One of my coworkers is a urinal

-899/10

That’s hot.

It's always the quiet ones.

That should save you and your male coworkers a walk over to the restroom. Just unzip right at his cubicle. The office manager should be very pleased with the time saving productivity!

Nothing shocks me any more. I was never the same after I found my mum’s labia clamps. R3’s right, it is always the quiet ones. x

Couldn’t you have at at least posted a picture or link OP? I mean would that have been so hard? Why don’t you try to think more of others next time before you post?

I've never understood guys into this particular fetish and I've come across a lot of them.

I’ll bet he’s into being fisted too.

Nerdy gay guys are always the kinkiest.

That should make life easy for whoever chooses him at the office Secret Santa.

R3 and he is very quiet and unassuming.

That ain't coffee he's drinking in the morning.

Basically the same as OP. James rom Human Resources is a watersports bottom according to his Grindr profile. I took screenshots then blocked him.

The bigger question is how do your friends know he's into watersports?

Discovered my coworker did gay porn (I stumbled upon him performing oral on a hot masc guy who cums all over his face)

He was a total womanizer who used to sleep with a female I knew.

Op.

I’m Dean. Fuck you, James!

I found out one of my ex bosses was into crossdressing and wearing female panties. He was a big, burly, fat guy.

Was at a office party (was still very new) and found a coworkers grindr. Like the poster before, I screenshoted and blocked him.

Turns out he is engaged to his gf.

I guess he's what you call a yellow collar worker.

Delete the screenshots of your coworkers' grindr profiles, jerks.

Back when I worked in Cube Hell, a co-worker seemed like the definition of the respectable Frau. Husband, kids, house in the suburbs, frumpy, boring conformist middle class.

Then one day she wasn't at work and we were hauled into a meeting and told not to spread gossip, because it turned out that Mrs. Respectable-Frau and her husband had been smoking crack and her eldest son had called the police on them. I never found out exactly how she stayed out of jail or why she wasn't fired, but a few weeks later she was back on the job and pretending everything was normal.

Brad Pitt is a plastic surgery.

You are so lucky, OP. There is no one cool like Dean in my office.

A woman I worked with who I hate was involved in a hit and run. I think she was charged.

So what? Mind your own Ps and Qs, OP.

Ask if you can piss on him.

Don't piss him off, OP.

At my first job after college, our semi-sleazy French supervisor never wore underwear even after he caught me and three other female employees on break laughing at this.

OK, R19 was damn funny. But I hope the OP never, ever repeats this at work or anywhere else. I get that your friends have told you this, but think about this: are they participants in this activity (which is your coworker's business)? If not, they're relying on hearsay and you're getting everything from gossip. Don't ruin your coworker's life.

R29 I would never tell anybody at work.

R14 One of my friends is a big whore into all sorts of kinky crap so I have no reason to doubt his knowledge.

Leave one of these on his desk.

Invite him out for a drink!

OP's coworker.

Wear a name tag that identifies you as I.P. Freely.

I’m guessing he likes to piss and moan while he’s at work.

OP, you type Piss Elegant.

A guy I knew socially for years (nice but dull) became a major porn star. I was and remain stunned. I never saw a hint of this!

Is he one of those waterless urinals?

[quote]Don't piss him off, OP.

But DO piss ON him.

Don’t tell ‘mother’

Is he into piss enemas?

Make small talk with him by mentioning how badly you need to take a piss.

Dirty sluts.

Good, r43! Ha

I have a feeling OP that you're one of those people who doth protest too much. I bet if you tried it once, you'd be hooked.

My dentist became a porn star

R47 Rafael Alencar?

Is this your co-worker?

Better a urinal than a full-on toilet like Erna!

LOL R46

Piss in his mouth OP.

The urinal asked OP what “slacks” were and bitch has had an axe to grind ever since.

A decent human being would provide his coworker with kindness, understanding, a hug, and some juice box love regularly.

Funniest title I've ever seen for a thread here in awhile.