2,000 year old cheesecake reicipe

No one trusts lesbian cooks.

She has a face that deserves to be slapped.

I thought this was going to be about the 2000 year old man.

My grandfather LOVED the 2000 year old man. He had it on a CD.

Every time I eat a nectarine I think of it

Did the Golden Girls try it?

Bump

This kind of stuff interests me a great deal

R3 - “They can all go to hell except Cave 72!”

But... No pumpkin spice?

Is this real?

She was pretty awesome. Savillum, huh. You never hear good stuff like this on Jeopardy.

Is this a television show like she says? Which network?

How extreme-retro of her.

[quote]Where were you at

Shut your cheesecake hole, whore.

She used to do a drunk cooking show that was humorous.

[quote]Where were you at in the empire at the time this dish was presented to you?

I was a handsome youth, a Carthaginian slave in the house of Lucius Junius Brutus. One night, after presenting hole to my master, he invited me to the culina for some left over savillum. It was divine!

So this cunt doesn't tell us how long to bake it. She doesn't want others to make it, just wants to show off.

Carwash Cunt

Here’s some 2,000 year old cheesecake for ya.!

I swear to motherfuckinggod, Sylvia. I am going to eat one slice of pumpkin cheesecake between October and New Year's if it's the last thing I do.

Just the one.

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Mary Stuart Masterson called from Some Kind of Wonderful. She wants her look back.

R8 no pumpkins in the empire back then.

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She has a SJW horrified expression at the thought that Cathage should be destroyed. Bitch, Cathage must be destroyed!

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Taking a spoon to the middle of a cheesecake is my Covid eating habit. Don't tell Dr. Now...

I don't like her persona. It's the definition of off putting.

They served this at my Sweet 16 party! It was delish!

You've had worse things in your mouth.