I'm Sarah folding up her flaps of stomach fat so DH can find the treasure!
Let's be Sarah Huckabee-Sanders preparing for a night of sex!
by Anonymous | reply 20 | October 19, 2019 4:27 PM |
I'm the grunts and pounding on her chest.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | October 17, 2019 10:34 AM |
I'm the tumbleweed blowing about her desert snatch.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | October 17, 2019 10:39 AM |
I'm the flour spread in order to find the wet spot.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | October 17, 2019 11:33 AM |
I'm her old man's dick. Pray for me as I have to enter this most god forsaken land on earth. At least I only have to go through this ordeal once or twice a year.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | October 17, 2019 12:28 PM |
I wish she were dead.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | October 17, 2019 12:41 PM |
I’m the viagra secretly baked into tonight’s dessert.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | October 17, 2019 12:52 PM |
I’m the tanker truck rolling up the driveway and unfurling the hoses for her douche.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | October 17, 2019 1:04 PM |
I'm her husband, hiding and crying.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | October 17, 2019 1:31 PM |
Almost nightly she must reassure him "Yes, honestly, I was born a woman"
by Anonymous | reply 9 | October 17, 2019 1:35 PM |
I'm the shriveled, shrunken side of her face twisting and twitching in a futile attempt to make a lazy eye say, "Come and get it, big boy!"
by Anonymous | reply 10 | October 17, 2019 4:58 PM |
I'm her primal mating call.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | October 17, 2019 6:08 PM |
I'm her collection of huge black dildos because no man will go near her, not even her husband
by Anonymous | reply 12 | October 17, 2019 7:15 PM |
I'm the cookie crumbs falling out of her bra.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | October 17, 2019 7:46 PM |
I'm her burping and farting.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | October 17, 2019 9:41 PM |
I do not think there is anything funny about her. I compare her to Eve Brain.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | October 19, 2019 1:19 PM |
[quote]I compare her to Eve Brain.
I find her more similar to Isla Cock myself.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | October 19, 2019 1:26 PM |
I'm the photos of Daddy Mike that Sarah masturbates to after DH tells her he has a headache (again) and can't get it up.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | October 19, 2019 1:55 PM |
Wtf is DH
by Anonymous | reply 18 | October 19, 2019 4:14 PM |
r18 does not speak Frau.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | October 19, 2019 4:27 PM |
I'm the Picasso woman she hangs in the dining room, so that's a theme party.
And I'm the Botero sculpture in the bedroom, so, ooh, there's another theme party!
by Anonymous | reply 20 | October 19, 2019 4:27 PM |