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Your Penis Is Too Smalllllllll!

Is this the crazy rhubarb lady?

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by Anonymousreply 18October 19, 2019 12:30 AM

Wut Dee Fuque?

by Anonymousreply 1October 17, 2019 7:09 AM

You rang?

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by Anonymousreply 2October 17, 2019 7:18 AM

How sloppy and loose are these holes that they think anything is small? An average penis is perfectly fine if you have a toned vagina.

by Anonymousreply 3October 17, 2019 7:48 AM

It's Estelle Costanza.

by Anonymousreply 4October 17, 2019 7:48 AM

Sell it somewhere else, R3. We don't have time to watch you compensate.

by Anonymousreply 5October 17, 2019 7:54 AM

Shouldn't she be in jail for breaking into Carly Simon's home and stealing the original lyrics sheet for "You're So Vain" and then reciting them to someone?

by Anonymousreply 6October 17, 2019 7:56 AM

She should be a DL mascot.

by Anonymousreply 7October 17, 2019 7:37 PM

Is she on the phone with Jeremy Renner?

by Anonymousreply 8October 17, 2019 7:47 PM

Is that Donald Trump's sister calling her brother?

by Anonymousreply 9October 17, 2019 7:54 PM

I’d douse it with roundup.

by Anonymousreply 10October 17, 2019 7:59 PM

I'm going to have nightmares of this.

by Anonymousreply 11October 18, 2019 5:52 AM

Sounds like Harvey Fierstein breaking up with someone.

by Anonymousreply 12October 18, 2019 5:59 AM
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by Anonymousreply 13October 18, 2019 6:07 AM

The way she says “smallllllllllll”. Gut bustingly funny.

by Anonymousreply 14October 18, 2019 6:12 AM

Maybe that's how she and her man do phone sex.

by Anonymousreply 15October 18, 2019 7:15 AM

It sounds like "SMOOOOWLE!"

by Anonymousreply 16October 18, 2019 7:48 PM

Is she from Brooklyn or Queens?

by Anonymousreply 17October 18, 2019 11:58 PM

I feel ya sister ! How many times have I wanted to scream that at a man !

by Anonymousreply 18October 19, 2019 12:30 AM
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