October Moo to You All. They’re Free! And You’ll Feel Better, I Promise.

OMG! An eager opponent! Sir, I demand satisfaction!

Here’s the most recent thread, prematurely closed to cows, etc.

Moo you too.

Oh my mooo, what a luxurious space. Makes me want to decorate.

I saw Dulcinea wandering over with LaFitte. There was quite a bit of cottage cheese trailing behind her, though. Glad to see LaFitte wore his rain bonnet. Somebody holler when they arrive.

That is Margaret who is trailing cottage cheese, dear Phyllis. I’ve been here half an hour hamding out Welcome Clover sprigs for all.

I love cottage cheese and other cow byproducts and products. Time to pay my butcher a visit. Yum.

Him again!

My new look.

Desmond! You look smashing. Is that a Roy ‘do? Is he sober, finally? I could use a trim but last time Roy burned me with the curlers.

I’m offended.

Hmm, not sure how to interpret the poll. Maybe after some fresh hay.

The interpretation is simple: Mooo!

But did you ”moo“ hout loud? You don’t pronounce the H, Advil.

Moooo!

Yes it’s early, I know. Just had a hankering. Mooo!

The OP has the biggest Potamus I've ever see

Well, moo to you, Mortimer! I missed your post as I had to move my car. They’ve started street sweeping and it’s very complicated. Why can’t they clean out the barn? These humans are very inefficient. I’m sorry, but I’d fire them all and put a cow in charge.

Cows driving cars?!

Cows driving limos are what I’m about.

Di’Jon,

And I am telling you, you’re not going.

You’re the best cow I ever had, I don’t wanna be freee

[quote] for real and in the flesh.

Mmmmmm. Cow flesh.

[quote] for real and in the flesh.

Mmmmmm. Cow flesh.

Saruman seems like he might have a farming accident. They are surprisingly commonplace, and can be very serious.

So be gone! Before a hot air balloon falls on you!

I don't moo!

I whoo!

Whoo!

That’s a wonderful costume for Halloween, R24! Spooky!

Good day Sir, Good Day, Madam, I bid you an October Moo!

This morning, the Gals at the Gate Guild has its Autumn hike led by Rolf this year as he always finds some interesting smells to point out as we go, and our photographer, Jacob. Look for us in next week’s rotogravure.

I wanted to complement Melrose on his understated and cryptic reply about Carl in the “my neighbor plays his ukulele” thread, but now I can’t find the thread, so I’ll just drop this here.

Well done, old boy!

Incidentally, the urban dictionary says they are a Hawaiian and Gay thing, Well, live and learn!

Mooo! And honestly, Bertrand, who could find Carl’s music so disturbing? Play on, little friend.

I saw that thread, too, Bertrand. Someone also registered a complaint about a hot air balloon, mercy! That is very triggering to Günther, I’d imagine.

Oh, and moo!

Such a beautiful day.

I propose a picnic. Maybe even another outdoor movie night?

Somebody will have to find Gertie, though.

Or is it Girtie, I’ve been confused.

I’d have blasted that guy with my Peruvian flute for hours if I’d known.

Hmmph.

I [italic] WHOOP !

R31, perhaps [italic] Children of the Corn? [/Italic] It seems appropriate for the season. What say you? Phyllis and Carl, etc, you can vote, too. Moo.

Delightful! Please accept my baGAWK as a yes.

I will give you this rose if you’d let me shelter in your barn tonight, away from this cold.

[quote] Maybe even another outdoor movie night?

How about Faces of Death?

Security!

R37 snuck back in again.

R37, is there any grass in it? Or corn or anything? I’m not sure it will get a turn out. I just don’t know. [italic] Gertie [/italic] is nodding “No”. Moo. Sorry, dear. Extra moos to soothe your ego, whomever you are.

0ld Begger Cow, of course you are welcome! Have an egg roll. Have some fried rice, Have a cookie, have a few! Ok, maybe not a few. There are limits.

You didn’t bring any pumpkins, did you? They are highly valued here, right now. You may be sent out secretly at night, Under the fence to the neighbor’s to find a bunch. Mushrooms are also acceptable, but that’s for later. No worries.

Oh, and there’s a movie on the barn tonight.

Thank Moo Very Much.

I'm thinking burger & fries.

Steaks & Baked Potatoes.

And Malted Milk Shakes & Ice Cream.

Moo-Hoo !

That’s not me at R41. I’m not that openly crude.

🐮 [italic] Fank Moo Dairy Much !

It’s also important to recognize and celebrate:that Cow Plague was eliminated in October, 2010. Like magic, just gone!

In October 2010, the FAO announced it was confident the disease has been eradicated. The agency said that "[a]s of mid 2010, FAO is confident that the rinderpest virus has been eliminated from Europe, Asia, Middle East, Arabian Peninsula, it was simultaneously announced by really smart cows, too. (I’m sure the FAO is some human announcing agency, or maybe a toy store.)

Sorry, Australia! 😫. 🕷

There will be an indie short called [italic] “The Will Be Corn”, [/italic] too. Starts at sundown. Virtually unlimited popcorn will be shutdown during the screening, because I know how you all are. Moo.

October Moon to you all.

Is that like the Harvest Moon?

I don't get it.

Just imagine that. All this anticipation and what do we gather ‘round for?

Faces of Death.

I want a word with Alphonso. The hens are barren. Is this a good outcome to you??

R37, wants one thing only

And when he's done, he'll leave you lonely

He'll murder your love, he murdered mine, just wait and see

Just wait, moo Melrose, wait and see

A cow who kills has no heart

And he's the cow who gets your heart

Very smart, Alphonso, very smart.

What happened? How was [italic] Children if the Corn? [/italic] Was [italic] There will be Corn [/Italic] any good?

Muriel locked me out, on movie night! and I’m really pissed about it. I’m thinking of reincorporating the Guild over at Lipstick Alley or wherever the hip cows gather, if this happens again. I’m tired of this chicken shit. Lafitte is putting out feelers with his contacts in NYC. Christmas Moose is having his agent fly out from Beverly Hills and meet him at his office on Gramercy Park for a face-to-face, which is quite a power play, if you think about it. We’ll see. This ain’t [/italic] Animal Farm, [/italic] baby!

[quote] wherever the hip cows gather

Speaking of hip cows, is the shank the hip part of the cow or is that the round?

I will ignore Camille the cannibal at R51.

At the link I’d the new thread.