If the world ended tomorrow and only copies of DL threads were somehow discovered

It was rude, porn obsessed and forensically fussy about spelling.

[quote] If the world ended tomorrow and only copies of DL threads were somehow discovered What would a future human race of people think about humanity these days?

No wonder the world ended.

At least they’d have a blueprint to never let a Trump happen again

They were FABULOUS!!!!!!

CUNTS!

Why were earrings and caftans so popular?

They would think what is a cunt? No women survived the world ending.

That humankind was obsessed with men presenting holes and pussies really stunk back then.

Who was Cheryl and why did her pussy stink?

The Golden Girls was the pinnacle of human achievement.

Those Gays certainly had their priorities all screwed up.

Cheryl's pussy stinks forever. The stench will permeate the universe long after the world ends. It is somewhat like a black hole (pun intended).

They would probably think Chrissy Metz is our fertility goddess

Did everyone die in a grease fire?

The world ended as the result of a massive, out of control grease fire.

Most likely an arson perpetrated by the sole survivors, Nan Michyganwomyn & Compyny.

How and when did "The Gay" become so fashionable ?

Those bitches were really into their pasta.

Oh the humanity!

Everyone was gay, especially hot movie stars.

the world was obsessed with size meat and cut or uncut

pasta draining and misspelling was a crime

Everyone made over 500K and had "tasteful friends" homes and had millions in retirement.

"This civilization must have come to an end when the tribes of someone named Madonna and the tribes of someone called Janet Jackson--who was reportedly very fat--came to blows over a place called KFC and Baja Fresh."

Every story would begin "Once upon a time, in the Age of Cunts ..."

OP = Kim Jong-un, daydreaming again

If all the was left of the world was DataLounge, future generations would think we were an hugely racist society obsessed with who was white and who was white adjacent.

⏳ DOOL !

Mar-a-Lago was obliterated by an air to surface 🚀 missile fired from a secret location somewhere in Turkey.

Trump retaliated by pushing the Big Red Button with the " 🚫 Danger: Do Not Push" warning, and subsequently blew up the White House.

And the rest of the surviving world discovered Donald's Dirty Little Secret ....... Trump was a dumb ass who really couldn't read.

[quote] ⏳ DOOL !

Ah DOOL.

They might wonder who Muriel Puce was and why people wanted to know what was WRONG with her.

[quote] They might wonder who Muriel Puce was and why people wanted to know what was WRONG with her.

R28, that’s ghastly. Just ghastly.

They would think that we were hopelessly self-involved but somehow entertaining.

They'd be correct, r30.

Vivian Vance's contribution to civilization would be greatly distorted.

Them hoes was FAT

Would anyone be able to make the connection between a rotary phone and a pencil?

They would think that we'd had sufficient.

Why was the sky so blue?

Actually this is a great question! I would think that if all they discovered as far as intelligent life on Earth was DL's collective ranting and raving and insights, they might be impressed with the wit & wisdom.👏👏

That humanity was obsessed with cut vs. uncut.

They will think Jessica Lange, Faye Dunaway and Joan Crawford were all the same person.

They'd believe we found the secret to eternal youth because even though we were all 50 we could still pass for 25.

They’ll assume that religion was based on songstress worship, and that ‘churchgoers’ will ‘Stan’ and die for their diva

That the population lived and congregated in basements, that were filled with fast-food wrappers and vintage clutch pearls.

They will assume Golden Girls was worshipped as a religion. With so much detail about Golden Girls available on the DL site, they'll be able to reconstruct the scripts almost verbatim.

Then they'll see the genius of the series and likely will base their society on it.

That Vivian Vance was our authoritative answer to every question, every time.

That buying a zoo is something people do every day.

What’s that smell?

Cheryl survived!

[quote]With so much detail about Golden Girls available on the DL site, they'll be able to reconstruct the scripts almost verbatim.

Yes, that's quite likely, but they'll NEVER make any sense of that house. It will surely have to go unreconstructed.

r48 Well, the HGTV guys have suggested the Golden Girls house for their next project now that they've finished the Brady Bunch house.

Once HGTV does that, the house will be discussed ad nauseam on DL. That way, the future civilizations will then be able to reconstruct the house.

That's great news, R49! So, it won't be forever lost, after all.

I can sort of imagine it now. "And this is the cheesecake-devouring chamber."

That "Sure Jan" is as commonly said as "I have sufficient."

They would see how the lezzies just couldn't stay away from a gay men's forum.

We fought all our battles with a weapon known as the shitbra.

Red Dragon Cheese is a rare commodity.

Daughters shouldn't steal cans of frosting.

Sumerian housewives could speak excellent English.

Yes, R24! What’s up with THAT?!

Post-internet scholars will spend the rest of mankind's second existence wondering why Mama's mussy was always wet.

GAP and GAP In-Store Playlists will survive forever!

The last known survivors apparently lived on a ... RAAAAAANCH!

Uncut Sizemeat/low hangers