I nominate the Blob as Datalounge Spirit Animal

“When conditions are good and food is plentiful, a slime mold leads a solitary life as a single cell, but when conditions become more challenging, such as when food becomes scarce, individuals come together to form a bright yellow colony that resembles a thin layer of scrambled eggs. This colony then goes on a rampage, seeking out and devouring bacteria, molds, decaying leaves and other material.”

Stop appropriating Native American culture, OP, for this stupid shit. For some people it's not a fucking joke.

I’ll appropriate whatever I like, just like everyone else in human history. Learn from The Blob.

What are its pronouns?

[quote]Longévité: réputé être immortel

Bitch, I wanna be immortal too! 😟

Does Blob have a nice ass? Is he uncut??

The slime molds are common and I have them regularly in my wooded backyard. They are not well understood and can make intelligent decisions as a group far beyond their individual capabilities. A single cell organism is not supposed to be able to navigate mazes.

eric trump is the original blob

What bathroom does it use?

Is it evil like in the Blob movie?

What is evil?

OP, the almiqui was named Datalounge's official spirit animal years ago.

Pretty sure the dik-dik has that honour as well.

I thought the almiqui were our overlords.