October Moos and Boos!

And so we begin again...

Like milk through the drain, so are the moos of our bovines.

Sorry Gals, I had my rotator cuff rotated this morning so there was no time to moo to anyone.

So, a hearty evening “moo” to you all. I hope you’re all in a warm barn, resting your head on a fresh ball of hay, with a little ukulele music in the distance for ambiance. Life is good! It’s a big bail of hay!

Gertie?

Are you keeping our threads logged for History? That’s a tall order, I know, it’s just that somebody was squawking about a hypothetical tsunami, and hens bobbing around on hay bales, and I thought to myself, Oh! What will we leave to history?

Thank you and good day.

Rotator cuffs are delicious.

So are steaks.

Moo, Melrose, nice to hear from you. I’ve asked Lafitte to take dictation, here, while my rotator cuff is mending.

I have not kept track of our threads. Do you think there is really any interest in that?

Somewhere, someone asked what all this fuckary was about, and as I explained it, I realized that there’s a huge back story that the regulars mostly know just by mentioning Roy, or Auntie Taco, or Carl, but which take forever to explain to a new person. So, well, moo, is all I can say.

G/l

Isn't it spelled "fuckery"?

Yes, but we’re overlooking it because we all like Lafitte.

[quote] G/l

Speaking of G/l, it is my understanding that in some cultures beef intestines are considered a delicacy.

Ok, Advil, r10, very spooky! I’m so scared! Booo!

[quote] Auntie Taco

Is this an approved name? And is the taco fish, pork, or (gasp!) beef?

The Auntie Taco is chicken, missy. Chicken.

There ought to be a wiki. Really.

Gertie, the hens got together and made you a “Get Well” card out of lost feathers and macaroni and glitter.

They gave it to Carl to deliver to you, yet I wonder about the wisdom in that. But miracles happen, and that would be a good one. BaGAWK, my friend, be well.

Thank you Phyllis and the hens. That is very thoughtful.

G/l

Moo! Moobooboo! Bloomoomoo! Dear Sir, Dear Madam, today is the last Monday of October. Tell us your scary stories!

At the link is Rolf with the two sheep we recently got. Damn good work, Rolf!

Have a delightful week. If you are feeling sad, you should hug a cow. Works, every time.

Hey, what’s up? Could you angle the tele, just a bit? Ty.

Moo!

Moo, Gertie! Moo!

[quote] Melrose, R4: Are you keeping our threads logged for History?

Moo, Melrose! You too, Mortimer.

I found our previous threads. I think I’ve got a complete list. It’s not letting me post URLs in the “comment” area. I linked the first thread to this post:

5/20/17, Moooo! (original thread)

5/20/18, Monday Morning Moos, Part Deux

12/24/18, Monday Morning Moos, Part Trois

7/8/19, A Message to Gertie at Monday Morning Moos

9/2/19, Message to Gertie at Monday Morning Moos, #2

9/23/19, Moo! Here’s your Monday Morning Moo! Have a Great Week, Steers and Queers!

10/7/19, October Moo to You All. They’re Free! And You’ll Feel Better, I Promise

10/15/19, October Moos and Boos!

11/1/19, Cows and Fraus! Moo for November! (Coming soon!)

Oh marvelous, Gertie, thanks. You are a top drawer cow, indeed. I’ll get these printed out and leather bound. Oh no wait...

Gertie is a top shelf cow. Her loins will be on the top shelf of my refrigerator marinating. Yum!

All these cows type fat.

I’m big boned, R23!

Sheridan? Sheridan is a SHEEP, he's a sheep, I tell you!

It's about time we've been introduced.

You're a mess, AT. May I call you AT?

Beef or pork tacos?

And this is my boyfriend, Shimone, bleeeeeh.

My relatives are bad apples, r27. Your tacos will be lamb. Blehhhhh

Damn!

This place is going downhill fast.

[quote] My relatives are bad apples

Do you have any relatives who are good eggs?

Well since you all WOKE ME UP with your bickering, I will tell you that I had no piglets ringing the chicken dorm tonight, so all these Snickers and M&Ms are mine. Hmmph.

Oh and, bite me.

[quote] Oh and, bite me.

I will. Especially if you're medium rare.

Phyllis has a cute exit-waddle.

[quote] Phyllis has a cute exit-waddle.

As she makes way down her Temple Grandin-designed ramp to her...

What’s going on here? It perturbs my senses.

Gertie, I respect your work of course, but really. Some of these posts. Heinous.