What are some unspoken rules of society?

If I’m wearing headphones, get the hint, shut it up!

Buy a plunger before you need a plunger.

Don't start drama at a funeral.

Don't look through the fucking gap of bathroom stalls.

If you toot, blame it on someone else or stay quiet.

The bride in OP's photo seems PISSED but really trying to hide it.

R6 t’s almost like she is thinking, ‘Is this really happening on my big day. Just wait bitch, because our friendship is so done.

Don’t tell people what you really think of them.

Just because your Granpa poops his pants, does not mean you get to as well.

Just because your Grandpa poops his pants, does not mean you get to as well.

Don’t dress better and outshine the bride or groom. It’s not your day

At the grocery store, please put things back where you found them.

The top of an escalator or middle of an aisle in a supermarket are NOT the places for you to have idle chit-chat.

Just my personal opinion but do not make a surprise marriage proposal at some big public event because then the girlfriend feels pressured to say "yes" when there's hundreds of strangers watching expectantly.

I’d have no self-control, but I hear it’s rude to eat your food before others at the table get theirs.

I came to say that r5 but you've said it so much better. 💨💨💨 Eloquence about flatulence! Of course you do know you're a horrible person, right?

When cracking crab legs, please be careful not to fling a leg across the room.

R16 what? Really? I’m a horrible person?

If you answer questions during Q & A, always start with the phrase - that's a good/interesting question no matter how stupid the question is.

Do not present hole unsolicited unless you want to appear the cheapest of the cheap.

Lol at OP's picture. The guy proposing has what is seems like a good to good enough body, but the woman he's proposing too is a complete walrus.

Straight guys really will fuck anything with a cunt in it, amirite?

OP's photo looks like one from a wedding in flyover land. The groom looks like a vagabond. The bride and the woman being proposed to are both fat cows. The guy proposing looks like an inbred deplorable.

No wearing white after Labor Day!

I will never understand public proposals.

Keep in the right hand lane except when overtaking (and in the UK/ Australia, and other RHD countries keep in the left lane)

Be nice to service workers. In fact, be nice to others even if you don’t have to be.

Don’t come to Datalounge humblebragging about being frequently pounded by big dicks. The unholely readers here will hate your guts.

R26 - or just be nice.

I know this is meant to be a cunty / bitchy site but there's enough shitiness in the world without dumping more crap out there.

"How are you?"

is answered with three points, not 2, or 1.

"Fine, thank you, and you?"

Do not skip points 2 or 3 in your response. Were you raised by animals in an isolated cave?

When you roll your sleeves up, make sure it’s clean under there.

Polish your shoes.

When you enter a public building or business, you always go in through the right-hand door.

And when you exit a public building or business, you always go out through the right-hand door.

How about excusing yourself if you have to pass gas? Don't sneak off to the corner or try to pretend it was someone else. Just excuse yourself for a moment and avoid the scene.

Don’t tap on Grindr.

Don't look down at your phone when walking up an escalator or waddling down a crowded train platform. Watch where you're going.

[quote]If you cook fish, please have febreze ready to mask the odor.

No. That just creates two stenches instead of one. Instead, get in the habit of roasting fish instead of frying it. Or yes, don't cook it at home.

Here's one that seems to have faded away - give up your seat on public transport to someone who looks like they need it more than you.

Use the litter bins for your rubbish, and if you don't see one, wait until you do.

Do not spit on the sidewalk unless you are a savage.

Clean up after your dog

[quote]When you roll your sleeves up, make sure it’s clean under there.

The sleeves to your what?

When using a toilet for #2, check before leaving that your flush was 100% effective.

No one wants to see your "residoo-doo."

“ When on an escalator stay on the right side, so my big ass can freely walk.”

In NYC this is a written rule.

Women: don't pee on the seat. If you must hover, at least wipe up the sprinkle.

Men cannot imagine how disgusting this can be.

R42, low flow toilets are hell on earth for this reason.

I am on the east coast. We don’t have a water shortage. Give me gallons and gallons to wash away my poo, please.

R45, just say "shit," please.

If he gives you his load, swallow.

A lot of the decay in society can be attributed to people no longer respecting the unwritten codes of conduct and authorising themselves to behave in selfish, anti-social ways. Eg, give your seat to an older person on the train, control your children in restaurants or planes, don't crowd the sidewalk, etc. These are small things. But it escalates into things like the knife and acid attacks in the UK, the shootings in the US.

Don't get me started on children in restaurants. As a former server, do NOT let your children loose after the meal to run around free through the restaurant while you're taking or scrolling on your phone. People are carrying large trays of hot food. Thanks.

Hey millennials and Gen Z - no one wants to smell your body odor. This trend amongst the young of not using deodorant is not charming. but offensive. Likewise to our elders - soaking your body in cologne is equally offensive; you smell like a cheap whorehouse.

I would oopsy dropped it on those children.

Women - if you are going to the theater, you are going to have to sit for a couple hours with people with noses. Don't cover your body with perfume or cologne.

If you happen to be in a situation where you have food and someone else does not, eat your food right in front of them with a smug smile and don't offer them anything.

Men can be just as bad, r52. I had to move at intermission because of this munt wearing (I think) Fahrenheit Saturday night at the opera.

Fat mongrel bitches

[Quote]Women - if you are going to the theater, you are going to have to sit for a couple hours with people with noses. Don't cover your body with perfume or cologne.

And a note to frauen who go to the theater: if you hired a babysitter to take care of your brats, let them do their job. Don't fucking call them and keep giving them instructions even after the performance has started. And for fuck's sake turn your fucking phone off and stop texting every couple of minutes. If you are that worried about the welfare of your crotch fruit, stay the fuck at home and don't ruin other people's experience of theater.

Do not stop immediately after going through an exit entrance, at the end of an escalator or stairway, or after completing a transaction at a cashier, vending machine, or kiosk - move it along, toots, and get the hell out of the way.

When walking on the sidewalk, don't wander from side to side like you're a police car slowing traffic on the freeway.

If you're walking a dog on a leash and someone is walking toward you, don't go to the opposite side of the sidewalk from the dog and stretch the least across the entire path. Move to the same side as the dog.

Always let the other guy know when you're about to shoot your load while he's blowing you, so that he can decide what to do.

Let people get off the elevator before you come barreling onto the elevator.

[quote]Let people get off the elevator before you come barreling onto the elevator.

Or the subway or bus.

Don't spit on people. Don't light matches and throw them. Don't jerk off in public.

(These are for the crazies on the New York subway.)

Cover your mouth when you yawn. I'm appalled by the people who don't do this. Use a handkerchief or tissue if you know you are going to sneeze.

Don't interrupt when someone is talking. This has become my pet peeve lately. If someone is saying something I'd like them to finish what they were saying without being interrupted by some attention whore in love with the sound of his or her own voice.

r61 why cover the mouth when yawning? What is the health issue there?

When in a crowded area, don’t suddenly stand still to look at your phone. It’s the pedestrian equivalent of hitting the brakes on the highway.

Not a health issue with yawning, but who wants to see the inside of someone's mouth? ewwwww

That's what I meant, R64

r61 and r64 are pearl clutchers

don't fart in the bathtub. even if you want a bubble bath.

Wash your damn ass. Yes. What I said. People can smell your dingleberries at work, in a yoga class, in the supermarket. Anywhere. You're not fooling anyone. Wash your DAMN ASS.

[quote] Women - if you are going to the theater, you are going to have to sit for a couple hours with people with noses. Don't cover your body with perfume or cologne.

I’d rather smell perfume than...you know. Fish stinks.

Children should be left at home with the nanny or governess.

Wait until the bottom you're fucking cums before kicking him out.

If you’re driving on a freeway, please do not drive slow or keep breaking while driving in the fast lane. If you are afraid to drive, then stay off the damn roads.

In a restaurant, always be nice to your server. If not, you may assume that the food set before you may have an extra ingredient added, courtesy of a pissed-off server.

Don't go anywhere or do anything.

I’ve always wondered about the people who argue with servers, and then stay for service, R74. Like, how the hell do you expect this to end well?!

Don't fart in a crowded elevator when you get to your floor you can cut one before you get out.

The seat opposite you on public transport is a seat. It is not a footrest, you filthy pigs.

If you poop in public and it fucking stinks, pease use your Poo-Pourri Toilet Spray.

Thank you.

Attention - Bottoms:

Your ass must be douched, and then cleansed with soap and water, before presenting hole.

Thank you.

Don't announce your 8-week pregnancy at someone else's wedding, you're not showing yet so if you do that, you're an attention-seeking whore.

Put the divider down on the conveyor belt after you've unloaded your groceries. Thank you.

Never eat pineapple on Christmas.

R83 also, please do not allow your food to touch my food on the conveyor belt.

Don't hork goobers back up your nose and/or down your throat. It's disgusting. Take some Mucinex or, better yet, go see a doctor. No one wants to hear that shit.

don't pick your teeth at the table in public. Or stand just outside a restaurant, doing it. No one wants to see that shit.

Never understood this etiquette rule:

Break off a bite sized piece of bread, put a little butter on it, and eat it. Don't butter the whole piece of bread and then take bites from it.

Don't understand why you're supposed to dip your spoon away from you when eating soup.

Millennial parents, please don't change your babies' diaper in full view on tables in restaurants. It's disgusting, go to the restroom they have tables for that .

Don't put your feet on the chairs and tables in waiting rooms. Don't read your phone in a cross walk. Flush the toilet and wash your hands after you pee. Hold the door for anyone. Say hello when you pass someone in the street. Cover your mouth when you yawn or sneeze. Don't litter ever.

Don't look Diana Ross in the eye.

No, really. Don't!!

Summation of previous 91 post: Hissssssss!!!! Hissssssss!!! Hisssssssss!!!

[quote]Children should be left at home with the nanny or governess.

or ....

Use your fucking earbuds In public, peasants!

When making a right turn at an intersection or into a parking lot, hug the curb so that those behind you can pass.

When exiting a two lane driveway, stay to the right. Do not occupy the center so that those pulling in from the street can't do so with you blocking their way.

Don't take pictures of your food and post them. Stop with the selfies, psycho.

Febreze is not air freshener, it’s for removing odors from fabric. Spraying febreze after cooking fish isn’t going to do a whole lot.

[quote]Febreze is not air freshener

It is air stenchener. If you use those little Febreze cubes (or any other shit like that) in your uber, I will not tip you.

Enter the nearest lane when making a left turn at an intersection.

Bring in your trash cans from the street the day they were picked-up, not 4 days later.

Don't photograph Barbra from her right side.

Don’t ask me about my will before I have even died. Shit, I’m just in the hospital and does not mean I am dying.

I seriously think Febreeze could kill me. I do have fragrance sensitivities but Febreeze is a whole other level of awful. If I ever get some kind of terminal news at doctor's office I'll just stop at the store on the way home and buy Febreeze and Febreeze myself to death when I get home. No fuss, no mess, inexpensive comparatively.

R22 The bride's cleavage in OP's pick looks downright violent and painful. (Not to mention REALLY unattractive.) I'll never understand why these big women cram themselves and their fat boobs into strapless gowns.

R102 lmao

[quote]Bring in your trash cans from the street the day they were picked-up, not 4 days later.

This. My low class neighbors leave their bins out on the curb for days. And they fill it up with trash out on the curb. I've reported them to the city Sanitation a few times. If these were left outside their house, I probably wouldn't care, but they put it on my side because they park their fucking SUVs in the way. Pigs.

Pull your foreskin back before urinating so you're not spraying the entire room.

Present with clean hair, nails, and clothes in public, especially if you are taking public transport. Exceptions for people with filthy jobs, of course.

Respect people in service jobs. Do not pass around your yacht boy without advance negotiation and renumeration. Classier to keep him to yourself, anyway.

Do not ski trails you cannot handle. Please learn a few words of politesse for every country you visit. Do not propose expensive restaurants to your middle class friends, unless dinner is on you. Always bring thoughtful hostessing gifts.

Marry up.

Do not dispose of your gum on the ground. The birds will eat the gum and choke to death. 😩

[quote]Do not dispose of your gum on the ground. The birds will eat the gum and choke to death.

And even worse, some vain queen will step in it while wearing new Gucci loafers. You don't want to be anywhere near an angry queen wearing new Gucci loafers who has just stepped in some gum.

Apply deodorant or anti-perspirant every day and wash your feet. (in addition to washing your arse)

If you take a huge dump, flush the GD toilet.

I make my dumps, don't take them. You can have mine.

R112 Lmao

[quote]My low class neighbors leave their bins out on the curb for days. And they fill it up with trash out on the curb. I've reported them to the city Sanitation a few times.

Niiice. Are you from Ft. Worth? Hope Sanitation won't roll up on your neighbors and shoot them in the head.

Video record in landscape (horizontal) orientation, not portrait. Unless there's a really good reason for portrait mode.

When your future in-laws offer you a choice of expensive jewelry to wear for your wedding day, graciously and politely choose from what has been offered rather than demand what has not been presented as available.

These are hilarious

Most organizations have policies and procedures. If you're not sure what they are, a quick glance at the employee handbook will inform you of the rules as well as the expectations for codes of behavior and ethics. The rule book provides you with a road map for navigating the system.

But almost immediately, you will notice that these may be formal rules for how the company operates, but not everyone follows them. In fact, the more attention you pay to the workplace dynamics, the more you will realize that there are many unwritten rules that no one tells you about. As a result, you are forced to discover them through trial and error, and in the process you can find yourself in a sensitive situation. It's up to you to figure out what all the rules are at your company to be successful.

Here are seven rules you need to pay attention to in order to survive and thrive in the workplace:

1. Written rule: It's a meritocracy.

Unwritten rule: Getting promoted is not just about who does the best job.

Politics and loyalty and favors play a large part in the decision-making process. At best, companies place 80% of their decision to promote based on performance and 20% on relationships and politics; more likely it's 50/50. What does it take to get promoted or hired in your company? Learn the rules to get ahead.

2. Written rule: We offer equal opportunity regardless of gender, ethnicity, race, sexual preference, or age.

Unwritten rule: If you are a white male, you most likely get compensated more and have the best chance of getting promoted.

Look at the organizational chart of your company. Is there an equal representation of gender in leadership? How diverse is the pipeline? Does it reflect the written or unwritten rule? Many organizations pay lip service to equal opportunity, but what is the reality? How committed is your organization to this rule?

3. Written rule: The organizational chart shows who has the power to make decisions.

Unwritten rule: Titles don't necessarily indicate power.

If you observe the dynamics, you will recognize that decisions are rarely made by one person. Many people influence decisions, and sometimes politics trumps titles. Don't assume that someone's position means that person has power. Look carefully to see who makes the decisions and who influences those decisions. These people need to be on your radar screen if you want to get ahead.

4. Written rule: The rules are the same for everyone.

Unwritten rule: There is a different set of rules for different people in different departments.

Your boss may have a different set of rules than someone with the same title in another department. If you've been told, "This is the way we do it in this department," that's a clue! You can't assume that everyone follows the same procedures. They may, in fact, have their own unwritten rules. It's important therefore to observe and tread carefully or you can stumble and break a rule that's sacred to someone.

These. If they had been posted in schools, there would have been no shootings.

To add one more to r117

Human Resources is there to protect the company, NOT YOU. Do not, under any circumstances, go to HR. If there is trouble, change departments or change companies, but do not go to HR.

R124, Sanitation sends them a reminder to put their bins away by 8pm on the day of collection. It's both City and County ordinance. As I said, these neighbors leave their bins in front of my house. I shouldn't have to see them there every time I look out my window or open my front door.

R119 not all HR folks are demonic. I definitely saw the dysfunction of managers and directors. I would not allow a reorganization just because Joe didn’t get along with his boss. I told the boss there will ALWAYS be employees that trigger you, it’s best to learn to coexist. Just because you are a manager does not mean you get to power play. I saw it all.

Amen, R48. Good manners and thinking of others is the oil that greases the wheels of society.

Don't derail threads in DL with your petty grievances and obsessions.

Cuntiness at R1 is not sociopathic or unncessary, but encouraged.

[quote] Wash your damn ass. Yes. What I said. People can smell your dingleberries at work, in a yoga class, in the supermarket. Anywhere. You're not fooling anyone. Wash your DAMN ASS

And ladies, wash your pussies every single day. In the last week and a half at work I have been assaulted by dirty crotch odor in the restroom. And I walked into an empty bathroom both times. That was nasty odor that was still lingering around long after they left

Hold the door if someone is right behind you. Wait until everyone gets off a bus, subway car or elevator before getting on yourself.

Cover your ass, tits and stomach in public. By public, this means “every place that is not your bathroom”

R74 back in the day when I used to work at Burger King in the 90s we would call it "punishing" somebody's food

R125 might I add to wipe under each pussy lip. Vaginal juices are very toxic.

If you're going to insist on wearing flip flops in situations that do not call for them, trim your fucking toenails or be civilized and put on a damn shoe.

R131 same - for all my snatch friends that borrow my gloves. Trim your nails all you Biotches, Whores, and Ho’s.

Saying 'No' is just foreplay.

If you are getting off a plane, or a bus or train at its terminus, let each row ahead of you exit before you get up to leave.

Sleeves on shirts do more than cover your shoulders and arms. They provide a buffering filter of the noxious B.O. from tank tops and sleeveless shirts.

R134 they also hide track marks. Sad

[quote]Put the divider down on the conveyor belt after you've unloaded your groceries. Thank you.

Sorry, wrong The divider marks the beginning, not the end. As such its placement is the responsibility of the person who BEGINS unloading.

Do not walk in a kick line on the sidewalk as if you and your friends are filming the opening sequence to your new tv show.

R137 holy shit, I am actually laughing out loud with tears. Damn Gurl, you are funny.

Don't ghost. I think not responding to an email or text is incredibly rude, if you actually know the person. If you want to move on or have an issue with someone, be an adult and be honest.

If you are going to order fast food for the entire soccer team, do so inside the establishment. Do not use the drive-thru window and hold up the line. I did not go to a fast food drive-thru window to wait 15 minutes for my 2 for $6 McRib sandwiches.

There are no rules of society that are unspoken. All legitimate rules are at least hissed.

There are no more rules. People are cunts. It's worse than ever and it's only going to get worse. Every single fucking day I try to get off the subway and some asshole or some cunt is barging on, with no consideration for me or fellow passengers trying to get off.

Oh, which brings me to - if you're on the subway during rush hour and you JUST need to stand by the door. Kindly move the fuck away from the door so others can enter and exit. Especially if you're a 250-lb fat frau who takes up half the entrance/exit. It's for entering and exiting, not your lazy fat ass. And no, it's not your "spot".

And yes, r57, what is with people walking left to right? Zig-zagging like they're roller skating.

Another unspoken rule, if you have TEN other elliptical machines or treadmills at the gym, use one of the empty ones which are not beside the lone occupant who is there already. What is with people and personal space?

Don’t stand close to me when I’m paying an ATM or payment screen.

In fact, don’t stand close to me at all, ever, if there's enough space not to. Along the same lines:

In an elevator, passengers are expected to distribute themselves to maintain maximum space between strangers. This is an unwritten but inviolable rule. If you break it, the other person/people in the elevator will think you’re a pervert, a mental case, or a foreigner who doesn’t understand Americans’ personal space needs.

R36, even more important, don’t microwave fish in the break room so the entire office stinks of fish for hours. In fact, leave any super-smelly food, including eyewateringly garlicky leftover Chinese, at home.

In the supermarket, herd your children. It’s not a playground.

R136, not necessarily. The dividers are often at the front end of the conveyor belt. The person who can reach them most easily should place the divider. Also:

Push your supermarket cart through the line in front you, so you maintain a cart’s-length distance from the shopper ahead of you. Failure to do so suggests that you've never been in a supermarket before.

On the subject of supermarket carts, they are not CARS. Don't push them at lightening speed or when you come out of an aisle, you are not on the racetrack. People are, you know, walking around.

Only after marrying a woman, having a few kids, and giving your life over to Jesus, is it okay to have a male fuck buddy who screws you relentlessly.

DON'T turn your head to look directly into my home just because my front door's screen is open for some fresh air. This is not show-and-tell, it's summer and humid.

I agree with r142. Society is changing - there are less and less rules as witness DJT. It's turning into Every Man for Himself.

Courtesy flush ! I don’t want to see and smell your little leftovers...

[quote]there are less and less rules

There are fewer and fewer rules.

Use the stairs if 'you're in a hurry' assholes.

Attention - Parents with baby:

Your baby’s bowel movements and the graphic description thereof, is uncouth in the normal course of conversation.

Silencing your phone at the movies is not enough. Turn the damn thing off. The light from the asshole's phones that MUST check their texts and email every 5 minutes drives me nuts.

r155 for President of the Theatregoing Experience, 21st Century Division.

The man should have to kill the bug.

If no one is standing next to the control panel in the elevator, take that position yourself and operate the door open button for the courtesy of exiting and entering passengers. Or, if the moron who IS standing there isn't doing it, hold your arm out so that the door won't open or close on people. Same with when you arrive at the bottom or top floor.

On r143's iPod

[quote][R136], not necessarily. The dividers are often at the front end of the conveyor belt. The person who can reach them most easily should place the divider. Also:

I'm with r136 - "The divider marks the beginning, not the end. As such its placement is the responsibility of the person who BEGINS unloading."

The reason I say this is that if you enter a line and there is no one behind you, then it is pointless to place the divider because another person may or may note get behind you. Whereas, if you enter the line and there is someone in front of you, you ALWAYS have to place the divider.

Responsibility for the divider ought to flow to the person who most frequently or always has to place it.

And may I add to R125's comment, GO TO THE DOCTOR IF YOUR CROTCH STINKS. It is NOT normal for it to stink if it is kept properly clean.

R125, in a previous thread we determined that lingering stall odor was dirty ass.

Thread closed. They've all now been spoken or rather written.

When you pretend to be high-born on anonymous websites, you just reveal your low-born genetics.

NEVER engage with someone who has a neck or face tattoo.

[quote]And may I add to [R125]'s comment, GO TO THE DOCTOR IF YOUR CROTCH STINKS.

Hey! We don't want to smell your stinky crotch either!

Don't get caught buying cheap wine.

If farting outside, do it where no one of importance can hear you.

When people put away their carts at the grocery store to get back their coins, I notice that they're leaving more and more assorted garbage on the carts, eg. flyers, plastic bags, Kleenexes, etc. They probably walk right past a garbage can before they do it.

Ugh-I hate those people, R169. They're making their germs visible.

Please don't wear pajamas and slippers out in public. How can you be that lazy?? Honestly, I'm quite lazy, but somehow manage to change AND wash my ass before leaving the house.

I share manners and hygiene that are more in line with East Asian aesthetics. So I cringe when I see people put their feet (with shoes) on chairs, sofas, or tables, and then don't wipe down those chairs and tables afterwards. Or they wear dirty socks and shoes into their own or other people's homes. To me that's disrespectful and frankly disgusting.

R165 thats a good rule for self preservation. May even save your life

Don't run down the subway stairs simply because you hear a train coming or people are coming out of the subway stop. It isn't the last train of the day. Even better (or worse), don't run down the stairs and across the outside station platform with your phone covering your face. Somebody will trip you inside or outside the station platform, and you might end up hitting the third rail. The two cunts who did this (separately) this morning coming off the 6 train at rush hour deserve to be zapped off the earth.

Hold the door open for the person behind you.

Say thank you if someone holds the door for you.

Is it bad manners to say You're welcome, if you hold door for them and they don't say Thank you?

Using Febreze is a much bigger faux pas than cooking fish. Disgusting.

R176, I once encountered an entitled bitch who didn't even look at me, let alone thank me for holding the door open. I let go of the door and it hit the bitch in her ass. When she glanced back in shock I muttered, "You're welcome" and walked away. She looked furious.

Don't stand in front of doors.

What is it that people in public places standing in front of doors? Do you not think people need to get in and out of buildings just like you did?

The thing about many of these is that you used to be able to publicly shame people who didn't know how to behave in public. On the subway, you used to vocally tell people to move their ass out of the way, that they were impeding the flow of traffic. NOW, people get offended and angry if you tell them that they are in the way or not acting properly in public.

I fly a lot, so I'll keep mine to airplane unspoken rules.

1) Keep quiet. Do not have a long conversation at the top of your voice. You are less than 2-3 feet away from the rest of us. Everyone is now an unwilling participant in your conversation and I can still hear you through my earplugs or headphones. Same goes for loud music in your earphones.

2) Don't remove your shoes! It may be OK to take off your shoes to stretch them in your seat IF you have socks on. But no walking around the plane or having bare feet extend into aisles or other places.

3) Keep the shades CLOSED. The blinding light that comes in makes it difficult to rest or even see your laptop screen. If you must look out the window, crack it a little at the bottom - not a FULL open shade. Very rude.

4) You don't get 2 arm rests - pick one.

5) No full seat recline unless it's a 'sleep' flight - very early in AM, late at night or international.

6) If you're a late boarding number, don't clog up the boarding area - you most likely will have to check your bag. Be prepared to do so and it is necessary - don't complain.

That's all for now.

Of course you call out people for not acknowledging you opening/holding the door for them. The "You're welcome!" is the most obvious one but I like the way of r178.

I don't care how distracted you are or you've got lots on the mind, a simple thank you is warranted.

If you are a driver ( I'm referring to mainly women) and want to pull out of a driveway and the person stops and lets you out, acknowledge the gesture instead of looking straight ahead. Also, to you women again, if someone is trying to pull out of a driveway, let that person do that by giving room. Don't deliberately pull up behind the car in front of you to prevent it, then look straight ahead as if you didn't know that someone was attempting to get onto the street. How about displaying common courtesy.

R180 Women feel they are exempt from the no-shoes/barefoot rule. Men would be not allowed into a formal occasion with both of their feet entirely exposed wearing flip-flops, which are the equivalent of most women's high-heel shoes.

Re r180 Why no walking in socks? Why not full recline if the person in from of you does?

R180, I do slip my shoes off, discreetly, as my feet and ankles swell. But they remain firmly planted under the chair. If I get up, or move them from under the chair, I put my shoes on. I usually exercise my feet and ankles under the chair to minimize swelling. I couldn’t do that with shoes on.

I always have socks on, and my feet don’t stink!

Of course no one thinks their feet stink, just as no one in a tank top thinks they have B.O.

Nope, they don’t r186. I’m very sensitive to smells.

It’s odd, as when I was younger I did have foot odor. It seemed to disappear around age 35, completely. My shower and grooming habits didn’t change, so I’m not certain what happened.

I did stop using anti perspirant around then, switching to deodorant. I also don’t sweat much anymore.

R187 just go take a shower with soap and stand under the water right now. Your neighbors, co-workers, cashiers and random passerbys will love me for it.

I can assure you, I smell fresh as a flower.

I don’t live in the desert and shower daily, change underwear and socks daily, wash my clothing and bed linens regularly, etc.

For the love of God - scrub your swamp ass!

When you blow one gentlemen, get the hairs out of your teeths before you blow the next gentlemen.

Use mouthwash between blowjobs.

Take your teeth out before you give me a blow job.

Overdress for the first week at a new job. Also, arrive at least 15 minutes early, too. Make sure your shoes are shined.

Always wear a red leather suit to your job interview. You will always be remembered and be a super star stand out.

Do not pick your nose in the car while in traffic. We see you, and you look like you're trying to tunnel to the center of the earth with all that digging. It is disgusting and vile.

Do not use a banana as a dildo and then serve it as fruit. Once it's been up your ass, it has been IN a fruit, but it is no longer fruit in and of itself.

R197 same goes for vegetables. Don’t walk into my house with half a zucchini broke off in your ass, then have the audacity to ask my to make a loaf of zucchini bread. You filthy sack of snatch juices.

R55

Battery operated blob

Men over 40: SHAVE YOUR FUCKING EARS!

Don’t fart in an elevator, even if you’re the sole occupant.

R120, throw them in their front yard. Maybe they'll get the hint.

At Food Carts on the street, line-up parallel to the curb, not across the sidewalk blocking passers-by.

When someone says "Thank you,'" don't reply "No Problem."

Gen -Z, it's okay and socially acceptable to use deodorant.

Use your fucking earbuds!

R178, this is for you.

"Don't point out the bad manners of others. It's the ultimate in bad manners. Saying you're welcome as you allow the door to hit an ungrateful is to proclaim yourself a savage. She was wrong and you are doubly wrong for knowing it, acting on it, and then allowing harm. Instead, note her features for future use should she ever need a door opened again. Cut her off, if you can, note your mistake and politely say "after you" while you get behind her. This forces her to open the door for you, and to hold it, maybe even noting your existence in the process. A perfect, polite revenge."

I had this argument with an aunt I was left with when my parents went out of town. I don't abide by her advice often, but this was a nice little turnaround I often wanted to use. It's harder in a big city to be polite. I try to avoid eye contact and take the attitude that it's every man/woman/person for themselves.

[quote]Don’t fart in an elevator, even if you’re the sole occupant.

Sorry, but I'm not dealing with bloated stomach and gas pains. When it wants to escape, I'm not stopping it, all others be damned!

If you use a colostomy bag, don't wear matching shoes.

R189 freshens her labial lips with Evening in Paris.

Never go commando if you're wearing black patent leather Mary Janes.