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If You Made Up A Crime For The Datalounge This Would Be it

Man with cat gets comfy during burglary; puts on woman’s onesie, eats cupcake

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by Anonymousreply 8October 18, 2019 2:43 AM

There’s such a thing as a “woman’s onesie”?

by Anonymousreply 1October 17, 2019 6:08 PM

He looks like a homeless murderous psychopath.

by Anonymousreply 2October 17, 2019 6:11 PM

He’s not bad looking. He would clean up nicely after a makeover and a couple of showers.

by Anonymousreply 3October 17, 2019 6:47 PM

I like how the cat, named Spaghetti, was reported as being less than cooperative with authorities.

by Anonymousreply 4October 17, 2019 6:51 PM
by Anonymousreply 5October 18, 2019 2:02 AM

Well, duh. He’s a cat burglar.

by Anonymousreply 6October 18, 2019 2:27 AM

My area had a similar crime where a vagrant broke into a financial company's office, ate several hundred dollars worth of chocolate, and then took a nap. There was also a meth head who broke into a house and ate their Raisin Bran.

I wish all crimes by vagrants and drug addicts were so harmless and almost charming.

by Anonymousreply 7October 18, 2019 2:30 AM

Man with womanly butt attacks transgender track star.

by Anonymousreply 8October 18, 2019 2:43 AM
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