Caitlyn Jenner's birthday is just around the corner!🎂🍹🎁

Looks good for age 70. Not invited to the party, though.

Oh God. That's Mother Dearest's birthday.

I finally feel bad for her.

70 what?

Killer!

Why are you posting a pic of Hilary Farr?

Who cares about this entitled white bitch? Go away, Caitlynn! Live your life, but shut the hell up!

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(S)he needs a more age-appropriate hair style to mark her milestone. People over 40 should not have hair hanging below their jawlines.

Lmao look at that “woman” at r7 lmao

Caitlyn Kardashian is the matriarch we all aspire to be. She's had 3 successful careers, raised 10 children, has lived more like a man than a woman. And she's 70 and gorgeous?!? Goals.

Which parts of her body are going to celebrate her 70th.

R5 Let's leave Hillary out of this.

He's still attached to his peen, isn't he? I could never decipher whether he'd really had it whacked off. (You should excuse the expression.)

R13 The majority of men that think they’re women keep their penises.

He does look good for 70, but that neck! Gotta lift the neck, too.

Does his dick stink?

Trying to figure out Sophia. Then he, looked to be a very cute gay twink. He could have gotten many hot gay guys to pick from. That Ivanka-Tiffany mixed look, with the butt lips, is appearance regression. I suppose the drive to trans was irresistable.

Some do look better. Can't say that about Sophia from my perspective. As long as she's happy with it,...

Fuck this Republican MAN pretending to be female. He killed an elderly woman in that crash. He’s a disgusting piece of shit. HE WILL NEVER BE FEMALE.

As much as I find her annoying. I think she looks better than Kris and many other older women with work done in Beverly Hills.

Gramps is old as fuck now. And useless

She's gorgeous. She looks like Ann-Margret in "Bye Bye Birdie".

That's a wide chested man.

She is really cranky.

Money talks. If she had financial issues, lord only knows how she would have looked.

She looks like Melanoma in OP's pic. Heh.

This awful CUNT is now old enough to run for President.

“Gramps is old as fuck now.”

I’m Jenneration T-3 — for Tired, Tacky Trumptard.

Liking Trump, Ted Cruz, and voting Republican, and particularly being Trans and around Hollywood, is conflicting logic. She actually thought she would win over the Republican party on the trans issues.

[quote]She actually thought she would win over the Republican party on the trans issues.

Because she's a wealthy white man.

The first to photo "Caitlyn" in the "big reveal" for Vanity Fair speaks out.

She looks like Macjagger and voted for Trump. Fuck her.

I hope I live long enough to experience the day when this utter nonsense of proclaiming you are a different sex is finally seen for the bullshit it is

She looks good for 70. Has she had work done?

Bruce was an asshole, Caitlin is an asshole.

R32 I think you will. The house of cards is starting to crumble. Former allies are peaking left to right. Biological sex is immutable. Only men have penises.

I think she’s gorgeous!

I have no doubt she wants to be trans F. She's focused on garnering personal attention, pretty clothes and accessories, Hollywood and media coverage, and of course, staying relevant and making more money. Given her Republican politics, she doesn't make a strong advocate for trans causes beyond herself, let alone LGB which she has shown little to no support.

Caitlyn is about Caitlyn. Generalizing beyond that is just pop culture entertainment.

How will I celebrate? I will fight for legislation to prevent these "men" from competing in women's sports.

Caitlyn (Bruce) competed as a man in sports and was an Olympic winner. In golf, Caitlyn still tees off from the men's spot. She couldn't care less who competes in women's track and field.

She looks certainly resembles Mariska Hargitay.

That roast was pretty brutal for Caitlyn, and it was suppose to be Alec Baldwin taking the intense comedy hits.

That said, she maintained her composure. Give her some credit for taking the sharp jabs and not losing it.

I predict she will be dead by 2021.

"On today's show, the role of Caitlyn will be played by Nora Dunn."

Caitlyn gal pal appears to be an up and coming entrepreneur. Good for her.

Money is a shield when you are mentally ill.

Need to bring back "I am Cait" with the "trans bus" taking the ladies on exciting adventures.

Bruce Jenner is still a man. His penis is still attached.

Bruce has been no help to our community. In fact, just the opposite.

Bruce is just a really fucked up gay man with breast implants.

Caitlyn was a woman trapped in a man's body. She freed herself and is now happy.

You cut away the gay man and inside there is woman.

So Caitlyn is a Scorpio, that explains her intense sexual aura 🦂

She repulses me. Every word out of her mouth makes me want to punch her in the testes. Can’t wait for her fifteen minutes to be up.

I don't care if Caitlyn identifies. And I don't care if she keeps her dick. I don't want to meet her or fuck her, so what diff does it make. Let her do what she wants - stupid or not - and let it go.

No r52, she’s a Republican asshole and a killer.

No [R52], he’s a Republican asshole and a killer.

Fixed it for you.

I had no idea he was a fellow Scorpio.

Transgenderism and non-binary are a contradiction in terms, surely.

[quote]As the documentary opens, Bissinger has just emerged from writing an explosive Vanity Fair cover story in which Caitlyn Jenner, known until then as the Kardashian patriarch Bruce, has announced her gender transition. Bissinger has now signed on to serve as Jenner’s co-author on the memoir that is set to follow the magazine profile, and this collaboration serves as a peg for him to question the bedrock of his own sexual identity.

[quote] All his life, Bissinger explains, he has been repressed, playing the role of the Brooks Brothers-wearing straight male journalist. “That repression damaged me,” he says. “I should have explored, I should have been true to myself. That’s the parallel with Caitlyn.” In conversation with Jenner, he tells her, “You said, ‘I don’t want to die without living my authentic self,’ and that has, for better or worse—you have inspired me.”

[quote]Toward the end of the documentary, as Bissinger and Jenner approach the end of their work together, Bissinger addresses the topic of Jenner’s gender-confirmation operation. “The big reveal of the book is that she has the surgery,” he tells the camera. “So she has to have the surgery... You can’t have the book in which the big dénouement is ‘I’m ready to do it.’ She’s got to have it done.” The story must have a neat ending, and, indeed, the final passage of the book, which Bissinger reads aloud to Jenner (it’s unclear whether this happens before or after the operation actually takes place), also touches on the issue: “Oh, and by the way, I did have the operation last November. . . . All of you can stop staring. The question was never going to go away.” Now, at least presumably, it has. For Bissinger, however, the questions remain.

^ Calling for Jenner to get the surgery to confirm authenticity of the transformation?

Head to Trump Tower then

I will be enjoying my Wheaties cake.

R59 very ladylike.

In the preppie pic upthread, the sunglasses pic, 100% Bruce Jenner in a wig. Nothing like a woman. If you’ve got a cock, you’re a man. No matter how you dress.

But she's...

Tribute song -. Happy Birthday!

[quote]Then... the Vanity Fair feature with Caitlyn Jenner proclaiming to the world, "Call Me Caitlyn," changed everything forever.

Happy Birthday Cait!

She’s so brave and stunning

Caitlyn was always a total idiot, but I don't think he was totally off-base in thinking Republicans might embrace trans.

Trans' regressive sex stereotypes, homophobia, and misogyny are right up Republicans' alley. Some arch conservatives (Pat Robertson and Mitch McConnell, for example) like trans because, like Iranian theocrats, they see trans as a way to "fix" gay men.

But trans just had to go after children and use the medical establishment and schools to preempt parents' right to make medical decisions for their kids. Republicans were never going to fall in line with that.

Hopefully Caitlyn is inspired by Suzanne Somers birthday suit photo post and recreates it.

How could it possibly be 70 ?

I thought Caitie's life really began on the day of her first Debutante Ball(ing).

Caitlyn won't use instagram for a nude/near nude display. She could do it for Vogue or Vanity Fair, or similar magazine, and get paid handsomely.

Her most private parts could be covered slightly with something like a silk scarf or sheet, or maybe soap suds.

Well this cunt has gone through quite a bit of transformation (at least on the outside) which is a very Scorpio life theme.

Irk.

Miss the trans van oñ adventures. The best part of 'I am Cait'. Other stuff, not so good.

Sophia returns ahead of Caitlyn's birthday.

70? I guess she can't get pregnant now.

Res Ipsa Loquitor

Caitlyn hat Sophia letzten April eine schöne Geburtstagsfeier gegeben. Vielleicht machen sie eine große Party, dann eine private mit nur den beiden.

[quote]70? I guess she can't get pregnant now.

Didn't she say they want a baby? Maybe they'll use a surrogate.

We should all start a fund to pay for her birthday 🎂

Yayyyyyy! I think I'll cut my dick off in honor of the occasion.

On second thought, maybe not.

[Quote] Didn't she say they want a baby? Maybe they'll use a surrogate.

One can use Camel Toe underwear that gives that plump pussy look. Perfect for tucking male thingys underneath. Surely, Caitlyn has been recommended these.

Of course she’s a Scorpio. She’s a raging moron and mentally ill.

Bad joke on SNL

Celebrating

Caitlyn is 70 years young today and looking fabulous!

Did he ever get the pussy installed? If so, it must smell rank.

Is Caitlyn Jenner considered a lesbian now?

I really want to know.

Still looking better than Kris. How on earth is that possible?

Calling Caitlyn a "fella" is just wrong. She's a lady.

Well at least he/she is ready for Halloween.

I hope it’s that old whores last year on earth.

There will be a big birthday bash for her. She's not the type to celebrate privately, though she and Sophia may have dinner and drinks alone, either at home or out to an exquisite restaurant followed by TMZ, Daily Mail, etc.

Kim sends birthday wishes to Caitlyn.

Nice dinner with the Ks...

Why are there no black men in that photo? I thought it was a Kardashian party.

Caitlyn is participating in "I am a Celeb 2019".

He could play Teri Shields, Brooke Shields' mother, in something.

CALL ME BY MY DEADNAME

I turn 70 on November fifth. What's Caitlyn doing for ME??

She's getting $647,000 for the new reality TV deal.

Who wants to watch her on reality TV? Other trans? She's boring as fuck.

Before & After

Is Caitlyn a skilled actress? Reality shows are not a good judge of that.

He has really nice hair, I'll give him that.

R104 well she was AWFUL in the Village People's flop movie in the 80's

I'm hoping for a new version of Can't Stop The Music in which 'Bruce Jenner' is replaced by a CGI Caitlyn.

ANYONE WHO REFUSES TO ENDORSE THIS IS A DEAD NAMING TRANSPHOBE COMMITTING LITERAL VIOLENCE.

If Trump wants a real distraction, he should name Caitlyn as the new WH Chief of Staff and Trans Ambassador to the World, the later she asked to be.

Caitlyn says she trained to transition for 65 years.

Damn, she's so stupid it took her 65 years to train to be a professional woman?

My goodness

Caitlyn & Sophia at Alice & Olivia fashion launch party in Hollywood.

Do I get to join her licking the Russian hooker pee out of Donald Trump's ass crack while they pass more laws against gay people?

Does he still have his wang or did he get a broasted chicken mangina?

How to properly tuck your dick and balls.

Tuck & Tape 12 steps