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Let's be the Pence family celebrating Thanksgiving!

I'm the smell of cum wafting from all of the closeted Pence men's assholes! It mingles with the aroma of turkey and gravy!

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by Anonymousreply 10October 16, 2019 6:55 PM

I'm Mother's overdone frauish decorations.

by Anonymousreply 1October 16, 2019 5:41 PM

I'm all of the cookies that the Pence men must be sniffing in this photo!

by Anonymousreply 2October 16, 2019 5:43 PM

I'm the hypocrisy of the Lord's prayer said during grace.

by Anonymousreply 3October 16, 2019 5:48 PM

That's a lot of gayface for one Thanksgiving.

by Anonymousreply 4October 16, 2019 5:49 PM

I'm the grindr notifications from all of the phones during dinner.

by Anonymousreply 5October 16, 2019 5:50 PM

I'm all of the clothes bought from Sears.

by Anonymousreply 6October 16, 2019 5:50 PM

I'm Marlon Bundo desperately trying to escape this family.

by Anonymousreply 7October 16, 2019 5:54 PM

I'm whatever is happening in this photo.

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by Anonymousreply 8October 16, 2019 6:00 PM

I'm John Pence, celebrating my heterosexual marriage to my beloved new wife.

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by Anonymousreply 9October 16, 2019 6:07 PM

I'm Karen Pence's bad cooking.

by Anonymousreply 10October 16, 2019 6:55 PM
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