Celebrities' ugliest, most unflattering photos

Beyonce

Britney Spears

Katie Holmes

even with makeup & good lighting, a BEAST.

OP, poor Chris! That is truly unflattering, lol

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Linda Ronstadt

Mean Girls

Kim

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Madge

A beast

😂😂😂😂🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮

Wayne Newton

This beast

MJ

Cameron Diaz

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Hugh Jackoff

Gaga 😂

Thread closed.

Nicole

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Kirstie Alley

R25 that’s not too bad of a photo.

Rihanna.

Lisa Marie Presley

Chris Christie

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Remember Jessica’s mom jeans

This one made me LOL. George Clooney.

Whitney Houston. She lived for another decade.

Let’s not forget about Britney and her umbrella.

R35 She's looked worse.

Damn I'm going to have bad dreams.

Frances Farmer

Kelly Osborne

R40 lmao

R40 Now that make-up coupled with the grey-lavender hair really would've been stunning, and just in time for Halloween!

Never forget.

Anjelica in R24 looks like Pennywise at the end of It Chapter 2.

Any recent candid of fat Niall Horan.

Travis Fug Scott

MJ above looks like his nose is going to fall off at any time. Whitney looks like a crack ho.

I'm not sure there IS a good photo of Kelly O or Tiffany.

So bad she never appeared in public again...

Lardtard Niall Horan.

[quote]Whitney looks like a crack ho.

Well, there’s a reason for that.

What’s going on in r47?

R47 they look like two convicts or a very rode hard and put away wet. They are emitting hatred and anger in that photo.

Lindsay Lohan

Miss Aretha.

R56 Massive chocolate pudding tits.

Mickey Rourke. One photo among many.

Hello, gorgeous!

Marilyn

Celine Dion

In R46 Tiff looks like a damn pufferfish. She has to have the roundest face and head in existence.

Don't forget her puckering anus mouth and lips she can't close all the way. She is a permanent mouth-breather.

R18 looks photoshopped

R22 can fuck off. Ms. Lange is an absolute Queen and could never be considered ugly. x

Sorry R65, but R22 ‘s pic of the great Ms. Lange shoots bullets through your praise.

We still love her though...

R66 Ms. Lange is perfect.

Is Chris Martin having a seizure?

Angelina Jolie, "pregnant" with twins.

Wow these are horrifying. I hope some are photoshopped and if not, well, time is a harsh bitch!

Lady Gaga

Haaay

Seeing Liz @R72 makes me understand how producers could choose LiLo for that terrible Liz & Dick TV movie. I actually see some facial resemblance.

Yikes

Gollum with a makeover, R74. I hope Andy Serkis speaks Italian.

The real Dump

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R77,who is that?

Is there a good picture of Kelly Osborne?

R77, is that Johnathan Rhys Meyers?! Oh my! Poor love, looks like a man after my own heart. x

Jonathan Rhys Meyers R78.

Guess who?

That picture breaks my heart every time I see it R37.

It’s impossible to pick a single “ugliest, most unflattering” for Matthew Perry.

Frances Farmer

Ooohhh David.

^^^^^^^^^ She’s cute. Bonnie Franklin?

R74, that's a good (!) pic of Donatella. This one will sear your eyeballs.

zzzzzzzzzz

Is that Woody Harrelson at R91?

That’s actually a good pic of Mickey Rourke.

Cameron Diaz is photoshopped like someone said up thread.

Brad Pitt looks like Chihuahua.

I believe that’s Liza r92

Donatella’s desiccated corpse, you mean r90?

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Where is Melanie Griffith getting her work done??

Picasso’s Plastic Surgery Center, r97

Lara Flynn Boyle, looking sublimely rested and relaxed whilst flaunting a plumped pucker and dewy fresh glow

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Summon Russell Brand and you’ll get this every time:

I stand corrected, maybe THAT's what drove Katy Perry to divorce Russell Brand!

Shit R102,Id have never married him after the 1st sex session ! Thats pathetic !

Is he tucked?

Kirk Cameron, but it's Michelangelo's David compared to what he'd look like on the inside.

Ahem.

Miss Davis will sign her album ONLY

Tara Reid

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He’s handsome, but whenever he sings..

Jayne Mansfield

All we need are the mugshots for Nick Nolte and Glen Campbell. Luckily, no one has shown the poor taste to feature Karen C at the very end.

What in the actual fuck is happening to Chris Martin’s face in OP’s photo?

R114, Goop just came back from her vaginal steaming and he's mid-barf.

Dionne Warwick

p.i.g. pig

Don't forget me!

glamour!

A DL non-fave.

A worse Marilyn.

Fresh, ageless and feminine!

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Benji the Hunted caught un-groomed

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There's an "I don't give a fuck" taunting quality to Fat Liz that is kind of fun. Mike Nichols said that Taylor told him she couldn't wait for her looks to go (when they were filming "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf") because she was sick of the attention to her beauty, and over-eating and boozing expedited that change.

Who is the woman at r133?

Brigitte Nielsen strung out in public park

Cybill Shepherd

Thanks, r138!

Janeane Garofalo

Ivana some of what she’s got! The bare-faced stunner turned heads up and down the high street by proudly baring acres of youthful décolletage.

Scary arms.

Younger than springtime and twice as fresh

The infamous Carmen Miranda one.

“Ernest, I need you...!” @ r96.

R145 Carmen looks fab there. The pic is just a bit racy.

Damn R143, instead of plastic surgery did she opt for black magic that keeps her face from aging while subjecting the rest of her body to the missing years?

Wicked

Really wicked

I was gonna post Chris Farley's death photo but I didn't.

I think that’s a cute photo of Janeane Garofalo at R141.

Please type in the name. A lot of these are unrecognizable.

R141 So do I

Nicholson

Rihanna's chin

Leo's close up.

Michael's nose was Papier-mâché. Too bad Russell Brand didn't think of it.

Joan Rivers proving why she had so much plastic surgery

R159 Joan Rivers started life as Steve Coogan?

Courtney Love during her mid-2000s bloated phase

R143 Jesus she looks horrendous. Everyone always seems to say how great Madonna looks for her age, but I disagree. Plastic surgery aside, she is proof that hardcore exercise ages your body.

r18 is that real, her skin is awful

R159, thanks, you guys should know that the vulgar Joan M. Rosenberg (aka Joan Rivers) was a social climber and Trump friend and supporter. She should've ceased the cosmetic surgery after 1 rhinoplasty and a minor refresher, but there's no reasoning with crazy.

R163 Not sure if that pic is real, but Cameron does have bad skin. I noticed it in My Best Friend's Wedding, you could tell they had spackled over her pimples and bumps.

[R163] I read in some beauty rag on hat she has bad skin, although she’s probably outgrown it by now.

These pictures make me feel better. Whenever someone snaps a candid, unflattering picture, or my phone accidentally reverses and shows a horrid closeup of my chin, I go into unreasonable despair. I know—Mary! Seeing ugly celebs is therapeutic.

Awww R167, we all do that, I'm sure it's not as bad as you think.

I don't know. I always thought that Chris Martin was the male equivalent of his ex-wife Gwyneth even though her peeps insisted she was another Grace Kelly.

You don't really outgrow acne scars. But I've never heard of her being a leper or the victim of an acid-throwing attack, so I assume that photo was doctored.

🙈 A glimpse into the future, boys.

She is beauty and she is grace. She's elegance and taste.

J Ho'

R172 my God, how tragic. Such a beautiful man in his youth. He had an obvious eating disorder in his later life. He also wasn't very tall, so any weight gain showed.

R173 She had a very flat/smashed in looking nose.

Joan looks like Davey Jones!

Maybe it's me, but I never found Nicholson or DeCaprio hot at any time in their careers.

"What in the actual fuck is happening to Chris Martin’s face in OP’s photo?"

I don't think that photo is real. Photo-shopped, it looks like. It looks similar to the one of George Clooney and the one with Hugh Jackman. I think someone photoshopped the photos to make them look goofy and weird.

bEYONCE ......She's a MAN baby !

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Ariana

makeup is magic

Mila Kunis

Kate Moss

Kate Moss this summer

K.Moss smile is the weirdest

Almost 200 responses but nobody got to this guy, the poster boy for this thread?

On duty, wearing their decisions with respect to their hair, make-up and clothing and then presenting themselves for a public, say, on the Red Carpet, is reaction time for me and has been fodder for some of the best comedic gold here on the DL. and for fashion commentary in general.

Those are the pix I prefer over seeing an image of a star off-duty.

My high -horse, however, didn't stop me from eye-balling the pix here anyway. They're like eye crack.

Why Victoria Beckham never smiles...

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R185's picture reminds me of the recentish pictures of Cindy Crawford. Cindy was gorgeous back in the 80s and 90s, but age, child bearing and bad plastic surgery has her looking rough. Poor thing was mistaken as Caitlyn Jennifer at a public event a while back.

Ouch. I hope she's mentally strong enough to withstand that comparison without resorting to drugs or razor blades.

My favorite Victoria Beckham photo is the one from Prince William's wedding, where it looks like she was attending wearing only high heels and the camera caught her in the instant of being hit by a tablecloth and centerpiece that the wind had blown away during the reception:

Poor Karl looks like the Snow Miser in that pic,R180!

Victoria Beckham looks like she put too much stuffing in her face and on her chest. As Donald would say, sad. Very very sad.

I was going to say Karl looked like the Abominal Snowman

Crap R195 ! Thats who I meant ! I really should check myself before I post !

He does kind of have Snow Miser's coloring, but with Heat Miser's expression.

R181 Ariana Grande does a weird thing with her lipliner where she lines over the two "points" of her upper lip. Making it look like a caterpillar.

It’s a trick to make your upper lip look fuller

m.j.

Any picture of Trump, especially the ones where you can see the contrast between his pasty undereye area and the orange foundation covering the rest of his face

Any picture of Trump, especially the ones where you can see the contrast between his pasty undereye area and the orange foundation covering the rest of his face

Beyonce's nasty cooch!

UNH! UNH! UNH!

Suzanne Somers just posted this to mark her 73rd birthday.

Her next book will be about her battle with Lyme disease of the twat.

R205 that wig is terrifying

Ohm Mamie.

Brittany Murphy.

OMG Celine Dion’s extra-terrestrial transition has GOT TO STOP.

Calling Occupants of Interplanetary Craft!!!!!

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What drugs are she taking to be so junkie skinny.

I think it's mainly years and years of smoking and anorexia. She probably hasn't had a full belly since she was a pre-teen. She claims to be sober (again).

She borrowed them from Madonna.