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Let's be Sarah Huckabee-Sanders preparing for a night of sex!

I'm Sarah folding up her flaps of stomach fat so DH can find the treasure!

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by Anonymousreply 20October 19, 2019 4:27 PM

I'm the grunts and pounding on her chest.

by Anonymousreply 1October 17, 2019 10:34 AM

I'm the tumbleweed blowing about her desert snatch.

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by Anonymousreply 2October 17, 2019 10:39 AM

I'm the flour spread in order to find the wet spot.

by Anonymousreply 3October 17, 2019 11:33 AM

I'm her old man's dick. Pray for me as I have to enter this most god forsaken land on earth. At least I only have to go through this ordeal once or twice a year.

by Anonymousreply 4October 17, 2019 12:28 PM

I wish she were dead.

by Anonymousreply 5October 17, 2019 12:41 PM

I’m the viagra secretly baked into tonight’s dessert.

by Anonymousreply 6October 17, 2019 12:52 PM

I’m the tanker truck rolling up the driveway and unfurling the hoses for her douche.

by Anonymousreply 7October 17, 2019 1:04 PM

I'm her husband, hiding and crying.

by Anonymousreply 8October 17, 2019 1:31 PM

Almost nightly she must reassure him "Yes, honestly, I was born a woman"

by Anonymousreply 9October 17, 2019 1:35 PM

I'm the shriveled, shrunken side of her face twisting and twitching in a futile attempt to make a lazy eye say, "Come and get it, big boy!"

by Anonymousreply 10October 17, 2019 4:58 PM

I'm her primal mating call.

by Anonymousreply 11October 17, 2019 6:08 PM

I'm her collection of huge black dildos because no man will go near her, not even her husband

by Anonymousreply 12October 17, 2019 7:15 PM

I'm the cookie crumbs falling out of her bra.

by Anonymousreply 13October 17, 2019 7:46 PM

I'm her burping and farting.

by Anonymousreply 14October 17, 2019 9:41 PM

I do not think there is anything funny about her. I compare her to Eve Brain.

by Anonymousreply 15October 19, 2019 1:19 PM

[quote]I compare her to Eve Brain.

I find her more similar to Isla Cock myself.

by Anonymousreply 16October 19, 2019 1:26 PM

I'm the photos of Daddy Mike that Sarah masturbates to after DH tells her he has a headache (again) and can't get it up.

by Anonymousreply 17October 19, 2019 1:55 PM

Wtf is DH

by Anonymousreply 18October 19, 2019 4:14 PM

r18 does not speak Frau.

by Anonymousreply 19October 19, 2019 4:27 PM

I'm the Picasso woman she hangs in the dining room, so that's a theme party.

And I'm the Botero sculpture in the bedroom, so, ooh, there's another theme party!

by Anonymousreply 20October 19, 2019 4:27 PM
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