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Dating a 90 ears old man

We are madly in love. I am afraid of losing him. Any suggestions ?

by Anonymousreply 11October 16, 2019 10:18 AM

I'm betting more than his ears are old.

by Anonymousreply 1October 16, 2019 7:29 AM

Heard of cryogenics?

by Anonymousreply 2October 16, 2019 7:39 AM

Depends.

by Anonymousreply 3October 16, 2019 7:44 AM

Pictures of the old man with 90 ears or you're lying.

by Anonymousreply 4October 16, 2019 7:47 AM

I bet he'd hear all the cheating you'd do.

by Anonymousreply 5October 16, 2019 8:27 AM

Ears are the doors of the soul.

by Anonymousreply 6October 16, 2019 8:34 AM

This is the worst thread of all time.

by Anonymousreply 7October 16, 2019 8:49 AM

George) What's your idea? I'm all ears

Gracie) Well it worked for Clark Gable

by Anonymousreply 8October 16, 2019 9:30 AM

Happily never after.

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by Anonymousreply 9October 16, 2019 9:57 AM

Huh? Speak up, OP!

by Anonymousreply 10October 16, 2019 10:07 AM

That's a lot of corn, or as we call it maize

by Anonymousreply 11October 16, 2019 10:18 AM
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