One of my coworkers is a urinal
I just found out this week.
I went out with a group of friends and was showing them some photos on my phone when I swiped to some pictures from an office party.
One of them recognized a guy I work with. He said he recognized "Dean" and that he's a total Piss Pig. He's well known for having guys piss all over him and to drink. Another friend corroborated that he's a freak.
I never would have thought in a million years that he's freaky like that. He's a straight laced nerdy type who seems incredibly uptight. I didn't even know he was gay.
Has anybody else ever found out shocking secrets about coworkers?
by Anonymous | reply 54 | November 13, 2019 3:45 AM
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It's always the quiet ones.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | October 23, 2019 10:49 PM
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That should save you and your male coworkers a walk over to the restroom. Just unzip right at his cubicle. The office manager should be very pleased with the time saving productivity!
by Anonymous | reply 4 | October 23, 2019 10:50 PM
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Nothing shocks me any more. I was never the same after I found my mum’s labia clamps. R3’s right, it is always the quiet ones. x
by Anonymous | reply 5 | October 23, 2019 10:51 PM
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Couldn’t you have at at least posted a picture or link OP? I mean would that have been so hard? Why don’t you try to think more of others next time before you post?
by Anonymous | reply 6 | October 23, 2019 10:53 PM
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I've never understood guys into this particular fetish and I've come across a lot of them.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | October 23, 2019 10:58 PM
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I’ll bet he’s into being fisted too.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | October 23, 2019 11:01 PM
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Nerdy gay guys are always the kinkiest.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | October 23, 2019 11:02 PM
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That should make life easy for whoever chooses him at the office Secret Santa.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 10 | October 23, 2019 11:10 PM
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R3 and he is very quiet and unassuming.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | October 23, 2019 11:13 PM
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That ain't coffee he's drinking in the morning.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | October 23, 2019 11:15 PM
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Basically the same as OP. James rom Human Resources is a watersports bottom according to his Grindr profile. I took screenshots then blocked him.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | October 23, 2019 11:16 PM
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The bigger question is how do your friends know he's into watersports?
by Anonymous | reply 14 | October 23, 2019 11:17 PM
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Discovered my coworker did gay porn (I stumbled upon him performing oral on a hot masc guy who cums all over his face)
He was a total womanizer who used to sleep with a female I knew.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | October 23, 2019 11:17 PM
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Op.
I’m Dean. Fuck you, James!
by Anonymous | reply 16 | October 23, 2019 11:20 PM
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I found out one of my ex bosses was into crossdressing and wearing female panties. He was a big, burly, fat guy.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | October 23, 2019 11:20 PM
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Was at a office party (was still very new) and found a coworkers grindr. Like the poster before, I screenshoted and blocked him.
Turns out he is engaged to his gf.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | October 23, 2019 11:21 PM
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I guess he's what you call a yellow collar worker.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | October 23, 2019 11:26 PM
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Delete the screenshots of your coworkers' grindr profiles, jerks.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | October 23, 2019 11:27 PM
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Back when I worked in Cube Hell, a co-worker seemed like the definition of the respectable Frau. Husband, kids, house in the suburbs, frumpy, boring conformist middle class.
Then one day she wasn't at work and we were hauled into a meeting and told not to spread gossip, because it turned out that Mrs. Respectable-Frau and her husband had been smoking crack and her eldest son had called the police on them. I never found out exactly how she stayed out of jail or why she wasn't fired, but a few weeks later she was back on the job and pretending everything was normal.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | October 23, 2019 11:28 PM
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Brad Pitt is a plastic surgery.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | October 23, 2019 11:32 PM
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You are so lucky, OP. There is no one cool like Dean in my office.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | October 23, 2019 11:36 PM
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A woman I worked with who I hate was involved in a hit and run. I think she was charged.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | October 23, 2019 11:41 PM
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So what? Mind your own Ps and Qs, OP.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | October 23, 2019 11:52 PM
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Ask if you can piss on him.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | October 23, 2019 11:53 PM
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At my first job after college, our semi-sleazy French supervisor never wore underwear even after he caught me and three other female employees on break laughing at this.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | October 23, 2019 11:58 PM
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OK, R19 was damn funny. But I hope the OP never, ever repeats this at work or anywhere else. I get that your friends have told you this, but think about this: are they participants in this activity (which is your coworker's business)? If not, they're relying on hearsay and you're getting everything from gossip. Don't ruin your coworker's life.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | October 24, 2019 12:15 AM
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R29 I would never tell anybody at work.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | October 24, 2019 12:18 AM
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R14 One of my friends is a big whore into all sorts of kinky crap so I have no reason to doubt his knowledge.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | October 24, 2019 12:19 AM
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Leave one of these on his desk.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 32 | October 24, 2019 12:34 AM
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Invite him out for a drink!
by Anonymous | reply 33 | October 24, 2019 1:55 AM
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Wear a name tag that identifies you as I.P. Freely.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | October 24, 2019 4:01 AM
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I’m guessing he likes to piss and moan while he’s at work.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | October 24, 2019 4:04 AM
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OP, you type Piss Elegant.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | October 24, 2019 4:06 AM
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A guy I knew socially for years (nice but dull) became a major porn star. I was and remain stunned. I never saw a hint of this!
by Anonymous | reply 38 | October 24, 2019 5:25 AM
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Is he one of those waterless urinals?
by Anonymous | reply 39 | October 24, 2019 9:16 AM
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[quote]Don't piss him off, OP.
But DO piss ON him.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | October 24, 2019 9:18 AM
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Make small talk with him by mentioning how badly you need to take a piss.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | October 24, 2019 11:06 AM
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I have a feeling OP that you're one of those people who doth protest too much. I bet if you tried it once, you'd be hooked.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | October 31, 2019 4:26 PM
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My dentist became a porn star
by Anonymous | reply 47 | October 31, 2019 5:40 PM
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Better a urinal than a full-on toilet like Erna!
by Anonymous | reply 50 | October 31, 2019 8:02 PM
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The urinal asked OP what “slacks” were and bitch has had an axe to grind ever since.
A decent human being would provide his coworker with kindness, understanding, a hug, and some juice box love regularly.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | November 2, 2019 1:43 AM
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Funniest title I've ever seen for a thread here in awhile.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | November 13, 2019 3:45 AM
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