The New Shawn Mendes-Camila Cabello Thread

They're like 2 girlfriends hanging out together, doing hair and facemasks.

Do they hold hands and make out on the dancefloor to shock heterosexual dudes ?

"Come on, Bro! We're trying our best to keep you 'straight' but you are not making it easy."

Shawn (braiding Camila's hair): So there's this boy I like who works for me. His name's Connor, and I had such a dream about him and me last night. Anyway, when I saw him today I completely blushed! I wonder if he could tell.

Camila: He can tell, Shawn. He can tell.

She is going to regret this.

Her two singles are on the verge of flopping because she made two big mistakes. First Señorita is still strong on the charts (that's what you get when you promote your song faking a totally heterosexual relationship) and second, release two singles at the first time rarely works.. The only recent case it worked was the Only girl /What's my name but Rihanna is a way bigger name (and even her failed the second time she tried.

The Ed Sheeran Shape of me/Castle in the hill worked because they promoted Castle in the hill as second single once it fell out of the charts the first time.

Anyway, that combination of one big single charting and releasing two is a totall killer.

Curiously Shawn is the smarter of the two, that relationship didn't make anything for his straight reputation but he got his first number one and he is smart enough to not release anything till Señorita starts to drop on the charts

We already have one, non-paywalled Shawn Mendes thread running. Why do we need two?

I did a search and didn't see that thread. Sorry.

R7 Well, let's save it for when Muriel inevitably paywall locks it.

[quote]Curiously Shawn is the smarter of the two, that relationship didn't make anything for his straight reputation but he got his first number one and he is smart enough to not release anything till Señorita starts to drop on the charts

Yeah, he's a calculating queen, isn't he?

Well, one the the two ¨Camila singles already flopped on the pop chart, i suppose she could release it again after Liar peaks like Ed Sheeran did with Castle on the Hill, but of couse Shape of you was number one (i doubt Liar will get near the top 10 on the pop chart) and Castle on the hill did already well on sale (and it was a hot 100 top 10 hit).

Not a good idea release two song at the same time, and not a good idea release them when Señorita is still too strong on the charts

C'mon Dads braid their girl's hair, do straight guys really do this?

Plus, Shawn & Camila seem to have been apart for the past week, so the relationship PR impact is fading.

The song peaked, they don't need the pr stunt anymore, and that'll be the perfect way to make the "their schedules weren't too hard to make the relationship work but they are still besties" that will come in the following months.

Shawn will get some straight credit with the dumbest part of his fanbase (noone outside his fanbase believed this charade) so mission accomplished.

I'm not that sure what Camila won with the pr stunt

“Maybe I am a little more feminine — but that’s the way it is. That’s why I am me.”

From the People mag article. Umm hmmm

Yeah sure, that would be nice if it wasn't after months and months of not so subtle homophobia and let people very clear that he studied everything he does to not look girly

R7 you didn’t do a google search so stop lying.

Anybody who says they did a search is lying. If you search on google, ALL threads come up.

Stop being a lazy liar or you will be clocked and shunned.

[quote]“Maybe I am a little more feminine — but that’s the way it is. That’s why I am me.”

There are some artistic straight guys in the arts, but there aren't many straight guys, even in the arts, that flame like Shawn.

[quote]a certain new couple is working on documentary(?) and assured the producers that they will still be together for the next 18 months

Camila already came with me to my hometown for my documentary!!!

Oh, they are even more pathetic than i thought

r16 I did do a search, so fuck off.

R16 R20 Relax, girls. The other thread is already paywall locked so we should continue discussion here.

Bahahahahahahah, as believable as henry cavill and kailey cuoco.

Not gay!

How do I look?

[quote]Not gay!

That's not what you said last night.

Femmy gay face, his body looks nice though.

R26 :P

Who wants to get fingered?

I never noticed before how much Shawn likes wearing rings.

Yeah, R29, Shawn loves his jewelry. And he's also been wearing earrings since he was young.

We had a Portuguese poster on a previous Shawn thread that said that is unusual for Portuguese boys.

r30 That's weird, because it's not unusual for gay boys, is it.

R30 Shawn is only half Portuguese, so that may have something to do with it, along with being a flaming homosexual.

I follow this Shawn Mendes look alike on Instagram....maybe I should upload a pic like this...

Ok R33 here....Nevermind im drunk on pussy juice he follows me...ignore or enjoy the pic

R33, I notice that photo was liked by Chandler Lafee (Tyler Blackburn's boyfriend).

I think this very het photo was taken by Daddy Cez

r34 You DO follow him, Shawn...

This is as embarrassing as ricky Martin claiming to be hetero was. Gurlfriend you're only fooling the delusional fraus and fangurls.

Yeah, Shawn will probably jerk off to that naked ass photo of Manu Rios.

Haha i guess im not too drunk, R37....i got exposed!!!

R39, im too shy to like his pics publicly but i jerk off to all of them when camila isnt watching

R38: In fact is way more embarrassinig bacause Ricky is not flamboyant, and his career was in real danger if came out, and i'm not talking about losing fans or sell less albums, and talking about an abrupt end of his career.

We are talking about late 90's beginning of the 00's and the situation was way different, and of course Ricky was promoted as sex symbol (he fitted the mold way better than Shawn) and he was in the hypersexualized lation music of that era

[Quote] Ricky is not flamboyant

Don't revise history there, buddy. Ricky was plenty fem.

r44 But at least he wasn't Shawn "my favourite superhero is Beyonce, because she's fabulous" Mendes levels of flamboyant

R46 There's a difference between

[Quote] he wasn't Shawn "my favourite superhero is Beyonce, because she's fabulous" Mendes levels of flamboyant

and

[Quote] Ricky is not flamboyant

Ricky was not flaming from space like Shawn is, but don't mistake that for him not being fem. He was plenty fem, which is why Barbara Walters asked him (as opposed to other closet cases) about being gay in the first place.

Walters asked him because he was a safe choice for her, he was not a polititian or an american football player, and of course he was from Puerto Rico. The rumours about Ricky weren't because he was effeminate, the rumours were because his dating life was not believable.

He was the hottest latino singer but that didn't match with his dating life at all. He never was good at bearding

R44: That video only proves that he know how to move his hips.

Americans are too uptight. I remember Sheryl Crow saying Robbie Williams was not masculine enough to break into the american market. Repression is not good

R48 He may have been low hanging fruit, but he was also a safe choice because he came across as effeminate with a questionable dating life. Barbara would have never asked Tom Cruise or John Travolta or Hugh Jackman if they were gay, even though it's a much more open secret and there have been credible stories about them for years. And in R44, he looks like a male Kate Gosselin or Ellen Degeneres. What straight man looked like that? Come on.

R49: It was the late 90's. All looks are ridiculous after a couple of years, that's the reason following trends is not always a good idea if you are an actor/singer/athlete

The only girl that makes me moan is my massage therapist!

So Shawn, how come you & Camila have been apart for the past 2 weeks?

Tour life, R52...don't worry more cringey shawmila pics coming soon!

Camila looks so dead inside.

Kiss kiss 😘

R52: She is probably thinking i did all these stupid stunts all to see my singles flopping

Yeah, R56, I don't feel sorry for Camila.

A modern, successful woman should know better than to engage in bearding for career purposes. She's an embarrassment.

Booty (and hairband!)

Nice ass, Shawn!

Show it naked, please.

Next time I have to promote a song, R59

Still hetero

r61 Is that new?

Shawn wearing his hairband at R58.

From my birthday in August but posted today to instagram, R62

R60 Gay face for eons.

R64, so it's an old pic but I guess they wanted to give the impression that Shawn & Camila still like each other, even though they haven't been seen together in a couple of weeks.

My new GF!

Camila who?

Mom <3

R60 His ass looks flatter than it used to, I think he’s got skinnier

R67: Well, they have way more chemistry than Shawmila

W&W for R71.

2 Twinks by Daddy Cez

Connor & Shawn -- still together.

Camila and I got bond touch bracelets!

r74 With Daddy Cez not too far away to make sure his boys are behaving.

Any 2 people who've never met have more chemistry than Shawmila.

r71 Any 2 people who've never met have more chemistry than Shawmila.

Zac on his way to Australia...where I am!

I get the feeling the Stenmarks play a little rough with Shawn when they spend time together.

r75 The only touch she'd get from him I bet

I guess Shawn is playing with the koala bears while he's waiting for the Stenmarks to arrive.

There are already rumours that they break up, it seems Shawn denied them (he is good at denials)

This is the type of beard that Shawn should consider growing, not a fake relationship with my former touring mate. - -

Kudos Alec, you actually look cute there!

Who wins the sloppy kisses competition?

Yass Manu Rios give me your twink dick!!!

Hurry up twins, I even liked your pic!!!!

dating for sex

R86: To be hoenst, both are terribly bad, but the award should be to Chalamet, he is a talented actor so at least he should be way better at faking interest in his beard. And before the Chalamet troll who gets mad everyone she think someone imply Timmy is gay, i'm not saying he is gay, what i say is that relationship is obviously fake, and he is doing a really poor job faking interes for Lily

Do you like my man cleavage? Feeling slutty!

Hetero energy

[quote]Camila looks so dead inside.

She’s approaching Selena Gomez territory.

R88 ha ha, love when his gay ass slips up.

Hiya

2 people in love

He’s a fucking embarrassment.

Interest in Shawn deems to be declining on this thread.

Shawn needs to show his ass to make it up to the gays!

He is not a very interesting person.

I think people thought he would come out soon but now it's pretty obvious that won't happen till his careeer is over (or never). And fortunately he seems smart enough to not make more homophobic interviews, so there's not too much to talk about him

[quote]"I think Shawn is great. I think Shawn Mendes is incredibly talented and I'm a big fan." - Alec Benjamin

Thanks Alec, hook me up with some lotion please 😏

Your fave twinks, Connor + Shawn

R100, Alec sounds pathetic, too.

Call me Daddy.....Daddy Cez

She's having trouble keeping it up.

She is tired of the charade.

She had a real boyfriend before and she is the one who is not profiting of the pr stunt, her two singles are on the verge of flopping

Shawn just wants to be with Connor and Daddy Cez. They're more like family to him.

I want to see a sex video with Shawn & Connor.

I want to see him bottoming for Daddy Cez.

Frienship Bracelets

SO BUTCH

r102 Idc what you say, JM loves me and that's enough 😌

Doesn't John have anything better to do than fawn over these twinks?

r112 He's on tour, but he always has time for his twinks

Rings

Shawn loves his accessories.

John Mayer is building up his own harem of twinks.

R111 You bet I do, cutie. Come on over and I'll show you how much.

Is the contract finally over?

Have Shawn & Camila been apart for most of October?

Am I pretty?

There's no need to promote Señorita anymore (and i still think that song would be a success anyway even without them making a fool of themselves with the ridiculous pr stunt), so there's no reason for them to spend time together anymore.

The natural progession will be that they grow apart due to their schedule but they remain as friends as ever, and everyone will be happy (specially Camila who seems really tired of the charade)

Do you like my shirt?

Short shirt, R122. Shawn wants us to see his navel.

r122 Did he shave his pits?

R121, if Camila & Shawn break up, Shawn will be back to square one on the gay issue. He'll be expected to find another girlfriend at some point.

Shawn has a fetish about showing off his armpits.

r125 He'll never be off square one on the gay issue. He's gay. He IS square one.

Yes, pits shaved...sad.

We want your hairy armpits back, Shawn!

r128 Definitely Daddy Cez's idea. Maybe he had him shave all over.

Does Shawn let Connor shave him?

R122 Ha! Shawn looks like a young Paul Lynde in that picture. Super gay!

....

Interviewer: I struggle with anxiety

Shawn: Amazing

r131 It's a very delicate procedure, so both Connor and his brother work on Shawn at the same time, with Daddy Cez supervising.

Sassy little Shawny

Tits

Do you let Connor play with them, Shawn?

r136 Shawn was such an obvious gayling then.

R138, yes but only if he gets the action on camera!

R140, that photo is on Connor's IG Stories today.

@1:48 applying make up @7:01 tickling Cez's hand @8:10 Zac Stenmark

Connor always manages to capture my essence!

Where is that one from, R143?

New video directed by Connor, R144

Shawn would love to capture Connor's "essence", and his bro's too.

R143 Is that Shawn wearing mascara? Seriously? What a closet queen.

R147, concealer for dark circles and imperfections

I'm such a Beauty Guru!

R147, Shawn certainly does love playing with makeup.

I swear I’m a big boy ☹️

Only if it’s expensive make up, R150! I’m a Chanel gurl!

Shawn looks less horsey in those shirtless make up room photos, at least.

The shirtless Shawn segment is at R145's video -- 1:30 to 2:15. Daddy Cez is in the room with shirtless Shawn. And is that Connor talking?

After watching that video segment, one of the few times I’ve ever actually seen Shawn Mendes in action, I don’t know how anyone could believe that he’s straight.

Did I add too much concealer? #nodarkcircles

My fave client <3

He's my Daddy too.

Don't worry guys, I'm still hairy

R158 Connor's bro was down there sucking him off just before the pic.

R158 Hey Connor, Daddy Cez says you can come play with my tits!

I know you’re afraid that if we get close that you might have to let your heart go, but we feel so right

I guess Shawmila is over now?

R163, Shawn & Camila don't seem to have been together for a month.

Interesting, isn't it?

[quote]Is that Shawn wearing mascara? Seriously? What a closet queen.

Yeah, he seems to like that mascara. Probably wishes he could dress up in drag for Halloween tonight, but that would probably be too much for his fangirls.

He'll probably dress up privately for Daddy Cez and Connor.

Wearing make up!!

Happy Halloween!

Do you like the view?

If he keeps dressing like that onstage, somebody might think he's gay.

R167, R168 & R169, where are those photos from?

My sweet Connor:

"Waiting for your top to arrive"

Mayer shows up but takes Timmy away instead. Poor Shawn, always the bridesmaid.

So where is Shawn today? Still on tour overseas with Daddy Cez & Connor?

R175 He's recovering from having talked Connor & Bro into some DP action.

I'm surprised Shawn's PR team has let him be apart from Camila for this long.

r176 Shawn saves the DP for his rough nights with the Stenmark twins, not gentle twinky boys like Connor and his brother.

Connor looks like one of the Helix Studios twinks.

R178 Yes, Connor and his brother should be caressed and gently penetrated until they fall asleep in an adorable little puppy pile.

Connor & his brother:

R181 Stop eyeing their tight little nipples, Shawn!

Is Daddy Cez part of Shawn's management?

R183, I think Cez Darke is Shawn's tour manager.

I'll bet Connor took that pic.

Are Shawn, Connor & Cez still on tour?

Shawn says he's in a "magical place"

R188 Cez is licking Shawn's ass out like crazy.

r189 That's what Daddy Cez whispers while he does it, "Magical, Shawn. Magical.".

R190 Alternated with "Daddy's licking your cunt, boy."

Is Connor filming?

r192 Always. Connor's brother is there to give him relief in case he gets distracted by what he's filming.

R193 Connor knows his bro will always take care of his needs.

So you're saying Connor & his bro are into incest?

r195 Connor just needed help relieving the tension while he filmed Shawn and Daddy Cez. His brother was hesitant at first, but very curious, so he volunteered. Nobody thought it would go as far as it did.

It's just a little bromance - plus they fuck each other a lot.

Shawn and Connor on the beach.

Can you tell I've been working out?

Shawn is really longing to be with Camila again. You can tell.

[quote]Shawn and Connor on the beach.

Hot, R198.

And the next one in the sequence is Shawn & Cez.

Looks like Shawn is happy to be with the boys and as far away from Camila as possible.

R198 Shawn: Will you fuck me, Connor, please please please?

Connor: *sighs* For the last time, Shawn, I only top women. Just because you caught me pounding home on Camilla doesn't mean I'm going to give it to you.

Shawn: *looks down, depressed*

Connor: *sighs again* Look, my bro is a hardcore top - go ask him. *winces, rubbing sore ass*

Shawn: *runs off* Oh boy oh boy oh boy!!!!

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