Do your least to underwhelm me.......
I had a dentist appointment today, going back next week to get fitted for a guard because I clench my jaw at night.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | October 19, 2019 1:13 AM |
I just had a pee and may go make some toast next. May.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | October 19, 2019 1:16 AM |
I need to go to Macy’s tomorrow to buy a lightweight jacket for the fall.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | October 19, 2019 1:16 AM |
I just had a snack of whole-wheat crackers and pepper-Jack cheese.
Whilst watching television.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | October 19, 2019 1:19 AM |
Swiss would be better cheese for this thread.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | October 19, 2019 1:20 AM |
I ruminated on how one measures intestinal gas.
I'm sceptical of people claiming it can be measured in litres.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | October 19, 2019 1:20 AM |
I just spent 3 frustrated hours trying to set up my new work phone today before digging up an email sent much earlier in the week while I was traveling telling me not to do so much as even turn it on until I confirmed receipt and IT activated the account.
Think I’ll settle down for a drink and a chicken pot pie.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | October 19, 2019 1:27 AM |
My spouse is in the process of moving to a new cubicle at work. I guess I should add that the new cubicle is on a different floor, but I'm afraid of making this post too exciting.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | October 19, 2019 2:23 AM |
I watched a squirrel run across power lines today.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | October 19, 2019 4:07 AM |
This very thread is the height of underwhelmingness!
by Anonymous | reply 10 | October 20, 2019 3:19 AM |
This is the third active “Underwhelming “ thread.
Silly.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | October 20, 2019 6:24 AM |
Please, R7! Restrain yourself. Your frustration is EXHAUSTING.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | October 20, 2019 8:38 AM |
R11 winner - thats the most underwhelming thing in this thread so far
by Anonymous | reply 14 | October 20, 2019 8:47 AM |
I can’t decide whether I want to go to the Under Armour store this afternoon to buy some more of their wonderful golf khakis. They’re super comfortable and look great but static cling is in issue around my calves.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | October 20, 2019 9:07 AM |
[quote] R1: I had a dentist appointment today, going back next week to get fitted for a guard because I clench my jaw at night.
That’s a medical tax deduction, R1. If you have enough other expenses, and you have income, you can itemize your federal income taxes and deduct this as a medical expense. Also deductible:
Massage therapy, if needed for a medical condition, and recommended by a doctor, and legal.
Taxi fare to, or parking expense while at, your AA meeting.
Medical premiums if you pay them with after-tax income.
Eyeglass expenses.
Long term care insurance premiums.
You’re welcome.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | October 29, 2019 3:36 AM |
I’m in the mood for chocolate chip cookies, but I don’t feel like making the effort tonight.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | October 29, 2019 3:39 AM |
I have come to the conclusion that Muriel has been communicating with me anonymously on here for years. I’m seeking ideas on how to monetize this? Do you think she’ll be pissed if I DOX her? Well, too late now.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | October 29, 2019 3:43 AM |
Pierre, honey, she already doxxed YOU and making money off of YOU.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | October 29, 2019 3:50 AM |
R10 = Muriel.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | October 29, 2019 3:51 AM |
Pierre, my dearest, I supposed the only way you can monetize this mess is to write an erotica, penthouse-style, based on the uncanny ESTs bombarding this board.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | October 29, 2019 3:58 AM |
Why, r21, I thought this was a PG board?
by Anonymous | reply 22 | October 29, 2019 4:49 AM |
I'm taking my MacBook Air into the office tomorrow.
I wonder if they'll realize I used it today watching porn and that the smears on the screen and keyboard are dry sperm?
by Anonymous | reply 23 | October 29, 2019 5:28 AM |
R23, you are too overwhelming for this thread, missy.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | October 29, 2019 5:33 AM |
Do you have aromatic dry sperm, R23?
by Anonymous | reply 25 | October 29, 2019 5:38 AM |
My local launderette has an elaborate Halloween display in their window, including a hanging Grim Reaper holding chains. I understand other shops putting up those sort of displays to catch the attention of kids, but a launderette? Who wants to be reminded of their inevitable death while getting their clothes laundered?
by Anonymous | reply 26 | October 31, 2019 5:53 PM |
I've got a stack of pants and shirts on my back seat that I've been meaning to drop off at a thrift shop, but I keep forgetting.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | October 31, 2019 6:04 PM |
OP, I bet you $100 that you are not feeling well.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | November 2, 2019 6:37 AM |
I just jacked off to a picture of Donald Trump Jr.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | November 2, 2019 6:40 AM |
I just had a dream I was eating Joyce Bulifants 80 year old beef curtains.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | November 2, 2019 6:46 AM |
OP, there is no God. We are created in Aliens image. Our ancestors are aliens.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | November 2, 2019 6:49 AM |
I’m rewatching Dolores Claiborne. That Selena is NOT nice to her mother.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | November 2, 2019 11:44 PM |
It funny hearing the deputy, John C. Reilly, use a thick Maine accent. He’s in everything and usually has no accent.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | November 3, 2019 12:00 AM |
I think it's pathetic when guys upload their dick pics to those selfie sites but have to blur out all their random skin markings so they can't be identified.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | November 3, 2019 12:30 AM |
My dick is hung like a horse, but bigger.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | November 3, 2019 1:29 AM |
What sites are these R35? Asking for a friend. x
by Anonymous | reply 37 | November 3, 2019 2:02 AM |
R37 Google it.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | November 3, 2019 2:14 AM |
I started a to-do list in the 1980s. I’d carry it with me so I’d know the size of the bolt I needed if I found myself at the hardware store, things like that. I liked to keep it to a short quarter page, if I could. It’s 5 pages long now.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | November 3, 2019 10:44 PM |
I have to go downstairs to mail the rent check and then buy Chinese food.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | November 3, 2019 10:56 PM |
It only just occurred to me that Vera eventually was having an affair with Dolores Claiborne. Any argument? I thought they were just acquaintances who became close and then commiserated about murdering their husbands.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | November 4, 2019 1:24 AM |
I’ve grown to like Christopher Plummer.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | November 4, 2019 1:25 AM |
When I was young I could suck myself but I didn't find it rewarding and my cum doesn't taste very good compared to others'. But when I'm in love I'm a total pig for his cum.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | November 4, 2019 1:25 AM |
Our emotions are stronger than our aesthetic taste.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | November 5, 2019 3:47 PM |
My green Jello won't set. It's runny.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | November 5, 2019 4:06 PM |
^freeze the motherfucker & see who wins.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | November 5, 2019 4:11 PM |
The traffic is heavy and the lines are long.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | November 5, 2019 4:13 PM |
I feel a cold coming on.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | November 5, 2019 4:42 PM |
I had loads of blood in my stool today.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | November 5, 2019 8:34 PM |
Loads of blood? A thimbleful?
by Anonymous | reply 50 | November 6, 2019 11:24 AM |
Your having your period you silly fag
by Anonymous | reply 51 | November 6, 2019 11:35 AM |
I had $2.99 a bottle Cabernet from Whole Foods last night, and it wasn’t half bad! Better than several more expensive wines I’ve been suckered into buying.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | November 6, 2019 11:42 AM |
Get off DL and see your doc, R49.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | November 6, 2019 11:58 AM |
My co-worker complained her office chair will not stay up. I asked her if she considered losing weight.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | November 9, 2019 1:51 PM |
I just laughed much too hard at this one-star review of Pan's Labyrinth.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | November 9, 2019 3:53 PM |
I removed my window AC and stored it for the season after I cleaned the gunk out of it with my garden hose.
Then I changed the oil in my car.
Then I treated myself to a Thai restaurant.
Tired .. I'll be in bed by 8P.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | November 10, 2019 10:11 PM |
10 minutes ago I could feel dry gobbets of excrement pushing at my sphincter.
Now, I feel a ever-so-slightly satisfying well of hollowness reaching up my fundament.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | November 10, 2019 11:16 PM |
R49, if the blood was red, wait to see if it goes away. It might just be a tear.
If the blood was dark, even black, you’re dying. See a doctor.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | November 11, 2019 12:06 AM |
I’m really happy about something, but forget what.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | November 11, 2019 12:13 AM |
Is it just me, or did a lot of 90s media have a specific aesthetic to it? This Christmas album by a group called the Manhattan Transfer just came up on a Spotify playlist, and I could tell just by looking at it that it's from the 90s. It reminds me of promo pics for Frasier and Friends.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | November 15, 2019 11:12 PM |
My dog has accepted my new kitten snd lets her climb all over her.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | November 15, 2019 11:22 PM |
I was going to snark at R61 and her female pets, but I'm opting for a margarita instead
by Anonymous | reply 62 | November 15, 2019 11:31 PM |
It's open enrollment time at my workplace. We all get to pay a lot more for the same benefits. And they're changing our retirement plan from a 403B to a 401K- not sure why.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | November 15, 2019 11:35 PM |
Waiting for Chinese delivery.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | November 16, 2019 1:48 AM |
No cak and graxy this year for Thanksgiving?
It must be tiring being American so many festivities one must attend to show one is patriotic.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | November 17, 2019 11:20 AM |
R36 = Christmas Moose
by Anonymous | reply 66 | November 17, 2019 4:11 PM |
I just visited tumblr for the first time in ages. Sweet Jebus. These are the most fucking boring people in existence. Post upon post upon post about "aroace" representation and bi erasure and how everything in the world is problematic. How do these people cope when they encounter ACTUAL problems?
by Anonymous | reply 67 | November 27, 2019 11:25 PM |
I broke a nail folding laundry. Ughhh. Why do these things always happen to ME !
by Anonymous | reply 68 | November 27, 2019 11:56 PM |
The Macy's balloons are flying. Look out below!
by Anonymous | reply 69 | November 28, 2019 1:31 PM |
Is this the all-time dullest subject for a journal article?
by Anonymous | reply 70 | November 30, 2019 1:43 PM |
I didn't sneeze this morning.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | November 30, 2019 1:52 PM |