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Why were the Brady kids never able to become adult film stars?

Aside from Eve's brief foray into TV movies, they all basically disappeared from showbiz.

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by Anonymousreply 29October 19, 2019 8:52 PM

They have been on tv all these years. They have obviously been adult stars.

by Anonymousreply 1October 19, 2019 3:26 AM

They couldn't become adult film stars because they couldn't take a dick. Certainly not like Florence and Robert could.

by Anonymousreply 2October 19, 2019 3:33 AM

They Puke too easily.

by Anonymousreply 3October 19, 2019 3:36 AM

Thank you, R2. I was afraid I might be the only person to read "adult film stars" and think "porn."

by Anonymousreply 4October 19, 2019 3:36 AM

In the 80s I remember hearing a rumor Christopher Knight had become a gay porn star. Oh how I wanted that one to be true.

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by Anonymousreply 5October 19, 2019 3:40 AM

Christopher Knight should have done gay porn. Yum!

by Anonymousreply 6October 19, 2019 3:40 AM

They werent talented and with a few exceptions, they werent attractive.

by Anonymousreply 7October 19, 2019 3:42 AM

Cousin Oliver killed their careers.

by Anonymousreply 8October 19, 2019 3:43 AM

It was the curse of Tabu!

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by Anonymousreply 9October 19, 2019 3:45 AM

I’m a cunt!

by Anonymousreply 10October 19, 2019 3:46 AM

And why did poor Rusty Hamer never become an international sex symbol OP? Why?

by Anonymousreply 11October 19, 2019 3:55 AM

Christopher did well with the Family Guy and other cartoons.

by Anonymousreply 12October 19, 2019 3:57 AM

It was hard in the 1970s to transition from TV to film unlike today were actors move with one to the other without any problems. There was a real stigma about 'TV stars' appearing in cinema - everyone seemed out to get them.

by Anonymousreply 13October 19, 2019 4:23 AM

I wonder why they never got more TV roles.

by Anonymousreply 14October 19, 2019 4:25 AM

I was a crack whore. Doesn't that count?

by Anonymousreply 15October 19, 2019 4:25 AM

Eve was weak.

by Anonymousreply 16October 19, 2019 4:28 AM

Very few child stars transition to successful adult acting careers. The cuteness factor that makes them appealing as kids fades quickly as they age. For every actor who has successfully made the transition there are dozens who tried and failed.

by Anonymousreply 17October 19, 2019 5:12 AM

R17 Tell me about it. Try as I may and as many roles as I do nobody evens notices me these days.

by Anonymousreply 18October 19, 2019 7:34 AM

Child actors are almost always terrible actors who've been taught terrible 'technique', i.e. manufacturing 'emotions' and 'fed cute' line readings which can be difficult to overcome. Obviously there are exceptions, but outside of Eve Plumb, I think the rest of the Bradys were not particularly skilled (Barry seems to have some musical theater skill, but considering he solely works in 'the regions', I think that means decent singing voice and his Brady celebrity.)

by Anonymousreply 19October 19, 2019 10:21 AM

Maureen was cast in a very important role in a Taylor Hackford film called The Idolmaker from 1980. She said she was not happy with her performance and soon was struggling with cocaine.

She was never able to translate her TV success into the movies, which is a shame, because she was the best actress of the bunch and had the most onscreen charisma, in my opinion

by Anonymousreply 20October 19, 2019 11:15 AM

R20 Wonder if she picked up that habit from Ray Sharkey who became a major junkie and sadly passed away from AIDS in the early 1990s.

by Anonymousreply 21October 19, 2019 11:31 AM

Maureen played "easy lay" Jenny in an episode of Insight in 1979.

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by Anonymousreply 22October 19, 2019 11:33 AM

r22 , that was painful to watch. To be fair though it's not like McCormick had much to work with. Hallmark romances and after school specials had better dialogue. Plus, that oh so super 70's script. . .

by Anonymousreply 23October 19, 2019 11:54 AM

Most TV actors have a hard time finding a second sitcom after a first successful one. TV stars are in peoples homes, for years. That means that people get attached to their characters. This was even more true before the 2000s.

How many TV stars have more than one hit sitcom? Tim Allen, Bea Arthur, Betty White, Don Knotts (marginal), Johnny Galeki (but that was long after his stint in Roseanne), are the few I can think of on the top of my head.

From TV to film is even harder; Sally Fields was the first one to really do it. Will Smith, Jennifer Aniston, Kristy Alley, all did.

Its just hard to get a new role after a hit TV show. Even harder for child stars. And add on to the fact that the Brady family was corny even by 70s standards, that they were only ordinary looking, and with the expectation of Eve and maybe Barry, not the best actors, a better question would be why would they have long lasting careers?

by Anonymousreply 24October 19, 2019 1:05 PM

So you're saying the kids all tried, but nobody wanted them for roles?

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by Anonymousreply 26October 19, 2019 1:28 PM

[quote]Christopher did well with the Family Guy and other cartoons.

Huh? When was he ever on "Family Guy" or other cartoons?

by Anonymousreply 27October 19, 2019 4:50 PM

Adding to r24, The Brady Bunch was never much of a hit during its original run. As I recall they never got full season renewals, only half season or 13 episode orders, and never broke the Nielsen top 30. It wasn’t until the constant reruns that it really grew a following and inspired the reunions and spinoffs. By that time no one wanted to see them as anything but Bradys.

by Anonymousreply 28October 19, 2019 5:17 PM

The Brady Bunch was one of the best shows of all time!

by Anonymousreply 29October 19, 2019 8:52 PM
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