My husband and I have a 'no closed door policy' for our three adopted sons. This means that all doors, even bathroom doors, have to be open at all times. We have physically removed the doors, even bathroom doors, and replaced shower glass with see-through glass that is anti-fog. This prevents unwelcome secretive behavior. We should be able to share everything as a family. We have told our sons that we will not interfere if they choose to jerk off anywhere in the house, and have provided plenty of porn if they want to explore their bodies: Dick Wadd is a big favorite at my place! Some other parents at their school in the Greater Portland area have suggested that kids need privacy, but in my circle of gay parents, the no closed doors policy is gaining huge traction. It builds sexual expression and self-confidence while at the same time preventing dangerous behaviors like secret drinking or smoking. Our oldest is sexually active - he has a High School boyfriend - we suggest that he use a condom, but he usually gets fucked raw. If he wants to go this bf's house to get done, fine, but at our place we have to insist that he is considerate to his brothers and dads. I'm in my mid-50s, but I know policies like these are very popular among Millennial / Late Gen-X parents. What does the DL think?
No closed doors policies - good or bad for kids?
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | November 1, 2019 4:30 AM |
Yawn.. go troll elsewhere. But make sure your story's actually funny or clever first.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | October 16, 2019 12:35 AM |
"It builds sexual expression and self-confidence" - where did you learn that? Incest Anonymous?
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | October 16, 2019 12:38 AM |
Hot!
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | October 16, 2019 12:40 AM |
Wow, OP. You are singularly unfunny. And kinda creepy.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | October 16, 2019 12:41 AM |
Are your imaginary sons hot or not?
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | October 16, 2019 12:42 AM |
-100/10
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | October 16, 2019 12:44 AM |
this will end in tears
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | October 16, 2019 12:47 AM |
I'm sure OP's post is a trolling joke. Even children deserve the basic human right of privacy. I knew of one father who temporarily removed a pre-teen daughter's bedroom door because after multiple warnings, she continued to slam the door when she got angry. When he reinstalled the door, she never slammed it again.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | October 16, 2019 12:48 AM |
Your house has all the makings of an all time classic episode of Love It Or List It.
Hilary Farr and David Visentin would have a field day with you.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | October 16, 2019 12:55 AM |
OP, you must be a junior troll. When you gain more experience, you'll understand the need for restraint. Don't throw in every conceivable inflammatory element of your EST. Choose one or two and negate the others. For example, your story would have been much more effective with "the bathroom is the only place in our house where closed doors are allowed" instead of the ludicrous setup you describe. Similarly, the overly detailed description of sexual freedom in your household makes your amateur troll status obvious because it is clearly borderline illegal and would certainly prompt a call to CPS from your children's teachers or parents of friends.
Your EST is like a letter to Penthouse Forum in the old days, or a porn movie plot - too OTT to be believed by anyone for even a moment and thus pointless.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | October 16, 2019 12:55 AM |
Part of me is repulsed by an open door policy. My daddy forced us to keep our doors open at all times back when was comin up in the range in Nebraska. It was brutal. The outhouse door had to be open at all times to make sure we wasn't jacking off. That's on account of us getting fucked up the ass by our daddy and our uncles. My brother and me had to take dick from when we was 8. We wasn't allowed to get hard or jerk off, because that was queer and brought shame on the family. If we got hard while our daddy was fucking us - and he definitely reached out tiny, inferior prostates with his master rod of pain and pleasure - he would beat us and fuck us hard for being queer. Getting hard and jerking off after getting fucked up the ass was queer, and my daddy didn't want no queers in our family.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | October 16, 2019 1:10 AM |
Really low quality troll, strictly dollar store stuff. Look, OP if you want to troll DL you better put on your big girl diapers. We’re not impressed or easily fooled.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | October 16, 2019 1:14 AM |
OP, did you breastfeed your kids until they started high school? I’ll bet you did.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | October 16, 2019 1:19 AM |
OP--I don't think you will be able to sell this script to anyone. Try again.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | October 16, 2019 1:19 AM |
^^^No, OP, please don't.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | October 16, 2019 1:41 AM |
I grew up in a seven bedroom house with four sisters and one brother. The only doors in the house were on the bathrooms.
I am still in therapy. No joke.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | October 16, 2019 2:03 AM |
Dear Penthouse......
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | November 1, 2019 4:22 AM |
This sounds nifty!
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | November 1, 2019 4:28 AM |
It's just so preposterous, it takes away any possible enjoyment
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | November 1, 2019 4:30 AM |