If you were a lady, what would your name be?

Moira.

Siblings in my family: Susan, Karen and Janet. Shocking.

Something beautiful and feminine like Elena or Magdalena. I would own a black lace shawl and be sensually beautiful but tragically religious.

Had I been a girl, I would have been Elizabeth-Beth for short. Thank god that didn't happen.

Kitty

Deidre

Audrey

My parents wanted to name me either Greta or Melanie.

Ethel or Gertrude. Maybe Edith.

Marmalade

Lisa.

Millicent

Penelope

Lady Bird

After two boys my parents wanted a daughter and they would’ve named me Theresa. They had another son after me and finally a daughter and they named her Christine and she turned out to be a nightmare.

In a chat room, please call me Lady Chatterley

Rhoda, obvs. x

Patrice

If I was a girl, my parents were going to name me Mary.

Eve, Eva, Yvette -someone with a rich past that’s none of your business

Ms. Leona or Madame Demetria

Mary!

Fancy

Cookie

I was told it was supposed to be ATM and it had nothing to do with money.

Being poor sucked.

Prudence-Chastity

Estelda Postwhistle, just to watch people's consternation.

[R21] best one yet.

Sexanne

VulvaMae

My parents liked Dawn or Leigh Anne for a girl. Both sound very 1970s.

Tuesday

Celeste

Cat Stevens

Gaga

Melisende. Maybe Theodora.

Honor Blackman.

Pussy Galore

Carlotta.

Tondelaya

Amelia Elegante Lemonaire

I might just fuck up a few names... Cahalgatha.

Yes, Cahalgatha Falls. I see your penis and I’m not impressed. I met Catholic fellows in the war, you see.

Diana (Rigg)

Carole Lazenby

Tatjana Nikolaevna - sounds regal just like myself.

Cuntface, Cunt for short

Millicent or Georgette.

Pat

EPHEMERIA

Jewannafukme

Millie. Though I yearn to be a Lorna.

[quote]R4 Had I been a girl, I would have been Elizabeth-Beth for short. Thank god that didn't happen.

Beth’s alright. She’s good hearted.

Nobody's said Cheryl yet?

Antonia

& on DL, Gurlene.

Lady Luck.

Isabelle or maybe something as simple as Cathy

Karen. I'm a petty small minded bitch who loves complaining about unimportant things. And yes , I would have the Talk to the Manager haircut .

Desdemona.

[quote]Isabelle or maybe something as simple as Cathy

Yes, Cathy's a simple gurl. No tricks up her sleeve.

Concepta

Teresa Renteria

Hermenegilda. But everyone would call me Pickles.

I would be Blanche, after my paternal grandmother, who was, to me, the most awesome woman ever born, tall, stately, every inch a grand lady, beautiful clothing and jewelry, classically trained singer. I was the apple of her eye. We talked a lot, from childhood to adulthood, and she told me about every skeleton in the family closet, both maternal and paternal sides. She didn't believe in covering things up. I adored her. As a small child, she let me play in her bedroom, and her only rule was "Put everything back where it belongs when you're finished." She adored my father, her only child, and she disliked my mother intensely. I can understand why, but that's another story entirely. I miss her so much.

Estrild, or maybe Nerissa.

Lady Polly Esther Charmeuse

First Lady Stockard Channing Tatum

I like Frenchy “ine” names. Sandrine, Justine, Pomeline.

Flora

Lindsey Belle, of course!

Astrid or Simone

Pansy

Claire.

Have you ever met a nasty Claire? Of course you haven't.

Orgazmia, with a “Z”.

Strumpet

Transwomen come up with great names. They usually have a sense of fun. Unlike stupid frau names.

Dot

Amanda

Millicent

This would have been funnier:

Sen. Lindsey Belle, R-Petticoat Junction

I might be a woman, but I would NEVER be a LADY.

R78 =

[quote]r65 I like Frenchy “ine” names. Sandrine, Justine...

Names like that (and Desiree, Angelique, etc.) only work on divorcees.

But I assume you'd be on your sixth husband by now, so - -

Tallulah or Beatrice

Gabriella. What a GAY name.

[quote]r66 Flora

Flora's pretty, but she's also that weird like bitch from THE INNOCENTS, so watch your back.

^^ and her little brother is that reverse-pedo weirdo Miles, who tries to kiss you goodnight too long.

[italic]NO, THANY YOU

Ernestine.

Dahlia

Jezebel

Anything but Polly. For some reason, I have a real aversion to that name.

Arya Stark of Winterfell

I always liked Alexis.

If I did have a mean fearful Roman name everyone would still shorten it to something cute like “Stench”.

Guinevere or Sandrine.

[quote]Anything but Polly. For some reason, I have a real aversion to that name.

It sounds so stupid and childish. Same thing Daisy.

Vivien (Viv), Marnie, Bette, or Margo.

Polly is stinky.

Carole (Cook)

NARDA

Shaquesha

LaFonda.

r88 was a parrot in a former life.

Anastasia Beaverhausen

Butchie

Thank you Janet.

Your post makes it very easy for me to now describe Datalounge to people who are unfamiliar with the site.

Alexis Morell Carrington Colby Dexter Rowan.

[bold] #WeAreJolene

Pamela

Haggis

Bunny Bixler

THE Eunice Burns!

I ant no Letty, busteer.....

Jezebel Esquivel! I might add.

MURIEL

Maybe Newman & Forbes turned down a threesome or something...

Bette is cool. Joan isn't.

Siobhan

Mutya

I'd be Justine, the Queen of Mean.

SharKeisha

Sugar Pie DeSanto.

Eurydice Colette Clytemnestra Dido Bathsheba Rabelais Patricia Cocteau Stone

Who are we kidding? I’m Stacy the double-dicker with backset (back Fat that looks like the titties of a pregnant dog)). Yeah, I can spare a cigarette. Does this look infected? How bout this?

Caroline Elizabeth *****

Elizabeth Regina, bitches.

Haha! R112 My mother's name was Muriel.

Cunstance Wu

Sophonda Cox

Muriel.

Penisella

Laoise (lee-sha)

R127

Copycat.

Also Muriel, but I have a last name. Puce.

R99 Excuse you, it should be spelled LaFawnduh.

Chantae Bootay

Elaine Fairchild

Lily of the Valley

I was going to be Amy if I was a girl. I would have changed it to Aimée.

Camille or Celeste Maybe grace

Angel

I was going to be Hannah if I were a girl.

It sounds like someone who churns butter on their porch all day long —-

I guess you've never heard of Hard Hearted...

Cuntina Aguilera.

Phoebe

Prudence

Bubbles

Greneldaheide Schlividge

Hortense

Hortense.

L'Wren

Luann

Dawn Davenport

Lindsey. Always Lindsey.

Do you smell the Carolina Yellow Jessamine? Heavenly

Maude, Mathilde, Odessa

Easy Peasy

Caroline