NPH lands a starring role in Matrix 4.

He’s getting OLD!

Dougie’s looks do not seem to fit with The Matrix’s aesthetic

Dougie’s looks do not seem to fit with The Matrix’s aesthetic

Starring role?

Agent Dougie

Who, I mean what, will they use for props?

I thought he was retired or dead or both. I had no idea he was still alive and working.

He has been doing that children's show on Netflix for the last few years r7. Working, but on something most of us aren't paying attention to.

I'm having a hard time picturing him in a leather jacket and shades.

Well, he was in that Starship Troopers movie. You know, the franchise Paul Verhoeven picked to make us all forget about Showgirls.

I'll laugh my ass off if he's revealed as the new "chosen one". I'm actually more surprised that they are trying to beat that dead horse. The third movie pretty much wrapped up the story (and the movies declined in quality), but maybe they are expanding on that universe?

It would be like making more movies about Hogwarts, or Middle earth, without realizing the original characters were part of what made it work.

Neil is a gay hero, he single handedly made being gay respectable

I'm not going to lie, I'm pretty jealous of him making that sweet deal with Redbull. I love redbull, but it's pricey. He negotiated that he wanted to be paid with a lifetime supply, which was clever.

On the other hand, I was disappointed with a 3rd party story I heard about him being kind of a prick to workers. Supposedly, a custom made fish tank was installed and he was very rude to the workers installing it. Sounded like he was neurotic about things staying perfectly neat.

Energy drinks are not healthy. Lifetime supply of Red Bull? Yikes.

Seriously, energy drinks are crap.

Just drink a cup of coffee or a tea like a real adult.

They’re for the kids, R15.

r17. I'm sorry, but I think it's a really bad idea to drink this on a regular basis, especially kids.

I thought he died.

He will.

He reminds me of Fran Drescher. I don't know why.

R11, I remember watching that and thinking Casper Van Dien was going to be a huge star, and Doogie was pretty good too.

r12, I'm guessing he's going to be Agent Jones- I think he rather enjoys playing the bad guys (Starship, Snicket's). I think Michael B Jordan will be the Chosen One, with Keanu taking over Morpheus' role.

*Yawn* to him and to the Matrix 4.

He is one of the few, if only respectable homosexuals.

The rest are just sissys, nances, poofter and druggies infested with God knows what

[Quote] He is one of the few, if only respectable homosexuals.

[Quote The rest are just sissys, nances, poofter and druggies infested with God knows what

You betcha!

[quote] He is one of the few, if only respectable homosexuals.

R10 I'm ashamed to say that I found him kind of cute in Starship Troopers.

Those wachowskis are going to fill the cast with every variety of LGBT as the Ryan Murphy of the movies. Expect the cast to include Kristen Stewart, Billy Porter, Sam Smith, Chaz Bono and of course Laverne Cox.

Got to bring home the bacon. Got a lot of mouths to feed.

It's going to be big payday for him something he hasn't had in a while. I can see him in a padded body suit under his costume and if he has a mask over his face most off the time you'll never know its NPH.

What R12 said. He’s extremely talented and he has excelled in just about everything he’s done. No hate here for him, only respect.

He doesn't sing as well as he'd like.

R24: Curiously that's exactly the same idea russians seem to have

R28 i can see them getting Laverne Cox involved somehow.

Jada Pinkett Smith is returning too. I think I'd have to get a lobotomy first if I wanted to sit through a movie starring both Neil AND Jada.

I'll always wonder if Aaliyah would have done a better job than Jada since she was first choice.

NPH let his self-regard get out of control right after he won the Tony for his awful performance as Hedgwig. He was a disaster when he hosted the Oscars and nothing has really taken off since then, including hosting a juvenile game show on TV. It is clear that being in a. sit-com is his best fit: people STILL call him by his character's name on that dumb doctor show from decades ago! He looked great as Barney in that other awful show and seemed to keep his head and produce steady work. A sit-com very loosely based on his life could work: middle-aged actor hustling for work, married to a dim-witted chef and raising two kids in Harlem, who are aching to be child stars.

R36 After Will turned down Neo, Jada was being courted for Neos love interest. The race quota killed the idea when Larry Fishbourne signed on. Also Jada got pregnant during that casting period.

Aaliyah was full on cast. But she died. So Jada took over the role.

And I have a friend that met Neil in NYC and said he’s an absolute asshole. I’ve heard from numerous people he’s not very nice, and they seemed sad because they were fans.

His face currently looks like a morph of old Clint Eastwood and old Camille Paglia, with a facelift.

[Quote] The race quota killed the idea when Larry Fishbourne signed on.

Of course it did 🙄

Racists need help.

R27, why be ashamed?

He won't be shooting anything for a while, after grabbing on to a sea urchin and getting its spines embedded in his right hand. I guess Miss Burtka is doing the hand job work for awhile, while Neil has that oversized nerf ball attached to his mitt.

So cool bro! 👍🏾

r45 made me LOL.