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I Had Fever in July, In August, In September and Now Again

I've had lot's of fever, but I've never been to Africa, where'd it come from?

by Anonymousreply 25October 16, 2019 4:04 PM

It could be brake fluid.

by Anonymousreply 1October 10, 2019 6:04 AM

Oh dear. You have the HIV, possibly the AIDS, but your worst disease is naivety, seeking medical advice on DataLounge and not going to a doctor.

by Anonymousreply 2October 10, 2019 6:05 AM

You didn't pay attention, Mark.

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by Anonymousreply 3October 10, 2019 6:14 AM

I have fever just once a year.

by Anonymousreply 4October 10, 2019 6:17 AM

R3 “I didn’t have to worry about getting AIDS. I just did.”

by Anonymousreply 5October 10, 2019 6:18 AM

Get some sleep, hon...and forget to wake up.

by Anonymousreply 6October 10, 2019 6:20 AM

Mark shouldn't have let someone ejaculate up his ass. But he did!

by Anonymousreply 7October 10, 2019 6:21 AM

Oops! Wrong thread. Sorry.

by Anonymousreply 8October 10, 2019 6:21 AM

[quote]Mark shouldn't have let someone ejaculate up his ass. But he did!

Who would have thought a shot of cum up my ass would put me in a casket?!

by Anonymousreply 9October 10, 2019 6:23 AM

All you need:

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by Anonymousreply 10October 10, 2019 6:26 AM

r9 but it did!

by Anonymousreply 11October 10, 2019 6:28 AM

According to this commercial, this guy had a fever that wouldn't go away.

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by Anonymousreply 12October 10, 2019 6:28 AM

OP, it’s not normal to have a fever every month. That seriously could be a sign of something bad. Go to your doctor.

by Anonymousreply 13October 10, 2019 6:29 AM

I've got it too!

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by Anonymousreply 14October 10, 2019 6:35 AM

It's Lyme Disease.

by Anonymousreply 15October 10, 2019 6:41 AM

So does she...

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by Anonymousreply 16October 10, 2019 6:41 AM

Fever is a leading sign of cooties. You need to see the cootie doctor and get a cootie shot. If you can't find a cootie doctor, I urge you to kill yourself.

by Anonymousreply 17October 10, 2019 6:55 AM

I learned it from you, DL! I learned it by watching you!

by Anonymousreply 18October 10, 2019 6:56 AM

I learned it from you, DL! I learned it by watching you!

by Anonymousreply 19October 10, 2019 6:57 AM

FFS Madonna was born with the AIDS, she was never a virgin, touched for the very first time.

by Anonymousreply 20October 10, 2019 6:57 AM

Hot flashes. You're going through menopause.

by Anonymousreply 21October 10, 2019 7:01 AM

Motherfuckers, I had it before ALL you bitches!

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by Anonymousreply 22October 10, 2019 7:10 AM

Written on Mark’s tombstone is, “He took dicks till the day he died. Amen.”

by Anonymousreply 23October 10, 2019 7:21 AM

Scarlet fever preceding terminal cancer.

RiP.

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by Anonymousreply 24October 10, 2019 7:56 PM

You all missed it.

The OP is a play on the disease Lassa Fever (lot's of fever) get it.

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by Anonymousreply 25October 16, 2019 4:04 PM
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