Cows and Fraus! Moo for November!

Monday Morning Moo!

What an utterly ridiculous way to start the week.

Udderly!

Makes cow tipping easier.

Cows can't milk people. They don't have hands.

It just takes practice, R5. You should see Gertie’s cursive!

I have a friend who’s cow-adjacent, but, he’s not domesticated.

This week, on Monday Morning Moos...America’s Got Cows!

OMG, Ferdinand, Melrose, have you seen this?! What an amazing song! I could listen to it ‘til the cows come home.

And a shout out to the veterans in our barnyard! Thank you for your service!

Not to discuss cow privates, but....

So, I was visiting our Swedish exchange cow, Gracie, last week, and the question came up as to whether a chicken and a pig can co-exist? “Haha”, I said! So I gave them some advice, and I didn’t even get credit as a technical advisor! Typical, Swedish!

Oh, moo for November!

Overstock has a selection of ersatz cow pajamas. Perfect Xmas gift for the cow-lover in your life. Their link is to long, so just do a search on the site.

^”too long”, I’m not a dumb cow!

There’s already been a thread on this OP. Would it have killed you to have done a search first before you posted this? I mean really? What’s wrong with having a little consideration for others and doing a search first? Would it really have been that hard? Would it?

This is R13

R13, some MMM threads are getting paywalled, because of the enormous interest. Moo. Oh, excuse me, I “Moo” when I’m stressed. Anyway, some of us can’t tell when there is a paywall. For these reasons, multiple threads have resulted, Moo!

You really do seem like you need to “Moo” to let some stress out, have you considered, Moo, that? Nobody does it, but it works.

Hurry, Melrose, hurry! Minutes left to MMM’s,

Homer you didn’t moo!

I’m mooing for him! A sheep can moo, I am telling you.

I’m here!,

We got all stuck up in r8, it was like crack. Not that I would know. But it was, it was like crack.

We need to talk!

Happy Monday Moos, Everybody!

Bleeeeh...

Phyllis, did you see the thread about living with chickens? I thought of you and Carl.

müh.

I’m still watching, Algernon dear. Hold on!

I’m taking a break from the video to repeat that a cow and a chicken can coexist peacefully, and why not? Porquois non? C’est la vie, mes poules. BagOINK.

That Swede gets a little long winded but I liked this video. What a cute calf!

It’s me and Carl!!

My pig! My beautiful couchon!

That swede reminds me of me of a soft hearted bull I used to date, right down to the calm and comforting swagger. Ahh...

^ That didn’t type right. Can you read that, Gertie?

I’m suddenly shy.

I can read it. Not sure what the problem is, that you see?

Earl, we can all read your message, sir, and we are charmed.

Bleeeeh.

I’m so out of the loop on this one that I’m in another stratosphere. Moo? x

R10 is beautiful, beautiful!

Moo, r34 YES. MooOO!

Cows are good.

But veal is delightful.

Cows are good, veal is delicious.

Quick secret vote: shall we take r34 to ride on our beautiful balloon?

Yes, of course! Günther! Let’s all pile in. What could go wrong?

What could go wrong indeed, sir.

Hide your blankets, lock up your fedoras. Ukuleles strumming, Cap’n coming home. Moink.

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R43 is the best thing we ever saw, Bravo!

What kind of critter are you, Rhoda?

I can’t speak for r45 but I notice we’re lacking both peacocks and goats. Rhoda? Ducklings, too.

She's the Boogie Woogie Bugle Cow From Company B.

New best thing I ever saw, r47. Mooo.

Best Tuesday I ever had, thanks r47.

We ❤️ R47!

For some queer reason, we have been getting paywalled after 50 replies, so please stampede over to the linked thread. Thank you.