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What are your thoughts on this millennium insta-couple? Attractive new college grads taking the work-force by storm and getting into physical fitness.
They must be 1%-ers or trust fund guys. I know during university I wasn't eating out all the time. They are slimming down and eating healthier--adapting to the Cali lifestyle?
| by Anonymous | reply 50 | February 16, 2021 11:43 AM |
*millenial
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | October 18, 2019 11:46 AM |
R1 They probably just get sponsors for their posts rather than being actually wealthy.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | October 18, 2019 7:38 PM |
Account is now private--thanks alot, DL
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | October 18, 2019 7:55 PM |
They've not posted since coronavirus took off. Are they trapped abroad in France?
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | April 4, 2020 7:37 PM |
Jack is definitely the top. I imagine Brad laying back and getting pounded.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | April 28, 2020 11:01 AM |
Hey stupid bump bitch at R8. Why did you bump a thread about instahos when their Instaho is private AND NOBODY ON DATALOUNGE CAN SEE IT?
And R7, why did you post about instahos when their account is locked?
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | April 28, 2020 12:02 PM |
Odd. Maybe they are trying to get people to join their individual accounts rather than their couple account.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | April 29, 2020 11:05 AM |
No one cares
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | April 29, 2020 11:06 AM |
Jack and/or Brad - stop posting your stupid shit here for likes. No one cares.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | April 29, 2020 11:09 AM |
Are their nicknames Meh and Bleh?
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | May 2, 2020 11:43 PM |
R14 I would have said Jack was the top too until I saw those feminine hips. He's too tall to be FTM most likely.
Both are likely circumcised too as it looks like raised in Michigan or Wisconsin, both circumcision hotbeds.
Do they have an OnlyFans?
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | May 3, 2020 1:22 PM |
I can’t see anything are they dead? Is this what happens to IG when one dies?
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | May 3, 2020 1:32 PM |
Is there a little ditty about Jack and Brad ala John Cougar Mellencamp?
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | May 3, 2020 1:33 PM |
R1 STILL wrong.
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | May 3, 2020 1:40 PM |
no and no
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | May 3, 2020 1:43 PM |
They're far too fat to be Instahos, despite OP's attempts to say "they're slimming down, I swear!"
I'm thinking OP is Jack or Brad.
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | May 3, 2020 1:46 PM |
Also it's stupid of them to have a logo as their Instagram photo when they are selling themselves. They should have a couple photo, or one or the other, so people are turned on and follow. No one cares about a stupid logo. It looks too corporate for Instagram.
I'm not surprised OP is here trying (repeatedly, he also did it in some other Instaho threads) to promote them.
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | May 3, 2020 1:49 PM |
Jack's got a tall and long body--he reminds me of Jared Kushner
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | May 3, 2020 4:34 PM |
The Rex and Ian of the state school set.
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | May 3, 2020 4:40 PM |
Who keeps posting about these 2 fugs?
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | May 3, 2020 4:43 PM |
They look like the new Mark and Ethan.
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | May 3, 2020 5:02 PM |
R26 Univ of Michigan and Univ of Minnesota don't provide the same opportunities as Dartmouth and Yale, but other than Northwestern probably they're the top tier schools in fly-over country
| by Anonymous | reply 29 | May 3, 2020 5:36 PM |
Oh...I thought they were both U of Minnesota. Thanks, R29.
| by Anonymous | reply 30 | May 3, 2020 5:37 PM |
Brad's got pretty big feet.
Does he have the big dick face so often referenced here?
| by Anonymous | reply 32 | May 7, 2020 12:11 PM |
This is boring, I’m out here.
| by Anonymous | reply 34 | May 7, 2020 10:41 PM |
Whores
| by Anonymous | reply 35 | May 8, 2020 12:09 AM |
R35 Has anyone met them in real life? Are they regular friendly down to earth guys? or quite aloof and standoffish?
| by Anonymous | reply 36 | May 8, 2020 5:52 PM |
What on earth would they have to be standoffish about?
| by Anonymous | reply 37 | May 8, 2020 5:55 PM |
R37 Because they are wealthy and have designer clothing and drive expensive automobiles. They are often staying at places like the Four Seasons and Peninsula whilst traveling
| by Anonymous | reply 38 | May 8, 2020 5:58 PM |
Oh. I thought perhaps those two fugs had actually accomplished something of note.
| by Anonymous | reply 39 | May 8, 2020 6:00 PM |
R37 That impresses you?
Agh, cute kids but they lost me with the carefully curated® picnic blanket.
| by Anonymous | reply 40 | May 8, 2020 6:57 PM |
Ah shit, R38 vs what I wrote.
| by Anonymous | reply 41 | May 8, 2020 6:58 PM |
R16 I've encountered a lot of foreskin in Minnesota.
| by Anonymous | reply 42 | May 8, 2020 11:37 PM |
Who wears short-shorts! Jack and Brad wear short-shorts!
Can any HP fans explain the book references?
| by Anonymous | reply 43 | May 10, 2020 2:46 PM |
R43 What do those two wizards do with their wands?
| by Anonymous | reply 44 | May 10, 2020 5:22 PM |
Perfectly yawn inducing. What does it say about me (and them) that I have no desire to see either of their dicks.
| by Anonymous | reply 45 | May 10, 2020 5:37 PM |
R32 I think Jack (the tall one) has the big dick face. Brad is the one into the pricey cars and big trucks--he's compensating for the little cock.
Jack is the one from Minnesota so imagine a nice long and thick cock with a head covered in foreskin and a lush brown bush and hairy thighs, though my guess is he trims or shaves off. Brad's from Michigan so probably cut with one of those short button cocks--when he trims down and looses fat over his pubic area he's likely sporting a real tightly cut cock with one of those brown rings--when he puts on a few pounds it likely sucks back into his fat pad.
| by Anonymous | reply 46 | May 10, 2020 5:52 PM |
Since when is circumcision geographical in the US?
| by Anonymous | reply 47 | May 10, 2020 6:08 PM |
R47 Very low rates west of the Rockies. High rates in the Midwest.
| by Anonymous | reply 48 | February 16, 2021 11:34 AM |
I have to say that this is the most pointless threads I've read in a while.
These guys Instagram went private at a very early stage in the thread's life.
We can't see any of the pics listed. It hasn't even been entertaining.
| by Anonymous | reply 49 | February 16, 2021 11:40 AM |
prolapsed pussy holes are not interesting to follow
| by Anonymous | reply 50 | February 16, 2021 11:43 AM |
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