Hey Gays, It’s Hadley! So last night, my BFF Madison and I went to a Ole Miss Frat Party. It was like lit AF! On the way there we chugged a bottle of Fireball. I was so ready for some football dick, there was this one guy especially who always hits on me. So I like did it, he’s black yeah never done that before but hey I was like totally blackout.... and this morning I wake up next to him but!!! His fucking roommate walks in and sees me... I’m like fuck! I’m a good classy Christian, Southern girl!!! I mean my Dad owns a fucking car dealership and I’m in bed with a.. goddamn black guy. So do I call the cops? This is like social suicide!! I don’t know what to do!! Help, please!! My life is like over!!
My Gays! Help Me!! I’m like in tears right now, like crying!!!
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | October 17, 2019 10:23 PM |
Don't bother calling the cops.
Just do the world a favor, and kill yourself.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | October 17, 2019 7:48 PM |
Resign to it now: YOU'LL NEVER GO BACK!
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | October 17, 2019 8:44 PM |
OP, you should have MADE A VIDEO. go back and git yer money gurl.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | October 17, 2019 8:46 PM |
And you're going to be a mother, Hadley.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | October 17, 2019 8:48 PM |
Ya shoulda done the roommate, too! Then it's he said she said he said.....
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | October 17, 2019 9:01 PM |
This is the worst thread of all time.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | October 17, 2019 9:03 PM |
Your dad won't mind, Hadley. He sleeps with black men too.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | October 17, 2019 9:07 PM |
You’re an idiot OP, and a racist, unimaginative one at that.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | October 17, 2019 9:14 PM |
Girls do not write LIKE like that. -10/10. The -10 points are for shitty style.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | October 17, 2019 9:15 PM |
R8 = perpetually offended
R9 = ancient gay who’s never texted with a “girl” under 45.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | October 17, 2019 9:22 PM |
R8 doesn’t understand parody and is the reason comedy is dying at the hands of people like Amy Schumer. “HAHAHAHA I’m a fat whore and like Ding-Dongs.... both kinds HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!”
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | October 17, 2019 9:25 PM |
When I blocked R10 for the lame response, R11 and OP disappeared.
Add thin skinned, sensitive asswipe to your CV
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | October 17, 2019 9:47 PM |
[quote] [R9] = ancient gay who’s never texted with a “girl” under 45.
WRONG. I am a woman and from the South.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | October 17, 2019 9:51 PM |
Also: I have a black cock in my mouth right now.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | October 17, 2019 9:52 PM |
R13 why don’t you block me completely and move on. You’re obviously just looking to get riled up over the word....
....black...
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | October 17, 2019 9:52 PM |
R14 oh even worse. You probably got fucked by your Dad. Hence the reason you feel comfortable in Gay environments, non-threatening and a sense of superiority over the fudge-packing Gays because of the internalized sexual shame of your biological Father sploogin’ all over your face.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | October 17, 2019 9:55 PM |
I love a multi-tasking woman R15
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | October 17, 2019 9:58 PM |
[quote] [R14] oh even worse. You probably got fucked by your Dad.
At least my Dad could get it up (yours could not).
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | October 17, 2019 10:17 PM |
It’s all good.....abortion is still legal.
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | October 17, 2019 10:23 PM |
R19 Incest Survivor just as I suspected
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | October 17, 2019 10:23 PM |