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If Liza Minelli had never existed...

Lorna Luft would never have had a career.

Discuss.

by Anonymousreply 7October 16, 2019 7:02 PM

If Lorna had never been molested, she’d have had a better career.

by Anonymousreply 1October 16, 2019 3:35 PM

Diane would have an Oscar.

I need to call Liza and thank her for existing.

by Anonymousreply 2October 16, 2019 3:36 PM

OP, didn't you learn how to spell after you learned the alphabet?

It's M-I-Double N,

then-E-Double L-I,

You double up the N, thats nn, not ll

Then E, double the L, end it with an I,

That's the way you say Minnelli...

Liza Minnelli

by Anonymousreply 3October 16, 2019 3:45 PM

Look at it another way. Almost no one in the world has any idea who Lorna Luft is let alone that she exists, and for those living in the present, Liza Minnelli has no career.

by Anonymousreply 4October 16, 2019 3:54 PM

I like the shapes that aren’t circles.

by Anonymousreply 5October 16, 2019 4:00 PM

No-one outside of DL knows who or what a Lorna Luft is.

by Anonymousreply 6October 16, 2019 7:02 PM
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