Lets be "The Administration of President Marianne Williamson."

I'm Secretary of the Inner State, Dr. Andrew Weil.

Get your applications in for the Department of Peace.

I'm the Prime Minister of New Zealand, on line 2.

"Hey girl!"

I'm the documents that will NOT be signed during Mercury Retrograde.

I'm the "e" that got dropped from "Marianne" for vibratory reasons.

I’m Enya and I will be headlining the inaugural ball.

[quote] I’m Enya and I will be headlining the inaugural ball.

I would SO go to that!!

There’s already been a thread on this OP. Could you not have used the search feature before you posted this? Is that not too much to ask?

I'm the Assistant tasked with gathering the birth month, day, year, location and time of all world leaders so that Marianne can determine their Life Path Number.

Someone please sage r8.

R8. STFU.

I’m the team of massage therapists and Reiki practitioners available to all VIPs.

(Actually, that would be a great idea.)

I’m the name tags that announce every staff member’s preferred pronouns.

I'm the CEO of Trader Joes. I'm looking forward to my new role as the head of the FDA.

I'm the Mindful Living Boutique at whitehouse.gov.

You know, part of me actually wants her to win. After 4 years of the bad sort of crazy, we could use the fun sort of crazy for a term.

I am Ramtha, Secretary of the Department of Past lives

I'm the Presidential Seal, I've been replaced by this Crystal Healing Grid.

I'm obsolete and nobody misses me.

I am Ophiel. I am Secretary of Transportation.

I'm the staff at Eselan in Big Sur, thrilled that we're the new Camp David.

I'm the new Air Force One.

I’m Secretary of State!

I chair the Select Subcommittee on Crème Brûlée

I'm Global Media Leader Ms. Oprah Winfrey-Graham, Ambassatress to Niger.

I'm the White House Press Secretary.

I’m the new statue on the back lawn

I'm the decision-making flowchart.

1. Is it love? Proceed with the plan.

2. Is it fear? Relax and take deep breaths. Return to Step 1.

Nothing is more complicated than that.

I’m the new Director of the CIA

Head of EPA

Defense Secretary

Secretary of Hugs.

Special Envoy to India

What a fabulous, entertaining thread but is there actual validity to Reiki?

[quote][R8]. STFU.

Yes, R11! [italic]Yes![[/italic]

[bold]S[/bold]eek [bold]T[/bold]he [bold]F[/bold]ullest [bold]U[/bold]nderstanding!

I'm the astral plane and I'm making Air Force One obsolete.

I'm Kim Kardashian-West, Attorney General.

I'm John Edward, and I'm the Secretary of....I'm getting an R. Yes, I see an R. Am I the Secretary of Runnning? Running? Rumors? No, it's not R. I'm getting an I. I'm seeing an I. I'm the Secretary of Igloos? Igloos? Ice? Secretary of Ice. Ice. Yes. Definitely Ice. I.C.E. I'm the Secretary of I.C.E.

I'm the Surgeon General Prana Yana Bamanayanalaya.

Just pray away your disease! there; free healthcare!

I'm Gwenyth, Secretary of Vaginal Steaming.

Secretary of Health, Human Services, and the compulsory new Talent Competition.

I'm Secretary of New Moon Manifestations. Please be informed all new moon intentions and rituals will be conducted monthly on South lawn of the WH, check your local lunar calendar for dates/times, love donations welcome.

New Secretary of Psychic Warfare

I'm Liz Taylor, I teleconference in from the great beyond and I measure the positivity of astral planes during Presidential decision making. Not the only ghost in Cabinet.

I'm her dead cat.

R25, bitch, it's Ms Oprah Winfrey-King, not Winfrey-Graham.

This thread is the funniest thing here. It’s rather gentle, too. Aww.

I’m the new Defense Department line item for charms, hexes, and scented candles

I'm the restored balance of nature when the President opens the restored, righteous and renewed Michfest.

[bold]ON THE MALL, bitches.[/bold]

Blossom here bitches. I am a chief of Protocol. And I am incredible.

I am Alura. I am Supreme High Commander of the Space Force.

Secretary of Worry Removal will hand out magic fairy dust!

I'm here to clear the evil spirts from the White House. It won't be easy.

I'm the aura of Carole Channing, Secretary of Gut Health.

We are the Breatharian couple who survives on oxygen only — no food at all.