphere," a friend said. "He was in constant phone contact," Joel's pal added.

Alexa Ray is the only child of Joel and Brinkley, whose nine-year marriage ended in divorce in 1994.

A source said their daughter has been an emotional wreck since breaking up with ex-bandmate Jimmy Riot a few years ago.

"She has battled depression," the source said. "She had a rough breakup with a boyfriend. . . . It was her first love."

A family friend said Brinkley's ugly split with former husband Peter Cook and Joel's marriage with a woman "almost her own age" also took heavy tolls on Alexa Ray.

Her own breakup added another layer of stress to the aspiring singer, who has struggled living "in the shadow of two famous parents," the friend said.

"Alexa has some emotional issues. This may be a cry for help," the friend said. "Christie loves Alexa, but she can be tough on her."

Added the family friend: "Her mother was a supermodel. Her father is one of the biggest pop stars in America. She's trying to find her place in the world."

After dropping out of NYU, Alexa Ray launched a singing career and was scheduled to perform twice in Manhattan on Thursday - at J&R Music World and the New York Stock Exchange tree lighting.

Her latest single is called "Invisible," which her Web site says "tells the story of disappointment over losing love and self-esteem and finding female empowerment."

In an August posting on her MySpace page, she listed her mood as "forgotten" and complained about her love life.

"I HATE going out!!" she wrote. "I'm a homebody and a workaholic. I don't like going out and drinking to meet men!!! I always have to drag myself out the door to get up the motivation to go out, and when I do go out, I don't meet anybody!!!"

She continued, "I live in the greatest city in the world and I can't seem to meet an interesting guy who also happens to be NICE."

I wondered if Billy Ray might have been hot when he was young. No.

Stop having daughters Billy. And his wife's name is Alexis? And they're about 3 years apart. God that's creepy.

His wife should've insisted on in-vitro "because I want to give you a son" while thinking "I don't want an ugly daughter!"

Sometimes equally unfortunate looking parents give birth to beautiful children.

You QUEENS forgetting ME ???

I aborted the wrong baby 👀👄🚬

Surely they could shave Rumer Willis' chin off? Doris Duke had her lantern jaw shaved off. Demi has had good work. Liza and Judy were both neither beauties nor ugly.

At least I WAS ADOPTED .

Rumer needs to lose the Edwardian wig look.

-waves at R125-

I love my daddy, but I'm so so SO glad I look like my mama

r125 Zendaya for instance

2nd wife was the charm, eh Bruce?

Holy FUCK R133

R40 disagree slightly about Caroline. Always thought she was that rare daughter of a great beauty who was every bit as uniquely stunning herself. It helped that she had her own strong, darker, European look. Caroline’s own daughters are very pretty but not world-class beauties like her and Grace.

R121 Yeah, but Alexa’s dad is Billy Joel while Sailor’s is Peter Cook. That counts for a lot in the long game.

I like Alexa's look better than Sailor's. Sailor is bland and Alexa is exotic.

I think Alexa is pretty both pre and post surgery. Not like her mom but still very attractive. It could have ended up a lot worse. Rumer did have a chin reduction already.

Bruce’s new kids are also ugly. The blond one looks exactly like Tallulah

Then there’s the homogeneous approach.

Billy Joel somehow has big eyes and sunken eyes at the same time. And unfortunately he passed those on to Alexa. Those are the big problem.

Or when a hot celebrity man marries a homely woman. Poor boys

The boys are not that bad. They look more natural. Somehow less chiseled. Attractive in the boys next door American way.

The Willis girl on the right in r55...she did not escape the curse.

Alexa Joel thinks she has problems? Imagine if your mother was Rita Hayworth, but you looked like a female Orson Welles from birth.

R112 Rob Lowe...jesus. I still would. And his sons are quite cute but it's just when you compare them to their father, that's all. Imagine his sons having to see all the comments from ladies on his Instagram. Rob in his prime was prettier than a lot of women. lol

You guys are harrrrssh.lol Rumer was really amazing on DWTS and I thought she was really sexy.

Rumer looks better in motion.

Rumer Willis only looks "sexy" and "amazing" if there is a paper bag over her head.

The Lowe boys look fine the way the Wright-Penn kids look fine, only less attractive. One gorgeous parent and then...

I'm sure her talent makes up for it, r1.

Gurrrrl!

"God DAMN! Peter Cook definitely went for a downgrade."

She's YOUNG and that's what matters to him

Rebecca Welles (daughter of Rita Hayworth and Orson Welles)

R125 yes I always remember a picture of Cindy Crawford with her parents and thinking really?

Also how many fabulous looking fameehores have less fortunate siblings- quite a few.....

[quote]I don't think there's a worse example than Alexa Ray Joel. To have a mother THAT stunning and to be so not...

Holy Christ!!! I thought you bitches were just being mean, but that is one ugly looking person.

It's no wonder Rebecca Welles ran off to Oregon or wherever and never showed her face again. When your mother is Rita Hayworth and you end up looking like that......

I think that Prince Harry looks better than both his parents and way better than William.

I think that Prince Harry looks better than both his parents and way better than William.

Just wait a year or two until most of Harry’s hair falls out. Then he won’t be ‘hot’ anymore.

His bald spot is growing everyday.

William at least had a five year period of attractiveness. From about 16 to 21 he was beautiful. Then he hit the wall hard.

[quote]Rebecca Welles (daughter of Rita Hayworth and Orson Welles)

Original Rita was nothing special:

Rebecca Welles died kinda young

OP's pic is horrifying. It is Demi's ugly genes all over that ugly wench. Possibly one of the ugliest bitches these eyes have scene. Bruce Willis has always been quite attractive in a masculine way. There is no getting past ugly Demi's gross inheritance. That daughter is ugly to the millionth degree.

Howard Stern's youngest daughter Ashley is considered "the pretty one", ie, the one who looks the least like him.

His first wife Alison wasn't model-beautiful, but she was waaayyy out of Howard's league.

Wow. She’s pretty rough looking in the picture at r164

R158 That's because Harry isn't Charles' biological son. It was that other handsome guy Di had an affair with. That's where the red hair came from.

r166 James Hewitt didn't even meet Diana until after Harry was born. Red hair is a Spencer family trait. Diana was actually an anomaly, being blonde. Her father and three siblings were all redheads. And Hewitt and Harry look nothing alike, facially.

Salma Hayek's daughter takes after her husband and Salma pre-op.

Link for Salma's daughter.

[quote][R158] That's because Harry isn't Charles' biological son. It was that other handsome guy Di had an affair with. That's where the red hair came from.

Are we seriously still doing this? For the last time: the red hair is a Spencer family trait. Harry is the spit and image of young Prince Phillip. And Charles Hewitt is NOT "handsome".

^^ *James* Hewitt.

Now, if they claim he's Rick Astley's father, that I'd believe.

R166 as if Di could get away with boning someone and having his bastard child like some common ghetto skank. Harry takes after the men on Diana's side. She has many good looking men in her line. The pic is Harry's cousin from Di's side.

Genetics and fate surely play cruel tricks when your mother is Christie Brinkley and your father is Billy Joel...

...and you end up with her musical talent and his looks.

Matilda Ledger will probably get plastic surgery to look less like Heath.

I could have lived a very contented, full, rich life without ever having had to see that photo R115

I think these ugly children, especially the girls, feel miserable growing up and knowing they don’t live up to people’s expectations regarding their looks. Must be tough when guys would rather do your mom who’s hotter....

[quote]I don't think there's a worse example than Alexa Ray Joel. To have a mother THAT stunning and to be so not...

Christy Brinkley almost seems like she’s a stepmother. It’s hard to imagine that she gave birth to Alexa Ray Fug.

Even worse, Christy’s other son and daughter are very attractive.

[quote]OP's pic is horrifying. It is Demi's ugly genes all over that ugly wench. Possibly one of the ugliest bitches these eyes have scene. Bruce Willis has always been quite attractive in a masculine way. There is no getting past ugly Demi's gross inheritance

Demi is not ugly and never was.

Those girls unfortunately inherited the worst possible combination of the bad traits from both parents.

R178 plastic surgery does not change how ugly and big faced Demi is. Her ugly mother just confirms it. Her poor ugly kids never had a chance.

Alexa Joel is distinctive-looking, at least. You couldn't pick Sailor Cook out of a line-up of other generically pretty blondes.

Sailor got every one of her mother's good features except Christie's high cheekbones, and that makes all the difference. Without that viking bone structure, Christie would have never been anything more than a catalog model. In this age of flagrant nepotism in the modeling industry, Sailor will do better than that. But she really shouldn't.

On occasion, two average looking people...

Create this...

Cindy Crawford and her sisters are a good example of what a crapshoot genetics are. Her sisters are attractive women, but there is only one supermodel in that family. Same gene pool, different results.

Sean Penn's son is odd looking but also kind of stunning.

He looks like he could have been a French Nouvelle Vague star from the '60s.

This picture will send every faggot running for the nearest rainbow! But, you can see there is nothing special or beautiful about her face whatsoever. It is wide and very plain jane. True beauty she is not.

Demi was not ugly. Sheesh.

Like others have said, Rumor looks like Demi’s crazy mother.

Fortunately, my kids got my good looks.

I kind of feel bad for those kids. The oldest boy is usually the only one who ever looks happy.

R187 I would just like to point out the all-too-apropos Dog Days wording behind the Spelling-McDermott crew.

R187 none of those kids are ugly, they just look like your average multigenerational inbred trailer trash from Kansas.

R184 Hopper Penn is not conventionally good looking but he is attractive.

The McDermott kids don’t look too bad, considering Tori’s horseface genetics.

They do always look miserable though.

[quote]Salma Hayek's daughter takes after her husband and Salma pre-op.

But she's so fucking rich!

Suzy Parker's daughter posts on a TCM group I follow on facebook. She's not hideous but she isn't the stunner her mother was.

Poor Christina Onassis did not inherit her mother’s good looks.

Ask yer mom.

I have a theory, men who are less rugged and masculine make for better looking daughters and women who are more manly and less feminine make for more manly and rugged looking sons.

Yes R148, the fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down sort of motion.

Alexa probably wishes she could push Sailor Moon into the path of an oncoming bus every day.

Wow, Tori's kids really do look like backwoods white trash.

Tori's family is unbelievably depressing.

She may not be drop dead gorgeous like her mother, but Jaclyn Smith’s daughter with her ex Tony Richmond is very attractive.

They’re haters Tori. Us gorgeous moms need to stick together.

All the sites say Aaron Spelling was worth 600 million when he died which all went to his bitch wife. Randy and Tori only got 800 k each. Outrageous!

Martha Plimpton got the strangest mix of features from both her parents, and I think they’re attractive people. She looks like she has a genetic syndrome or something.

Also Christopher Plummer’s once handsome features look god awful on his daughter, I feel terrible for her, especially for getting that nose.

I always thought that Toby Stephens was quite hot considering neither Maggie Smith nor Robert Stephens were good looking.

R206 He looks like absolutely dog shit in most photos but he was perfection playing Gatsby in The Great Gatsby

Alexa Ray Joel is how I’d want to look like if I had to be a Jewess.

I’d work in PR or be an agent or divorce lawyer.

“Bubbelah, I told Paramount you won’t do it for less than ten and director approval.”

People are really fucking cruel. Who posts shit like this? Insulting other people’s looks.

Meanwhile I’m sure you live in a double wide in some backlot in arizona obese and smelly as fuck.

Victoria Sellers owns this thread. Her mother wanted nothing to do with her because was so plain. In the end she ended up whoring for Heidi Fleiss. She was screened over for her inherited too. Peter Sellers step daughter got the lot.

Jesus, my typos!

Go back to Facebook, R210. I’m sure your friends need to see another photo of Jayden and Maddyssyn.

R213 She sounds like a butthurt fraucunt from hell. Insulting and degrading others is DL catnip.

R202 Oh yes, Spencer Margaret. She was a cute little toddler. I remember seeing pictures of her with Mama Jaclyn in the scandal sheets back in the day. Always thought that name was Jaclyn’s attempt at being aristocratic.

While clearly Alexa is better looking than Demi's girls, Christie is much farther for her to fall than Demi.

Body language. Who's your favorite, Christie?

I don’t get the Alexa Joel hate. I see a pretty woman. Am I blind? Yes she’s not as gorgeous as her mother but still very attractive, no? Plus she is very curvy.

R16 Dear Lord!

Proof there is no God.

R217 Puh-lease. She loves them both. She doesn't have 4 legs so she cannot be facing them both simultaneously.

First, Bruce Willis is a good looking guy, not a model, but nice looking man. Clearly after going through the thread, his children with Demi resemble their maternal grandmother. Demi has no doubt had surgical enhancements as she has aged, but there's plenty of early work that shows her natural beauty.

And, Diana's Spencer genes are strong in the looks department. Even her granddaughter Princess Charlotte is all Spencer when you compare family baby pictures. William and Harry do not look like Charles or the Queen.

OT, but speaking of Alexa Raye Joel, that episode of RHWNJ? It was so weird. Everyone was on board to showcase her music and pretend she was dating the Manzo son. No one was buying that nonsense.

I think Alexa is much more attractive than Sailor. That video is painful to watch R217. Brinkley clearly prefers Sailor.

^^ How can you tell whom she really prefers from a hyper edited 2-minute video?! Jeez.

R170 There will always be a Harry is Hewitt’s son conspiracy. You’re right , he’s the image of his grandfather at his age and the red hair comes from the Spencers. Diana’s mother and sister are redheads.

R218, I think she looks better, but due to surgery

She got the Great Neck special on that nose:

R136 And i completely disagree about Caroline. She has a horse face. Too long, bony, just ugly. All of Grace's children are ugly to me. At lest her grandchildren are somewhat better.

I think Alexa Joel is a perfectly nice looking woman. She's better looking than Jennifer Aniston, who had an unsightly jaw. Sailor is bland. I just don't get the hate. Personal preferences, I suppose.

Why do you describe it as "hate"? People just don't think she's attractive. If she felt attractive, she wouldn't have gotten surgery.

OP oh my that is not a flattering picture of Rumor. Her head seems so large and manly. But on the flip side, she could convincingly play a masculine looking female prison warden.

R230-she probably got surgery because she read criticisms of her looks - i.e. hate. Again, I think she's a nice looking woman, so I don't get the criticism. Then again I always found her mother somewhat generic.

Alexa Ray is 10 years older than Christie’s next child.

Poor Christie was probably too traumatized to try and have another child, afraid it would turn out even uglier.

Alexa only looks “decent” in photos where she’s been airbrushed and ‘shopped to high heaven.

shit, I thought she had that chin sawed off yrs ago......damn

R170. I hope spit and image was a phone error.

ok, yes Jessica alba is cunty.

demi's kids take after her momma .

the penn 'model' boy is fug !

b willis is not pretty

alexa joel is not ugly, but I laffed my ass off at some of the above brilliantly scathing remarks.

ive seen julianne moore in a Village antiquey store:::SERIOUS SHOPPER !

Jennifer Garner and Affleck have gorgeous children

Violet was a plain little girl, but she does seem to be improving with age.

[quote]Alexa Ray Joel is how I’d want to look like if I had to be a Jewess. I’d work in PR or be an agent or divorce lawyer.

That’s the point. Those are the types of jobs she’s meant for. Not a “music career”.

She’s as hard on the ears as she is on the eyes.

The smart celebrity offspring don't try to compete with mom or dad professionally, as 90% of the time they didn't inherit the looks, charisma, talent, and drive that made their parent famous. There are notable exceptions, but they are very much exceptions.

R234 most are photoshopped to death and some just aren't photogenic.

That given, Teresa Giudice's daughters and the Willis girls are the ugliest females alive. I do think Alexa Joel is very attractive....her sister Sailor (god help us with these names) is bland and meh. Christie rarely ever took a bad picture but as model material....you never saw her on the runways ala Linda and the 1990s supermodels . Brinkley did great for Sports Illustrated , three steps above any tits and ass magazine

That girl in the OP looks like someone who was in a tragic accident that required massive facial reconstruction, and that's the best the surgeons could do.

If you think any of the people in this thread are the "ugliest females alive" you need to get out more.

R38 are you high? Violet’s father is Vartan and the little boy is Damon’s. The ugly middle daughter is Ben’s biological child, hence the ugly.

I mean R238

The troll-like Bernie Ecclestone of Formula 1 and his beautiful wife have pretty daughters. Yes they have been enhanced but they were pretty before. A true rarity.

[quote]The smart celebrity offspring don't try to compete with mom or dad professionally, as 90% of the time they didn't inherit the looks, charisma, talent, and drive that made their parent famous.

I don't understand?

[quote]If you think any of the people in this thread are the "ugliest females alive" you need to get out more.

Yes, but it's much more tragic when your mother is a supermodel or movie star...and you turn out looking like Alexa Joel or Rumer Willis.

Going back to Jessica Alba, I’ve always thought her dude was really cute in a ‘hot guy in your office‘ kind of way.

[quote]Christie rarely ever took a bad picture but as model material....you never saw her on the runways ala Linda and the 1990s supermodels .

Christie certainly didn't have Linda's versatility.

Linda's son seems cute and will probably turn out reasonable-looking.

Very, very few children of celebrities would've made it on their own. Offhand, I think Michael Douglas, Jane Fonda and Liza Minnelli would've made it even if they'd been the children of a Midwestern plumber. They were all unique and had that certain something. Not many others ever would've made it without connections.

Somebody like Alexa Ray Joel should have been a Jewess divorce lawyer or PR hag, I agree with the above poster. She's done nothing but waste her time with a "music career."

The Willis sisters should have gone into a career of haunting an old Victorian mansion.

The Kardashian toddlers are all going to be hideous, especially Khloe's and Kylie's.

Can we lay off Alexa Ray Joel? She’s not ugly in the slightest but because she looks exactly like Billy and isn’t a replica of her mom everyone freaks out and calls her ugly. I actually think she’s prettier than Sailor Brinkley Cook, who has a flat, shapeless face like her father. At least Alexa has some character in her face. Sailor has no bone structure and looks like every other blah blonde in the Hamptons.

R244 You're a fucking moron. Ugly children of the rich and famous are way worse than garden variety white trash.

There's no plastic surgeon in the world who can help Rumer, Scout, or Tallulah Willis.

Um Tallulah and Scout are nowhere near as deformed as Rumer. I think the poster up thread who mentioned a pituitary disorder might be into something. She already got that jaw shaved down and it grew back.

Tallulah and Scout look like feral animals.

r236 "Spit and image" is the original form of the expression.

Well, that's some straight-up Tumblr fanfiction @R245

R260 it's been talked about FOREVER especially here on DL. Violet looks nothing like Ben and you're fucking blind if you think that boy is not the spitting image of Matt Damon. The only child who resembles Ben is the hideous middle daughter.

R251, Linda belongs to a threat “Beautiful women that hit the wall hard after age30”. Her transformation is unbelievable.

r245 I think you replied to the wrong post

Aliens fucking Elvis has also been talked about forever, that doesn't make it true. It's absolutely ridiculous to claim each child has a different famous father. And it just so those famous men are: A former famous boyfriend, her famous husband and her famous husband's famous friend. Fucking soap opera bullshit.

Correction: And it just happens those famous men are:*

I'm not much on conspiracy theories, but Affleck's son does resemble Damon. Wee Matt pictured here:

Of course he will resemble. He is a love child of Ben and Matt.

And you honestly believe that Damon who doesn't have a son would just allow him to take Affleck's name?

Affleck and sprog

It's sad how Affleck never got his body back after the baby came.

Damon and Garner have never liked each other, the thought that they fucked is ridiculous.

You people are insane. He looks like his mother. he has his mother's squinty eyes

r241 Its worse when a beautiful mother is always trying to out shine her daughters...yes, I talking to you Christie!

It must be quite the ego boost for Christie to know that neither of her daughters is as hot as she is.

Alexa Ray Joel's GBF has found this thread.

And honestly, Billy's new wife Alexis (how creepy is that) was a brave woman to have 2 daughters with him. Those kids are gonna be...something

r272 That child is either going to grow up to be stunningly gorgeous or go the opposite and be hideous . He has such strong features for a baby.....Hope Im still alive to see him become an adult

Who’s your daddy?

Samuel Affleck does look a lot like his mother, as does Violet. Only the middle child looks like Ben.

Aside from seeing dollar signs, why would you want to have kids with a man in his 70s?

Violet has that French bone structure. She does not have the body type of Jen, I wouldn't be surprised if she was Vartan's.

R141 Your pic is as scary as the OPs.

I'd be sending these spawn to a nunnery.

Lea Thompson(posted a few times on this thread) is a lesbian cunt who does meth...just sayin'.

You’re blind r280. That girl is the spit of her mum. “Body type” Lol.

R141 yuck! All three look like Muppets. Very cartoonish.

R195 what good looks? Her eyes were so far apart that they looked like they were each on the corners of her face.

R141 All three could play Cyrano de Bergerac

I think Alexa is quite pretty. There's a huge difference between photogenic and actually prettiness. She's far more striking and interesting than her Cali Girl looking mom.

Exactly R287. I think Alexa is quite gorgeous and incredibly sexy. Her white bread sister certainly has no sex appeal.

All the posters on here defending Alexa Joel and claiming that she’s “gorgeous”, are obviously Jewish.

Honey, I'm as WASP as it gets, and I think Alexa Joel is much more interesting-looking than generic Sailor. Not a standard beauty, Alexa, but a pretty, distinctive face.

I'm biracial you anti-Semite & yeah exotic looking people are usually more attractive. As is the case with Alexa/Sailor.

[quote]Linda belongs to a threat “Beautiful women that hit the wall hard after age30”. Her transformation is unbelievable.

Linda never had much, if any, plastic surgery. She still has her own, somewhat odd-shaped nose. She also used to be rail thin, but now obviously just eats like a typical person.

As a result, she now looks like a normal 50+ woman.

[quote]& yeah exotic looking people are usually more attractive.

Not in Alexa’s case.

How many of Ben's kids will be alcoholics?

R289 Go fuck yourself.

R289 is clearly an anti-Semite. FF his ass. I'm too tired of this kind of bullshit.

Does Blue Ivy ever not seem to be a miserable bitch?

R296 I would, but I'm fresh out of F/Fs, after using them on a Zuckerberg thread, where posters are claiming Jews are lizards. I'm wondering where all the Jew haters live... which trailer park, etc...

I think many people who admire dark hair and eyes could find Alexa attractive. In many pictures, she looks as if she could be Italian, Lebanese, or Spanish... I don't think it is ever fair or unbiased to claim there is one phenotype of a Jewish person. I also wish people would cease and desist calling Jewish women Jewesses.

DL, you have quite a long way to go to come into the twenty-first century.

She does seem a horrible child, R297. A complete and utter brat.

R298-I did it for both of us. Honestly, it's disgusting. We're finding anti-Semitic propaganda around our town along with Swastikas burned into our parks. I'm just not having it.

R297, with a face like that, wouldn't you be perpetually pissed off too?

Cheers R300....and to everyone else who did/does.

I totally agree, 290. Your eye stays on her face more as it's more pleasing to look at her face than Sailor's.

Wow, I'm not Jewish I just think Sailor is totally blah. Sure, she's blonde and thin but there's nothing dynamic in her face. She looks exactly like her womanzing pederast father so maybe that's why I'm not a fan of her physiognomy.

Nicely put R304. She looks like a hundred girls I see on the metro every week. Boring.

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R294 that's so sad to think. Wonder which child will be the most fucked up based on his antics of late? I'm guessing the youngest one followed by the Easter Island looking daughter.

Alexa looks like the first wife of a Great Neck physician. Sailor looks like the second wife of a Great Neck physician.

C'mon R185 you couldn't find a cropped pic? I do not come here to be assaulted by pussy.

JFC r185. Demi looked like she was smuggling the Harlem Globetrotters in her snatch.

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In what world would this face have a modeling contract if not for her famous model mother? None. Plain, boring, blah. Next.

Sailor isn't a beautiful as her mother, but Alexa is just unfortunate.

r289 ..you must be the one who keeps calling Alexa the "Jewess" you anti semitic prick!

r311 "stunning" with thighs as big as her mothers many mansions. She is so meh....

Is that Sailor R311? Because - yikes

Yes that is Sailor. Google “Sailor Brinkley Cook candid” or “sailor Brinkley cook no makeup” and you will see these gems. She’s really nothing special. All of her “hot” photos are with a ton of makeup, hair and lighting and heels/shape wear/hooker dresses.

For the products of such couplings a bucket of water to drown them should be mandatory in the delivery room.

R16 Are we sure that Demi and Bruce are not brother and sister because those kids look like they are the product of incest

Rumer also tried to have a music “career”. Is that the default life path for these celeb fug-spawn?

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R256 nothing short of a full head transplant for each.

Seriously genetically challenged.

Relax Andy Cohen at R210. No one on this thread has mentioned your wonky eye.

Until now.

Eeek! WTF is it with Brits and the overdoing withthe fake tanning? That Ecclestone creature is frightening.

What's a pity about celebrity sprog is that the world is their oyster. They can indulge any curiosity and afford the best educations (Lori Loughlin and Felicity Huffman scandals notwithstanding.) Yet, so few of them do anything beyond trying to be pale imitations of their parents.

R315, you must be manorexic if those thighs are big to you. Her face is okay but her body is great.

Can you imagine your mother is Britt Ekland and you end up looking like Peter Sellers

^ What does her kid look like?

Victoria Sellers. Looks just like her dad

Bruce was smoking hot in the Moonlighting era; as a young gayling, I was entranced by him.

Poor Tiffany and Alexa, Jesus.

I have to agree with r315. She has a very athletic body. her thighs are heavy. Certainly not model material.

[quote]Violet has that French bone structure. She does not have the body type of Jen, I wouldn't be surprised if she was Vartan's.

You're fucking insane and need to get your eyes checked. You're like those loons who think that Harry is that other guy's kid when she met that guy AFTER Harry was born, Di's family has red hair and Harry looks more like the Windsors than William.

The ultimate example is fugtastic Travis Scott and Kylie Jenner. Stormi is ugly.

[quote]But, you can see there is nothing special or beautiful about her face

Please just stop. When she had that pixie cut, you could see how beautiful she was. Not a lot of women can pull off short hair. She started a trend with that cut.

And the shaved head for Gi Jane. Her face is obviously beautiful

it's always funny when the vicious little dl queens call everyone ugly, even A list actresses celebrated for their looks, or beloved boy band members like Harry Styles who are likewise famous for being good looking.

Rumer Willis was on Howard Stern once and talked about how insecure she was over her looks and how she was teased. I felt very sympathetic to her after that. Alexa Ray is beautiful in her own way, striking.

Rumer looks like the funhouse mirror version of her mom

Enough of this "does Christie prefer Sailor or Alexa?" crap; what I wanna know is, who does Jessica prefer, Shura...

...Or Walker?

Rumer has pretty eyes if you manage to isolate them from the rest of her face but she needs to reconstruct everything else. What a complete clusterfuck. The whole skull is wrong.

She looks nice here. I think she should stick with the shorter hair. It looks better

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Re: Rumer Willis

So what did they do to make her look good in The House Bunny? Because she doesn't look ugly in it AT ALL

I think there is something to Rumer looking better in motion. She's not photogenic but she looks quite normal in movies.

Which one of them was Demi incubating on that famous Vanity Fair cover?

R333 well both her parents are ugly so shes doomed

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R296 I'm too tired too.

R344 The hair and wardrobe people pulled Rumer’s hair forward by three inches to cover each side of her face and then topped it off with a hat. We’re looking at only about 50% of her facial area in that clip.

R350 I still don't think she's the hideous freak everyone says she is. If she can look normal with hair, makeup, wardrobe and lighting, she can't be THAT ugly.

Really, is she that hideous, though?

I don't think she is a good singer.

R353 she talks about how easy it is to judge from behind a computer or phone screen.

She's right. There's no need for it. We don't have to all look alike and there's different kinds of beauty. Why can't we lift each other up?

She's not far or anything.

Really don't think she's ugly. Her features look sharp in stills but not ugly.

I think that Rumer is rather attractive. It’s just in some still photos that she looks odd but don’t many of us. It’s such a cruel environment these days for our youth to grow up in. I wonder what people will think 100 years from now when they see the selfies and butt/lip implants or if it will actually be worse by then and we will all be half cyborg anyhow.

R280

French bone structure?

Even if she is not Affleck's daughter...

Where from?

Michael Vartan is half Bulgarian Armenian (Vartanian) and half Jewish-Polish American

I don't know why exactly I find Charlotte Gainsbourg attractive, but I do.

Sometimes it works out.

Gainesbourg has the same jolie laide (ugly-pretty) quality that her mother did.

R360 Doesn’t that kind of prove OP’s point, though? Kelly Ripa is attractive but no great beauty.

Attractive people tend to make attractive children. Beautiful people…well it’s more of a tossup.

I think that's because great beauty often has an off-kilter quality to it. Yes, there are people who look like marble statues, but more often beauty lies in just the right combination of features coming together in just the right way: Mess with the recipe just a bit, and you get plainness or even ugliness. Thus, great beauties often have unfortunate-looking children, whose recipes didn't work out so well.

R335 As fucking if. Not in a million years. If that wide faced dolt was legit pretty her kids would be as well. Genes cannot lie.

All three of Ripa's brood are fugly and nerdy. The girl beside her has a deformed face. She is missing the whole bottom of her face.

Gene Tierney's daughter Christina Cassini was not the great beauty her mom was

Even got a little 'stache going

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R378 I wonder if Kelly is jealous of dem big ole titties

Rumer Willis looks like Eric Stoltz in "Mask" in OP's photo.

I know, r369. When I saw that pic, I though "Couldn't she share a little with her mom?" I think part of the problem is that Kelly just got way too thin.

She had some when she was younger:

Add me to the list of people who think Kelly's daughter looks better. Kelly looks haggard and anorexic.

Kelly strikes me as one of those women who one time was told she could stand to lose a little weight. and has been obsessively thin ever since.

Agreed, R373. And I guarantee the people who told her were hideous swamp monsters like Harvey W.

Gene Tierney was stunning.

Gene Tierney was stunning.

That thing to the left of Demi looks like a 17th century Spanish Habsburg in a wig.

The Rumered Willis is something/one my eyes hurt after seeing.

And all the surgery didn't help her.

Poor dear.

I wonder if Angie decided that Shiloh was a boy bc she didn't want her to grow up to be prettier than her. The kid had potential.

You know Demi is always like "people think we're sisters!"

I'm sorry but I think someone like Joy Behar is ugly compared to Rumer Willis.

If you didn't know her mom was Demo Moore you would probably think she's prettier than Heather Matarazzo.

"I wonder if Angie decided that Shiloh was a boy bc she didn't want her to grow up to be prettier than her."

Yeah right, she didn't put a gun to the kid's head and make her look like a boy. Shiloh is 13, not 3. What makes you think she doesn't have a mind of her own?

Angelina was dressing Shiloh in boy clothes and blue from birth

The bio son is quite bland for being the scion of Brangelina. The adopted daughter is very pretty and feminine.

"Angelina was dressing Shiloh in boy clothes and blue from birth"

So girls can't wear blue now? Did I miss something? And I seriously doubt she wore "boy clothes" from birth....

Yeah, I thought Shiloh was just one of those things that happens until Vivienne started dressing that way, too. I don't think Angelina could bear if either of her bio-daughters grew up to be beautiful, especially now that her own beauty is starting to fade. The only way Shiloh or Viv will ever dress in a feminine way is if they get completely out of their mother's control.

They aren't that pretty - even if they dressed to the nines they wouldn't be better looking than her. You are just trying to make her look jealous, without any evidence to back that up.

Angie looked exactly like Shiloh as a child and young girl: You can't compare the looks of plain little girls with adult, surgically-enhanced and professionally made-up women.

Angie when she was about Shiloh's current age. Very similar except for the coloring and, of course, the boyish clothes. An adult, feminine Shiloh would probably give Angie a run for her money, but Angie's made sure that never happens.

A close-up of Shiloh for comparison. If anything, Shiloh is better looking than child-Angie was.

Damn it! Did not mean to start this shitstorm. Please dont let my stupid post derail what's been an entertaining thread.

Okay, on a different topic, Mamie Gummer didn't get her talent or her looks. And she was never known to be a raving beauty.

*her mother's talent or looks

"An adult, feminine Shiloh would probably give Angie a run for her money, but Angie's made sure that never happens."

According to you.

R383 so clothes determine sexual preference now. Fucking frau moron. All three of Angie's bio kids are rather ugly looking, just like her mom. Angie has always been considered atrociously ugly by many people and tops ugly lists.

Except for her lips, Shiloh looks like her father.

r367 I think this was LTs adopted daughter Maria

What about the fugly Kimye spawn?

R354 because this is the DL, “home of pointless bitchery“.

R359 I doubt many straight men find that attractive

[quote]The bio son is quite bland for being the scion of Brangelina. The adopted daughter is very pretty and feminine.

Ok, I'm gonna have to ask: which twin is the boy and which one is the girl in that pic? There's no telling with crazy Ang.

I'd say it ended quite well when Ingrid Bergman spawned with Roberto Rossellini, who was no looker.

It ended well for Isabella. Her twin Ingrid has always been plain. At least she was smart enough to go into academia, one profession where looks don't matter much.

Genetics really are a crazy thing as R403 reminds us. Look at Ashton Kutcher. He became a model/actor and his twin has CP. Both depressing and astonishing.

JLo’s kids look just like their father.

Her son is not so bad looking, but her daughter, yikes!

Tim Burton and Helena Bonham Carter's kids; Bill takes after his mom (look up young HBC) and Nell has her dad's sleepy eyes.

R359 it’s the fact that you know Gainsbourg has something going on upstairs. The eyes are the windows to that intellect.

Sharon and Ozzy

This is what they made

Well, to be fair Sharon doesn't apply to this thread topic because she was NEVER a beautiful woman. I just wanted to post it because I can't stand the bitch.

R410 The pig in lipstick. As John Rivers might’ve said “make it disappear I want to see that kid disappear”.

R407 Those kids look good considering who their parents are.

R392 I thought Meryl was very striking and beautiful in the 1970s but then in the 1980s when she started having all those ugly perms she became fug. Hair alone can make a big difference on some people.

And sometimes bad hair is just a small part of the problem.

You bottoms can’t bare to get it up for the opposite sex so you think everyone else is a weak as you. Sad"

"I could fuck a woman right now if I wanted to"

R27, R28, R30, Of course you can fuck a woman you're the ugly DL Bi troll, and gay men aren't weak FF and fuck off with your homophobia you piece of shit.

This is OT, but r415's pic reminded me that Glenn Close was one of very, very few women who could rock an 80s spiral perm and make it look fabulous. Those 80s perms looked like shit on 99% of women. Glenn was a rare exception.

^Spiral perms looked best blond.

[quote]You bottoms can’t bare to get it up for the opposite sex so you think everyone else is a weak as you. Sad"

We can't get it up for the opposite sex because our brains are wired to be homosexual, you ignorant cunt.

Young Meryl Streep was beautiful

The link in r420 may be dangerous.

Ozzy and Sharon aren't goodlooking people......I don't think their kids are any less attractive than they are.

Just saying, Shiloh used to wear dresses and carry baby dolls and have long hair. There are also pics of Angie holding Shiloh in dresses.

I read she wanted to fit in with her cool older brothers so she started dressing that way.

If I were famous, I wouldn't want my girls sexualized. Maybe I would encourage whatever form of protection would keep them out of the spotlight, or being Jodie Foster madman targets. Being tomboyish, sure.

She really was, R420! So pretty.

R414 - everyone was having those damn perms in the 80s. Horrid.

Shiloh is tragic. She could be s stunner if she'd just embrace what she actually is.....female.

R397 No, it’s Liza Todd, her daughter with Mike Todd.

[quote]Shiloh is tragic. She could be s stunner if she'd just embrace what she actually is.....female.

Shiloh is tragic because she’s being raised by a mother who is clinically insane.

R246, who are you to tell a kid how to look or dress?

surely them 3 girls of bruce and demi have enuf $ to get things sawed off and pumped out and pulled bak to appear normal....

Olivia Hussey + this dude?

LOL @ R430.

r431 Olivia Hussey was attractive when she was young. Her husband has always been a troll. Their daughter is gorgeous.

Hussey's daughter can't act for shit. She was in that limited series with Chris Pine not too long ago.

That pic of Demi and her daughter is almost scary. What I find interesting about her daughters is that they behave like beauties. Good for them I guess but they are not- and all that surgery. Kind of creepy.

Do the three daughters do anything at all in the way of work?

Rumer’s face looks like a tumer.

No R436. Everything is paid by their folks.