SNL 10/12/19

Will it be another Pete-Free episode?

Will Camila do a skit where she shows her comic skills?

Last week a bridge, this week a harbor what’s next an air plane hanger?

I want to wake-up in his arms.

He's okay if you can't be with your true love.

With all the Trump drama they open with the CNN equality town hall?

really?

Ucch this stinks of Lorne wanting to be "fair"

Colin Jost sucks as Mayor Pete.

Did Kate's cancer return?

they better do something about Trump and Ukraine. I mean how the fuck can they not

daddy harbour has me!!

God that was awful

For a second, I thought that was Ron Gronkowski.

Biden isn't a Southerner.

Yes, Kate is in cancer treatment. I hear she stayed on the show for another year just to keep her health insurance.

I'm so jealous Woody got to kiss Alex.

Well, that sucked. Not in the least bit funny.

Intro was amazing! Omg woody harrelson kissing that guy was awesome 😎

Loved intro but who is David Harbor ?

wow David Harbour is ugly

R18 He played Anna Faris' husband in Brokeback Mountain.

David Harbour: An uglier Michael Shannon with worse hair than Kelsey Grammer.

David’s cock seems to be growing as his monologue proceeds.

Blonde Pete!!!! I wanna see his huge snake

Pete finally shows up this season

Note Kate's obvious blonde wig during the monologue.

The host look like Frankenstein

Ok I just realized he’s on Stranger Things. Is that a good show? I’ve been avoiding it because I don’t like shows with kids. But it seems to be popular. Does anyone here recommend it?

R26 Can't NBC at least pop for a better wig for Kate?

I am confused. Does Kate McKinnon have cancer ?

I thought the open was really good. You bitches hate everything.

Yes Rose R23. You need talking points with your twink

R31 - thank you !! I thought so too. Of course I’ve had a glass and a half of Cabernet but I laughed out loud

That blond wig makes David Harbour look like Ty Burrell, which is made even stranger by the fact Ty Burrell is not a blond.

The host has a nice bulge

this school skit BLOWS

He looks better with the blonde wig than his real stringy hair.

I like the girl who wants to be a pallbearer.

Is the new Asian always part of the audience?

OK this Sesame Street Oscar the Grouch sketch is funny

Okay this Oscar the Grouch thing makes me laugh

Isn't Elmo a guy?

Isn't Elmo a guy?

Me and R40 are on the same page cool

Ok not a total stinker thank god. Let’s see how it continues after the commercial. I’m always cautiously optimistic because I used to love this show

“A dark take on Oscar the Grouch.”

Grouch was brilliant

so I guess the only political jokes will be during Weekend Update *rolls eyes*

we just can't seem too anti-Trumpie can we? If Obama had this kind of scandal it'd be the opener on SNL for weeks

Omg his arms look good!

OK the host is ugly but at least he has nice arms

The Asian is not funny.

"Ever since acting was too hard" lol

I'm surprised Peter DeLuise is hosting.

The Asian isn’t good. I hope they fire him.

I disagree. I like Yang

The host looks great in a sleeveless shirt! Maybe he should just shave his head. His real hair is awful

R55 - don’t you think he’s trying too hard? Seems desperate

I like Yang, too. I hope he stays.

Yang is amateurish.

Viewers and critics have loved Yang. He’s brilliant

Madonna was all this 35 years ago.

I like Yang too but he always does the same character.

Lea Michelle is a good musical guest!

This Camilla bitch is good! I’m surprised

She can actually sing. That's a surprise.

Costuming is great for musical skit

Camila is a decent singer but I hate that she's trying to sound indie-ish. She doesn't need to.

Why the Marie Antoinette costumes for this musical number? I don’t get it.

What do you mean by indie-ish?

r68 Because art.

David Harbour only looks good as the Sheriff. Kind of like how Bradley Cooper was only sexy in the first Hangover movie

Colin Jost my baby daddy is on!! He’s so hot 🤤

I think he looks stunning.

Colin Jost has such an ugly, deformed face.

r28 I don't know if you are serious but I don't usually like horror movies or movies with kids but I love Stranger Things.

emotional support rally hahaha

emotional support rally hahaha

Emotional Support Rally, lol.

Trump is going to hate this bit-they're showing how dumb and incompetent he is

I'm rooting for Yang but so far he has disappointed me.

Does Heidi have dentures?

This girl doing this character is annoying to the point that I have to mute the TV. Every time.

Heidi has falsies

I know Leslie's gone and she was like your wife

lol

Pete

holy fuck WHEN IS HE GOING TO GET HIS UNDER EYE DARK CIRCLES FIXED?

he's got the money

clearly makeup can't fix it

Pete looks like an end-stage cancer patient. He really looks ill.

Why does Pete go out of his way to look like he's about to o.d. any day now?

Pete looks worse than ever. Sad final days.

Pete is going to die this month.

I miss Stefon.

Pete was funny. Jost looks good.

The entire Weekend Update was strong.

I agree with r91.

Pete looks awful but I would still ride that huge cock.

Jost has never looked worse.

Will the SNL curse return for Pete?

Are you kidding? Colin Jost is dreamy

Hopefully Pete will die by OD like Chris Farley, and the rest .

Not one person under the age of 60 watching this show knows anything about PP&M. What's the point?

That years song was pretty funny.

yeah I've heard of Peter Paul and Mary but can't name a song at all

the podcasting commercial was stupid

F&F for R97. That's a terrible thing to say, even for Datalounge.

R102 - many people wish for this. It’s not a terrible thing to say - it’s a prayer.

Kate needs to stop with playing creepy men.

Can you imagine how awful Pete must look in real life when he looked like death tonight on a show with great lighting and professional makeup artists.

Kate’s old man had a lot of RGB in it. Her Elizabeth Warren has a lot of Hillary. I think you get my point.

I cannot imagine being so damaged that you’d post your hopes that Pete Davidson commit suicide. Just disgusting.

I love Colin Jost.

[quote]yeah I've heard of Peter Paul and Mary but can't name a song at all

I'll refresh your memory: "Puff The Magic Dragon" ...."Leaving on a Jet Plane"...

Dog Court was AWESOME!!!

R107, so do I. I think Jost is cute and sexy and handsome and adorable and funny. Love him.

Woody Harrelson as Biden does NOT work. Whose bright idea was that?

That Alex has some ass on him. Damn.

the Oscar The Grouch anti-hero sketch was the best of the night.

Obnoxious of SNL not to do the opener about all the Trump chaos.

Are they on next week? Or 3 episodes is so much work they need a break?

Yes, next week is a repeat.

I'll never understand why they do so few episodes. They're lazy as hell

They left the debate protesters out of the opening skit.

Who played Julian Castro in the cold open?

Was it Miranda?

And will someone please euthanize Heidi.

Her pensive Centennial characters need to die with her.

It WAS Miranda.

Camila really looked Billie and Taylor look like amateurs performance wise. Billie is a joke fad but still.

Camila made Billie and Taylor look like amateurs performance wise. Billie is a joke fad but still.

I loved Camila's first performance in 17 century dress, reminiscent of Madonna's MTV performance .

R122 yep but madonna mimed.

Soul cycle. The Asian guy is very funny.

Yeah, the Asian guy is hilarious. I don't know why people are hating on him.

Camilla is having a Madame X moment. First two singles from the new album have bombed. She performed the third and fourth tonight which are horrible.

Wow, David Harbour is a big beefy dude. The shirtless flash during the Grouch skit was hot.

I think David Harbour is sexy as fuck.

R126, jealous of Camila because she has Shawn.

Yes, R129, who wouldn't be envious of a fake PR relationship that not even their fans are buying?

They kiss more awkwardly than Jodie Foster and Richard Gere in Sommersby.

She said she would be releasing a ton of music months ago. I honestly think she wants to just get rid of this era very quickly. She has a movie to shoot in spring , and these songs are all about the british ex. Even her fans are questioning why she performed her two new songs when her “liar” song is starting to take off on radio.

Liar hasn't gone above no. 50 on Billboard and is slowly dropping. She said she wants to sprinkle out the songs to see which one takes off.

I like these last 2 songs better.

SNL has been getting better in their set productions for the musical guests. The moving box that Billie Elish sang in was fantastic. I wonder how much it took to dress Camila's dancers in their 17th century costumes or is this from Cabello's team.

Harbour looked better fit-fat. On SNL he looked ghastly, like Frankenstein.

R135 he’s still hot I’d love to see him eat and plow a hot twink ass...

I thought he was pretty hot as the old grandma.

[quote]Woody Harrelson as Biden does NOT work. Whose bright idea was that?

Jason Sudeikis was perfect as wild, loose-cannon Uncle Joe. He just played him last season; why can't they bring him back?

Did I read somewhere On DL that Kate McKinnon has cancer?

[quote]SNL has been getting better in their set productions for the musical guests. The moving box that Billie Elish sang in was fantastic. I wonder how much it took to dress Camila's dancers in their 17th century costumes or is this from Cabello's team.

I miss the days when SNL's musical guests just relied on their singing talent, without all the bells and whistles. Save all that shit for the Grammys.

Grump Grandpa, "get off my lawn" at R140.

R140 they get two performances though, if they are pop stars they should do one of each( like Camila). I like the gimmicks personally.

So Chance The Rapper's going to host the Halloween episode? Better be some good sketches.

I would love to make David Harbour cum. What a blast he must be in bed.

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It’s always annoyed me that SNL does three shows and then one or two weeks off. I read in some SNL book that they tried to do four once and it nearly killed them. But why? They have hundreds of people working on what should be a dream job. Seems lazy and self-centered.

R145, he’s a sex slut

"I thought he was pretty hot as the old grandma."

Especially when he hiked his leg up on the table. Dude knows how to fuck.

R146 I think the breaks are for the cast and writers. Some of their writing days can last up to 24 hours. Cast members and writers sometimes will sleep at the studio. The pretaped sketches can also be long work days.

R144, he’s hilarious in person so I bet he’d be a hoot

R150 I was thinking the same thing. I’ve never heard of him before. He was funny. I loved the ‘Sauce’ skit.

[quote]It’s always annoyed me that SNL does three shows and then one or two weeks off. I read in some SNL book that they tried to do four once and it nearly killed them. But why? They have hundreds of people working on what should be a dream job. Seems lazy and self-centered.

"Gumpy Grandpa" here, chiming in again about how SNL used to be. Back in the early years of the show (the first say,10 years or so), SNL had exactly 3 breaks: one mid-Fall weekend (pre-empted by the "Weekend" news magazine show), winter break, summer hiatus. And this was without the army of writers/cast members and the formulaic show structure.

I salute Colin for using Charlize Theron to better himself in Hollywood. I just know he’s laughing at her pretentiousness behind her back.

The Billie Eilish spinning set was stupid. The musical performances on SNL used to be an opportunity for pop stars to show what they could do in a stripped-down setting. Remember Nirvana or U2 or En Vogue or Janet Jackson or even when Vanessa Williams slayed with a simple, stripped down performance of "Save the Best for Last"? Those days are over, I guess. Bring on the wacky costumes and special effects and anything else to distract from the shittiness of the actual music.

R154, what do you like dude? You seem Like the pretentious type everyone rolls their eyes at.

R155 nailed it!

That horse girl was awful. She looked like she was lipsyncing -- zero emotion.

R154, oh, here we go again.....singing used to be better in the old days, blah, blah, blah.

I'm old but I liked the costumes, I liked the spinning room and I like the productions. The spinning room was essential for Ellish because she can barely sing. For those with a voice, singing in a sparse setting is good.

I long a sing song

Now we get to see the pics of him making out with Lily Allen in his hairbun.

r156, you evidently turned the program off early- Billie did a stripped down set singing aside her brother who was playing guitar:

[quote] Gumpy Grandpa" here, chiming in again about how SNL used to be. Back in the early years of the show (the first say,10 years or so), SNL had exactly 3 breaks: one mid-Fall weekend (pre-empted by the "Weekend" news magazine show), winter break, summer hiatus. And this was without the army of writers/cast members and the formulaic show structure.

But with lots and lots of drugs that resulted in some very talented people's death related to drug addiction.