I’m “most of the Senior class and half the faculty” that Elise slept with...
Is this better or worse than doing Sister Act?
by Anonymous | reply 1 | October 4, 2019 7:07 PM |
I'd rather be with the other four Mrs. Buchannans.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | October 4, 2019 7:11 PM |
I'm the difficult and forward-looking Birch choreography.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | October 4, 2019 7:29 PM |
I'm a lesbian. A big one.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | October 4, 2019 8:35 PM |
I’m Brenda’s size.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | October 4, 2019 8:38 PM |
I am the dimples in Elise Elliot‘s ass that sacrificed fat to fill her ridiculously oversized lips.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | October 4, 2019 8:51 PM |
I'm Monique's mother.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | October 4, 2019 9:41 PM |
I’m the guests Elise claims to have had, who helped her consume a bin full of empty vodka bottles.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | November 16, 2019 3:54 AM |
I'm the delightful bit of fluff that had a much more satisfying ending than the original novel.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | November 16, 2019 3:56 AM |
I'm the original author, Olivia Goldsmith, lapsing into a coma and dying on the operating table during a chin tuck, a minor cosmetic surgery at age 55.
Good times.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | November 16, 2019 4:21 AM |
I'm Sarah Jessica Parker. This is the hottest you'll EVER see me look.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | November 16, 2019 5:37 AM |
I'm the salad dressing at Gunilla Garson Goldberg's penthouse. I'm absolutely restaurant quality.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | November 16, 2019 11:29 AM |
I'm Heather Locklear...before the madness.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | November 16, 2019 1:21 PM |
I am NOT Brenda!
by Anonymous | reply 15 | November 16, 2019 1:39 PM |
I'm your House, your calling card if you will. I need to be perfected, photographed and published.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | November 16, 2019 1:45 PM |
Duarto Feliz here; of course, I'm impossible to get. I work all the time!
by Anonymous | reply 17 | November 16, 2019 1:47 PM |
I’m Diane Keaton’s line, “Well, I mean I supervise,” which I love and use in real life all the time.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | November 16, 2019 1:53 PM |
I'm Bette Midler's incorrect line:
"How drunk do you think Cynthia was when she decided to do a jackknife onto Park Avenue?"
Cynthia jumped from The Pierre at 61st and Fifth.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | November 16, 2019 1:58 PM |
I'm Ivana. I'm honored to be here, and I'll leave you ladies with a little advice...
by Anonymous | reply 20 | November 16, 2019 2:01 PM |
"Stay out of le office."
I used to hear that a lot.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | November 16, 2019 2:10 PM |
I'm Olivia Goldsmith aka Justine Rendall.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | November 16, 2019 2:12 PM |
I'm a class-free dumpster woman.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | November 16, 2019 2:29 PM |
I'm Gil Chesterton earning an extra buck as an understanding bartender.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | November 16, 2019 3:25 PM |
And I'm SORRY!!
by Anonymous | reply 25 | November 16, 2019 3:35 PM |
I'm sympathizing with the husbands.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | November 16, 2019 3:38 PM |
I'm Ned from Friday the 13th. I've been reduced to a featured background artiste.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | November 16, 2019 6:56 PM |
I'm Bronson Pinchot reading Bette Midler to filth for her on-set behavior
[quote]Alternately, Pinchot's "The First Wives Club" co-star Bette Midler didn't harass the actor as much as she did director Hugh Wilson.
"Bette Midler was such a b---- to him," said Pinchot. "While he was directing, she would be rolling her eyes, pantomiming with her favorite actors, and she made it very difficult...she was very unkind to him on that movie."
The karmic payback seems to be that Midler has never looked fatter and less attractive on film than she does in TFWC, particularly next to her slim and stylish co-stars.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | November 16, 2019 7:13 PM |
Bette Midler is a legend and R28 is a hissy vapid queen.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | November 16, 2019 7:55 PM |
I'm Bette Midler at R29.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | November 16, 2019 7:56 PM |
We're social climbers on the rise!
by Anonymous | reply 31 | November 16, 2019 7:58 PM |
I’m Goldie’s Oscar that says “I beat Meryl.”
by Anonymous | reply 32 | November 16, 2019 9:36 PM |
I'm the much darker stuff they cut from the novel.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | November 16, 2019 10:00 PM |
I'm the Lamborghini!!!!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 34 | November 16, 2019 10:28 PM |
I'm a low-quality, top-cost appliance!
by Anonymous | reply 35 | November 16, 2019 10:31 PM |
I'm YOUR SIZE
by Anonymous | reply 36 | November 16, 2019 10:52 PM |
I'm Stephen Collins, hanging around The Spence School for Girls on my days off from filming.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | November 17, 2019 12:53 AM |
I just finished watching this.
Spooky.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | November 17, 2019 2:27 AM |
I'm the Eurotrash that Maggie Smith refers to.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | November 17, 2019 2:33 AM |
I'm the shoes that magically change in the finale so they don't fall over when they dance down the street
by Anonymous | reply 41 | November 17, 2019 2:34 AM |
I'm the restaurant-quality salad.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | November 17, 2019 2:41 AM |
I'm those insane loosely strung stair rails.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | November 17, 2019 3:15 AM |
I'm THOSE LIPS 👄
by Anonymous | reply 44 | November 17, 2019 4:25 AM |
I'm DL fave Billy Porter belting out Love Is On The Way during a montage.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | November 18, 2019 2:36 AM |
You know they air brushed that picture, Bette hasn't been that thin since the baths.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | November 18, 2019 2:39 AM |
I could see Elise's VPL in the finale.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | November 18, 2019 2:58 AM |
I'm Of A Certain Age... with a 6:45 curtain time.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | November 18, 2019 3:47 AM |
I am Bette Midler squabbling over her billing.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | November 18, 2019 3:54 AM |
I'm the original ending when the girls show up at the Cynthia Swann Griffin Center the next morning to find it burnt to the ground since they forgot to blow out all those candles!
by Anonymous | reply 50 | November 18, 2019 4:04 AM |
R51 wow, what a pathetic and useless "article" that was
by Anonymous | reply 52 | November 18, 2019 4:53 AM |
R52 It’s Buzzfeed, what do you expect? It’s stupid “articles” written by privileged people who spend their lives complaining FOR privileged people who spend their lives complaining.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | November 18, 2019 5:04 AM |
One of the worst movies ever made. Fuck off, OP.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | November 18, 2019 5:05 AM |
It's a fantastic escapism movie, so go away, R54, you bitter pill.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | November 18, 2019 5:07 AM |
When I was like 18, my ex lived in his mom's basement and the only movie down there was The First Wives Club. After sex we wouldn't want to go upstairs and get something to watch. Sex followed by The First Wives Club was how it went so many nights.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | November 18, 2019 5:27 AM |
r54 Let's use this...
by Anonymous | reply 57 | November 19, 2019 1:38 AM |
I'm Guns 'N Roses who Elise did NOT party with the previous night.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | November 19, 2019 2:15 AM |
Are you real, r44? Can I touch you?
by Anonymous | reply 59 | November 19, 2019 3:49 AM |
I am Loni Anderson who's pissed that Hugh Wilson didn't even consider casting me as Elise.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | November 19, 2019 4:36 AM |
I'm Sisters Are Doin' It for Themselves playing over a montage that includes the main characters doing a silly coreographed dance routine.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | November 19, 2019 5:05 AM |
I'm Elise's lesbian "friend" she made at the bar. We has a ONS and she has ghosted me ever since.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | November 19, 2019 5:22 AM |
You half remembered it R61. They didn't do a choreographed dance during that montage.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | November 19, 2019 11:54 AM |
An overrated FRAU movie.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | November 19, 2019 12:24 PM |
I am Stockard Channing wishing I had some flashback scenes.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | November 20, 2019 9:56 PM |
I'm SUCH pretty stationary.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | November 23, 2019 6:44 PM |
I’m Marcia Gay Harden’s slutty psychologist character and her silky blouse.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | November 23, 2019 7:04 PM |
I'm the medal awarded to the Diane Keaton character's husband for staying married to her for so long and not strangling the shrill, neurotic frau cunt that Keaton was. If he had hired a hit man to take the bitch out no one would have convicted him.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | November 23, 2019 7:27 PM |
I'm Bette Midler's line about plastic surgery, "Did she have the whole Ivana?"
Which had to be dubbed, "Did she have the whole enchilada?" once Ivana agreed to do a cameo.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | November 23, 2019 9:29 PM |
Let’s be a corny elderqueen who name-drops ancient drag queen culture for attention.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | November 23, 2019 9:57 PM |
Let's be R70's studio apartment in a bad part of town.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | November 23, 2019 9:59 PM |
i enjoy this movie when I want something fluffy on a rainy day. I read the book a long time ago but don't remember much about it but it bore little resemblace to the movie and wasn't NOT funny in the least.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | November 23, 2019 10:04 PM |
Is it true that the actresses HATED working with each other?
I heard that is why there was no sequel -- because Goldie Hawn said she would never work with Bette Midler again.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | November 23, 2019 10:10 PM |
I am the pavement.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | November 23, 2019 11:25 PM |
A Nine-to-Five and First Wives Club double feature seems like it would be DL heaven.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | November 24, 2019 12:27 AM |
I'm 49 years-old, the alleged age of the lead characters in 1996, having graduated from college in 1969, presumably about 22 years-old at the time.
I'm not the future pissy little boys that R70 runs into when he's 49. I started visiting Datalounge the year after this movie was released.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | November 24, 2019 12:52 AM |
I'm the "District Attorney" phase of her career that Elise is in, having aged out of "babe" but being still too young for "Driving Miss Daisy".
by Anonymous | reply 77 | November 24, 2019 7:14 AM |
I am Lily Tomlin who would have been a good cameo appearance.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | November 24, 2019 11:23 PM |
R78 I would of but Bette’s a Cunt.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | November 24, 2019 11:29 PM |
I'm Heather Locklear, who at 36 seemed slightly long in the tooth to be playing Gil Griffin's hot new piece.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | November 24, 2019 11:34 PM |
I am the lack of features on the DVD.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | November 25, 2019 2:46 AM |
R81 I’m Bette ruining the DVD by refusing to do commentary.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | November 25, 2019 3:25 AM |
For some reason Im not in this movie
by Anonymous | reply 83 | November 25, 2019 3:27 AM |
R83 there were no black roles, that’s why.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | November 25, 2019 3:51 AM |
I'm SJP's nipple that gets a little action in church during her boyfriend's wife's funeral.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | November 25, 2019 4:09 AM |
R85 um no that’s Locklear.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | November 25, 2019 10:15 AM |
I'm Muhammad. Traumatized by those lips.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | November 25, 2019 10:27 AM |
I'm R85. I've never actually seen this movie.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | November 25, 2019 11:59 AM |
I'm the questionable casting choices. SJP, for instance. As though any man who wants to leave a nagging shrew like Bette Midler would settle for a whiny harridan like SJP.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | November 25, 2019 8:17 PM |
I am Goldies platypus lips...I had yet to find her in 1996
by Anonymous | reply 90 | November 25, 2019 8:26 PM |
I am 2019 and I am appalled women that acted as if their lives were over because their exes found another woman just a bit over 20 yrs ago
by Anonymous | reply 91 | November 25, 2019 8:30 PM |
"There are only three ages for women in Hollywood - Babe, District Attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy."
by Anonymous | reply 92 | November 25, 2019 8:32 PM |
R921, settle down. It was a movie. Unclutch.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | November 25, 2019 8:35 PM |
R91 FF the Frau
by Anonymous | reply 94 | November 25, 2019 8:36 PM |
Thanks R20. I had forgotten what Ivana looked like with only one chin.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | November 25, 2019 8:37 PM |
I am Jean Kasem feeling oddly possessive watching this movie.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | November 25, 2019 8:42 PM |
I'm Bette Midler's mugging and scenery chewing that is still more bearable and less annoying than Diane Keaton's shrill frau yelps and cutesy getsures.
by Anonymous | reply 97 | November 25, 2019 9:05 PM |
I'm the forty minutes cut including John Stewart's entire story line being Elise's younger boyfriend.
by Anonymous | reply 98 | November 25, 2019 9:29 PM |
I'm Goldie Hawn's hand that gets caught in Keaton's coat belt in the finale and I'm Goldie's shoes that magically change from stilettos to more sensible heels when she walks out to door to the cobblestone street.
by Anonymous | reply 99 | November 25, 2019 9:37 PM |
I am the lack of diversity.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | November 25, 2019 10:03 PM |
I'm Mark Linn-Baker, seething with jealousy.
by Anonymous | reply 101 | November 26, 2019 12:59 AM |
I am Bette Midler's menopausal hormones.
I scare the dickens out of the director.
by Anonymous | reply 102 | November 26, 2019 4:49 PM |
I'm the hairdresser responsible for Gunilla Garson Goldberg's weekly wash, rinse, set and comb out.
I order Aero-Lak by the case since UES is full of society matrons with Jackie O bouffants.
by Anonymous | reply 103 | November 28, 2019 2:51 AM |
I'm Jason Cushman. I'm going to grow up to be a major fagala.
by Anonymous | reply 104 | November 28, 2019 3:23 AM |
I’m the StairMaster that helps Elise burn off the booze and come up with great ideas.
by Anonymous | reply 105 | November 29, 2019 3:29 PM |
I'm Ludwig. I wrote the blonde one a song.
by Anonymous | reply 106 | November 30, 2019 12:46 AM |
I’m Shelley Winters. I should be Monique’s mother.
by Anonymous | reply 107 | November 30, 2019 12:16 PM |
I’m the middle aged man in a vest, schtupping my wife in the afternoon and we think Elise Elliot LOOKS GREAT!
by Anonymous | reply 108 | November 30, 2019 12:18 PM |
Did anyone here know Olivia Goldsmith aka Justine? I'd love to hear what you remember.
by Anonymous | reply 109 | November 30, 2019 12:18 PM |
I'm Sean Connery. I'm 300 years old, but I'm still a stud.
by Anonymous | reply 110 | November 30, 2019 12:19 PM |
I'm Sean Connery, and I'm Uniquesh BOYFRIEND. Two hundred yearsh old and I'm SHTILL A SHTUD!
by Anonymous | reply 111 | November 30, 2019 4:29 PM |
I'm the long-suffering Maurice, the bartender. My other gig is Gil Chesterton, food critic.
by Anonymous | reply 112 | November 30, 2019 6:52 PM |
R112 how the fuck did I never notice that?
by Anonymous | reply 113 | November 30, 2019 10:35 PM |
I'm the scenery. There isn't a square inch left unchewed after that shrew Diane Keaton chewed me to bits.
by Anonymous | reply 114 | November 30, 2019 10:51 PM |
I'm Bette Midler's huge chunk of waist removed from her body in that Photoshop disaster of a poster that makes her look like a dwarf.
by Anonymous | reply 116 | December 1, 2019 10:21 AM |
R116 she has a waist who knew?!
by Anonymous | reply 117 | December 1, 2019 3:34 PM |
R117
Bette does not have a waist.
Photoshp has it.
by Anonymous | reply 118 | December 8, 2019 4:53 AM |
I am the license of the shrink that should have been revoked.
by Anonymous | reply 119 | December 9, 2019 12:17 AM |
I am pedo Stephan Collins' luxuriant hairy chest.
by Anonymous | reply 120 | December 9, 2019 4:11 AM |
I'm a surprisingly excellent cover of "You Don't Own Me."
by Anonymous | reply 121 | February 2, 2020 2:48 PM |
I Bette Midler’s boring and vanilla jokes that mad me miss ruthless people Bette
by Anonymous | reply 122 | February 2, 2020 2:55 PM |